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Wed, 07 May 2025
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Chapter 1: What big news does Cody share?
Cody, you have life updates. Everyone has updates. Y'all fucking engaged.
Yeah, dude. When's the last time we did just a gang podcast like this? It's been a month and a half. According to the internet, like a week ago. Yeah, a week ago. That's true. Hey, guys. We're happy to have you here. We're lucky to be together. Our boy's getting married. I am. I am. I got engaged at the Hotel del Coronado, Coronado Island, out there in San Diego. How was it? It was good, dude.
Someone's going to make an honest man out of me. I'm going to have a little Mexican babies running around hopefully next year.
I can't wait till your kids cut my grass. Yeah, dude.
Okay, Mr. Herrera. Hey, look, I had to do it. It's a rite of passage. He cut my grass. My kids cut his grass. It's a whole give and take.
Your kid's name is B. That's weird. That's weird, dude.
Cut the yard, God damn it. John C. Garrett. God damn it.
You don't have them yet. You can't say that.
Thank you. It's fine.
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Chapter 2: What happened during Cody's proposal?
Everybody goes home with a piece of fuckhead.
disgusting she was a champ though she was a champ she had the the time of her life i just remember walking up in her eyes like this getting the door dash dude for papa murphy's that i had to call at 2 a.m after the show to get her food was pissed because we had to get food to coronado across the door dash drivers love driving pizza across that big ass bridge He messaged me.
He's like, hey, man, just so you know, this is going to be like 25 minutes of my fucking life driving across this bridge. I was like, I'll take care of your tip. Don't worry about it.
My bad. My bad. It's an interesting bridge.
I don't think it's that crazy, though. What? Like... It's not that big of a, like, it's a big bridge, but it, like, takes fucking two minutes to go over.
Oh, but I know, but I think just, like, if you're doing DoorDash, like, you gotta drive, it's kinda out there compared to where everything else is, you know what I mean? If you're just delivering drunk people food at one in the morning, running from Taco Bell to houses and back. Well, don't they account for that, though?
what distance i have no idea distance sometimes i think but still it's at the whim it could be probably like if there's any tolls for that it was drunk and it was 2 a.m i don't care i'll give them a big dip it's fine you got stuck on the tarmac i want to hear that i know you were probably there's no story and it's the plane showed up 30 minutes early and they're like oh well the plane in front of you showed up late so they just pulled in so now we have to sit here and
sit on the plane for another hour do nothing the entire time how's it it was yeah pretty straightforward standard airplane because you know like the ac on planes doesn't really work when they're on the ground or when i'm fat so i'm just imagining well that was my next part i'm just imagining sitting next to you on the ground on the tarmac just waiting That's true.
And just getting my left side of my arm progressively more moist.
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Chapter 3: What are the funniest stories from the gang's travels?
That's not people in Sutherland. That's jamming out. You're just watching one of your buddies get ripped up in the sky. Huh. People music.
Beep boop beep boop.
we got everyone in the mgs5 right now like oh jesus everyone is playing thanks for getting my son addicted to drugs again like fuck dude and mgs5 you know mgs5 yeah dude it was heroin now you guys got him on fucking metal gear 5 he he's we watched him for a night he came over hung out and then just had the he just watched play on the konami fence
he made him buy it brandon's fucking killing it and connor just started playing it just everyone's playing the game that's like all my spare time at night is fucking mgs5 now cody do you want better sex i love better sex Do you want to start having better sex immediately? Can our new sponsor, Adam and Eve, help us with that? That's right. Jump your girlfriends.
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Chapter 4: What military stories do the hosts share?
Exactly.
Brandon, you have more ATS stuff coming up. Or is it just focusing on that bill and then whatever else you're rolling out? Because you were up there last week in Austin doing some stuff too. You're going the whole government route again, aren't you?
Well, that was like the term limit stuff. We were working on some of that stuff up there. But I am friends with a couple of the state reps who are just doing really base shit right now, which like any support I can give for that is awesome.
i just like being able to do stuff you know there's a lot of people that talk about doing stuff i like to at least be useful for something but yeah uh well i was going to be talking about some of the atf stuff that they're rolling back because cash is out now cash is no longer atf head uh it's the guy who is um military right dorsey secretary of the army he was also a uh i think he was a republican lawmaker from north carolina but he um
He's pretty decent. They also fired the deputy director of the ATF, who's a total shithead. He was the guy who was responsible for the arm brace stuff. And he also, like, he got, he had, like, medals and shit from his service at Waco. Like, had been in the ATF for 35 fucking years and was, like, just bragging about all the unconstitutional stuff they've been able to do.
So, yeah, no, that guy should have been fired, like, day one. That fuck, yeah. Should be in jail. You'd be in jail.
Army Secretary Daniel. No shit. Army Sec.
I don't really have a line of comms with him yet, but I am cautiously optimistic. Sounds like he's got a good track record.
Just learn guns. Just have people that know it.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about gun laws?
Well, it's like every horror movie ever. They're like, this is based off of true events. It's like there was, in fact, a farmhouse.
There was a farmhouse where somebody heard some steps one day. A cocaine bear, they have a... The kids do coke in it, too. What? Yeah, dude. That movie's a fun-ass time. The kids find it. They don't know what it is. They accidentally get into it.
This cocaine's too hot. This cocaine's too cold. They're like, this cocaine's just right.
What's wrong with your kid? I don't know. And he's like, I feel so good!
like they're running the bear is just mauling everyone everyone as violent as shit and then it's just coked up out of its mind it falls in love with cocaine so then it's just speaking of cocaine uh and to kill a unicorn the who's the the actor he's like the nerdy kid and meet where the millers or meet the millers whatever the fuck that movie is
Yes, he plays in Marvel shit now, the redhead. Anyways, he's like the rich, entitled prick's son. And he's like, yeah, he's fucking grinding up. He's like grinding up the unicorn horn and snorting it.
He's the one that's like, you want me to suck that Mexican cop's dick? And meet the Millers. Oh, God, I haven't seen Meet the Millers in a minute.
What's $10,000? It's like $50.
Oh, I'll just give you $50.
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Chapter 6: What are the thoughts on the Cocaine Bear movie?
That's wild.
Which is funny because that's what drives me fucking crazy when you have people like Biden and shit like that. It's like, listen, Jack, the kids touch my arm hair or my leg hair in the pool, like that shit. He's like, you can't own a cannon. You have in no point in American history have you ever not been able to own a cannon, for one. That's just absolutely a fabrication.
You've always been, I own a cannon. Yeah. There are less regulations on buying a cannon than a Glock. Can you just build a cannon? You can buy one. If you can afford a cannon, you can buy a cannon. Tally-ho, lads. Just over a counter? There is no background check, nothing, because it's a black powder. It's non-fire.
It's like that green text.
Yeah, tally-ho. Tally-ho, lads. But on top of that, there are periods in American history where the American government at the time just says, fuck, we don't have enough guns. Hey, if any of you citizens have a ship that has cannons on it, we could really use it about now if you want to go fucking kill some people.
It's legal now. You can do these things. As long as they've got that flag, you can go fuck them up.
The funny part is, like, just the British perspective of what that had to be like, that the colonies were launching raids on mainland England. It would literally be the equivalent of, like, if in 2012 the Taliban rolled up to Manhattan with a battleship. What the f*** is happening right now?
The UNO reverse card?
Where's our Navy?
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Chapter 7: What is the controversy surrounding dwarf actors?
All the sumo wrestlers? Big boat, little boat. You'll still have monks, Buddhist monks. That's where you get the orange garbage Chinese culture. I think Japan is a little boat ideology of Buddhism. They just have different mindsets on how Buddhism works. I thought Japan was more Taoist. They have a mixture. You have Taoism. Is it Taoism? Something else. They might be now.
Back in the day, it was Buddhism. Christianity started taking in... I've got a very, like, mile-high view of this. I don't really, like, know the details of the culture. And then they ripped out Christianity. I think Nobunaga... I forget which dude ran in. He's like, no, get rid of this. We'll just go Buddhism. And then the other one is... Fuck!
Anyways, basically, all the sumo wrestlers, like, they're not, like, professional athletes that make a bunch of money. They're literally, like, they go to a...
buddhist temple i guess this is what he told me i haven't checked this but like his understanding was basically they show up to a buddhist temple like i want to be a sumo wrestler and the buddhist temple takes them in and they don't get paid they don't get anything they just get to eat and sleep and train for free and they just do that their whole fucking lives so he got to go stay in this buddhist temple with the the sumo team and he's like calvin is like 155 pounds like he's not a big dude and he's like they were like scared of me
They live in a Buddhist temple. They ever seen a white guy covered in tattoos? And so they're just like on edge around him the whole time. And he's like, dude, you're three times my size. You could just spike me off the ground and I'd be dead. But he said it was super cool. Spike you into the end zone. He said they were all like super nice. He said Shintoism?
Shintoism. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's what I was like. What is it? There is another one. Shinto. Shinto belief. Dude, they... Have you watched that one... I don't know where he's from. He's a white dude that is... Tom Cruise, Last Samurai. Yes, exactly. But he's a big dude. I'm going to watch that when I get home. Smaller compared to other sumo wrestlers, but he is almost... Oh, yeah, the Czech guy.
Yeah, that's almost a Yokozuna level, or he is. But this dude, against like 300, 400 pound guys, you've seen him truck them like it's nothing. This dude's 220. He's a small sumo wrestler.
terrifying he hucks these 400 pounds oh he's a white guy or yeah he's like check i think he's crazy good if you pull it dude just wait till the russian muslims get into that sport yeah right dagestan bunch of fucking chechens get involved what was it nick three years he forgets yeah two or three years forget three years to dagestan forget forget we just fight now this is what we do cody what do you got in the works on your stuff oh god has anyone been shot lately
Yes.
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Chapter 8: What movies are the hosts currently excited about?
It's so bad. Did you see the video that just came out recently of the three British women cops trying to arrest a man? And he's just like, no. He just said no. He literally just basically just said no.
Was he calm the whole time? He's just standing up and they can't do anything.
They're trying to pull him to the ground. It literally looked like my two-year-old and my four-year-old hanging on my legs. Like you're playing with your kids. That's what it looked like. It was not good. It wasn't good at all.
Some of those videos from the UK blow my fucking mind.
Where people are getting arrested for social media posts and shit?
Well, those two. But, like, I just – the A is, like, a little bit of normalcy bias, but B, just, like, the people who are incapable of performing violence of any kind. There was a video I was watching. It was, like, somebody getting, like, stabbed. Like, it was an older lady, I think, getting – being stabbed on the ground. There's a guy on top of her just stabbing the shit out of her.
And there's, like, eight dudes around her, like – Oh, and one dude eventually picks up, like, this light tin trash can and, like, throws it at the guy. Does absolutely nothing. And he's just sitting there, like, going to town. And none of these quote-unquote men can do jack shit about it. Jesus.
You got a license for that knife? I don't think he's got a license.
You got a stabbing license? They have to call the cops with the guns, too, in that situation.
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