Untidy

Reno rage, rich bitch probs & spice custody battles

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty dials in from an all-new backdrop as she manages renovation rage. Everyone’s a bit snippy, and mornings are a c...

Not my llamas, awkward etiquette & U-turn on the 90’s poo

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda checks in from llama country to escape spiralling mid-renovation, Buster’s better following last week’s...

The case escalates, smacks of a scam & no curry for Matty

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda return to the investigation that has gripped the Warkworth community: The Case of the Missing Santa. The...

Fortifying the high-functioning woman with Dr Libby

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda welcome back one of their most beloved and popular guests, nutritional biochemist and bestselling author...

Untidy Tasting Platter – “You are meant to spit the dummy, frankly.”

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

New here? Welcome to an Untidy Tasting Platter! It’s a little sampler of the laughs, the tears, the “eek, me too!” parenting moments...

First week fumbles, Art’s audacity & a ‘Menty-Bean’

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda confess their wins, losses, and first week fumbles as the pressures of parenting crank up a gear and the...

Best bits: Zazi Plays – “Most of my balls are rolling down the street.”

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah share highlights of their conversation Zazi Henderson (Zazi Plays @zaziplays) from the episode, &lsqu...

Human shields, besties in bricks & Matty's muffins

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda return from the structural wilderness of the holidays to the regimented back-to-school routine. They tak...

COSY CRIME UPDATE: We have a suspect!

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this eagerly awaited update in The Case of the Missing Santa, Matty and Hannah bring you new developments in Warkworth’s shocking cosy crime ...

The science of play with Annette Henderson

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda discuss what’s really happening in your child’s brain when they play. They’re joined b...

Best bits: Hamish Blake – “It’s just the time when your world mattered.”

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah share highlights from their chat with podcaster, presenter and comedian, Hamish Blake. This Best Bits...

Boop-boop, The Beckhams, and Matty gets scammed

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda cover a veritable feast of topics from the big mistake behind the Beckhams' family feud, the devastating...

Galloping forth, Santa’s Ghetto, and petty revenge!

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are ready to swing open the stable door, be slapped on the rumps, and gallop forth into 2026 for the yea...

Fan Favourite Encore: Dr Stacy Sims

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this fan favourite episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are joined by internationally renowned exercise physiologist and nutrition scientist ...

Expecting for the unsuspecting with Jacob Dawson

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah chat with artist and filmmaker, Jacob Dawson, who flips the script and interviews the girls. So, what ha...

Fan Favourite Encore: Jay-Jay & Dom

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this fan favourite episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty chat with two legends of New Zealand broadcasting, Jay-Jay Feeney and Dom Harvey. Well-known...

Free yourself from the elf!

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah make a final bid for efficiency to cover all the talking points that got lost in favour of alluring tang...

Do you wanna feel my foibles?

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda get bum-clenchingly honest about relationships, emotional triggers, fear of failure, and the disappointi...

HARD HITTING NEWS

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are back together after Hannah’s pilgrimage in India to bring you a conversation covering all the ...

Sex Ed Rescue with Cath Hakanson

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah chat with the unshockable Cath Hakanson, a globally renowned sex educator and founder of Sex Ed Rescue, ...

Do other people find this hard?

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah discuss an experience every parent will relate to. When you love your kids to bits, but they’re pu...

Lie the f*ck down with Melody Thomas

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are joined by friend of the show, former co-producer, and fellow podcaster Melody Thomas. Melody is the ...

“She went down like a dying swan”

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are dealing with pet perils as visits to the vet become a family affair for Hannah, and Matty takes to t...

The man, the myth, the midnight messages

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah pick up where they left off after Hannah rediscovers the long-lost screenshots from ‘Gareth the We...

Bonus Q&A LIVE with Chelsea Winter

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this bonus episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are back with a surprise second helping from the Untidy LIVE event in Taranaki as the audience ask...

Untidy LIVE with Chelsea Winter

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah sit down in person with the glittering, best-selling author, Chelsea Winter, for a very special live con...

Live, laugh, lamb shoulder

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah return fresh (ish) from Taranaki, still riding the high of their live show with Chelsea Winter — s...

Going solo and donor dads with Jo Mackie

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah sit down with listener Jo Mackie to talk about one of the biggest decisions a person can make — be...

Gotta buy jocks, gotta cry in the shower

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are feeling the eclipse energy, rogue chin hairs, and pending emotional housework. From cup-filling week...

We digress ... with Brodie Kane

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are joined by the powerhouse that is Brodie Kane, journalist, broadcaster, podcaster, author, marathon r...

We love to do. And we also love to not do.

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah come in hot with raging blemishes, burning thighs, and the eternal struggle between doing and not doing....

Best bits: Hayley Holt (Live) – Shame spirals and salsa lessons

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A live show hits different ... In this mini episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah take you back to their live, sell-out show with Hayley Holt on stage...

Your beautiful brain with Dr Sarah McKay

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are back with neuroscientist, Dr Sarah McKay, author of The Women’s Brain Book, Baby Brain, and Br...

Questionable massage, going out ugly, and a LIVE show!

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah surrender to the delirium of an evening recording. Hannah’s shovelling supplements into every orif...

Healthy Masculinity with Richie Hardcore

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are joined by Richie Hardcore, former Muay Thai champion, educator, and speaker on healthy masculinity, ...

And together, we rant ...

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah begin with a good, cathartic rant. (You are encouraged to pause this episode and join them as needed.) H...

Living life out loud with Petra Bagust

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah chat to Petra Bagust, a legend of New Zealand TV, radio and podcasting, and an advocate for living her n...

The sage and the charcuterie

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah start out with a plan and run gleefully in the other direction. They park up in Matty’s Medical Co...

Backing yourself with Matty McLean

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah chat to Matty McLean (or, as he would prefer ... ‘Pockets’). Best known for his years on Bre...

Face like a slapped arse

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah show up with raw faces and ready for bed! Loving a segue, as they do, this leads seamlessly into a chat ...

Your sex questions answered with Morgan Penn

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah welcome Aotearoa’s leading, (and most-munchable) somatic sexologist, Morgan Penn, to answer your m...

Road trips, rants, and renovations

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Come for the glow worms, stay for the rants! In this episode of Untidy, Hannah’s dialling in from the road, three-quarters deep into a 12-night ...

To love and let go with Tim Bateman

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah chat to passionate dad, former professional rugby player, children’s book author, and owner and fo...

Can you feel the ... gravitas?

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are delivering your regular coffee time catch-up chat and cover the full gamut of topics from eye rashes...

Running a tight ship with Art Green

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah invite Art Green to step aboard something of a leaky conversational boat. Ever progressively humbled fro...

Smashing the motherhood penalty with Emma Mclean

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are joined by the fiercely insightful Emma McLean, founder of Works for Everyone, who’s on a missi...

Best bits: Dr Lara Briden — The fear and ecstacy of perimenopause

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah revisit their conversation with world-renowned naturopathic doctor and women’s health expert Dr...

Winter wives, Matty’s massage, and corrections corner

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah eventually catch up amongst cruising through the everyday chaos of parenting, partnerships, and parasite...

Best bits: Toni Street — Grief, guilt and showing up

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah revisit an incredible conversation with NZ’s beloved media personality, Toni Street, as she sha...

Left to their own devices with Jo Robertson

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are joined once again by returning guest and fan fav, sex and relationships therapist, Jo Robertson, thi...

Best bits: Kasey Edwards — Raising strong boys in a tough world

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah revisit one of our most powerful conversations with author and researcher Kasey Edwards, the co-autho...

A different kind of dirt, flirty feasts, and tracking ‘Pilates’

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this chaotic episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah come in hot (and festering) with gripping chat about the questionable states of their drink bott...

Best bits: Maggie Dent — Relieving the pressure of perfection

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this punchy and powerful mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah talk to parenting educator, Maggie Dent, about the impossible expectations placed...

Avoiding attachment traps with Dr Victoria Thompson

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah speak with Dr Victoria Thompson, a clinical psychologist based in Ōtautahi Christchurch, about the juic...

Best bits: Stacy Sims — How sauna and ice works best for women

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah talk to Dr Stacy Sims to break down the science around ice baths for women, the benefits of saunas, a...

Gloriavale Unveiled with Theophila Pratt

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah speak with Theophila Pratt, a Gloriavale cult survivor, qualified paediatric occupational therapist, aut...

Best bits: Jo Robertson — How to get from 'tapped out' to turned on

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah talk to sex and relationships therapist, Jo Robertson, about how couples can reconnect emotionally an...

Back when bullying was banter

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah (Bean) are together again and giddy with the excitement of being reunited, but not ruling out bringing new...

Best bits: Matty & Hannah — "You're not a piece of sh*t, you're human."

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah talk about what’s really on their minds — Turning into “feral dragons” with t...

Unlock your cosmic blueprint with Georgia Vavasour

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah welcome back one of their most-loved guests, Georgia Vavasour, to take us deep into the cosmic world of Ve...

Best bits: Steph Campbell — “I had to find a way to heal my daughter."

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini-episode of Untidy, Steph Campbell shares her extraordinary journey to heal her daughter’s extreme food intolerances. Steph found he...

How to make a baby — a queer journey

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Alice Soper is back behind the mic with Hannah, stepping in as co-host once more while Matilda continues to handle the jand...

Best bits: Ali Mau — “What happened to you was not your fault”

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this moving mini episode of Untidy, we revisit one of the most powerful moments from our full conversation with journalist, author, and advocate Al...

Puberty, power and progress with Dr Stacy Sims

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are joined by internationally renowned exercise physiologist and nutrition scientist Dr Stacy Sims &mdas...

Best bits: Dr Libby Weaver — "Who Are You Trying to Please?"

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this powerful mini episode of Untidy, we revisit one of the most resonant moments from our popular conversation with Dr Libby Weaver from the episo...

Who the f*ck is Alice?

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah is joined by fellow neuro-spicy, and guest co-host, Alice Soper. Alice is a multi-award-winning sports broadcaster, ...

No Words for This with Ali Mau

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this raw, courageous, and compelling episode of Untidy, Matilda Green and Hannah Davison sit down with award-winning journalist, author, and advoca...

Cosy crimes

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah (Bean) let the wheels come off completely as they settle in for an in-person sofa session, a glass of komb...

How to break up well with Sarah Catherall

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Breakups can be brutal, but is there a way to do them well? In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah chat with award-winning journalist and author ...

"Have you tried shutting the f*** up?"

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty, fresh from her first week as a working woman at The Hits, and Hannah, fresh from her periodic mullet removal, try a ...

Babies, bowel cancer, and badassery with Elise Johns

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah chat to Elise Johns, a rural mum of three, gym owner, personal trainer, and adventure racer who, at 37 yea...

Matty gets trolled, hot bots, and Bean’s Best Burns

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah creep around in the undergrowth with internet trolls, talk AI robots that need to calm down, and share the...

Rescuing the 'rushing woman' with Dr Libby

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah chat to the extraordinary Dr. Libby Weaver (PhD), a nutritional biochemist, bestselling author, and founde...

Dragon porn, ‘creative’ content, and welcome meltdowns

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty are thrilled to hear from a listener sharing the results of their OnlyFans side hustle. Hannah reconsiders...

Making money simple with Frances Cook

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah chat to Frances Cook, the award-winning journalist, financial expert, and host of the chart-topping &lsquo...

The bush is back ...?

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah takes Matty to the edge of her seat with a confession about a brief dalliance with a questionable side-hustle. There...

Bloody Minded with Susie Ferguson

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah welcome the incredible Susie Ferguson, a celebrated journalist, former war correspondent, and host of Satu...

Gloria Es-de-van, lolly scrambles, and fowl behaviour

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah have been ‘saving it for the pod’ and while Matty hunkers in the dark corner of a sauna, and H...

REISSUE: Pros and Cons of Contraception with Dr Lara Briden

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah reissue an enlightening conversation with Naturopathic doctor and women’s hormone specialist, Dr Lar...

REISSUE: Healing trauma with Matt Brown

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah reissue a deeply moving conversation from the very beginning of the podcast with Matt Brown, while th...

REISSUE: Redefining intimacy with Morgan Penn

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah reissue their epic conversation from the podcast’s launch with Aotearoa’s favourite Somatic Se...

"You're welcome to do it in your pants."

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah are together for one final yarn before the year is out! Hannah is back in the land of the living, kissing ...

Surrendering to imperfection

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah go off-script and ditch the plan for the episode to talk about what’s really on their minds — ...

The evolution of partnership with Jay-Jay & Dom

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty chat with two legends of New Zealand broadcasting, Jay-Jay Feeney and Dom Harvey. Well-known for their wo...

Bralessness, caravan cravings, and toilet cubicle psychology

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah discuss Matilda’s chaotic trip to the public pool. As if swimming in the lukewarm piss of child minestro...

Creating critical thinkers with Kate Whitaker

23 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah are joined by Kate Whitaker, Senior Advisor at Te Mana Whakaatu Classification Office for New Zealand and ...

The Bermuda Triangle used to be an issue

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty, Hannah and Producer Flick catch up for a chaotic chat that journeys from the poetry corner to bake sale avoidance, s...

Why hangovers are harder in perimenopause

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this snippet from the episode of Untidy, 'The perimenopause handbook with Emily Rose Yates', Matty and Hannah talk to Emily about how they used to ...

The perimenopause handbook with Emily Rose Yates

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, hosts, Matilda Green and Hannah Davison respond to the call of swathes of hot, brain-fogged, enraged, peri-menopausal women...

You can ring my bell!

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah share a little Halloween nostalgia, or rather, a history of underwhelm and awkwardness as they wonder how ...

Raising kids who like themselves with Kasey Edwards

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda speak to Kasey Edwards, author of Raising Girls Who Like Themselves and Bringing up Boys who Like Thems...

Statement dogs, stray melons, and a style crisis

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah are feeling a spring in their steps ... but, since when did pollen get hallucinogenic ...? Strap in dear l...

Matty's 'ready for school' emotional roller coaster

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this snippet from the episode of Untidy, "Why do I smell like an uncooked sausage?", Matty and Hannah talk about Matty having all of the feels as M...

Leading the charge with Cecilia Robinson

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty chat to one of Aotearoa New Zealand's most successful entrepreneurs, Cecilia Robinson. Cecilia shares her ...

Cauliflower’s punching, lost lumberjacks, and Matty’s country life

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah are back from their holidays with the chaotic energy of a toddler given two cans of Coke and a free puppy....

Our gender identity journey with Melissa Banks

28 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty speak to Melissa Banks, a team leader, early childhood educator, step-mum to two, and mum to 10-year-old, ...

Sex and relationships Q&A (Part two) with Jo Robertson

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty speak to Jo Robertson, an experienced therapist, specialising in sex and relationships, addiction, betraya...

Unlock the crew sock — Millennial Edition

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty delights Hannah with an unprompted plug for My Big Moments books and Hannah explains why personalisation is so powerf...

Our relationship with food & body with Rachael Wilson

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda chat to Rachael Wilson, a UK-trained registered dietitian and feeding therapist specialising in family f...

“Why do I smell like an uncooked sausage?”

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, after Hannah’s haunted by a lingering leek, Matty and Hannah kick off pondering some awkward culinary curiosities and an ...