Unwise Girls
Episodes
44: Bye Bye Bastie
18 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Red Pyramid, ch. 29 to 32 In a bright and cheery Unwise Girls, we talk about how Amos suspicios, The Kane Chronicles being in conversation with B...
43: God Save the Pharaoh
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
(cw: discussion of gun violence. also sorry the audio is kinda subpar in this one!! i'll try to have that fixed by next recording) The Red Pyramid, ch...
42: Come On, Rick!
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Red Pyramid, ch. 21 to 24 It's a real yikes one this week as the Unwise Girls talk about the famed magician and king of rock and roll Elvis Prest...
41: We Fail No Nut November
27 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Red Pyramid, ch. 17 to 20 It's a lean, mean episode of Unwise Girls as we cover The Red Pyramid's first truly consistently good chapters! We talk...
40: Gamer Girl Thoth Water
20 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Red Pyramid, ch. 13 to 16 Be welcomed, thots, to a brand new episode! This week, after a brief consideration for Jane's mental health, the Unwise...
39: It's a Serqet to Everyone
13 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Red Pyramid, ch. 9 to 12 It's just under the wire this week as the Unwise Girls talk about the insecure writing and growing pains of The Red Pyra...
38: Amos Needos Drinkos
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Red Pyramid, ch. 5 to 8 Between J*lius, his dead crocodile, the godly neighbors from hell, and generally having to deliver pages upon pages of ex...
37: The CGI Dog-Man Cometh
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Red Pyramid, ch. 1 to 4 Summer camp? Greek gods? Fashy pisshorses? Shut up about all that nonsense and get on the boat, loser - it's time for our...
36: We Finally Get Our Camp Beads
22 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Percy Jackson & the Olympians retrospective The end of the year at Camp Half-Blood rolls around once more, and we're here to guide you through it...
35: The CW's 'Demigods'
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) Hell is real and we're come back to it on today's episode of Unwise Girls. Join Jane, Jacqueline, and special g...
34: Dads Getting Off
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Last Olympian, ch. 21 to 23 Hey, calm down, kid! Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened, y'know? Just because this is the last bo...
33: More Inclusive Child Soldier Camps
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
(cw: discussion of fictional suicide and abusive father-daughter relationships throughout) The Last Olympian, ch. 18 to 20 The Unwise Girls go head t...
32: A Tragic And Moving Death (Also Silena Bites It)
24 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Last Olympian, ch. 15 to 17 On this episode of Unwise Girls, we both kind of just need a hug and some hot chocolate as we hurtle towards the end ...
31: #HermesIsOverParty
17 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Last Olympian, ch. 12 to 14 Sit across from me, little Unwiseling, and hear of our tale! Today, we shall travel from the lands of the past to see...
30: Percy Gets Big-Headed
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Last Olympian, ch. 9 to 11 The Battle of Manhattan begins, and the Unwise Girls are here to give you a play by play! If you're concerned about ho...
29: PerCo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Last Olympian, ch. 6 to 8 Jacqueline is back after moving cross-country (with Jane kept in her pocket) to bring an even dose of unwise to your li...
28: Demibro, What Are You Doing?
28 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we get sombre as we contemplate horrors such as the scars of war and how it affects those who are left behind, Rick's bizarre but ultimatel...
27: The First Last One
22 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian: Chapters 1-2 This is war! To the soldier, the civilian, the... the pisshorse, I guess. It's war time! Join us as ...
26: The Amish Gamer
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Demigod Files This week, the Unwise Girls cover a special supplementary book set between The Battle of the Labyrinth and our next book, The Last ...
25: Deadbeat Dad Tactics Advance
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 18 to 20 The Battle of the Labyrinth comes to a close with one of the most climactic action scenes yet! Imagin...
24: This One's About Aphrodite's Feet
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 14 to 17 In today's episode of Unwise Girls, we're a little bit out of it, but don't worry! We still ma...
23: The Fridging of Percy Jackson
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 11 to 13 Today, the Unwise Girls talk about the best chapter of Percy Jackson. ...Huh? I have to write more or Jane ...
22: Lesbians Guns Beers Trucks
16 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 8 to 10 Yeeeehaw, ride those cowboys! Welcome back to the most rootin' tootin' podcast in the west, cowpokes, hosted...
21: Percy Jackson and the Chronic Narcolepsy
10 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 4 to 7 Make your choice, demigods! We're officially deep in the labyrinth, and to keep it together we've put togethe...
20: Perfectly Serviceable
02 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 1 to 3 Legends tell of a set of introductory chapters so normal, so bogstandard, so boringly unremarkable that all t...
19: A New Weight to Shoulder
26 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Titan's Curse, ch. 18 to 20 We did it, friends. We've gone all the way up the mountain of The Titan's Curse and back down again. Along the ...
18: We Visit Jane's Dweeb-Ass Dad
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Titan's Curse, ch. 15 to 17 As The Titan's Curse climaxes, we celebrate being firmly back in the era of Good Shit. We discuss ...
(BONUS: Nectar of the Pods) 12 Year Old Jane Gangnam Style Cringe
12 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
(hey folks! we're taking a week off to try and build up a good backlog of main episodes, so enjoy this taste of one of our bonus episodes! if you like...
17: A Dam Fine Episode
05 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Titan's Curse, ch. 12 to 14 Our second annual sightseeing tour of the United States of AmeriUGH (am i right, folks?) takes us to some real photog...
16: We Judge a Book by Its Covers
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Titan's Curse, ch. 9 to 11 Our trek to San Francisco finally hit its stride, and it's all well-walked trails from here on! Hav...
15: Give Blood, Save a Pisshorse
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Titan's Curse, ch. 5 to 8 We didn't think it would happen, y'all, but - we both are super enjoying the book we're reading again! At the same time...
14: A Titanic Debate
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Titan's Curse, ch. 1 to 4 A new book begins! This week, we break free of the bonds of our previous episode naming structure to make it clear that...
13: We Face a Sputtering Climax
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Sea of Monsters, ch. 18 to 20 The Unwise Girls sadly sigh as they stare at the seldom stirring Sea of Monsters finale. It wasn...
12: We Do Honest Journalism
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Sea of Monsters, ch. 15 to 17 (cw: discussion of animal mutilation from 9:52 to 10:10) This week, the Unwise Girls talk the l...
11: Jacqueline Becomes a Tender Dudebro
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Sea of Monsters, ch. 12 to 14 Welcome to debate club, everyone. Today, you'll be viewing a demonstration of "Percy Jackson Discourse" as we figur...
10: We Become Monster Donut Kids
16 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Sea of Monsters, ch. 9 to 11 Sorry for the audio troubles this week, folks! We've discovered the culprit, so count on us sound...
9: We Forget Boats Exist
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Sea of Monsters, ch. 5 to 8All aboard! Today, us flighty broads yap about the sad exit of a pisshorse legend, shrug our shoulders at Tyson-related...
8: We Grapple with a Cyclops
02 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Sea of Monsters, ch. 1 to 4The Unwise Girls' journey through Hades continues as we move from the Fields of Moviehell straight into Tartarus. This ...
7: We 3v1 Chris Columbus
26 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) (Note: There are some audio issues in the latter half of this episode! Sorry about that,...
6: The Themes Surface, Unfortunately
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Lightning Thief, ch. 20 to 22.We did it! We finish The Lightning Thief! Don't worry, folks, because in this heavily-packed episode of Unwise Girls...
5: We Create a Tumblr Sexyman
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Lightning Thief, ch. 17 to 19.In a hellishly good episode of Unwise Girls, we rapidly flip our opinions on themes, pet big dogs, talk about the ex...
4: We Stan Our New Patron Goddess
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
(Episodes 3 and 4 released simultaneously) The Lightning Thief, ch. 13 to 16. It's amazing! We finally get to stop talking about the alt-right centa...
3: We Meet the Virgin Bus Driver
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
(Episodes 3 and 4 released simultaneously) The Lightning Thief, ch. 9 to 12. In a time-limited episode, the Unwise Girls cover weird and uncomfortab...
2: We Fall Down the Chiron Pipeline
05 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
(First two episodes are being released at the same time so we can get through our backlog, but we'll have a more normal schedule after catching up.) T...
1: We Read Rick's Star Wars Fanfic
05 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
(First two episodes are being released at the same time so we can get through our backlog, but we'll have a more normal schedule after catching up.)Th...