Vogue & Amber
Blake Lively's Case Thrown Out, a Secret Bunker & A Dream Holiday Nightmare
14 Apr 2026
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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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So this is a Lego. A Lego the mic. Look, I like it. A Lego the mic. If I can treat myself to a wax earplug night, oh my God, it's just glorious. There's a peep in there. You are so odd. Are we getting blamps? If you're icked now, believe you me, you'll actually probably end up booking yourself a flight home. I have an unpopular opinion. What's the crack with matcha shite?
Honestly, what is the crack? It tastes like pond water. When this first came out, I was on Blake Lively's side. I don't like that you use things I tell you confidentially to exploit me, expose me on this pod. Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast with Imagina. We are here I'm not going to keep saying it, the obvious. Well, some of us are queer. Oh, I know someone who got a bleph.
Oh, that's a good way to start. Are we getting left? I need something. Something's not right about my face. I think I need to just wash my fucking makeup brushes and put some tan on. Amber, I just think that you, it's a transplant only job. Sadly for you. I saw something literally just before we came on.
Chapter 2: What are the girls' opinions on matcha and miso soup?
There's a girl from Towie, Towie, I never know what to call it, who's flown over to Turkey to get a full facelift. She's 31 and she is like stunning. And like there is not a line on her face. Yeah, but that's body dysmorphia. I just, I looked at her and I was like, oh my God, I feel so sad because she's like, she's gorgeous and she just doesn't need it.
Chapter 3: What happened with Blake Lively's court case?
I know another girl, very in the public eye, who got a facelift that like definitely did not need, like bizarre at that age, but does have body confidence kind of issues. And I always think, oh God, it's terrible to think that you just think that that's the only way you can look better. Even though I told Amber to get a face transplant for girls and boys, she doesn't need one.
go fuck yourself no if anything it'd be the blephs but we'd have to get the blephs done again in 10 years apparently ah you have to get your veneers done again in 10 years i've got two veneers on my front teeth well i do do you know why and why do i because amber is a lesbian i was trying to I was trying to learn CPR, okay? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Around the pool when I was about eight, smashed out my front tooth and then everybody used to slag it. Frederick used to color it in yellow in pictures, my yellow snaggle tooth. And then I was like, okay, I'm going to have to get veneers. And they're like, because it's your front teeth, you should get both of the front teeth done because they have to match. So they knocked the other one out?
No, they didn't knock it out. They like shaved them down. No, when you get veneers, not in Turkey, when you get veneers, I went to... His name is George the dentist and he is in Fulham. And I'm actually, it's years ago now. He's still in Fulham. It's years ago. But I just think he did such a good job at my veneers.
And I think it's such an important one because you don't want to have those chiclet teeth. I think, I think Spenny got something done with them too. I'm not sure what he got done. But he's brilliant and he did my veneers. But before I got them done, I had to have like temporary veneers.
and when I say it was like two little yellow werewolf teeth after about two weeks I was fucking mortified because they would just go yellow whatever whatever you ate but I had to just go around with them until the veneers were ready oh god that's like that girl who had her Invisalign in and she had one of the turmeric um turmeric sorry matcha latte things and
She had her fecking Invisalign in so all the turmeric went inside the Invisalign so her teeth were just pure yellow and she was trying to make new friends. Oh. I have an unpopular opinion. What's the crack with matcha shite? Honestly, what is the crack? It tastes like pond water. Tastes like dirt. It's like how people like miso soup.
Oh no, I don't mind miso soup and I know it tastes a bit like armpit but I like it. I was like, do people just like it because it's free? No, it's not always free. Sometimes it's 4.95. No, you can't be dipping it. There's not enough in it. There's not enough veg and stuff in it. It's too watery. You can't be dipping anything in it. No, not for me. It's just pond water as well.
I don't mind that one. It's the matcha lattes. And what bothers me about them is I love the look of them. I was literally going to say, I love the look of them too. Yeah, I want to get in on that, but I just don't like eating mud. It's real like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Vogue is still in sabbats. And it's just been hailstoning here. What's it like in London?
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Chapter 4: What are the details of the Titanic anniversary discussion?
Online. Paris Hilton did it.
Yeah, but we don't know if Paris Hilton was... Kim Kardashian did it. Yeah, but the Kardashians said that they weren't able to have their own kids. I mean... I mean, listen, it's a choice, but I just wonder, is it going to be turning into this big, huge business now? It did make me think.
Because in America you can pay for it. Because pregnancy is fucking hard.
Like, it is hard. I vomit the whole way through, you know? I wouldn't know much about that. Would you, Eva?
no it'll get you girls you have two wombs to choose from stop being so greedy for god's sake anyway it was just it was just a thing because we were talking about the bump there and it was something that I had thought about recently because I met somebody who was who was doing it and obviously my two friends use a surrogate because they're gay men and they don't have a womb between them and I do think it's amazing that it can help people when they need the help but I wonder it's very expensive very expensive
But it should be because it's like you're 10 months, and it's not just the 10 months, it's after and everything like that, that these people are getting paid. I don't know. I just thought it was quite interesting. Back to the Illuminati. So supposedly the airport is unusually large and costly for a city that isn't that big. There are loads of murals and artwork with apocalyptic symbolism.
And there's a giant blue horse statue and gargoyles. And also there's restricted areas in the airport and secret tunnels. And apparently people have been seen going underground. What do we think about that? This sounds like someone that was on fucking mushrooms or something. Well, suppose that's the rumor that goes around about Denver Airport. Did you never hear that?
like no have you emo yeah yes and and and and and there's currently on disney plus there's a program called paradise about a giant bunker in colorado people are losing their mind about that show and it's really good and then at the end there's a little don't forward about colorado airport that's not a big spoiler but yeah What's that show called? I need a show to denounce. It's called Paradise.
Paradise. It's supposed to be unbelievable. I think your man James Marsden's in it.
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Chapter 5: What is the story behind the secret doomsday bunker?
Okay. Which, what physical sensation do you hate the most? I don't like pins and needles. Oh yeah. Pins and needles are bad. I don't like when people break my toes. Or when you have like a, what's that thing called with the muscle? A cramp. I hate touching chalk with my bare hands.
I don't like, I don't like, I always, as I've said this before about like, I mean, it wouldn't be me because I don't have a handbag, but if you put your hand in your handbag and there was like a nail file in there and you accidentally grazed it. Don't like it.
I was once washing a chopping board in Spain and I was washing at the top of it and there was a knife that I'd used at the end and it just sliced along the tips of my fingers. I was like, and you know, you're like, you're a stupid arsehole.
No. Yeah, not great. I hate, even thinking about it makes me, the heebie-jeebies, like wooden forks and spoons or like the ice cream stick. Like when your tooth hits the ice cream stick, it gives me the heebies.
I was only telling someone at work today, I can't eat that meal again after fucking chomping into that bloody fork. I had an ice cream the other day. It was vanilla ice cream, homemade with Biscoff. I love Biscoff. I know. Me too. Okay, let's do this. It's going to be blitz, blitz, blitz. Okay, what's something you'd hate for a guest to do in your home?
A big dirty shite and leave loads of skid marks. Sorry. True. Oh, God. Honestly, well, I live in a house where I just walk into a toilet and there is a big shite in one of them. Flush. I remember I started calling Sven. Remember I called him the Skitty King. Skitty King. It's come back. He's the Skitty King. I wrote a really funny story to tell you. I have to ring you after I tell you about it.
And then ring Sven and laugh at him. The Skitty King is well and truly back, but I used to be calling him the Skitty King all the time on our podcast when we had it together. He used to get so annoyed. And then I met the head of Disney, Disney Flush, Sean Doyle. And he was like, oh, Spenny, I love how you call him the Skitty King. I was like, oh no, this has traveled too far.
He'll never get a show. He still got the show. He gave the Skitty King a show. What's your favorite day of the week and why? Monday, because I feel like it's a fresh start. I can't hear this fucking garbage coming out of your mouth. I'm excited for what the week shall bring. Thursday, because you're on the cusp of the weekend. Can't you say Friday, because it's the weekend?
No, I just have something about Thursdays. Me and Thursdays, we go together. Emo, quick, fire, come on.
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