Chapter 1: What challenges did Vogue face during her house move?
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At 10 a.m. in the morning. I don't think so. No, I did not. But I have been, like, I took, I've been taking lots of vitamins and all that type of jar, if you know what I mean. I love a good supplement. I know that some people have weird things about supplements, whether or not they think it works. And the girls in my group were asking about collagen the other day. And I was like, it just depends.
You have to take it, I think, for a long time. And I personally think they work. And I think that you can really tell that. by magnesium in particular because it keeps you asleep. Like you have a really good sleep when you take magnesium. I do take magnesium. So I stopped taking, what's that stuff called? The melatonin at night. The odd night I might take half a sleeper.
Well, I'll tell you what, supposedly melatonin is linked to dementia. I know, that's why I stopped taking it. But I very infrequently now, like one day this week I took it because, or was it last week? Why is my bedside drawer open? I wouldn't be in that one. That's Benny's one. Stop it. Like this accusation. I'm going to see if there's anything juicy in there. Hold on. Nothing juicy, sadly.
Oh, I know why. God damn, it's constant just accusations. Do you know why it's open? Why? Because I was trying to set up the TV in your room and I was looking for the remote controls. How dare you go through my drawers. Back to supplements. There's also the thing, like I remember when I had the flu last year, I feel like I always go on about it, but it was really the worst time of my life.
And I was like, you're kind of reaching, you're clutching at straws, you're sewing bits. And then somebody came around to give me vitamin boosters, like vitamin D, vitamin C, all these, like you'll take anything to feel better. And then I, that was like rage based to people online. They were like, they're bullshit. They don't work. You shouldn't be promoting them.
Is this the intravenous of the IVs? Yeah, I felt better after. And me and Joanne had this girl come and give us injections in her arse when we were on tour before. And again, people don't like that. But like, I just feel like you're not going to feel better automatically. And it's a lot of things all working together that make you feel better.
Like you can't just go on the piss all weekend and then think, oh, I'm just going to work out now this week and then I'll be fine and then go on the piss again. Because it just doesn't work like that. You have to be consistent with... With your health. Not drinking is an absolute game changer. Just, like, I don't miss hangovers. I don't miss the tiredness that comes with it.
And then also, the other thing that comes with it is... But I miss being drunk. I don't mind being drunk. I like being, well, a certain type of drunk.
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Chapter 2: How is Amber preparing for her contemporary ballroom challenge?
I don't like being fucking blackout drunk. But... I don't miss being hungover the next day, feeling lethargic and then just you have an appetite for sweet and salty food. And I just kind of stop myself.
I'm like, I eat because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I eat. What's that from?
awesome Paris thank you you are welcome I don't get hungry the day of the hangover because I feel so sick in my stomach I just eat normal food the day after I am like do you remember when Homer was in his dream when he was going around chomping all the donuts in the Simpsons that's what I'm like on the day after I'm literally like bags of crisps and I can't wait I'm going home to Ireland tomorrow with Mo
because Amber, I'm going to watch Amber on Dancing with the Stars. But more importantly, I have run out of Irish chocolate. Run out, ate the last bar yesterday. So I am going to get ready. WH, is it WH Smith in Dublin Airport? Get ready. I am going to fill my bucket full of so many chocolate bars and I'm going to get a butler's coffee in the airport as well.
My thing is, Imo, did you notice the difference between the Irish and the English chocolates?
Yeah, I did, yeah.
Yeah, you do. And I'm going to bring back a box of Hunky Dory's buffalo. Sorry, last thing. Sorry, I'm so excited. I just have nothing left. I've run out of everything.
I've never tried a Hunky Dory.
I'll bring you back a buffalo and a prawn cocktail. I'll bring you back a cheese and onion too because there's a lot of flavour. You treat me. I've gone off salt and vinegar crisps a little bit, I have to say. I like the spicy ones with the dip. I'm all about the dips, girls. I'm kind of done with those sriracha crisps that everyone loves. The proper, proper chips. Is that what they're called?
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Chapter 3: What are Vogue's thoughts on Irish chocolate cravings?
But I brought this bunk bed back that I got from Jersey. Oh yeah, who's getting the double? It's a double on the bottom. With the slide. No, it's not. Oh, I thought it was a double. It's a single. Yeah, but here's the problem. So three of them are going to want to sleep in that bunk bed and it's only a bunk bed for two.
So I don't know how, I'm just, listen, I might just let all three of them sleep together and just see how it goes. But because it's not like they take, it's a full size adult single bed. But, sure, fuck it. I might take the top bunk, slide down. Why did TT throw his top bunk? Did she not write him a love note?
He just decided one day that he just, that was it, that he didn't want to share a room with her anymore. He was having the spare room. Gigi was going to sleep in here on her own and then Otto could sleep upstairs. So I don't know. I'm just going to let them come in. I couldn't give a shit. I'm too, I've had enough stress this week that I don't want to, I'm not, I don't care what they do.
They can sleep in the dog bed for all I care.
Well, my week has just been another week filled with dancing.
So I can talk about it because this isn't going out. Your new dance is pretty good, but like cringe. You didn't even say anything back. I know it's a lot of acting in it. So it's contemporary ballroom. But I think it's another challenge. There's a couple of lifts in it. I could say this because this is coming out on Tuesday. And Oh my God, I have to admit something.
I didn't watch the whole video you sent me. I'm so sorry. I have to watch it. That's terrible because I saw no lifts and I can't lie. Amber, I'm moving house. Come on. I've just sorted it out. I've had it up to here. Did I mention I've had it up to here? Well, mom was impressed by it. And mom's not easily impressed. If she thinks you're shite, she'll tell you you're shite.
So, yeah, I'm feeling good about it. My posture wasn't great. I need to fix my face, but I'm going to work on that. And basic. You need to fix your face in general, right? Thank you. Thank you so much. Emma, you're very quiet. Are you hungover? No. How dare you? She had to think about that. You had to think about that.
I was, I did have a gloss or two last night.
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Chapter 4: What cutlery nightmare did Vogue experience?
She's feeling a little sheepish, is she? Just a little bit tired. Oh no, I haven't been sleeping great. I was up at fucking half six this morning and then the other night I couldn't get up. That's the time I get up at every morning. What's wrong with half six? I heard Otto just banging something in his room. I was like, please God, please make it seven. Is he right beside you now?
No, he won't be in this house. Well, no, he is. He's the closest to us in this house. It's so weird living in someone else's house. I'm like, do you mind if I do this? But the landlord seems quite nice. But I'm like, do you mind if I... And the one thing I just cannot... And this is... I know you said you thought you're old because you were doing your pretend crosswords.
I know I'm old because... I'm getting the book. I'm showing you the book.
I know I'm old because for a brief moment when we moved on Monday, I was like, my cooker tap. So a cooker tap, if no one knows, is a tap that has boiling hot water. It has filter water and it has fizzy water. I don't care about the fizzy water really. But like in London to have filter water and then to have your boiling hot tap. And I forgot about it.
And luckily, they had an engineer in the area. And so I had to get it removed from my old house, which then they realised there was a pipe broken somewhere. So I had to get a plumber over to fix that. And then he came over to this house. And then I got to have it in this house. But that's how I knew I was old. The trauma of thinking I wasn't going to have a cooker top.
Like, I know it's so pathetic. And mum's like, well, I don't like it. I'm like, you don't like it because you still haven't figured out how to use it. It is literally the easiest thing. But... Do you have one, Emma?
Yeah, we have. We don't have a cooker one, but we do have a hot tap. And it is life changing.
Mom's more of a traditionalist. Wait till you get the filter. The filter water, the cold filter water is a lot. I love it. Cold, ice cold. Some people don't like, someone, who is this? Mary Drummond, who does the makeup. They have. Your hair and makeup has been on point, by the way. I would like to shout out. It's Mary and Elaine.
All Irish hair and makeup, honestly, you never come across a bad one. It's been a long time since I've had someone shy to my makeup. Same with the UK, but like very well done on the hair and makeup dancing with the stars. I'll be into you around four on Sunday.
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Chapter 5: How did Vogue and Amber discuss their friendship dilemmas?
So she's making me take my socks off.
I was like, I need to get a pedicure, Alex.
I'm not taking my socks off. So she made me yesterday. I couldn't have chosen a better week. So poor Alex is going to be painted green. And then Eric, Eric is. Oh, I cannot wait. Eric is Jim Carrey in the mask. So he's going to be green and his pals are coming this week and he's going out for drinks afterwards. And apparently the green doesn't come off for two or three days.
So good luck with that. There's loads of fun dances. There's Grease in there. There's the Flintstones is in there. Laura and Paulie are doing that. I think it's going to be a lot of fun. I have the dance nailed. It's just more so about posture. There's a couple of tricky bits I just don't think I'm nailing.
But then the other thing is, then we started into, we're a bit cheeky and we try and start into the next dance, not to jinx ourselves, touch wood. And I'd be very excited about the next dance if I made it through. Just the theme of it. Am I here for the next answer? No. No, not the next one. It would be if I made it through for the one after that.
I'm very excited about the interpretive ballroom and a bright pink ball and I'm fucking thrilled. And I'm going with Auntie Gina. I'm driving over, by the way, so I'll give you... Are you driving over? You're driving over.
Yeah, but basically I'll just move my supplies because I have basically a bag in the boot of the car that has all my supplies I need from liquids to little snacks to sweet treats just to keep me going. But yeah... God, you're such a loser. Listen to her sweet treats. Chocolate! Honestly, are you 94 years old sitting in an armchair reading a dirty novel? Sorry for being prepped. Jesus Christ.
Fail to prepare, prepare to fail. Oh, I would like to talk about this week, New Year's resolutions. And what was that other thing I just saw there? Oh, can I talk about hobbies? Okay. Is that to do with resolutions? Yeah, kind of. Okay. I don't really know. I don't actually have New Year's resolutions as such. I think this year I'd like to spend a bit more time with my pals.
Like I'm really excited that I'm going home to Dublin. I think that when you have kids, sometimes you just end up spending an awful lot of time with your kids. And I do want to spend a lot of time with them. But I feel like I need to spend a lot of time with my friends as well this year. So I was thinking of hobbies that I'm going to take up. Are you ready? Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What resolutions or hobbies are Vogue and Amber considering?
She's full on lost it, Emo. Fuck this. We'll just go it alone, Emo, you and me. Let me tell you about... No, but some people absolutely... I'm going to find it. Where is it? Because I actually... I actually saw a great TikTok last night and it was this woman and she was wearing sunglasses and she has her headphones in, you can see, and she's on a treadmill, but she's like dancing.
And I reposted it to my TikTok and then I realized it was for supplements or something. I was like, okay, I can't really post that. But it was like, that's the energy I want to have in 2026. And it's all about like, it's like, like basically I want to embody this woman who basically does not give a fuck. She's absolutely dropping loads of shapes on the fucking...
treadmill and she's just walking along just living her best life that's nice but i'm talking about hobbies so let's go back to hobbies are you ready that's a fucking hobby she's on the walking thing oh everyone loves that are you talking about the walking pads that everyone has no i've seen that all over they do their steps today well it's a good idea if you work from home yeah it is no i'm talking about right let me find okay hobbies so there's going to be an irish jigsaw puzzle competition that's going to be held in dublin in march
Oh, I saw that. It's on the 7th of March. Yeah, at ALSA. Remember we used to go to ALSA. So you can compete solo at 10 or in a pair of two. I think that's so nice. ALSA, I had that as one of my notes pre-Christmas. Doing a jigsaw competition, yeah. About the puzzle, yeah. I think it'd be nice. So ALSO and ALICE, so my brother and his girlfriend. You could do teams.
Yeah, but my brother and his girlfriend are doing this paint by numbers thing that they got. They got a picture of Bertie and we're all obsessed with Bertie, by the way. Alza last night came over to collect a rug that I'd given him and he was like, what's Bertie doing tonight? And I was like, fine, you can have him just tonight. We're all fighting over Bertie.
But Bertie, she got this paint by numbers thing where she's painting a picture of Bertie and Alza said they're spending like two to three hours a night on it. How big is it? I mean, it's not that big, I don't think. But like, let's see how it looks at the end. It's looking pretty good. So some of the hot girl hobbies that I saw that are going to dominate 2026. Needle pointing. It's embroidery.
Mahjong. Mahjong. No, that's kind of like, it's kind of like bridge, but easier apparently. They have it down in the yacht club. Here's one I think I'm going to do. baking sourdough Taylor Swift does that isn't that Taylor Swift and because Travis was talking about how much she bakes loads of sourdoughs and loads of different types of sourdoughs I would love to be able to do that
Well, I'm going to, I know because I did my baking my brown bread with Naomi when we nearly fell out, especially when she spilled buttermilk all over my brand new eggs. Brand new? Why? Did you get another pair? No, they were just the brand new ones. I just had more in them.
Anyway, it got me thinking that I kind of want to get into doing bread, but then I also want to start, I want to start cooking new things. So like I cook this, I had the bloody salmon bowl again last time. I've got to stop. The salmon bowl has to stop. I'm going to do, I know, and I did it with sweet potato this time, which was, of
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Chapter 7: What good news did Vogue share about global events?
Imo has seen it. Yeah.
Imo has seen this. It's the cheesecake thing.
So, oh my God. So basically you get the tub of it. Now you need to take some of it out because you're obviously adding more things to it. So the capacity of it reduces. So you get all the bisque off, you know, the biscuits that you get with your coffee, but you can get them in a big pack and you just put them all in. Okay. And make sure they're fully covered with the Greek yogurt.
And then you leave it.
How long do you have to, some people leave it overnight, but then you go back to it and every single person's reaction is the same. It tastes exactly like cheesecake. Someone tried it with chocolate chai Jeffs, it didn't work because they're obviously too hard in the chocolate, but you could try it with so many different things. You could try it with Oreo cookies.
Mmm.
You can throw some fruit in there. TikTok is great and Instagram is great for getting recipes. But like, I'm going to try that. Not that I don't eat enough junk food as it is, but yeah, yummy, yummy. Is this for a sweet treat? It is. Thank you. It's a healthy sweet treat I have in the car. I'm going to do some sister cards. This question just had me in a fucking twist. Okay, the first question.
You have a king-sized bed, which will now be cut into the shape of a capital letter for the rest of your life. But whatever letter you pick, you may not eat any foods beginning with that letter for the rest of your life. Which letter... This is easy. Which letter do you pick? Me and Pete were back and forth having a big debate. I had to get an X. X.
Yeah, because then you just take it like two single beds. Well, one single bed, whoever you're sleeping with, tough luck. And then I don't want any foods. I'm more concerned about the food, to be honest. I don't want any foods that begin with X. It doesn't bother me. I was more concerned about my sleep, to be honest with you. Obviously, I is the obvious one to go to because it's a king size bed.
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Chapter 8: What insights did the hosts provide about social media and friendships?
Otto loves mango. I don't care about mango. Milk. No, couldn't do it. Not with milk, no way. So then I was thinking W, but then with W. X, what's wrong with X? No, X is brilliant. You just, obviously you did the hack there. Obviously Z would be good too, but like you're not having anyone in your bed with you if you're getting Z. Hello, everybody.
Well, we're back because we had to disappear there for an hour because I don't have any real internet. So we're here and some of us are... Come on, girls. Queer. Queer. Do you identify as queer, Emma? Would you be saying that? Yeah, I'd say queer. I'd just say I'm gay. Yeah, gay or a lezzo. I wouldn't say lezzo.
I'm a bisexual now, so. What did you say? I'm a bisexual. What? Yeah, I just happened to be married to a woman.
How did you not know that?
Shut the F up.
I was only talking to someone about this yesterday and I was like, I don't believe in bisexuality. Sorry if I'm offending people here. Amber tried to be a bisexual for quite some time. I didn't try to be bisexual. I tried to be fecking hetero. Because of societal, because what was ingrained in my mind in terms of what I was supposed to do. And I said, you know what?
I'm going to break away from the norm. I love the ladies and the ladies love me. I like the ladies. The ladies, they're nice. I like the pussy. Okay, stop it. Pussy, pussy, pussy. So then when you go into, what do you do when you go into a straight bar? So when you go into a gay bar, you go pussy, pussy, pussy. What do you do when you go into a straight bar?
I was in the Caroline truck with the movers the other day and I had Winnie with me because Winnie is in ashes and I planned to bring him back to Ireland. And I was like, now, I'll just be very careful. My dog's in here. And then he was like, he was like, you take this dog with you. I was like, no. And he goes, well, you take this dog. This dog come with us. Yeah, come on.
And then when I was getting out, I was like, OK, bye, I'll guess. I was like, Winnie, come on.
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