Vogue's first Spice Bag, ANTM Horror and How Much for a Gold Medal?!
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What embarrassing moment does Amber share about getting caught smoking?
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Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. Oh, it's nice to sit here. I thought you'd wear your matching jumper. Well, I didn't know you were wearing that. I was too busy outside getting caught smoking by my stepdad. Did he catch you? Oh, at this time in the morning. Oh, Neil. What did he say to you? Oh, jeez, that's bad. He just shook his head in shame. Oh, no. Yeah, and you knew he was coming. But anyway, you like seeing people get in trouble. Oh, I didn't think anyone would be that disgusted going for a smoke so early in the morning. So, you know, I'm a dedicated smoker. What can I say? Oh, my God.
I don't like to slag people off who smoke and I know I shouldn't say this but like I enjoyed it when I did it but like you're just not allowed to do it. Sometimes like you're just not allowed to do some fun things because they're just not good for you.
You know? It's sad. A guy I work with only smokes when he drinks. Well, I used to do that, but then I was like, then I was like, I'll go on to the vapes. And we know what happened when I went on to the vapes. It was very difficult to go off the vapes. She was eating them. Those joyous little blue razzes. Oh, sweet baby Jesus. I loved them. I found one of them in the pocket of one of my jackets, actually. Don't even show it to me because I'd be tempted. I'd be tempted to have a quick talk off it. You know, just a little pull off. I don't think you take a talk off a vape. I think you take a talk off something else. Illegal. I don't do that at all. No way. Someone was coming home from New York and they were like, do you want weeds, jellies?
And I was like, no way. No, that stuff just isn't for me. I don't like it. I'm only an, I'll be an upper girl. So that's why I drink tequila. It's an upper. Yeah. A lot of people seem to cry or get very upset when they drink gin. It's funny that with certain alcohols, how they affect people in different ways. Like, you know, some people, if they drink white wine, they could go crazy and get real aggro and stuff like that. I don't really have that with any drinks. Because, you know, the way they say, actually, they say that about people with whiskey.
Whiskey smells like muck.
I know. I used to like whiskey. Whiskey ginger ale tastes like fizzy cola bottles. Well, I did. I did used to drink that. But I had a new life experience this week. And I don't want to be judged by any Irish people on here because I know I'm late to the game, right? I know I'm late to the game. I had a spice bag for the first time. Oh, wow. What a pleasure trove that was. Have you ever had one, Imo? I had one in New York. So probably not the same. It's basically gout in a bag. It's gout in a bag. Like there wasn't a vegetable in sight. you can get the spices that you put on it but there's different ways the one that we got didn't have any of the veg and some other places do the veg where you get kind of red and green peppers and onions and it's all fried in with the it's it's a heartburn heartburn in a bag yeah but you'd need a sauce i felt like sweet it was delicious i kept going back for more but like that's kept going back for more of being like it's so hot
Her niece, Jeannie, was over for a sleepover and she was just walloping to it. I was like, Jeannie, she's 10. She was drinking a lot of water with it. A lot of water. I don't know how she kept eating it though. I was like, Jeannie, how are you eating that? Some kids love it, yeah. Some kids love Chinese. I don't know. I'm just not real Chinese. I only like Chinese if it's like a buffet, a buffet approach. I know you don't say buffet, but I like to say buffet. So like you have loads of stuff ordered so you can have little bits of everything. Like, you know, your man is a big John who says bosh and all the stuff. Chicken chow mein, chicken chow mein, duck chow mein, beef chow mein, all those different things he orders.
But like you have the pickings of everything. That's why I used to love Jimmy Chung's. I was going to say Charlie Chung's. Jimmy Chung's.
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