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Chapter 1: What embarrassing moment does Amber share about getting caught smoking?
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Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. Oh, it's nice to sit here. I thought you'd wear your matching jumper. Well, I didn't know you were wearing that. I was too busy outside getting caught smoking by my stepdad. Did he catch you? Oh, at this time in the morning. Oh, Neil. What did he say to you? Oh, jeez, that's bad. He just shook his head in shame. Oh, no.
Yeah, and you knew he was coming. But anyway, you like seeing people get in trouble. Oh, I didn't think anyone would be that disgusted going for a smoke so early in the morning. So, you know, I'm a dedicated smoker. What can I say? Oh, my God.
I don't like to slag people off who smoke and I know I shouldn't say this but like I enjoyed it when I did it but like you're just not allowed to do it. Sometimes like you're just not allowed to do some fun things because they're just not good for you.
You know? It's sad. A guy I work with only smokes when he drinks. Well, I used to do that, but then I was like, then I was like, I'll go on to the vapes. And we know what happened when I went on to the vapes. It was very difficult to go off the vapes. She was eating them. Those joyous little blue razzes. Oh, sweet baby Jesus. I loved them.
I found one of them in the pocket of one of my jackets, actually. Don't even show it to me because I'd be tempted. I'd be tempted to have a quick talk off it. You know, just a little pull off. I don't think you take a talk off a vape. I think you take a talk off something else. Illegal. I don't do that at all. No way.
Someone was coming home from New York and they were like, do you want weeds, jellies? And I was like, no way. No, that stuff just isn't for me. I don't like it. I'm only an, I'll be an upper girl. So that's why I drink tequila. It's an upper. Yeah. A lot of people seem to cry or get very upset when they drink gin. It's funny that with certain alcohols, how they affect people in different ways.
Like, you know, some people, if they drink white wine, they could go crazy and get real aggro and stuff like that. I don't really have that with any drinks. Because, you know, the way they say, actually, they say that about people with whiskey.
Whiskey smells like muck.
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Chapter 2: What is Vogue's first experience with a spice bag like?
And we know I got worms. You putting your ass on my pillow. That is, Amber, you're trying to embarrass and shade me when you were the one that had worms. You literally said to Naomi last night, you're going to buy her a mattress topper, put your bum all over before you give it to her so she can't re-gift it.
Well, we've got to take drastic measures so Naomi doesn't start re-gifting everything we buy her. She's the worst. Naomi, I was out with Naomi and Gina and Mom and Neil and our Uncle John and his partner Ali on Wednesday night, I want to say. Or maybe it was Tuesday night. We went to the Pier House. Delish. Apparently one of Michael Fassbender's favourite restaurants. Really, really delicious.
Who told you that? Who told you that? And I was a little bit of a pig and I got a steak. But anyway, besides the point... Mom, and who told you that about Michael Fassbender? Like, I've never seen him in Hoth or heard of him. You hear of them when they come to Hoth, you hear of them.
The manager, the manager of the restaurant, there's a little squirrel, the manager of the restaurant told me he'd been in a few times. Like, why are you trying to make it him a lie bag?
I'm not trying to make it your life. Like I just said, it's unusual that someone would cross the threshold and I wouldn't know.
Oh my God. Like did you not see Brad Pitt was in the bloody stream? It was AI. It was AI. I was like, what? Brad Pitt came up here. And he's filming here for the next few months. So basically when we were there, mom and Naomi were kind of reminiscing. And mom was saying, so they were saying about how mom was favored by someone and was taken into town and none of the other kids.
So our mom comes from five girls and one boy. So the family of six and they lived by the beach when they grew up. But Naomi is the oldest and she used to tease her. And mom said that like she remembers Naomi, they'd be sitting across the table from each other and Naomi would have a spoon. Do you remember like you used to give me shit when I go...
not sorry I'm not going to do that anymore when I'd be like I take a sip of a drink and I'm like ah and like he's like stop doing that so well apparently Naomi used to sit across from mom and she'd be eating something with a spoon and she'd go mom's like stop doing that Naomi would be like with every spoonful of what she was eating and then I didn't know this did you know that Naomi dared mom to eat cow dung and she ate a bit of it
Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you remember Jason. Jason the dog. I didn't eat any dog shit. Thank you very much. Is that what you're trying to make out? No, thank you. I'm not saying you ate dog shit. This is so bad. I don't know if we can leave this in. We were all tearing... Six kids in the neighborhood and we decided this dog, Jason, was a stray. But he wasn't a stray.
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