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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
You there with the illness.
Chapter 2: What are the pros and cons of Ozempic?
If you can stand, stand there. Whenever I meet anyone new, I like to picture them naked.
Yes, you do.
Is that so wrong?
Then you live in Hastings. I wonder what the point of having children was. If I know there was a free drink involved. You can become an alcoholic.
Chapter 3: How can I deal with a clingy customer at the market?
I just squeezed one out ages ago. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to this week's So So Offering Advice from myself and my good friend Maria McCurlin. It's Wangy on with Graham and Maria. Hello. Nice to see you, Graham. How are you? I'm very well. You're looking, Graham, may I say you're looking quite trim.
Trim? Am I? Are you on the... No, I am not on the pen, as it's called. People say, is she on the pen?
Chapter 4: What should I consider about being childless in my thirties?
This is... This is for a Zen pic.
A Zen pic. Are they all the same? Is Munjaro... Are they all the same?
Well, Monjaro, Wegovy, I think there's another one. They're all the same GLP-1s, which is, you know, some sort of blocker.
And is it like your diabetic pen? Do you just like stick it in your thigh?
I have tried it. Oh, really? Yeah, because I put on a bit of weight when I was on steroids because of my bodybuilding, obviously.
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Chapter 5: How do societal expectations affect personal choices about family?
Miss Universe won't lift her own crown.
No, I had a lung issue, so I had some steroids. And they're horrible and hateful, but they do make you chub up. So I was a bit vain about that. And so I thought, oh, I'll get some Ozempic, which is very easy to get. It's awful to say. You just buy it, can't you? Yeah. But, you know, once upon a time, you had to kind of take bubble wrap around you and send a photograph off.
But now they just go, oh, here's some.
Because it was made for diabetics. And I feel like diabetics now find it quite hard to get.
No, they don't. I think that's one of those fallacies that people who are anti-Ozempic say.
You know, the big knock-on effect of a Zempic is when you go to Denmark, home of a Zempic, it's lovely there because they actually tax companies in Denmark. So they've got all the Zempic millions sloshing around. So the roads are all lovely, streetlights all working, everyone's happy, bike lanes are all gorgeous.
Why didn't Keir Starmer think of that?
Well, he needed to invent Ozempic first. And he was so busy running the country.
He could make Labour's Ozempic, a different thing that doesn't work. No, I tried it, Graham, and you do just have to, you know, you have to get one jab.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of using Ozempic for weight loss?
And I tried the lowest dose, obviously, ever. And into the tummy, not hurty at all. But, and it's meant to stop food noise. That's what they say. Oprah Winfrey always talks about food noise. Hunger pangs. Well, it's kind of like what's next? You know when people who really love food are going, that was a lovely breakfast. What am I having for lunch?
Chapter 7: How can I navigate conversations about my life choices?
You know, it's like it's constant.
I sometimes wake up and wonder what I'm going to have for dinner.
Do you? You see, that never really occurs to me very much. But chocolate, on the other hand, so it didn't stop my chocolate noise.
Oh.
If anything, it made that worse.
Because you thought, I'll eat as much chocolate as I like.
But I felt very nauseous with it. Some people, you know, some people it works for.
Is that because you were eating a lot of chocolate?
Chocolate, yeah. It could have been.
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Chapter 8: What advice can I give to someone feeling pressured about parenthood?
But I think just seeing all the food puts them off, whereas it turns me on.
You're so easily pleased. But yes, most of my friends, or a lot of people I know, I would say, are on the pen, on the jabs. Really? Yeah.
And I just feel like it's got to come home to roost. How so? Well, in that if something sounds too good to be true... It probably is. So you feel like at some point in the future, somebody will go, oh, by the way, that does this to you, you know, causes a liver failure or something. You know, in the same way, you know, cigarettes were great. They were recommended by doctors. I know.
Vaping was supposed to be the great answer to smoking.
I watched some sort of PathƩ newsreel the other day where a doctor was going around hospital beds offering people a cigarette and they would go, oh, it's like a... Like that. And then, you know, oxygen masks. Yeah.
So times change. Yeah. Maturity awards used to get half a Guinness, didn't you? Did you? Yeah. To build up your honor.
Almost worth having a baby.
I wonder what the point of having children was. If I know there was a free drink involved.
You can become an alcoholic.
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