Graham's Thoughts on Ozempic
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Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane
38 min
3 speakers
8 chapters
transcribed 4 months ago
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
You there with the illness.
What are the pros and cons of Ozempic?
If you can stand, stand there. Whenever I meet anyone new, I like to picture them naked.
Yes, you do.
Is that so wrong?
Then you live in Hastings. I wonder what the point of having children was. If I know there was a free drink involved. You can become an alcoholic.
How can I deal with a clingy customer at the market?
I just squeezed one out ages ago. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to this week's So So Offering Advice from myself and my good friend Maria McCurlin. It's Wangy on with Graham and Maria. Hello. Nice to see you, Graham. How are you? I'm very well. You're looking, Graham, may I say you're looking quite trim.
Trim? Am I? Are you on the... No, I am not on the pen, as it's called. People say, is she on the pen?
What should I consider about being childless in my thirties?
This is... This is for a Zen pic.
A Zen pic. Are they all the same? Is Munjaro... Are they all the same?
Well, Monjaro, Wegovy, I think there's another one. They're all the same GLP-1s, which is, you know, some sort of blocker.
And is it like your diabetic pen? Do you just like stick it in your thigh?
I have tried it. Oh, really? Yeah, because I put on a bit of weight when I was on steroids because of my bodybuilding, obviously.
How do societal expectations affect personal choices about family?
Miss Universe won't lift her own crown.
No, I had a lung issue, so I had some steroids. And they're horrible and hateful, but they do make you chub up. So I was a bit vain about that. And so I thought, oh, I'll get some Ozempic, which is very easy to get. It's awful to say. You just buy it, can't you? Yeah. But, you know, once upon a time, you had to kind of take bubble wrap around you and send a photograph off. But now they just go, oh, here's some.
Because it was made for diabetics. And I feel like diabetics now find it quite hard to get.
No, they don't. I think that's one of those fallacies that people who are anti-Ozempic say.
You know, the big knock-on effect of a Zempic is when you go to Denmark, home of a Zempic, it's lovely there because they actually tax companies in Denmark. So they've got all the Zempic millions sloshing around. So the roads are all lovely, streetlights all working, everyone's happy, bike lanes are all gorgeous.
Why didn't Keir Starmer think of that?
Well, he needed to invent Ozempic first. And he was so busy running the country.
He could make Labour's Ozempic, a different thing that doesn't work. No, I tried it, Graham, and you do just have to, you know, you have to get one jab.
What are the implications of using Ozempic for weight loss?
And I tried the lowest dose, obviously, ever. And into the tummy, not hurty at all. But, and it's meant to stop food noise. That's what they say. Oprah Winfrey always talks about food noise. Hunger pangs. Well, it's kind of like what's next? You know when people who really love food are going, that was a lovely breakfast. What am I having for lunch?
How can I navigate conversations about my life choices?
You know, it's like it's constant.
I sometimes wake up and wonder what I'm going to have for dinner.
Do you? You see, that never really occurs to me very much. But chocolate, on the other hand, so it didn't stop my chocolate noise.
Oh.
If anything, it made that worse.
Because you thought, I'll eat as much chocolate as I like.
But I felt very nauseous with it. Some people, you know, some people it works for.
Is that because you were eating a lot of chocolate?
Chocolate, yeah. It could have been.
Why am I feeling so... But it's so obvious. I've been out for dinner with a few people now. And what's annoying is they order normal meals. Why would you do that? And then they don't eat anything. anything because they've had a starter so now they're ozempic full I guess I don't know I haven't tried it so I don't know what the feeling is whether they're full or whether they just have no interest in food I don't know what it is but they have a bit of starter and then ah that is it and their main course sits there untouched
I mean, people have been doing that since way before a Zen pick. Ask Joan Crawford. I mean, Joan Crawford, Joan Collins. I remember doing your, when the Lady Taverners did that. But that's the willpower. I know, but that's what I'm thinking. She had marvellous willpower because I was sitting next to her and I, you know, the meal came and there were sort of like potatoes and broccoli.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:03
2
What are the pros and cons of Ozempic?
0:03–0:21
3
How can I deal with a clingy customer at the market?
0:21–0:49
4
What should I consider about being childless in my thirties?
0:49–1:12
5
How do societal expectations affect personal choices about family?
1:12–2:27
6
What are the implications of using Ozempic for weight loss?
2:27–2:48
7
How can I navigate conversations about my life choices?
2:48–5:46
8
What advice can I give to someone feeling pressured about parenthood?
5:46–38:05