War and Peace in just 7 years (WAPIN7)
Episodes
S2E4. Pies Wide Shut
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Waging a successful military campaign isn't just about shiny buttons, impressive marching formations, and ensuring your troops are incredibly res...
S2E3. The Fable of Fish Fwend
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They speak of a man with fish for hands,a man who's addicted to crime .Your treasures are safe?Oh yes! In the safest place!Well for now then I gu...
S2E2. It's All Gone Hobbledehoy!
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Russian army sure know how to throw a parade - but was spending all that time changing coats and polishing penknives really the brilliant strategi...
S2E1. Bad Bad Booties - Book 2 begins!
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just like your favourite boomerang, we are back! Dust off your WAP-WAPPY-WAP Quote Book, plump up your favourite War and Peace themed pillow, pop on ...
S1E30. Christmas Special: The Young Tsar
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Vigorously boil your eggnog, put a mince pie in EACH hand, and get ready to experience yet another literary classic from Leo Tolstoy. This week we&ap...
S1E29. Book 1 Catch-Up Quiz
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
You've finished Book 1 of War and Peace! Cue rapturous applause. Congratulations! Congratulations! You are amazing! Now what on earth happened?If...
S1E28. Andy Pandy's Bye Bye - Book 1 Finale!
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Peel back that pre-diced pineapple pot, fill your vape with turkish vape juice, and pop the McTurtle™ burgers in the microwave, because it's ti...
S1E27. Napoleon is a Powder Monkey!
03 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's dinner time at Nasty Nick's house and there's a politely sneezing architect at the main table... We know you'll find that har...
S1E26. Nasty Nick
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you're familiar with British TV from the early 2000s, no doubt at this moment you have a shiver descending down your spine. As adrenaline flo...
S1E25. Letter of Fortune
19 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What's the best letter you've ever read? Well, multiply that by a relatively large number because this letter is a serious letter and boy ...
S1E24. Con-pleted
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've been in the bedroom, and boy what a bedroom that bedroom was. Join us this week as we stand outside the bedroom once again, looking back a...
S1E23. It Really Is Unction Time!
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Remember that letter? Whomever possess it will be rewarded more serfs and rubbles than is even possible to calculate. Trust us, we tried and the numbe...
S1E22. It's Unction Time!
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Put on your finest Unction hat, Unction gloves and little Unction shoes and get ready to administer... Unction! It's time. Sit back and relax a...
S1E21. Letter In The Bedroom
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There's an uncle in the bedroom, we all know that, but what the hell has he been doing in there?What we do know: he's really, really rich an...
S1E20. That Was A Daniel Cooper!
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Put down your personal pineapple, pocket your pipe and rip your velcro trousers right off, because this week Daniel Cooper is in the room and he insis...
S1E19. Napoleon vs. The World
08 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Between the endless servings of turtle burgers, whole pineapples and free refill wine you could be forgiven for thinking that everything in the world ...
S1E18. Enter The Dragon
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Legend tells of a powerful and mysterious woman, raised by wild pigs in the Siberian mountains, she has learnt that ice and fire are the inseparable s...
S1E17. Cash In The Hanky
24 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we meet the sauciest man in War and Peace, and boy does he like sauce. We're talking béarnaise, we're talking béchamel, we'...
S1E16. The Con Is On!
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you thought you could kidnap a policeman, tie him to a stolen bear, then push them both in the canal and wonder off without any consequences, think...
S1E15. Uncle In The Bedroom
10 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There's an uncle in the bedroom A bedroom made of gold An uncle the most handsome In all Russia, it's been told "We'd like t...
S1E14. This Is So Diplomat!
03 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week the generations are at war.On one side, the mysterious Vera. Handsome as they come, her mouth quite possibly brimming with spiders - and now...
S1E13. Let's Get Kissin'
27 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The storm clouds are clearing and the romance rainbow is in the air - get your ❤️ emoji ready because this week WAP is crushin' hard. We&apo...
S1E12. Cat Woman's Heartbreak
20 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sure it's great that all these old people are having a nice time, but what are the YOUNG people up to? And who the heck do they fancy? Tell me no...
S1E11. The Psychic Doll
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week as we meet one of the lesser-known characters of War and Peace - Mimi the Psychic Doll. Is she the true power behind the Rostov&apo...
S1E10. The Final Countdown
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've met a fair few wealthy people, even some really quite rich people and now it's time to meet the most fabulously loaded family Russia h...
S1E9. Party Bear
30 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, the party's over, but that doesn't mean there isn't time for ANOTHER PARTY. Put the vol-au-vents in the bin - it turns out gettin...
S1E8. Negative Nancy
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's an age old debate: will marriage make you happy and fulfilled, or will it suck the entire life force from you, turning you into an empty hus...
S1E7. Stay Out Of It, Pierre!
16 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
War and Peace - a happy dream world of endless partying, thoroughly amusing small talk and exciting networking opportunities... or is it? Join us thi...
S1E6. Jazz Hands
09 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hippolyte - boring, ugly and bad at telling stories, OR IS HE? Join us this week as the persistent young man takes another punt at impressing an audie...
S1E5. The Clash of Minds
02 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
SPOILER ALERT - The party won't end.Picture this: You're at a party with Russia's (nay the world's) greatest minds. You're ev...
S1E4. Give Boris a Job
25 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
SPOILER ALERT - This party is nowhere near ending!A party isn't just a time to let loose, it's an important time to network and extract favo...
S1E3. The Great Story
18 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
SPOILER ALERT – Ain’t no one stopping this party!We’ve got the elite, the powerful, an armoires worth of finger food and hordes of elderly women...
S1E2. The Party
18 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pour a drink, pop on a high ruffle (higher… higher!) and get ready to party – 19th century Russian style!Meet the ugliest man alive, the prettiest...
S1E01. Anna's Cough
18 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
You haven't got time to read Tolstoy's War and Peace, even if it is one of the greatest novels of all time. Don't read it alone! Don&ap...
Trailer - War And Peace In Just 7 Years
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out it's incredibly simple: we're two friends, we're reading War and Peace, it's a comedy book podcast. Join us on our incre...