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Chapter 1: What happens at the Bayley Bowl event?
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about.
Bravo and beyond because this is House of the Dragons week coming up. We're going to record that Wednesday because it's a crazy week over here, but we're excited. Ben, welcome to your show. Hi, how are you?
Thank you so much. Yes, we have a busy dance card today because we're doing Amazon Live and Crappy Hour. And we're recording Atlanta right now, Rhode Island reunion right after. So, you know, those dragons are just going to have to wait. They've waited long enough. I mean, they've got sheep to eat. They'll be fine. Okay. And we've all waited long enough.
We waited five years for the between seasons.
Chapter 2: How does Angela confront Shamea about their issues?
So two more days. It's okay, everyone. But thank you for your patience on that front.
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Chapter 3: What insights do the hosts share about therapy and personal growth?
And if you aren't, who cares? Thank you for being here as well. Yeah, thank you for being a friend. Thank you for being a friend. Yeah, you brought up Golden Girls. And then I went downstairs and there was like a Golden Girls puzzle that I got for Christmas. It was just a... It's been on my mind. A lot of Golden Girls now on my mind. Didn't I bring up the Golden Girls last week for something?
I brought up something about... You did.
The Valley. I brought up... You said postpartum depression is like...
Compared to an episode of Dorothy and Sophia. I meant every second, every word of it, too. God, that episode made me cry.
Chapter 4: How does Angela plan to honor her mother's memory?
It's amazing how the Golden Girls will just make you laugh so hard and then suddenly you're crying. Ugh, the one with the park benches. Just, hey! All right, all right. That scene's for my friend. Someone's sitting there! If you know, you know. And you're probably already crying. Um, yes. Suspie of Golden Girls. The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Well, if you're going to segue into this, you're going to get your ass kicked calling people Golden Girls.
Hell no. Golden is a great term. It was one of the biggest songs of the past.
Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Bailey Bowl for the cast members?
Let me tell you something. As is commonly referenced in pop culture now, many of the women of this cast and other Real Housewives are the same age of the Golden Girls when the Golden Girls premiered.
So it's like, to me... Well, so am I. That's why I'm taking offense to the term Golden Girls. Because I remember, you know, that came on when we were kids. And I was like, oh, it's like grandmas. Now it's me.
Well, how dare you? It's us. Yeah, so we have the glow-up costs. It was this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. And we start at Angela's house. Cynthia shows up. Angela says how much she just loves some Cynthia. She's like, she knows she can get a good kiki with Cynthia and she can always get the truth because Cynthia is amazing. So they sit down and Cynthia's like, what?
Chapter 6: What are the dynamics between Amari and Angela during their conversation?
What? You're already laughing about something. Cynthia is amazing. We don't need like an intro to who Cynthia is. She's been around a while. By the way, I want to mention really quickly this weekend, I was so proud of myself because I did give, I mentioned it somewhere on one of the episodes that as part of my college reunion, I was asked to give like a little quote unquote TED talk.
Oh yes, how did it go?
Yeah.
It was great. It went really well. And thank you to all the people who came. And it was really cool. I talked about lessons that we can learn from the Real Housewives. My premise was that the Real Housewives have been teaching us about life for the past 20 years. And I brought up three housewives to illustrate how, like,
Chapter 7: How does the episode address themes of acceptance and identity?
you know, what we can take away from them. And I want to say that Phaedra Parks was one of the housewives I highlighted in terms of how to learn lessons about life. So, you know, I have to say shout out, shout out to Phaedra Parks for helping me. Are you going to publish that? I don't know if I'll publish it. It wasn't like recorded or anything, but maybe, maybe you wrote it down, right?
Put it in the newsletter.
I didn't write it down. You know what? That's a great idea. It's a great idea. For next week's newsletter, I will write down the lessons learned from Real Housewives over 20 years, as evidenced by Countess Lou Anne de Lesseps, Lisa Rinna, and Phaedra Parks. Wow. Well, I knew Lou was going to be in there for sure. Of course.
Chapter 8: What are the hosts' final thoughts on the episode's events?
You really could begin and end with Lou, and that's fine. It's all set. You were just giving yourself a reason to talk about Lou for...
it just was funny because the other panelists leading up to it it was like um uh like a a research scientist with adobe it was someone it was uh a environmental scientist who's studying chemical um contamination of ground soil someone who started up like some sort of health tech thing uh the creator of satva mattress and then it was me i was like i'm gonna talk about the real housewives Yes.
No one knew, by the way. I was like, Countess Luanne de Lesseps. I was like, crickets, crickets, crickets. I was like, okay, not a Housewives audience.
But speaking of Countess, you know, and Sonia and all the other ones, when we talk about poisoning ground soil, they feed everywhere. God knows how many trees they've killed. You know? Yeah. Intersection. Lots. Intersectionality.
Yeah.
Mattresses. Sonya Morgan and... It was great. It was great. Adobe. Just a lot of face... A lot of face tuning. I mean, really, you could... We actually all come together.
Yeah, it all comes together. Honestly, if you... Between, like, image manipulation... mattresses um ground soil contamination and um uh and real housewives they all do kind of like mix together perfectly yeah truly represent bravo yeah i mean imagine if there weren't coffins like what trees would would sprout out of real housewives once they were buried crazy rubber poisonous trees
just rubber trees actually. But I think the truth is that like every rubber tree springs from a dead housewife. Real housewife that is. That's getting really dark and morbid now. Yeah.
Okay. So, uh, Cynthia's basically here carrying bones, uh, To talk to Angela and get her riled up about, who else? Shamia. Because Cynthia had a lunch with Shamia. And so Cynthia's tattletaling that Shamia had so much smoke for Angela, you know, off their lunch where they fought. And Angela's like, I just wanted to eat. And she's like, oh, she didn't even get the appetizer?
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