We Got The Chocolates

322. A Mildly Interesting Story

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Wayne "Buzzkill" Bennett– Alcohol NRL Team Selection– Vegan Dilemma– The Mildly Interesting Story– Faster Or Slower Than SkinA f...

321. We Didn't Start the Inflation Fire

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Maeve's New Words– Second Hand Embarrassment – Ice Cream when you're Sick– Cricket Alcohol XI– F1– What Do You PictureA couple...

320. Come Over Over

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– The Price is Wrong Bitch– Fake-ation – Where Cricket is at...– Walkie Talkies are Essential– NRL This or ThatA couple things tha...

319. Should I Mark That?

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Who is the best golfer?– Why does Ed give away his songs?– Skin's walking speed– Cricket Collapses A couple things that may intere...

How Many Runs is a Successful Day at Cricket feat Mark Howard

22 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We made our way to Melbourne to have a chat with one of the great humans (we've always said that but now it is confirmed). Plenty of great discussion ...

318. Where Did You Get Your Eyelids?

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Skin got scammed– We'll Sure-Shank Redemption Golf Trip– Jokes – Incoherent Game– Eyelids are weirdA couple things that may inte...

317. What Colour is Your Balaclava?

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Chippy or Serial Killer Game– Times we should have been retired – Selection news– Silent Auction A couple things that may interest...

316. It's Not Easy Facing Green

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Skin's Home Gym– Urinal Swapping & Other Choc Line Bits– Redemption for Gode– Composer or PastaA couple things that may intere...

315. Narita Toilet

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Mickus' Travel Diaries– Fox Playbook– Steve Smith– Fallout – Tennis KnowledgeA couple things that may interest you:🛍️ Grab ...

314. Bird Baths

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Mickus Wins– Cowboy Attire– All Time Ashes Team–Favourite Insults–Bird BathsA couple things that may interest you:🛍️ Grab y...

313. Inaugural Christmas

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Skin Gyms– New Year Ins & Outs– Dad Joke Trivia– Inaugural Christmas in the Philippines with Jetstar✈️ Jetstar now flies d...

312. That's Absolutely Criminal

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Jana's Husband– Smart Casual Dressing– Dishwashing– A Life of CrimeA couple things that may interest you:🛍️ Grab your Chocs C...

Ashes Special: English Crisis Hotline

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We checked in on a few of our English listeners last week after the Ashes series was decided... and most of them weren't very keen to get off the phon...

We Got The Chocolates Origins feat. James Bazley

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you have been listening to the regualr episodes you would know that Baze keeps calling Leigh every time we are recording recently. We thought that ...

311. The Missing Beers

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Live Show Debrief– The Ashes– Best Voice note Ever (maybe)– Christmas Cracker JokesA couple things that may interest you:🛍️ G...

310. Reverse Spacegirl

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Clapping for a pub musician?– Skin swinging– The best and worst of the internet – Real or fake News HeadlinesA couple things that ...

309. Dusty Debuts

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Mickus has been drinking lukewarm coffees– Skin's debut facts to make Gode feel better – What is harder? Choosing a meal, or choosin...

Gode Fielding for Australia

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gode told this yarn when we were recording last week and it feels like the perfect Ashes timed story really. We don't know why we have never gone thro...

308. Cat Attack

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Our almost dream day with Kerry O'Keeffe– Travis Head doing all sorts– Going through the Family Tree of AFL Draftees– Leigh & ...

307. Bird Watching

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Where would Gode rate a Flax Seed Egg?– Is umpiring with a beer okay?– Mickus makes an important phone call – A rare mistake when ...

306. Defensive Liquid

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Should you laugh at the word 'Fartlek' – Skin had a rough homeowner initiation – The AFL has a genius new finals structure – Haven...

305. The Doosra

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Skin on the soda waters – Gode the Office Cricket Spin Wizard– AUS v IND ODI's – Place names that should existIf you want to follo...

Matthew Hayden: Bazball is Brilliant

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes you get to talk to people who got the chocolates, and Matthew Hayden is definitely that. So we were pumped. Here's what we went over:– Swi...

304. Smutterly Beautiful

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Are there bad times for beers?– Gode's brief and confusing foray into bodybuilding– Smut Reading Contest: Who's got the voice for it...

303. Pontificate

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Presidential Quote or Comedian?– English listeners' Ashes predictions– Best nicknames we've been sent– Mickus’ game: It’s Not ...

302. Job Your Love

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:– Underrated jokes that surely deserved more love– Cricket season updates– Wedding bangers playlist– A weird game of What’s Longer...

301. Beer Hypotheticals

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rump Records, Cold Ones & Career AdviceThis week:🍑 Rump Record Attempt – One listener took the challenge on. 🍻 Beer Hypotheticals – Gode...

300. Lions B2B & Chocs Triple

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Longevity, Premiers & ImpostersThis week:🎙️ Must or Dust – “Not everyone needs a podcast" we're hearing. 🦁 Brisbane Lions Recap – L...

299. Lleyton H-UE Boom

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week:🔊 Namestorming a UE Boom🏟️ Should Leigh go to the AFL Grand Final?⛳ Friend of the Show🐺 What’s the Time, Mr Wolf?If you liste...

298. Open Eyed Kissing

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

'That Guy', Head-butting and Shower TimeThis week:🏘️ "That Guy" from Your Town – Every hometown has one… and we heard about yours. 💋 Open-...

297. Washing Uranus

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Team Songs, Name Crimes & Shower ShocksThis week:🏆 Gode still waiting for that Team Song – Leigh got the chocolates in the WGTC Cup.🧼 You’...

296. No Hands Firehose

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hygiene Fails, Sporting Feats & Multilingual MischiefThis week:🚿 Leigh’s Hygiene Disaster – One of the most uncomfortable public moments in...

295. Peaks & Troughs

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Extra Curriculars, Angry Gode & Sheep-Related MishapsThis week:📚 Skin’s After Hours Activity – He’s found a direct line.👀 Gode...

294. Proposing with No Ring

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wedding Cakes, Engagement Mistakes & Selection AchesThis week:💍 Engagement Details Drop – Rochelle reveals how the proposal actually went d...

293. Gode's Grab Bag

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Inside Jokes & Retirement Quotes From the best inside jokes that only you and your mates would understand to prepping for Leigh’s hypothetical r...

292. I'm Integrated Cheese

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hand dryers, Gamesmanship, and a detour award! This week:🚻 The Great Hand Dryer Debate – Some of these suck (and blow air). 🏉 Panthers: Cheats...

291. Secret Engagement

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

💍 Engagement. Lawn mowers. Wizardry.Leigh proposed... a new segment idea. In this episode we also find out robot lawn mowers are a thing. Learn Har...

290. Feed The Gyatt

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Coldplay and Words we Might not Say!The whole Coldplay thing had everyone ducking for cover... well certainly two people. There's some magical things ...

289. Pronouns: Pub/ Bar

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Birthday Tricks, School Flicks & Collingwood... FansWe are warming up for the first ever Chocs Chin Wag, there are some concerns about Leigh &...

288. Pennis the Menace

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Thinker’s Comedy Podcast (For Smart People Like You)We’re back with a slightly more intellectual brand of comedy this week… in fact couldn't...

287. Gamay I have a Beer? feat. Jana

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Late Night Yard Work, First Alcoholic Beverages and a Hole in One CeremonyThis week we're joined by Jana, who brings farm life knowledge and a relucta...

286. Orca-ward Turtle

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Orcas in Hats, Weird Dreams & an Origin Win for the AgesThis week:💤 Skin’s Dream Diary – His daughter is producing monologues.🏉 Leigh Wi...

285. Keith

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Office Visit Chaos, Trailblazing & Explaining Cricket (Poorly)This week:🧍‍♂️ What even is a Keith? – We try to define why it’s accide...

284. Michael Dublè in the Rrrrrs

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Footy Selections, Coffee Confessions & Spelling MadnessThis week:🏉 State of Origin selection – Fairly self absorbed version.☕ Coffee order ...

283. Emphasis on the Bang

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rude Towns, Tradie Nicknames & The Silent Auction GameThis week:📍 Funniest Town Names – Cockermouth, Muff, and more map-based mischief.🛠️...

282. Taste the Rainbow

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Exes, Nepo Babies & the Origin of EverythingThis week:🏷️ Describe Your Ex as a Brand – Skin has chosen the best.💘 Perfect Partners: Leig...

281. Grab the Nape

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mind Reading, Forbidden Letters & SmutThis week:💘 Perfect Partners – Can Gode, Skin, and Mickus read their wives’ minds?📊 Skin’s Stats...

280. What's the Crack?

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Annie Dasec to get my head around this butt crack stuff! This week:📅 Live show date confirmed! – Lock it in and start warming up your vocal chord...

279. "Replay? I Wrote That"

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Namestorms, Full Kits & Hole-in-One Highlights!This week:👢 Namestorming a work boot – Sponsored segment which is a huge result for everyone c...

278. Bring Two Pairs of Trousers

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hole-in-One Predictions, Loofahs & Skin’s New Bio!This week:⛳ We predict the Hole in One Events – Bold calls made just before the challenge....

277. We Aren't The Best At Wrapping Up.... Conversations

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Solitary Confinement, Sex & Taxes and Basic MathematicsThis week:🎾 How Many Tennis Balls Could You Catch In A Row? – A year in jail is on the...

276. Honey, Daddy is Talking

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Baby Talk, Gather Round & Golf Nicknames That Should ExistThis week:🍼 Things you can say to your baby, but not your partner – Some of these w...

275. Can Smell a Sunday Roast on Wednesday

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Footy Fights, Forgotten Sayings & On-the-Spot Puns!This week:🏉 Is live footy overrated? – Potentially committing sporting blasphemy.🧮 Coul...

That Happened at a Wedding??

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This bonus episode is for everyone who’s ever witnessed a wedding moment that absolutely cooked it at the time but has since become a certified pub ...

274. Rob Thomas to pay Paul

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The dust has settled on a wedding fail story, Gode's choosing who to have a beer with & we now know what not to name someone if their surname is '...

273. Unsolicited DPIC

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The strangest DPIC we've ever received, find out who is a vault when it comes to secret keeping & there are some Cheating Allegations!This week:👀...

272. Fast Cars, Big Stars & Financial Scars

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Regrettable Purchases, F1 Chaos & The Second Letter Game!This week:💸 Most Regrettable Purchase – We've all got one… some far worse than oth...

271. Cylone Rangers

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cyclone Conspiracies, Job Fails & A New Game!This week:🌪️ Cyclone conspiracy theories – The Bureau of Meteorology might not love this...🗣...

270. Metal Detector on the Ankles

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nine-Darters, Cyclone Names & Freakish Fielding!This week:🎯 Nine Darters, Hole in One, or that cool thing in Snooker? – We'd struggle at them...

269. Less is more (that’s what she didn’t say)

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rats, Holes-in-One & Movie Makeovers!This week:🏠 Hypothetical horrors – Would you rather find one person or 1000 rats in your house?⛳ Hole-...

268. Segue to Events

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A free pun clinic, fake friends and Human Shazam Controversy!This week:🤔 Complimentary confusion – Turns out, not everyone knows what it means.🤝...

267. Bone Structure

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week: 🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both.💘 Pick-up lines that won...

266. Two Truths, No Lie

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week:Leigh was robbed… but only of his clothes.Sporting Icks – Some things just make you cringe!...

265. Flashing Proposal feat. Jana

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jana is with us this week… and she's not really impressed by Leigh's new proposal ideas! You do have to throw them out there though. What does the A...

264. She cheats... in board games

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve made some terrible choices this week… and you’ll hear all about them all if you listen right to the end! But don't worry, it’s not all b...

263. The 1 Stop Shop

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You know how we’re always on the hunt for laughs? Well tis episode is basically comedy meets social fails, which meets sports, which meets deckchair...

262. Virat Goal-hi

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skin is a Dad. Not like how we went through that phase/ are still sometimes in that phase of calling Mickus Daddy, but he's an actual genuine Dad. We ...

Top 10 Best Moments of the Year! 2024 Edition

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How have we gone the order here? This was based mostly off engagement and general vibe on the social cutdowns from these podcast moments. Well, that c...

261. What The Kids Call ‘Rizz’

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Be sure to subscribe to the new podcast channel on YouTube! From the start of 2025 all of our full video podcasts will live over there, and the curren...

260. Don't do that in a Capsule Hotel

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We have returned from Japan with plenty of stories regarding the calibre of toilets, vending machines and capsule hotels! We can give you plenty of Do...

259. Six to Midnight feat. Tim Naki

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are joined this week by Tim Naki, who has amassed a major following by betting 10c for every follower on the blackjack table. We learn plenty ...

258. Vigorous Toe Dips feat. Jana

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jana is ready and raring to confirm whether some of the 'Icks' Women have for Men, that we see on social media, are actually real. Fair to say that Le...

257. The Ultimate Slapper

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are songs but then there are also songs that have well and truly fallen off your radar but they still are class. That's what Mickus is looking f...

256. The Joe-Daddy Awards

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is there a piece of celebrity drama that has hooked you in? We are coming clean on ours this week. Leigh has failed to impress Gode despite being on f...

255. Mandy Lifeboats

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leigh and Skin have had a classic carpooling blunder. When we say a classic blunder we think there is a really good chance no one has done this before...

254. The Baby is Yours

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gode finished this episode by saying to Leigh, "I think that's the funniest thing you have ever said." We had stopped recording at that point so you d...

253. The PILLOW TALK Women Want!

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leigh and Skin have been putting on a batting masterclass this Cricket season and Leigh wants to start a little competition with Skin around this! We ...

252. Sorry Wrong Number

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you believe magic? You might after Leigh's story because he has been trying to work out this bowling ball trick for a few days now. Leigh has also ...

251. Things That Will Definitely Start an Argument

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leigh and Skin's mum (Dizzle) actually sent them a cracker of a video which shaped some conversation around sentences that would definitely start an a...

"Hmm Forest Gump" feat. Tim Franklin

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scouts, we were fortunate enough to chat with a guest who has done something pretty incredible. His name is Tim Franklin, and he just completed the ul...

250. That's a Slay-bel Maker

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We assume everyone is still celebrating the amazing Brisbane Lions win in the 2024 AFL Grand Final right? We don't even care if you are reading this i...

249. Tom Hanks Very Much

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What would it take for you to complain about food to waitstaff at a restaurant? Would you give Morgan Freeman a pat on the back if he watched Shawshan...

248. Caught Playing Billie Jean feat. Hello Sport Podcast

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We ran the Sydney Marathon which was apparently net down hill but we remain completely unconvinced. Due to the fact we were in Sydney, there is one co...

247. We Catching up for Blunch?

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gode literally got the chocolates last week and Leigh got... in trouble. Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit bounced back to his best with a horrendous...

246. What's a THOT? feat. Jana

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We needed to find out if a) Jana still has her original baby and b) get an update on the new baby so she makes her return to the podcast this week. Th...

245. Rich Daddy Left Me a Crust Fund

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ask and you shall receive is an expression we hear a bit. Apparently this expression also applies to the very clothes Skin is wearing! We have some of...

244. Strangest Parenting Advice on Social Media!

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let's not beat around the bush... the most exciting thing this week is the new Chocs gear. We couldn't be happier and it is now available here!Gode bl...

243. Pop Goes the Weevil feat. Nikki Potter

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nikki Potter makes sensational short form videos and she stopped by to have a chat on this week's episode. She actually attracts quite a bit of media ...

242. Not That Kind of POLE Vault

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leigh has been racking up the deckchair moments when attempting to surprise the girl he is getting to know (Rochelle)! French pole vaulter, Anthony Am...

241. Olympians PEE In The Pool!

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gode has a bone to pick with Leigh, Skin and Mickus about 75 Hard and finally the truth comes out regarding the challenge! The Olympics is currently u...

240. Have You GOOGLED Yourself?

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Leigh presents Skin and Mickus with a parody song about his recent hairline experience and their reaction is priceless! Eloise joins the po...

The Accident That Completely Changed His Life feat. Josh Jones

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Josh Jones was involved in a mining incident nearly 10 years ago in which he lost one of his mates, and one of his arms. Since then he's been on a jou...

239. First Man To BREAST FEED?!

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skin and Leigh went to watch some AFL and as you would expect there was plenty of spectators with some opinions on the game, Skin tells the story of g...

238. We're Having A BABY!

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skin and his wife Eloise surprise us all with the most amazing news! You CANNOT miss this episode! After the boys calm down from this we take a look a...

237. She bought him a Chris DILLY

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever seen someone be one week early to an event? Leigh managed it this week! Dave the Brit that knows Jack Shit is up to his usual tricks wit...

236. Uncomfortable conversations with my MOTHER-IN-LAW!

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Choccies, who has the most famous mullet that you can recall? What about an Afro? We think you will enjoy participating in this new segment. A Choccy ...

235. "They Rub My BALD Head"

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skin and Leigh got dunked for the QLD Freeze at the Gabba this week and Leigh has a theory on how long you could last in the ice tank. Gode is happy t...

234. Friends With Benefits Update*

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Highlight on this episode is definitely our catch up with Anon, she needs no introduction obviously but regardless she is the person who previously wr...

233. Stop Torturing me with your RACK!

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gode presents a text message from his wife and the challenge is; can the rest of the boys decipher what she was trying to say to him?! Skin has compil...

232. Is that a BODY Part?!

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leigh presents the boys with a Skin lookalike which even Skin thought was himself! We love Nicknames as you know and we are pretty sure this instalmen...