#340 - Perhaps It’s Time I Grow Up
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What funny voicemails are shared in this episode?
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louise Adal-Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
We've most certainly started.
Sorry, we just had to clap the very, not even three seconds into the podcast because of Jack Edward Archdale. So welcome again.
Welcome.
You know how we should start.
Oh, fuck up.
Hey. Hey, bedwetters.
Hey, bedwetters.
You sweet, sweet angels. Hope you're well. Hope everything's well.
What are the challenge results and how were they determined?
Jack's going to go, when's this episode come out?
Yeah, what are we? Who is this? Where are we?
Who are we?
What are you drinking there, bud? You got some Barocca?
Yeah, it's a good day.
Oh, well, hope it turns into a great day.
It already is. I've had a fabulous morning.
Talk to me.
I did my first Pilates class.
Talk to me.
And dead set, four months.
How does the podcast address the theme of growing up?
And I was squatting like there's no tomorrow. And it was fucking sore. Could feel my legs quivering.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
God.
What? Nothing.
The thought of my legs quivering.
No, no, no, no, no. Nothing. Now, Pilates, traditionally hard. Reformer too. So what's that mean on the bench?
On the machine.
So you're like doing – It's like a trampoline machine.
What humorous stories are told about personal experiences?
Well, no. It's got springs and shit. Yeah, springs, but it's not a trampoline. It's like a trampoline. Well, they both just have springs. Dumb cunt.
Yeah, so it's like a trampoline. Like a trampoline.
Okay, fine. I was on the trampoline.
So you're doing trampoline Pilates. Yes. So what does that entail?
Like bouncing.
Are you hooked up to harnesses?
How do the hosts discuss their personal fitness journeys?
No, it's like the bedroom. Bouncing.
God. Hey, hey, I'm about to eat. I'm about to have breakfast.
No, you're not. Yeah, I am. I know you've eaten. You've been to your cafe.
I haven't.
Oh, okay. Well, we can go together then.
No, we can't. No, no, we can't. This is becoming a strictly more and more professional relationship, Louisa.
What are the comedic insights on social media and dating?
I beg your pardon?
No, absolutely. Where you and I, we will delve into things within the studio. Outside of it, mate, we don't talk. Silence. Silence.
What about if we've also got to do radio?
I understand that. Once again, we then re-initiate professional relationship.
Well, how's that going to work when you're my chauffeur for about two or three weeks?
No, that's not happening.
You promised me.
I didn't. No one promised anything. Now, I can tell you something for nothing.
What are the reactions to the latest viral videos?
I'll help you out. Give us your phone. No. All right. I'll grab it later. I'll go to the app store. There's this mad app. It's called Uber. Right. So it's basically free cars. You pay for them with money. You pay for them with money and stuff, but it's completely free.
I like your car.
And you pay for the things with your money. But other than that, it's completely free.
How do the hosts engage with listener hotlines?
And they get you from one place to another.
You know what I've realized about you?
Science is pretty cool.
You're a bit of a selfish lover with music.
Run me through that.
I was in the car with Cooper Johns and Pink started playing and I don't like Pink. I'm not a Pink fan, never have been, never will be. I don't know what it is. Don't like her music.
Yeah.
Despise it actually. And Pink started playing. I said, get this off. I don't like Pink. And he said, pick what you want.
Yeah, do you want to know why? Because Cooper is on the early stages of a friendship with you, right? He's barely been in a fucking car with you. So he's still polite and fun. You see what I mean? Remember when I used to drive you to the podcast every single day? Every single fucking day. And you would choose this bullshit music. Remember when we had this full argument that I was like, you can't read social situations? When I was in a bad mood and you're – turned up Cardi B as loud as you can and was scream rapping it when I'm going through internal turmoil about personal issues. I'm like, this bitch has no fucking idea. So then I revoked your music privileges, I think, if you remember. Yes. And I just put on something nice and quiet that sits in the background and we converse because otherwise –
you're going to be trying to rap Cardi B for the whole fucking trip.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What funny voicemails are shared in this episode?
0:00–0:35
2
What are the challenge results and how were they determined?
0:35–0:57
3
How does the podcast address the theme of growing up?
0:57–1:23
4
What humorous stories are told about personal experiences?
1:23–1:38
5
How do the hosts discuss their personal fitness journeys?
1:38–2:01
6
What are the comedic insights on social media and dating?
2:01–2:33
7
What are the reactions to the latest viral videos?
2:33–2:56
8
How do the hosts engage with listener hotlines?
2:56–59:05