Chapter 1: What health retreat experience did Louisa have?
it is wednesday my dudes hello bedwetters and welcome back to the we mean well podcast hosted by louise adal din and jack archdale strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience of course you don't you're a drunk you've showed up pissed this morning hey bedwetters bedwetters i think you'll find that last episode
We spoke for the first, honestly, we spoke for the first 35 minutes of the episode about Louisa's health retreat, Gwingana. Honestly, fair dinkum. It was 30 minutes. It was 30 minutes. It was half an hour on the health retreat. Now I've learnt since then that Louisa vaped on the retreat.
I had a couple of puffs.
Then I think you'll find that we're recording this on a Wednesday morning. Lou's gone out Tuesday night. She's come in all puffed up, bags under the eyes.
I'm not puffy.
You are puffed up. Sat on my lap before to have a yarn. Wine breath. Mummy's had a blowout Tuesday and her excuse, her excuse, Mummy's excuse was, well, it was technically my Friday because I went to Gwingana Estate in the Hentaland.
Let me explain.
And hold on.
Judge my side.
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Chapter 2: What led to Louisa's unexpected night out?
This is Jay at Market Express.
Trying to reach Mr. Archdale. Oh, yes, sir. Jay. Hi, thank you. Sorry, mate. He owes a lot of- Would you be able to call me back? Would you be able to call me back in around two- The line's just cutting in and out. Can you repeat? Could you please call me back in like two hours?
Hey, Jay.
Yeah, no worries. Is that okay?
I'm trying to call you back. Or alternatively, please.
Okay, I'll call this one then.
Oh, yeah.
Awesome. Thank you, Jay. I just filled that format, so thank you, brother.
Thanks.
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Chapter 3: How did Louisa end up in a humorous situation with the police?
I'm not doing it. So she's got little colouring books and fucking pencils like a child.
Therapeutic and lovely.
Do you know what she does? This is hilarious. Me and LP were pissing ourselves. He goes, she keeps talking all this fucking talk about how fucking zen and wholesome she is and no phones in the studio. He goes, look at her every time we're in a radio break. She literally walks out the studio, closes the door, picks her phone up on the couch and just stands.
She stands up and just plays on her phone for five minutes and then walks back in. And we're going, what is the difference?
Well, it's not in the studio.
What's the difference?
It's not in your place of zen.
There's no difference.
But I'm not looking at it during the breaks. There's not things buzzing.
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Chapter 4: What broken promises were discussed in the episode?
Oh, yeah. You book a holiday, you might as well get pissed in celebration on a Tuesday.
Well, it was. It was stressful booking flights. Oh, fuck off. Oh, fuck off, cunt. Babe, it was so stressy.
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
We had to crack a bottle of Chardonnay.
I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clicking buttons and that.
Yeah. And timing it, you know, getting the same seats. Oh, my gosh, sweetheart. It was fucked. It was fucked, babe. Anyway, so we had a glass of Chardonnay there and then we went to the local Chinese restaurant and fuck me up, it was good. Like, that's an institution, the Rose Bay one. It was phenomenal.
Yeah.
And I tell you what, they pour a lot into those glasses. They are full to the brim.
You did start when someone sort of said, someone in here goes, you've been hungover. And you're like, no, I had two wines. And then I start looking, I'm like, you look a bit hungover. This is, and Vi will attest to this, fucking, and Willie, Two seconds later, you go, I had three wines. We go, well, mate, in less than 10 seconds, it's jumped from two to three. So what are we talking?
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Chapter 5: What surfing experiences did Louisa share?
It was one at home and two large puns. At Chinese.
That I split up in two other glasses. I had six wines. We had two bottles each.
You know what? No, because there's a lazy Susan at the- Well, she doesn't like being called that.
To be fair, she's worked there for a long time. And she works very hard. Willie, she works very fucking hard.
She's great.
Thank you.
But because you'd spin around, I'd put my wine on there and then Tor would just spin it and grab my, like, skullet. Then put it back on and then I'd get it back around and it was just empty. I was like- You are a mongrel.
Oh, nothing like a little, whoa.
Story doesn't end there, Jack.
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Chapter 6: What interesting hotlines were featured this week?
It'll be done tomorrow. Get into it.
So a policeman walks in. And I've obviously had my two glasses of Chardonnay. And I go, cuff me. Go on, cuff me. And he was a great bloke. He was a lot of fun for a policeman. Not saying that policemen aren't fun, but he was a lot of fun, Jack. He cuffed me. And as he cuffed me, I said, what is the charge? A succulent Chinese male? And then he didn't have his keys on him.
So I was cuffed for a while. Then I sort of started air grinding on him. I was just dancing around.
You were drunk again.
No, I was not.
So basically you've gone to Gwingana Estate, you vaped the whole time. I did not vape. You got pissed the second night you got away from Gwingana, you got blind drunk and semi-arrested. Great. Hey, turns out Gwingana wasn't good for you, kid. You've come out worse.
No, I've learned balance check.
Oh, yeah.
Dinner and a few wines and home.
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Chapter 7: What are the latest trends in outrageous products?
You're a new woman. I am. Fuck me. I am, darling. I can't believe how much we learned about Gringana and it's just back to fucking square one.
So on paper, you went out, got drunk, got arrested and went home. Yep. On paper. Technically, yes. But I asked to be arrested.
Irrespective. On paper, drunk, out, more drunk, arrested, home.
Technically, yes. Yeah, correct. I mean, there's a few clauses in there. On paper. But on paper, you're right. On paper. You just need an asterisk, a little star. Don't know what that is. We're on papering it. Well, you'd put that on paper.
You're a drunk.
A drunk, Jack.
You're a drunk piece of shit, Dalvin. And a criminal. Getting arrested. Oh, you criminal. Getting arrested on a Tuesday after 13 chardonnays.
It was three.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode wrap up with listener engagement?
For God's sake, they were big glasses.
Yeah.
Yeah. So it was probably technically four and a half.
Okay.
So technically, let's just call it a bottle.
You've had a bottle.
Yeah.
You've had a bottle. You've had a bottle. But you're proud of you. Hey, everyone, round of applause for Darlene. We got there. It just takes a while. We zigzag through the roads until we get there.
So arrested, bottle of wine. Yep. Tuesday. Tour. Chinese meal.
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