Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louisa Dal-Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
Chapter 2: What hilarious antics did the hosts share about their new neighbors?
Bedwetters! What's up, bitches?
Huge, huge day for the Bedwetters. Why? Way Man World just got released. True. It's an episode. Happy morning. Or night. I thought it was like happy morning, morning the dead. Or happy Gilmore. Great. You can tell with that sort of ferocious start, it's going to be a hell of an episode. How are you? Good. What have you guys been up to? Oh, a death. Fuck, really? That's going to be bad. Who died.
That is sad. But, hey, every cloud has a silver lining. With death comes life. Now tell them that saying that you always say. I always say to seize the day and carpe diem. Now look at you, you cool little rooster. Why? A little bit of gold and silver around your neck. It's a cool combo.
Gold and diamonds, Jack.
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, my apologies. Golden diamonds. My apologies. Now, did you procure them in the hint alarm? No, I didn't get it. Oh, my sweet angel. There was no shopping in the hint alarm. Lulu. Yeah, we actually do have. Yeah, we actually do have something pretty phenomenal to start with here, bedwetters. Now, Lulu received a DM the other night, didn't she?
Would you like to read the DMs or give the bedwetters some context, please? I'll just give you a bit of background. Paint them a picture. So we all remember when our beautiful Cody Simpson came in. Beautiful. Telling the story about he went to dinner at Raw Bar with his mother. And I made it seem like I'd been watching them. Raw Bar is a Japanese restaurant down in Bondi. Very famous in Bondi.
And he went on, he was out for dinner with his mother. Yep. And he saw a girl and they kept kind of locking eyes. It was on a date. And she ended up DMing Cody after the date and said, did you get the tuna? Mornay.
Mornay.
Tartare. Tartare. With crispy tuna.
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Chapter 3: What is the story behind the Cody Date Saga?
Now, I'm not going to read this because it gives away the story. Oh, I see. Okay, fair. Let's call him. If he doesn't answer, I'll read his side. Great, great, great idea. I'm not naming and shaming in case he doesn't want his name out there. Of course. Okay.
We must protect his anonymity.
He doesn't know we're calling him also. Great. Mate. Just draw him again straight after so he knows it's not a scam. You have reached a message. Go again. Go again.
Is your number showing?
Yeah. Should I just text him and say answer your phone? Yes, that's Lou. Answer your phone. Text and say it's Lou. Answer your phone. You know what's wild? What? Yeah. Guys, you know, it's crazy. I've already ā oh, God, it's like pre-midday and I've already got half of my daily calories done. That sounds like it's a ā Nice, really.
I've got one of those texts back that says, like, obviously, what's it called? A generated one?
Auto-generated.
Auto-generated. What'd it say? Apologies, I'm currently on a conference call. Can you leave a message and I'll get back to you? No! He's seeing it, so he's probably at work in a fucking meeting, which is fair.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How does the concept of 'History or Her Story' unfold in this episode?
So many questions. I know.
Mate. I'll tell him as well he can be. Well, guys, let's be honest here. We've got two opposing fucking yarns because Cody's yarn was that I was at dinner. Here we go. Call you back when I'm done.
Done.
Yeah, well, whatever. That can be later. Like, whatever. We'll just talk to him. If it's midway through a fucking history, her story, he gives a fuck. Okay. We'll yarn to him. Okay. Because we've got opposing yarns here. I distinctly remember Cody saying, went to dinner with mum. This girl was bloody staring at me the whole time. Now he's saying he was staring the whole time. So what's true?
What's not? What? Where's the CCTV footage from Raw Bar, am I right? You're getting creepier. Now you want CCTV footage of Cody, don't you? No. Yeah, you do. That's what you said. I was saying for the story. There's a few bedwetters that work at Raw Bar. Is there? Yeah, fuck yeah. Whenever I've been there, I've fucking been out with them on the piss in Bondi. You don't drink anymore though.
Yeah, but that was a while ago. Too true. I don't actually drink. Yeah, that's like 75 days. Yeah, halfway through. When's this out? Guys, halfway through. And I've done all my exercise bars. My exercise ring's closed. My stand-up ring is three quarters. Yeah. Willie, chef's kiss. That was me. That was you? Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What fresh insights do the hosts provide in their Hinge notes segment?
What did you play? Brown noise. Trying to drown him out. That was all England. Chef's kiss to the both of you. Now that's what tandem bullying looks like, guys, and that's what we love on this show. High five, Willie. No. Remember what we discussed. Any high five has to be lip to lip. We kiss for our high fives. Yeah, great stuff. So if he calls back, we're good to go.
Lulu, how you been, darling? Yeah, good, mate. Just poking around? Yeah, pretty quiet now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've joined you. Yeah, haven't you? All my success to health and wellness and fitness.
I get it, man.
Zen life. Well, listen, you see me walking around looking like, what did you say the other day? Adonis? A what? You said I looked like Adonis? What's Adonis? Adonis kebab. You said I look like I'm full of life, like Adonis kebab. I wouldn't say Adonis kebab would give you full of life. No, you said you look meaty. You said you look like someone I want to bully.
You said I look like I could be smeared in hummus and eaten up. You said you look good from your head to my toes. Is Adonis some type of like Hercules? You went hung, hung, hung, hung. Adonis, like a Greek Adonis, shredded. Shredded. You don't look that yet, but you're getting there. You actually are. Your little love handles are pretty much gone. I've still got my little lovies.
Won't that be fun? We'll gym again together. Correct. We will, which will be nice. I've still got my little lovies. But they've shrunk. They've shrunk. Big time. I kind of get, you know, when I got my mole taken off and bloody Steph was all sad. I'm a bit sad to see the lovies go.
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts interact with their audience during the hotline section?
You got fucked up the night before. I was fucking hammered. I got home at like fucking 3.30 in the morning. It was awesome. Remember I hopped in the car and was like this? We all were. Yeah. And it was out in bloody, where was that? Bankstown. Yeah, Bankstown. I got in the car and it's like the smell of booze was just unbelievable.
And in my fragile state, losing Conor McGregor's penis and calling it small really rocked us. Yeah, that was. Because, like, Jesus Christ, the man's okay. He's doing well for himself. Can you show me again, will you? Yeah. That's the only reason I brought it up. I miss it. What about Justin Bieber's nude? Oh, yeah, he had nudes, didn't he? Yeah, he was hung.
Yeah, he did have a fucking bit of a weapon, didn't he? Chris Brown? Does he ever whip? I remember Chris Brown. Oh, I saw Jackie O yesterday at the bloody thing. Didn't say hello, though. She was at a ā oh, should I even talk about that? Dude, I'll tell you what. So ADHD. How did nudes remind you? I forgot it was erect. How did ā oh, okay, I take it back.
That's pretty fucking ā can you zoom in, will you?
What? What?
Mummy hungry? No, that's pretty ginormous. Yeah, that's a solid shaft. He's done some fluffing though. It's erect, Louisa. That's awful. That's as fluffed as you can get. You don't get much fluffier than that. He's done some fluffing to make it look bigger. Yeah, yeah. He's fully erect. He's fully erect. That's a goddamn Pomeranian. That's how fluffed it is. Why is the inn so round?
Look, it looks like a ball. I can't see. I don't have my glasses on. Huh? What is wrapped around it? Yeah, like. Maybe a cock ring? No, but see how it hangs down? It's like it's fabric. Okay, maybe it's wearing a necktie. Sorry, I feel this is a bit inappropriate to just be watching. He's going to a ball. He's going to two balls. He's going to the ball. He's going to the cock ball.
He's going to the balls. Don't worry, mate. Why are you all dressed up, Mr. Cock? Got a couple of balls to go to tonight, mate. Sorry, Connor. We won't just stare at that. Hey, you put it out there, kid. Eh? True. And we did just stare at it.
But sorry, the reason I bring up Jackie Oā¦ Yeah, we were talking aboutā¦ No, just because I got toā¦ I had lunch the other day there and she was out there with a bunch of mates. I didn't see her as I walked in.
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Chapter 7: What funny anecdotes relate to food and drink throughout the episode?
This is podcast different.
Oh, my fucking God. That's not fluffed either. That is fluff. Dick longer than Chris Brown's album. Now that's a weapon piece. Yeah. I've got a bit of history on her story that I'd love to do for you guys. Oh, dear, oh, dear. Oh, fuck. I'm really confused, guys, about this fucking all these demerits gone. You're confused? What? Do you think that's definitely not spam, Jack?
Don't ever click on those. Too late. You're an idiot. But it says Riverview, New South Wales.
Who gives a fuck?
It's not. It's fake. It's fake. The scams are wild. After all the times I've told you not to click on fucking text links, Louisa, why would you click on that? You need to explain what that means. Don't do the little funny. It was all just turning in your brain and you went, oh, shit. Well, it says, to Louisa, no, hi, Louisa, all very good spelling.
Your license is due to be suspended on the 4th of the 5th, 2026. To stop restrictions, pay $690 now using this at revenue. It couldn't sound more like a scam, Lou England. But I just, I'm sorting my car now and then all my demerits have gone. But usually that would be an email. But all your demerits aren't gone. They aren't. No, you've still got demerit points. So they're not gone.
So your licence isn't suspended because you still have demerit points. I'd be trusting the app revenue. Yeah, trust the app that you're in, not the fucking random text from some random cunt.
Everyone take a deep breath. It's also the first text you've got.
What's my car number plate? What's my car number plate? How the fuck would I fucking know, Louisa? what your car number plate is. Also, don't say it. Yes. Also, let's not say that. But I need to figure this out. We're in the middle of a fucking podcast. Take her phone. Yeah, put it down. Take her phone number. Fines? I don't know if it, should I put in the penalty number they sent me in my fines?
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Chapter 8: What interesting historical events are discussed in relation to the present?
Okay. I think she was one of the families that was like. Just because King's her last name, you're the monarchy. But continue. She was high up within the princess, prince's, king, queen realm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Monarchy, the famous family. And they were one of the top polo playing families in England. Yeah, no, she was an American civil rights activist. Okay. Not close at all.
Hey, almost the opposite. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She sounds like a polo player though. Coretta, Scott King, Kite skiing. I'm doing it. Okay. On this day in 1822, Ulysses S. Grant was born. Who was he? 1822. Ulysses S. Grant. Was that the Western times? Yeah. Frontier, absolutely. Absolutely. He was a bad, bad dog. They'd close up the saloon doors when he would arrive.
He'd be standing in the middle with his boots, his boots scooting babies. Yeah. He had little, those flicky things on the back of your shoes. Spurs, yeah. Yeah, flicky things he called them. Yeah. He'd walk down the street going, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk. Yeah. I told you to get out of here, son. Son. And then he'd whip both his guns out. What guns was he out with? 44 rifle. 42.
44 rifles, yeah. He had 44 rifles, mate, in both hands. 42 revolvers. Yeah, 40. So he had fucking how many arms the cunt have? And he'd go, get out here, boot scooting, Bill. Yeah, but Scoot and Bill. Yeah, no, he was actually, Louisa, he was fighting to end slavery. He was, I believe, a general or something in the Union Army and then became an American president. But, yeah, close.
He was a big fan of Western films, though. Didn't exist. Yeah. Didn't exist in 1822. So that's nearly around as long as Kim's was. Kim's was 1896. Close. 86, sorry. Yeah. Louisa, in 1961, Sierra Leone. You know what Sierra Leone is? Not a great start. Is it a boat?
A ship? Oh, fucking hell. Okay.
All right. Nah. In 1961 ā Honestly, listen, I don't know that much about the fucking world, but it honestly astounds me just how little you know. In 1961, Feff.
Hey, doll.
Hey, doll. Midpod. What's happening? Midpod. Oh. Yeah. And I'm 12.25. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Remember that? Hey, Stevie. She's like, oh. I love you. I love you. Bye. Bye. Is she in the car and she hasn't changed the clock back? Brother. No, no. It just fucking. It just is. She called me at 2.40. I'm like, you know, the radio show goes two to four, just 240. Hi. I go, what's going on?
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