Chapter 1: What baby advice does Wippa give to Jarch?
Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louisa Dal-Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
Bedwetters, hope you're all doing really well.
Sup?
Apparently, you've got something to start with, Lulu. Yeah, we're calling a special guest. Righto. Well, this is fun. Bedwetters, hope you're doing good. Shut up, Jack. Staying Shut up. Because I talk to you guys. We might not get an answer.
Chapter 2: How do Jarch's jokes reflect his personality?
Because everything I know, you know. Hey. Lulu. What up, shit tits? Lulu, you got the big dog. Can you hear me? Who have we got? Yeah, you got the big dog. You got the whip dog. The whipper dog.
You got that dog in it.
There you go. Whether it's in my own backyard or a bloody prison yard, you've got the big dog. Hey, we just wanted to ask a quick question. Were you on Celebrity Apprentice?
Chapter 3: What unique insights are shared about Hinge notes?
It's so funny. I get this a lot. Yeah, Leah. Look, I was, and that's not only what I'm known for. Now, I don't know if you've dropped into my Wikipedia page or hit the Ye old Google. But I've been pretty big in the media game for a while now across many different platforms. What sort of – what are we talking? Like breakfast sort of time slot?
Well, I've done radio for probably – I've done that for 20 years now. What I calculated the other day as well is – To become an expert in something, you need to do 10,000 hours. Now, you guys are new to this and you're probably at the 1,000 mark, but let's just say you've dialed 1-800-EXPERT. So Lou would be an expert in fellatio then. Oh!
Chapter 4: How does Jarch feel about becoming a father?
Oh, my God! In the record book. Guinness World Records, Louisa Delden. Tick. Lou Delden. Tick. You can tick that and also time on bowl for Lulu. Big shit up. Because of her chronic, chronic diabetes. Yeah, just bowel issues. Yeah, we'll never forget that, will we? Consistent bowel issues. In my white jeans, you heard my stomach rumbling. You said run to the bathroom, kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chapter 5: What humorous incidents occur during the tennis match?
Get out of here, kid, before we create a really ugly mudslide. A lot of toilet time for Dalvin. A lot of toilet time. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what are you guys doing? You got a bit going on or what? Yeah, just recording the podcast. How are your arms after tennis? Talk to me. What, have you heard something? Yeah, I just heard that you're a bit sore. Are you sore? Rotator cuff. Oh, God.
It's a bit, and you know what?
Chapter 6: What are the funniest jokes shared in this episode?
As I mentioned, my backhand, my Spanish backhand, the Carlos Moya, the double-hander, it was fairly electric. My forehand, a couple of false starts. My serve, although very impressive, I think has done the damage to my shoulder. Have you actually fucked your shoulder? Oh, shit. A little bit, you know, but it all comes down to trying to hit the ball too hard. You know what I mean? You were pumped.
I wanted to knock this. We rest for a couple of weeks and get back to it. No, we've got a fucking book in this Friday. Well, we might need to go to the car director. Oh, yeah, I'm not ready. I'm not resting. To suggest I need help, to suggest there's a real issue, and that would be a mental issue.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss the importance of drinking responsibly?
That's not the case. I can push through physical pain any day of the week. Fuck, yeah. Hey, that's my whipper. Whipper snipper. That's what we do, mate. Do you know what I feel a bit weird about? There were two strange moments, I think, on the tennis day. Okay. One was when I recognised Jarch had washed his hair.
Oh.
Now, I've never seen him with washed hair. Yeah, okay. I had washed my hair. So the mullet was like flowing in the breeze.
Chapter 8: What are the highlights from the listener hotline calls?
Oh, you're having a bit of a moment. And for one, well, I think he made an effort in front of me is what I'm saying. But then there was this other moment at the end where I awkwardly had to say, hey, do you think we could do this again? Yeah. Almost like a second date.
yeah you guys had a bit of a moment i was there for that it was pretty it's pretty awkward you two were like giddy little girls going can we can we do this again well this is the thing from my perspective whip i i wanted to ask you if you wanted to keep going but i also didn't want to yeah if you hadn't enjoyed it if you hadn't enjoyed it i didn't want you to have to feel i loved it to say yes do you know what i mean
So when you said, do we make this a regular thing, I actually was like, I'd love that. It did feel like dating a little bit to me. Yeah, like chooks flying out of your bum, wasn't it? Sorry? Would you guys like me to film you? Like chooks flying out of your bum. I heard you. Would you like me to film you each time so you can see your progress? No, I said like chooks flying out of your bum. Okay.
Oh, thanks, mate. Thanks for clapping. Yeah. That old feeling. The point I was making was, wouldn't it feel great if drugs flew out of your anus? Anyway, I'd love you to keep filming, Lou. Yeah, you can see your progress. Well, if I couldn't get the ball down the line, at least I had your head as a target.
You were fucking pummeling them at me.
Yeah. Like the one where it hit my chest, it hurt. Hey, guys. You've never had a bigger lump on your chest. You did right. Finally. You did right. You essentially made one of her dreams come true. I said like chooks flying out of your bum. We did get that. I must reiterate, we did get that. Now, whoops, we were just wondering, Jarch is about to become a father. Yeah.
So what we're going to do is we're going to get a few people on, a few dads, and we'd like some words of advice for Herman, you know, how he should spend his paternity, leave, you know, how he should prepare to be a father, what's he going to do in the first couple of weeks. Any tips, any advice? Yeah.
Well, the hardest part about this and the most dangerous game to play, but every effort should be rewarded, is you have to not only work out what the child might need, you've got to work out before your wife thinks what she's going to need, you've got to think what she'll require. So if you go, okay... So baby's waking. We're going to need nappies on hold. We're going to need a blanket.
She's going to need a comfy chair to feed. You've got to go through all this stuff. And, Lou, I reckon if we can put it in farming terms, it might help judge. Like gates left open, someone's got to go. Cattle needs to be fed, snake on the perimeter. Dingo watching from afar.
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