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We Mean Well

#352 - I Don’t F*** With No S***!

28 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous stories do Lou and Jack share about their morning routines?

0.25 - 16.016 Louisa Dal Din

Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louisa Dal-Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience. How you going, Jack?

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16.257 - 17.198 Jack Archdale

Really well, how are you?

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17.218 - 17.88 Louisa Dal Din

In good mood?

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17.98 - 20.264 Jack Archdale

Yeah, yeah, I am. How are you?

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20.284 - 21.145 Louisa Dal Din

We just had a fight.

22.154 - 26.821 Jack Archdale

Yeah, we just had a little stink. Just before the mics came on, we had a little blue.

27.482 - 30.467 Louisa Dal Din

We did. But it's all fine now. I told you to do a dance, but you wouldn't.

30.707 - 33.011 Jack Archdale

Nah, not today. But anyhow.

33.051 - 36.416 Louisa Dal Din

Did you have a bad snooze? Oh, you did. You told me. I saw you this morning.

Chapter 2: How do Lou and Jack feel about traffic and road rage?

135.683 - 137.288 Louisa Dal Din

Actually, it was fine. We all got coffees.

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137.348 - 145.779 Jack Archdale

Well, just fuck it when you're... When you're already late and then you're dealing with fucking just dumb cunts on the road. It just compounds frustration.

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145.899 - 147.561 Louisa Dal Din

Well, I had a clean run if anyone cares.

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147.701 - 148.041 Jack Archdale

That's good.

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148.081 - 148.942 Louisa Dal Din

Not an ounce of traffic.

149.022 - 149.683 Jack Archdale

No, we love that.

150.244 - 158.694 Louisa Dal Din

Not an ounce. It was blue sky, no one on the road, music blasting. It was really good. Thanks. What a morning. Yeah.

159.715 - 161.677 Jack Archdale

What a morning. Anyway, how are we?

162.158 - 167.945 Louisa Dal Din

Good. I started a new book. Anyone else been reading?

Chapter 3: What books are Lou and Jack currently reading?

297.887 - 300.812 Louisa Dal Din

Like verbatim. Pretty much the same.

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301.353 - 320.872 Jack Archdale

No. No, they're not. They change. No, well, you can't fit. The books are too long. So you can't fit a lot of it in the movies. But Ed Liston used to go around. He used to Wikipedia the ending of the books and then blackmail us so he would make us do shit for him so that he wouldn't spoil it. Fucking criminal behaviour.

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321.173 - 322.255 Louisa Dal Din

Yeah, that is pretty rough.

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322.275 - 324.22 Jack Archdale

That's fucked up. They're crafty, those Listons.

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324.2 - 325.382 Louisa Dal Din

They are, aren't they?

325.422 - 326.244 Jack Archdale

They're real crafty.

326.424 - 327.927 Louisa Dal Din

Crafty little fuckers.

327.947 - 339.669 Jack Archdale

Fuck. But that was like the most – those days of like when the Harry Potter books were coming out, I can't remember many more joyous times. Lord of the Rings. No, but they've been out since the 30s.

339.749 - 341.693 Louisa Dal Din

But the movies for you would have been really special.

Chapter 4: What are the funniest comments Lou and Jack discuss from social media?

415.576 - 436.665 Jack Archdale

I'll tell you one movie experience that really stood out for me. Remember Jackass 3D? Yes. And the dildos were flying past your head as they were shooting you out of the dildo gun. And I just remember this huge cock like wobbling side to side past my head. I was next to a few of my mates. They kept trying to catch them.

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436.685 - 437.567 Louisa Dal Din

Been there, done that.

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437.587 - 438.548 Jack Archdale

Yeah. Was it you? Was it you?

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438.528 - 448.142 Louisa Dal Din

Do you know, funny you speak of jackass, a video popped up on my Instagram and it was the one where they've got the giant hand and they're all walking in early in the morning to the office.

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448.282 - 449.844 Jack Archdale

Oh, Bam Margera gets slapped the shit out of him.

449.864 - 455.473 Louisa Dal Din

Yeah, and Johnny Knoxville's standing there and then he just goes, hey, morning. The other bloke just doof, hits them like a high five.

455.573 - 457.195 Jack Archdale

It's one of the great –

457.681 - 459.624 Louisa Dal Din

I might start watching Jackass again.

459.684 - 461.286 Jack Archdale

There's a new one coming out.

Chapter 5: How do Lou and Jack approach the topic of personal grooming?

587.623 - 588.826 Jack Archdale

I think I'd seen that one.

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589.086 - 589.868 Louisa Dal Din

Yeah, you'd liked it.

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589.888 - 590.89 Jack Archdale

And I liked it.

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591.331 - 611.54 Louisa Dal Din

And the one that I commented, you commented, is this old woman. She's uploaded a photo and then she's accidentally added like a – Would not believe your eyes. Yeah, and like a video that's her just going, oh, their phone on the ground half like the TV. And Jack's going like, ha-ha, love this. Yeah, fucking brilliant. Yeah. And I commented to me like, surprise, finding you here, mate.

611.56 - 614.565 Jack Archdale

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We found – I found this.

615.426 - 630.868 Louisa Dal Din

Oh, now my whole – and I also saw this other one and it was like a group of finance bros or like – Women as well. They put their hands in the middle and they're like, money Mondays. And everyone's just commenting to me like, can I hand in my resignation?

631.048 - 636.636 Jack Archdale

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck, I love the comments. Like I miss who I was 30 seconds ago.

636.656 - 642.524 Louisa Dal Din

That's the shit. How did I end up here? But yeah, so now I'm involved in all that. So my algorithm will never be the same.

Chapter 6: What karaoke songs do Lou and Jack plan to perform?

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805.593 - 810.684 Unknown

Tinge of ginge. But I'm a huge pussy, so I didn't inherit any of that stuff.

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810.704 - 813.851 Louisa Dal Din

It is crazy you don't grow hair on your head, but so much on your face.

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813.871 - 814.994 Unknown

On my fache, yeah.

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815.014 - 817.139 Louisa Dal Din

Do you grow down there? No. You don't mind me asking?

817.179 - 818.301 Jack Archdale

No. Do you grow down there?

819.304 - 820.366 Louisa Dal Din

You don't mind me asking?

820.386 - 821.047 Jack Archdale

Do you grow down there?

821.067 - 822.33 Louisa Dal Din

So polite. Do you grow down there?

Chapter 7: What are Lou and Jack's thoughts on chiropractors?

936.63 - 942.017 Jack Archdale

What? Generates a lot of power in the thrust. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why the kid can pump.

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943.62 - 943.86 Louisa Dal Din

Tin?

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944.761 - 959.314 Jack Archdale

Tin. Just clarifying. Yeah. Jack. Yeah, no, no, no. I can imagine. But I'm quite, I'm kind of hairy all over. It doesn't end. I could do a handlebar moustache from here to my toes.

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959.334 - 963.681 Louisa Dal Din

You should grow your beard so long. Become Santa.

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963.982 - 967.565 Jack Archdale

I think in my old age I definitely will. When it's white.

968.146 - 971.068 Louisa Dal Din

Just become like long, long hair to your butt and long beard.

971.489 - 977.534 Jack Archdale

Yeah. Just do it. So you just think cover as much as me as possible. Yeah, just do it. That is probably the smartest option.

977.695 - 978.535 Louisa Dal Din

Just do it, babe.

979.156 - 982.219 Jack Archdale

Nike. Yeah, I think that's probably the wisest option.

Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with a funny story?

1110.147 - 1112.991 Jack Archdale

No, no, no, no, no. I remember us looking. I don't want to say his name.

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1113.595 - 1114.6 Louisa Dal Din

Yeah, dude.

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1114.74 - 1117.593 Jack Archdale

He had something. Dude, fuck, this is actually like this.

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1117.633 - 1121.571 Louisa Dal Din

Can I just clarify? My nipple hairs are tiny. Mine aren't 17 centimetres.

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1121.591 - 1138.66 Jack Archdale

This is like nostalgia. I remember us straightening the fucking thing out. This guy, the photo we're looking at, he sprouted a few nipple hairs. This bloke just had one big long fucker and I'm pretty sure we measured it and at the time we were like, dude, I think that's the longest nipple hair in the world.

1139.421 - 1150.818 Louisa Dal Din

It's fucked. Yeah. You'd be kind of disappointed when you plucked it off. Yeah. You'd have to have a funeral for the nipple hair. That's right. Look at that. You want to have a funeral of one of my chin hairs?

1151.559 - 1154.839 Jack Archdale

Yeah, it feels right. Just singe it off with a lighter?

1154.94 - 1157.136 Louisa Dal Din

Is there any at the moment, Jack?

1163.528 - 1169.554 Jack Archdale

Like, you've got that white hair, but no black hair.

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