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Chapter 1: What big news does Lu share in this episode?
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louise Adal-Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
I'm starting to just dig throat at a banana really aggressively, but I'm quite proud how, well, like, you got that down well. Thanks. On my first rodeo.
Well, I've been practising here on Willie, um,
Oh, 10 seconds in.
No, just when you girls are away. No, there's a bit of foreplay before that. Yeah, it's not just straight in to gobble, gobble, gobble. Turkey's ready, you know. This isn't. You know, I'm like Trump. I'm sparing that turkey.
We had a woman who, this is mean, but I think it might be hereditary where they sort of have a turkey chin. You know, where it sort of like hangs. Yeah.
How old was she?
Old. What's an old age, mate? No, I'm just saying she was our, at boarding school, like the chef who would like dish you up everything.
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Chapter 2: How do new parents deal with nerves before a baby arrives?
Meticulous. Meticulous.
Okay. Well, we'll see.
You can literally buy them online now. It's going to really fuck up salons. I think salons will still have the decent, like the better touch, right? Hope so. A hundred percent. Because I actually need my done.
And you also, it's one of them things where it's like, oh, can I be fucked or do I just sit there on my phone? Yeah. And you'll also miss going into a salon. You can't sit on your phone. Surely they do one at a time.
Oh, not once they start doing doublé. Well, yeah, once they start doing double. But you'll also miss, you know, going there. Ad always says she likes going there and you can just tell the ladies are talking shit about you. Oh, I love it.
Yeah. And she says it's funny? Yeah, they would be talking shit about mine.
Well, they'd be talking shit about my little finger that got chopped off in the hinge of a door. Yeah.
Yeah, they would. Your strong finger.
This is my strong hand. Not good for when I get a ring because it's next to the engagement finger.
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Chapter 3: What experiences do the hosts share about aggressive dogs?
More like if you call bloody Ben in the elbow at the bloody Nelson Hotel in Bondi Junction, the gym, mate, then bloody I ain't few of them.
You haven't had a drink in 50 days.
Oh, fuck me.
You're actually so close. 25 days off.
Louisa, this is the thing though. What? I'm just, over from Sunday to now, I'm riddled with injuries.
I think you've gone – I'm fucked. I think you've gone too hard.
I was boxing and I've just fucking torn something. Like, you know when you tear cartilage off your ribs and shit? Yeah, I've been there, done that. Heaps, man. Sorry.
You're talking to the right chick, fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most weeks. Willie, you play footy in that? Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts plan to document their home renovation journey?
Okay. And then one on the couch when I watch movies. That's not even that weird. It's not at all.
No, you've just positioned soft toys around your house for different times.
Probably need one for the spare room. Perhaps I do need a fourth.
You will, yeah. Correct. Correct. Oh, mate. Anyway, that's A. Everyone's different, aren't they?
Yep.
And my way's no better than yours.
Exactly. There's no right or wrong. Don't you fucking jot that, Willie. I hear you typing. I hear those clickety-clackety fingers.
There is right and wrong. You don't think so? Mm-mm. So you think that Jeffrey Epstein was completely right?
No. Well, come on. I didn't say that. Don't fuck with me.
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Chapter 5: What unique ideas do they have for their new home?
Stuffed toys? Oh, boys, not funny. Don't giggle, Violet. Boys. Don't giggle, Violet, please.
No giggling, Violet. Not to Steenie jokes. I had a bit of a run-in the other day.
With a stuffed koala?
With a Labrador.
Oh, great. So we've gone from steamy to you having run-ins with dogs. Stuff and labs.
I am protective of Brutus.
Well, you have to be because he's a pussy.
Brutus is my little pussy boy. Yeah. Fight or flight, Brutus's, I think, instinctive response is flight. Although... He has been punching on a little bit, which I'm – and it's – when he punches on, there's a fucking bit about him, eh? Seeing a German shepherd go a bit nuts, I was like, fuck him.
Is it like Caesar and his palace?
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about their changing living situations?
Yeah, I know the ones. Big, big cunts.
Big cunts. Yeah. The owner can't control them, right? So one of them runs over and starts sniffing around Brutus and sort of having a crack and I'm like, you're okay, buddy, you're okay. And I just sort of circle him around, keep him behind me. Because I use much like a fucking... Oh. Sorry. Not the roses. Sorry. I ruined the roses. I use my legs to boot the dogs away.
And I've been kicking the fuck out of some dogs lately.
You...
No, fuck it. They're attacking my dog. I'm like, get out, you mongrel fucking thing. Dog comes over. I'm protecting Brutus and it's trying to have a crack at him. And I go, and she's going, sorry, sorry. I'm like, get your fucking, if your dog, if you can't control your dog, number one.
Yeah, if you've got no recall and your dog's aggressive.
Yeah, if your dog's aggressive, no recall, leash the cunt. Simple as that. Anyway, fucking B2 sees what B1's doing. He's like, are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1? And he goes, I think I am, B2. He comes over. Double whammy. And starts fully attacking Brutus, like growling, trying to bite him, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I've got Brutus and I'm going, get away. Steph's screaming.
I'm like, heaps of help.
Yeah.
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Chapter 7: What humorous stories do they share about their pets?
Anyway, I land a doinker on one of the labs. Boom. Kick it. Sits him down, right? Sits him down like this. Sits the lab down.
Christ.
And he's going like this. And I get Brutus away and she's going, sorry, I'm just like, it's all right. Steph's going, control your fucking dogs. Control your fucking dogs. It's okay. It's okay.
She's going off. The heavenly pregnant psycho. Yeah, she's so angry, which I kind of love.
I'm like, don't fuck with a pregnant woman.
Yeah.
And she's going off, right? And I did land a good one on the dog. But, yeah, yeah, she's going off. Sorry. I go, it's okay, it's okay, just fuck it. We just got out of there. We get to the cafe and it's all, you know, it's died down. I'm not even really thinking about it anymore. I just hear a little, I'm like, what's the matter? She goes, do you think the Labrador's?
Cause you got.
I've boosted him. And I like, but he was fine. He was just, he just knew that that was not, he wasn't to do that anymore. The dog was completely sweet.
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Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts provide on the importance of emotional resilience?
Bring your dad into boner chat.
Sorry. Sorry, Frank. I know you're mowing the lawn, mate. Daughter just raised that not ass. Interesting.
Well, you guys are the ones. Like I'm not the one. Anyway. Well, it's a sad day for the podcast.
Why?
We're no longer going to be neighbours.
Shit, dog. Fuck. Fucking hell.
No, that actually will be sad.
Fucking hell, man. Shit.
It will be. I know, mate.
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