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Chapter 1: Who is Cooper Johns and what is his background?
it is wednesday my dudes hello bedwetters and welcome back to the we mean well podcast hosted by louise adal din and jack archdale strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience hear ye hear ye we have a new host today
Wait, our judge usually does the intros?
No, I do. We've got Cooper Johns in the studio. What's your middle name?
Patrick, Irish.
Oh, you kind of suited Patrick. You could be Patty Johns.
Well, that'd be sick because my mum's name's Patricia and we call her Patty and then my dad's name's Matty.
Matty, Petty and Petty.
Yeah. And then Jack. And then Jack, yeah. Jackie.
Matty, Petty, Petty and Jackie.
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Chapter 2: What are Cooper's thoughts on being a television star?
Do you know what's cool? Because Jack's initials are JJ. Sick. You know what I mean? Cool, JJ.
CJ's pretty cool.
CJ's really cool. There's a rapper. I don't know if anyone ever saw him. He was on like Australia's Got Talent or one of those. Australian Idol. One of those. There's that many of them.
There was. The Voice.
Chapter 3: How does Cooper handle the pressures of fame?
Yeah. Got Talent, X Factor, all of that shit.
They're all the same.
They're all the same.
Just streamline it.
The Voice, at least they weren't looking.
True, that was the only niche. The rest were the exact fucking stuff. Oh, actually, no, we're wrong. X Factor, you could do anything. You could be like a juggler.
Yeah, but you're not coming on there and fucking winning as a juggler.
I reckon you could.
Fuck no.
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Chapter 4: What experiences does Cooper share about his childhood?
Yeah, but you've got to do it every week, Lou. It's like a potty.
Then you start juggling like bombs.
No, they're not going to do that. They're not going to let that – for OH&S and safety reasons, there's a live studio audience. Okay, sorry.
Are you a TV producer?
You would never do well as a judge on that because you'd be like – you'd just be so happy with the niches thing. Like someone coming and just juggling. They're like, well, this lady can sing and she's deaf and like has no arms and legs. And you're like, I like the juggler better.
Winner through to the next round.
Yeah. But back to what I was saying CJ Dipper So that's where my That was my nickname in school Why Dipper?
Because there was an 8 year old rapper Who went on It might have been like America's Got Talent 8 Yeah His name was CJ Dipper And it's on YouTube and that You can have a look at it I will In your spare time Yeah And then all the kids in school Used to call me that CJ Dipper Yeah I might bring that back for you
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Chapter 5: How does Cooper balance his personal and professional life?
It's cool. I made a bottle opener when I was in woodwork at school in year eight. And like I wrote, like I got it lasered in CJ Dipper. CJ Dipper.
Is it D-I-P-P-E-R?
D-I-P-P-A.
Even cooler.
Yeah.
Dipper.
Dipper.
All your family's names are cool. Like you've got MJ, PJ, JJ and CJ.
Well, the good thing about MJ, it's like Michael Jackson. Yeah. Michael Jordan.
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Chapter 6: What insights does Cooper provide on the NRL and sports culture?
Yeah.
Matty Johns.
Mine's kind of cool. L-D-D.
Well, it sort of sounds like a four-wheel drive.
Like it sounds like a. Like a Kia LDD.
I think LDD, it gives like a shit car.
I reckon I'd be like a Maserati.
I don't know about that. Not carrying around those, that weight you used to back in the day. I've seen photos.
I'd be more like a road train.
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Chapter 7: What funny anecdotes does Cooper share about his friends?
Fuck, that's a good Coke Zero.
Right, they're the best.
I got three liquids here and a wrap, if you can't tell. My eyes are slightly glazy. I was going to say – A little bit hungover.
Because – and we went to the gym the other week. But something that really – I flagged it with the group because it was myself, Jarch, Lockie. We went in there to throw some tin around. And you were just there getting a facial. I was the vibe hire. What?
I was the vibe hire.
Yeah. Well, you made us change the time. No.
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Chapter 8: How does Cooper view his future in entertainment?
And then –
That's not what happened. I was always getting a facial and then you were like, can we go in the morning? So I changed my facial to go in the morning so that you boys could go to the gym in the morning. I was never coming to the gym.
You said in the group chat. I'm not pumping tin. No, I know you're not pumping tin. Clearly not. You're getting a facial. Not with Lockie, might I add. Some other bloke. But you went in there and judge goes, who wants a coffee? And then you went, yeah, I'll have a coffee. And then you got a fucking cappuccino.
Yep.
Some fucking smoothie as well. Yep. And a shot.
I got three things.
And I said, that's pretty fucking disrespectful. If someone says, oh, who wants a coffee? And then you get three drinks.
Judge would do the exact same to me. If I was like, do you want a coffee? He'd be like, and I want that wrap.
Yeah, but that's different. Like one liquid and a food, that's sort of like a voucher. You can do that.
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