Cooper Johns

Sorry, I like that one.

Jesus, Matt.

Thanks for your low stance.

That's our EP, the low stance.

I've written some stuff down.

If you care about something, put effort into it.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's create a bit of atmosphere.

You're my favourite.

Thanks, Alan.

A bloke who's been on this show so long, he's basically family.

And we all know how Pete treats his family.

Of course, I'm referring to the time that he had intimate relations with his own cousin.

But that was the Norman Pete small hometown of Simpson, a town so small there was only one doctor, one baker and one prostitute.

I'm not making a joke about her being dead.

But I don't want to dwell on Pete's incestual family past.

I'd rather focus on his incestual future.

Your living situation often fascinates me, Pete, not unlike that of a hobo bouncing around from place to place, never really settling in.

The main difference between Pete and a hobo is a hobo has no friends, whereas Peter has friends literally coming out of his a**, or should I say in his a**.

I think both works.

Brutal.