Derrick Stroup & Gary Vider

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What is the significance of Derek's Netflix special?

Derrick Stroup 0:05
Yeah, hey, everybody, we're here. We're here. We're back. We got Gary Veeder and Derek Stroop.
Gary Vider 0:11
What's going on?

What are the stories shared about Birmingham and comedy origins?

Gary Vider 0:12
Derek's got a new special on Netflix right now called Nostalgic. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, give it a watch.

What are the experiences shared regarding DUI incidents?

Sam Morril 0:18
That's awesome, man. Thank you, man. It's been a lot of fun. First one I've put out. We hung on for the first week, and then your boy Mark over here bumped me out.
Derrick Stroup 0:28
Well, WWE fucked all of us in the ass.
Sam Morril 0:31
You got knocked out by Bridgerton. Let's be honest. Yeah, let's be honest. My wife told me that was coming. She goes, Bridgerton's coming for your ass. My wife's watching it and coming.
Derrick Stroup 0:41
But yeah, it looked great. Would you shoot it here? Birmingham, Alabama, the Lyric Theater. That was way off.
Unknown 0:47
Yeah, yeah, you were way off. I think we did that. Yeah, we did that one. Birmingham's good.
Sam Morril 0:52
Yeah, yeah, Birmingham's a great comedy city. And you say that about cities that you don't stay in for a long time. And that's very much a Birmingham situation. That was a bus city.
Unknown 1:03
Yeah.

What are the comedians' thoughts on airport restaurants?

Unknown 1:04
No, Birmingham was fun. But are you from Birmingham?
Sam Morril 1:07
I'm from right outside of Huntsville, Alabama. Oh, okay.
Gary Vider 1:10
Oh, the Von Braun. Yes. The Jews always latch on to the Nazi museum. Operation Paperclip.
Derrick Stroup 1:18
Yeah. But they used him. He was a smart Nazi, and they used him for good.
Gary Vider 1:22
For sure.
Derrick Stroup 1:23
You need to do that more.
Gary Vider 1:24
You can always tell a museum is interesting when they have a pop-a-shot there. They have a basketball. And you're like, this doesn't have anything to do with the museum.
Sam Morril 1:34
This will loosen them up. That's the Atlanta part. We'll round the edges with a pop-a-shot.
Derrick Stroup 1:38
We should use bad guys like Frank Abagnale, the guy from Catch Me If You Can. The FBI took him and said, help us.
Gary Vider 1:45
That's what they think.
Derrick Stroup 1:46
Maybe. He's playing them, dude. We'll get Derek Chauvin, put him in UFC. I'm just saying.
Unknown 1:51
Maybe anti-Semitism. You could ask him first, but are you smart? And then you bring him over.
Gary Vider 1:57
There you go. There you go. It turns out they're all really smart.
Derrick Stroup 2:02
This is a bummer. They nailed it. This is bad. We have a whole department now. Yeah, we should get suicide bombers on our side. Just throw them back in Iran. Have them on Air Canada. That'll shorten the trip. Yeah, that airline sucks.
Gary Vider 2:19
I don't think it was their fault. Yeah, it wasn't their fault. It was an air traffic control thing.
Derrick Stroup 2:23
Oh, I'm just saying in general.
Gary Vider 2:24
Oh, it does suck. It's not great. It's not great.
Derrick Stroup 2:26
It's up there with WestJet.
Gary Vider 2:28
WestJet.
Derrick Stroup 2:29
Blow me. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. They hit the fire truck.
Gary Vider 2:33
Yeah.
Derrick Stroup 2:33
Yeah, the guy confessed. He said it was his fault.
Gary Vider 2:36
That's how you know the airlines are bad right now, Mark. There's a plane crash yesterday. Mark's like, oh, yeah.
Sam Morril 2:41
Yeah, yeah. Pretty casual. Yeah. Yeah, hit a fire truck.
Yeah.
Sam Morril 2:45
And the guy did. I mean, he like immediately, he goes, that's my fault. Like, no, no, Rick, you're good, buddy. We've all done this.
Derrick Stroup 2:52
40 in the hospital. It's insane. Death? Any death?
Unknown 2:56
Two deaths. Two pilots. And there was a stewardess.
Derrick Stroup 3:01
Two is not horrible.
Unknown 3:02
No, two is not. It was just, yeah, just the two pilots.
Derrick Stroup 3:04
I mean, it's just all the pilots. That's it. 100% of the pilots died. All right. Well, RIP. Sorry.
Unknown 3:13
I was going to say, the fire truck was on its way, I think, to another plane. No. And then that's when it collided with this. So they're probably like, I guess we've got to put out this one.
Derrick Stroup 3:22
The irony.
Sam Morril 3:22
It's like a priest stopping a kid rape or something. Right, right. That's a perfect example. It wasn't making sense.
Derrick Stroup 3:31
And I go, wow. That's what I'm here for. I explain things.
Unknown 3:35
But there was a flight attendant that was in a jump seat in the cockpit, and then she got tossed out of it and still survived. All right. In the seat. She got thrown in the seat 300 feet down the runway.
Gary Vider 3:45
And she managed to still yell at someone, make sure your plane's on airplane mode.
Unknown 3:48
Yeah, yeah. With your phone. God damn it.
Derrick Stroup 3:50
It's been a long time.
Gary Vider 3:51
You got the fucking point.
Sam Morril 3:53
Oh, yeah. Yes. So, yeah, you've been doing comedy eight minutes? No, eight minutes. I've been doing it probably, I've got a weird history with comedy. About 10 or 11 years of actual open mics in a scene. Yeah. Before that, it was like three years of me just running a bar, getting blackout, and doing 45 minutes just for fun.

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