We Will NOT Play DnD
Episodes
Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 5
Contributed by Lukas
At last, the bones are found! But stealing them is an issue that was never dicussed. How exactly does one hold and run off with an artifact of pure, e...
Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 3
Contributed by Lukas
Deep within the depths of the Bonesmell ceremony chambers lurk magic mysteries centered around petty evil and doing wrong. Whether deliberate traps or...
Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 4
Contributed by Lukas
Not exactly a "trap" dungeon, the Bonesmell caves are still, all the same, a place where people are trapped and tormented. Some of those victims are m...
Glam Rock, Part 5
Contributed by Lukas
Mayson begins to take steps to alter the trajectory of Glam Rock's fate, but Brock isn't one to let go of an idea. Elvis and Lawry continue to grapple...
Not DnD, Part 1
Contributed by Lukas
In defiance of convention, the group makes a set of characters inspired by the DnD class system. They're your basic dungeon delvers and skeleton slaye...
Chosen Ones, Part 12
Contributed by Lukas
It's the day of the fighting championship, and Lawry chooses not to play things straight, to put it bluntly.
Dungeon Men, Part 6
Contributed by Lukas
Rutherford has a proposal for the team, but unfortunately he's a bit more familiar with dealmaking than our heroes. To start with, they're already wil...
Dungeon Men, Part 14
Contributed by Lukas
There's nothing like a pizza to get someone to admit that they're following in an unsettling and yet legal fashion. And while using a pizza as a weapo...
Dungeon Men, Part 17
Contributed by Lukas
Extracting information from captive colleagues can be a complicated process, but the whole thing gets a lot easier when they aren't paid nearly enough...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 11
Contributed by Lukas
The real depth of a super power is determined by the creativity and the wit behind it. No superman is all that difficult to overcome if he always does...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 31
Contributed by Lukas
With the ground falling out from beneath Paul's feet at Unstoppable Industries, he needs to start building up his own system that he has control over....
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 43
14 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
To be a villain, you have to be a little insane. The exact quantity and depth of the insanity varies, but if you aren't willing to put on a cape and s...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 42
28 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Though we elevate the warriors and sing about the battles, behind every great action is a matter of logistics. Feeding your organization, housing it, ...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 41
24 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The exact point at which something becomes "evil" or "villainous" is quite hard to define. There's generally a feeling, however. It's the point at whi...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 40
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes a meeting could have been an e-mail, but some meetings make so much sense you can't complain about them. If your office building got attacke...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 39
31 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Running an organization requires putting out a lot of fires, and a criminal organization still takes leadership. The problem is, a criminal organizati...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 38
24 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In the midst of Freeze Frame's incompetence, it's sometimes easy to forget that he was hired on to Unstoppable Industries for a reason, and that he's ...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 37
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's amazing what uncertainty at the helm can do to slow down anything, especially in an emergency sitaution. Time is of the essence to save Flux's mo...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 36
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Being a super villain is really all about the persona. You can be a complex person, but if at any time there's an opportunity to really stick to somet...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 35
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Normally no criminal organization would want to blow up a tower full of super heroes, so the idea of getting inside a gang by doing such a thing would...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 34
27 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If Kimon is going to attack Unstoppable HQ, it's going to require a distraction of some sort, but it'd be a wasted opportunity to send a message if th...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 33
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All the players are now waiting on paperwork and schemes, and it so happens the business end of the things gets done first. McDonnel arrives at Unstop...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 32
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As it's become clear that the members of Unstoppable Industries can no longer trust one another, secret plots are now emerging to gain control of and ...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 30
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The future is coming, and everyone has to get ready because it can't be stopped. It doesn't matter what it means anymore, or who it's good for. The fu...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 29
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In spite of a clear betrayal, the information Unstoppable Industries has on the criminal world and what law enforcement is doing about it is simply to...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 28
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kimon makes the choice to get back in contact with Unstoppable Industries, but first by calling Flux as a means of feeling out his reaction. Consideri...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 27
18 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The crew goes on "The Show That Airs At Night" to talk to Denny Bluthers about recent events, bringing along with them a fake Kimon who sounds convinc...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 26
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's now Freeze Frame and Flux in the spotlight without any help from Kimon. In spite of however they may have felt about Kimon, he had a way of drivi...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 25
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Overconfidence is an insidious killer. If you assume your enemies can't ever overcome your position, you might be proven dramatically wrong, especiall...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 24
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The pieces have fallen into place and Kimon is finally getting what he wants. Unstoppable Industries is one again on the case of Mercury, and this tim...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 23
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kelvin is now in Kimon's hands, and the plan has a certain appearance of reaching its conclusion, but the truth is that an act like this doesn't reall...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 22
30 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's nothing like a well-executed plan! It helps a lot towards success when an idea is so audacious you'd have to be an idiot to try, because nobod...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 21
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's a saying that if you know yourself and know your enemy, you will never know defeat. With all the pieces in place and nothing left to chance, K...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 20
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As Kimon gets all his ducks in a row and gets ready to carry out his big crime, back in the real world, Elvis and Lawry are getting kind of antsy as p...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 19
12 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If it were easy to rob a man with bottomless resources to steal, it'd happen all the time! Even with superpowers, it's not something you just do overn...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 18
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Freeze Frame scores a huge victory for the team by getting lifetime access to a box suite at the local baseball stadium! It may not be fighting crime,...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 17
29 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
When a guy needs help, the only sensible thing is to ask for it. Not from the people who are creating the problems, though. Clearly the correct answer...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 16
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You can't tell a man like Kimon that he can't go do something if it's important to him. He'll find a way, or do it in secret, and is good at that. You...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 15
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Worse than being talked about is not being talked about, but when it comes to bad news, you can't always get away from it. What you can do, however, i...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 14
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There is a simple rule in any conflict-related role: there is no safe way to apply force. Any act of violence can have unintended consequences, or be ...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 13
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Interrogation is an unusual art, and it's not something that's easily done in a vacuum. It requires already knowing some answers, being careful not to...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 12
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In many events that deal with the law, self-incrimination can be a leading cause for arrest. For example, it's not rare for someone to discus how much...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 10
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Any kind of breaking-and-entering, even if it's technically legal, is going to be fraught with perils. It's something that requires being in and out w...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 9
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you can run faster than a speeding bullet, then you can bet society is going to insist that you follow a lot of rules about when and where you can ...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 8
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You can't just wait for crime to happen and then go punch it down. If any crime of that caliber happened off, no city would survive. Instead, there's ...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 7
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good police work is rarely done from the barrel of a gun - that sort of thing is for emergencies. Ergo, good super hero work follows the same rules. J...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 6
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Unstoppable Industries moves to officially declare a new head of the superhero field crew, and naturally it's politics from top to bottom. Freeze Fram...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 5
08 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The team signs on with the government to learn what they can about the weapon which ends all super heroes, and it provides an important lead on who th...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 4
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Even with Captain Momentum lost to the world, villainy and crime still happens, and it's up to the Unstoppable Force to intervene. Unfortunately, with...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 3
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grieving comes in steps, so they say, but it also takes various forms and elevates certain priorities above others. When the death of a friend occurs ...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 2
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every man is mortal, and no man is truly an unstoppable force. Whether by old age, a secret weakness, or the copyright expiring on their public appear...
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 1
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Unstoppable Industries! Home of the Unstoppable Force, one of the most famed and respected superhero teams in the United States. Headquarte...
Dungeon Men, Part 35
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes have had things a little too easy for a little too long, and that's in spite of all the hardships! At some point, all of this meddling in t...
Dungeon Men, Part 34
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's an old story about a kung fu master who teaches his student 99 techniques, but he keeps the hundredth technique a secret so that he can defeat...
Dungeon Men, Part 33
05 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
When the chips are down and you've been in the dark for too long, sometimes all it takes is a malign, obviously self-interested dragon woman to help g...
Dungeon Men, Part 32
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Though dragons were thought to be largely extinct, it's very hard to prove a negative. How would you go about proving there are no dragons? By not mee...
Dungeon Men, Part 31
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Navigation is easiest when you know where you're going and you have a clear idea of where you've been. That's why the woods can be so dangerous if you...
Dungeon Men, Part 30
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The nicest thing about making an escape through a tunnel network designed to facilitate an escape is that the whole process works pretty effectively! ...
Dungeon Men, Part 29
30 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Having built up a fair amount of social credit, it's now time to cash in everything and see where it gets the team! A person can only spend that credi...
Dungeon Men, Part 28
24 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The pieces for the grand escape are falling into place! More or less. Every key the team needs to get out of there exists, and there's a way to grab i...
Dungeon Men, Part 27
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The heads are mostly accounted for and it's now clear a jail break is the only way to get everyone out with their good health! But now the big questio...
Dungeon Men, Part 26
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are two other cat people in the Dark Bottoms, and they've been here for quite a long while. Long enough to be Paul's parents, in fact. But are t...
Dungeon Men, Part 25
27 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Paul has a natural proclivity towards following the rules and respecting a heriarchy, so faking it as a guard in a foreign land is easy when they all ...
Dungeon Men, Part 24
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When impersonating a powerful or succesful person, there's one basic rule to follow: even if you don't know what's going on, always pretend you do. Th...
Dungeon Men, Part 23
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's never a great feeling to get sucker-punched, but when the entire party gets clobbered before they can do anything, the upshot is that nobody ever...
Dungeon Men, Part 22
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It'd be a big deal if Lawry can simply turn off any magical effect by yelling at it, with far reaching consequences for all of society if Lawry had a ...
Dungeon Men, Part 21
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The party has become so well noticed by the city's higher-ups, that those higher-ups are beginning to wonder, with some agitation, why they keep heari...
Dungeon Men, Part 20
07 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With his friends in bad shape, the only one left to get around is Paul, who's got quite a few feelings and concerns about recent developments. A lot o...
Dungeon Men, Part 19
31 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The part has dragged one of the city's largest players into the fray! However, a big player doesn't like being called on to make small plays, so the p...
Dungeon Men, Part 18
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When you're surrounded by mystery and intrigue, the quickest way to cut to the heart of the matter is to walk up to the whatever organization it is th...
Dungeon Men, Part 16
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A lawyer is a great way to stay out of trouble with the law, unless that lawyer is hiring you specifically to do crimes. In that case, you should real...
Dungeon Men, Part 15
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cheri Deckard is a professional, but she's also fundamentally self-employed and lacking in any specific industry standards. It's good thing for the pa...
Dungeon Men, Part 13
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Once you've angered the wrong people, sometimes just talking a walk out of the hosue can attract the wrong sorts of attention. Naturally, the one weak...
Dungeon Men, Part 12
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Elvis returns home to visit his family, and while they aren't exactly the shining definition of helpful, they do have a certain amount of knowledge ab...
Dungeon Men, Part 11
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are a few ways out of jail. Sometimes, just doing nothing at all is the fastest way out, provided you can afford a good lawyer to figure it out ...
Dungeon Men, Part 10
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The trick to any successful plan is to ensure that it has the fewest possible number of steps. Or, failing at that initial step of good planning, to s...
Dungeon Men, Part 9
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rutherford promises everything can be cleared up within a mere twenty-four hours. There may be a lesson here about things that sound to good to be tru...
Dungeon Men, Part 8
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What you want is rarely what you get, especially when it comes to experiments. Unfortunately, this was bound the be the only result Rutherford was lia...
Dungeon Men, Part 7
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Not everyone knows about the most important cultural staples of Dungeon City. In particular, Gerald the Dog, a comic character who as it turns out has...
Dungeon Men, Part 5
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If money attracts anything, it's bureaucracy, and the Adventuring Guild has that in spades. There's rules, regulations, fees, and a wait list to get i...
Dungeon Men, Part 4
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's nothing quite like a religious organization to get you questioning everything you know about life. Or is that not how it's supposed to work? I...
Dungeon Men, Part 3
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dungeons are thought by some to be a very controlled experience where small, discreet units of bad guys assemble to be slaughtered wholesale. But in t...
Dungeon Men, Part 2
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lawry resovles to take Elvis into a dungeon, but the whole process is ridden with bureaucracy and red tape. That means the only way is to go in unoffi...
Dungeon Men, Part 1
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dungeon City is a place where you barely scrape by if you're willing to go underground and bonk skeletons with a hammer. More of them will appear late...
Chosen Ones, Part 21
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final showdown! But what needs to happen? Who lives, who dies? Some questions are a bit too big for simple men, and when it comes to issues o...
Chosen Ones, Part 20
27 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The most threatening stories involve a little bit of ambiguity. When something can be anything, there's the possibility it's the worst possible thing....
Chosen Ones, Part 19
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With the bait set and trap laid, all our team has to do is return home! It's as as simple as that, and everything would work itself out once Bingle ch...
Chosen Ones, Part 18
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
They say a leopard can't change its spots, but the upside to this being the truth with certain people is that you predict how they'll react to some th...
Chosen Ones, Part 17
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Zubo and Ibo, as it turns out, are theater fools in a somewhat desperate situation. However, just they're desperate, doesn't mean they're stupid, and ...
Chosen Ones, Part 16
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The team should have seen Elvis's rampage coming. A guy who stays so happy lucky on a mission of kidnapping and deception can't be all there in the he...
Chosen Ones, Part 15
10 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elvis is not ready to let his current disguise go, but to make something of it, he is willing to go rather extreme lengths while dragging his compatri...
Chosen Ones, Part 14
26 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The very universe seems set against the party in their goals of kidnapping Bingle, but on the upside at least they have funding and, normally, a lot o...
Chosen Ones, Part 13
18 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Having successfully failed, now the party has to clinch their victory and nab Bingle. The problem is, they haven't really thought that far, and Lawry ...
Chosen Ones, Part 11
28 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the day of the fighting championship, and Lawry chooses not to play things straight, to put it bluntly.
Chosen Ones, Part 10
15 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Earth Kingdom's fighting champion is a sure way to impress Bingle, but it unfortuantely also tends to draw the attention of the criminal establish...
Chosen Ones, Part 9
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When it's clear he can't stay in his old home, Bingle strikes south towards the Earth Nation, where as it turns out, there's a veritable party of eart...
Chosen Ones, Part 8
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bingle retreats to his home territory, and our heroes learn a little more about Bingle's past. It's not a typical life story, and it's not a typical p...
Chosen Ones, Part 7
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Even the most well run public event has a few hitches to it the planning teams don't expect, but luckily those bumps along the road are secondary to t...
Chosen Ones, Part 6
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There must be a way a group of top government agents can capture a magical child, and the group conceives of a method absolutely nobody will see comin...
Chosen Ones, Part 5
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our heroes find themselves in an abandoned mining town where they're harassed throughout the night without much explanation. The enemy is clearly near...