What A Time To Be Alive

#428 Let Them Do It

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about soccer fans unplugging a refs video monitor, a tourist suing over salsa that was too spicy, ra...

#427 'Who Goes There?' Night

09 Mar 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how human brain cells learned to play the video game 'Doom', how the arena buzzer kept going at an...

#426 Sherbert Yudin

02 Mar 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a guy training his dog to dump trash illegally, German tourists who tried to create a floatin...

#425 Feeling Nugget Style

23 Feb 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how Italy's 'Lovers Arch' collapsed on Valentine's Day, why a guy brought a li...

#424 In Your Cups

16 Feb 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a home sold without the knowledge of the owner of the buyer, a Raisin Cane's facing evicti...

#423 Nice, Dude

09 Feb 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an Olympics ice skater who uses a 'Minions' remix as his on ice music, a guy who snuck...

#422 Famously Lethal (w/ Kenice Mobley)

02 Feb 2026

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Folks, Kenice Mobley joins us on this week's all new episode where we hear about a 430,00 year old stick that was found on Greece, how tourists w...

#421 Leg Data

26 Jan 2026

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an app to check in if you're dead or alive, a lab experiment that has lasted 100 years, a ...

#420 The Best of 2025

19 Jan 2026

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Folks, we're back with the best of 2025 and counting down some of the best moments of the pod from this past year including: Deciphering the plot ...

#419 Squeaky Hot Cakes (w/ Sam Evans)

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Sam Evans joins us on this week's all new ep where we hear about a guy who stole too much valor, an excavator in China who painted her rig...

#418 Respect.com (w/ Shaun Murphy)

05 Jan 2026

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Folks, Shaun Murphy joins us on this week's all new ep where we hear about a grumpy seal terrorizing a town, a battle over surfers riding river wa...

#417 The Essence Of Benadryl

29 Dec 2025

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Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about someone trying to bring their cat in the HOV lane, why garlic mouthwash is the best for bad breath,...

PATREON PREVIEW: #372 Here Comes the Net

25 Dec 2025

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Folks, we're releasing this week's Patreon bonus episode here on the main feed where we talk about an AI vending machine that went horribly wr...

#416 Butt, Ass, Etc.

22 Dec 2025

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Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about stressed out rats using cannabis to relax, a woman who was fired for continuously showing up early ...

#415 Nowadays!? (w/ Ben Hosley)

15 Dec 2025

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Folks, Ben Hosley from 'Blank Check' joins us on this week's episode we hear about how fruit from a cargo ship washed ashore in the UK, wh...

#414 Dinner at Noon

08 Dec 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a massive snail theft in France, a bear who attacked a chef while he was cooking ramen, how and why a ...

#413 Your Cauldron, Your Rules

24 Nov 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how an ancient soup was unearthed in China, why parmigiano reggiano has been signed by Hollywood talen...

#412 Stacking Piss

17 Nov 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about dolphins wearing sea sponges as hats to attract a mate, the carnivorous sea sponge found at the bottom...

#411 I Like The Sounds (w/ Ben Katzner)

10 Nov 2025

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Folks, Ben Katzner joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a dog that was mistaken for a lion in Ireland, why a skull was returned to ...

#410 Meetings Community

03 Nov 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how a newspaper spoke to a different Bill de Blasio for an interview, the South Korean lawmaker caught...

#409 Hot Bed

27 Oct 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a massive chair theft in Spain, a new study on why time seems to be moving faster, a wild bear that ma...

#408 Slim & The Boys

20 Oct 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about some very valuable baseball cards that were glued to a wooden chest, a man who claimed his positive m...

#407 Frog v. Toad

13 Oct 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why Canadian airlines are offering free booze on flights, the winner of America's best restroom, a...

#406 Kurger_Bing (w/ Charles Star)

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Charles Star joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a teenage NASA intern who discovered a new planet, why the old Burger King...

#405 Regular Style

29 Sep 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a shark bit wetsuit, a guy who jumped a drawbridge during a police chase, a woman who tried to scam pe...

#404 Most Bitey (w/ Mark Little)

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Mark Little joins us on this week's episode where we hear about how people cheated at a stone throwing competition in Scotland, why an emo...

#403 Array Of Dudes

15 Sep 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a rare bird laying an egg on a football field, a bear who ate too much and had to get a CT scan, parro...

#402 Bouncing Birds

08 Sep 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a dad who snuck his child into a waterpark at night, why you can't be fired for calling your boss ...

#401 Sepsis Party

01 Sep 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about a man was able to find his wife's wedding ring at the town dump, how an orgy dome collapsed ...

#400 Dead Guy’s iPad (w/ Jesse Farrar)

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Jesse Farrar joins us on this week's episode where we hear about holographic cops in South Korea, a Justin Bieber impersonator who fooled peopl...

#399.5 Honk On My Conch

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about how blowing a conch shell can help with sleep apnea, how jellyfish messed up a nuclear reactor, ...

#399 Baby Want Hospital

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about how wolves are being kept at bay using the rant from the movie 'Marriage Story', wild pi...

#398 Dinosaur Stu

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about the official status of Mario and Peach's relationship, how tomatoes mating with another plant led t...

#397 Turbobald

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about if dogs prefer certain tv shows, the influencer who unknowingly swam in sewage, the Indian man w...

#396 Hippo's Off The Board

21 Jul 2025

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Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about a dinosaur museum that found fossils under their parking lot, a tortoise who started a fire in a...

#395 Bubble or Squeak

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about some mysterious goo on a boat in Cleveland, a bad tourist who got roasted by other British peop...

#394 Double Layer Bust Out

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about a red panda hotel wake up call, why there are more microplastics in glass than we thought, a sex...

#393 Happening To Him

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about a Chinese bank offering customers free Lububu dolls, a worker suing her boss for harassing her with...

#392 Out of Buns

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about how NYC beaches are a hot dating spot for horseshoe crabs, why the proper way to eat a banana is...

#391 Cologne Surgery (Sorry Gamers)

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about scientists creating the worlds smallest violin, North Dakota finally installing flush toilets at histo...

#390 Goober Regardless (w/ Bryan from 'Guys')

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Murder Bryan from the 'Guys' podcast joins us on this week's episode where we hear about how Japan is trying to curb weird baby names, how two ...

#389 Doing John Q

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about some skeletons that were found in the walls of a church, a Judo paralympian who pretended to be blind...

#388 Gotta Do My Stuff

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a guy who bought a fake hard drive with weights, a lawyer who put a weird watermark on all of his lega...

#387 Gum Up The Works

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a truck full of dimes rolling over on a highway, a Korean cop who went without handcuffs for 12 year...

#386 Gets It In

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how the world's smallest otter's have been spotted again, a Virginia state flag that was banned for showin...

#385 Dog Medicine

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how a parrot got stuck in a tree, how scientists created a new color, a guy getting stuck in quicksand...

#384 Forum Bald Baby

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about miso that's fermented in space, how laughing gas may reduce depression. a man who had seven emotional sup...

#383 Saint Patrick 2

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a hormonal hawk attacking bald people, Tony's chocolate being recalled due to foreign objects in t...

#382 No Offense To God

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about the world's most expensive dog, a soccer team's moment of silence for a player who was still alive, ...

#381 Feed My Dawg (w/ Kevin McCaffrey)

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Kevin McCaffrey joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a fish doorbell live stream that is a hit in Denmark, why crocodiles ar...

#380 Forged BBL (w/ Jordan Doll)

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Jordan Doll  joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a thief swallowing stolen diamonds, scientists making cyborg cockroache...

#379 Aerial Silks

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about A Paddington bear statue that was stolen, how many people pee in the shower and why, why scientists wa...

#378 Gentleman Style

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a blow up doll related fire, how to treat horse depression, sneaking into a funeral home for free food...

#377 Scent Concept

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a cat that delayed a flight for two days, how researchers discovered the scent of mummies, how the twi...

#376 More Gate Lice

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a bounty for a lot of escaped salmon, a bill to post the real start times for movies, a Japanese company ...

#375 Shrimp Tunes (w/ James Hamilton)

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, James Hamilton joins us on this week's episode where we hear about beavers building a $900k dam, a judge resigning for saying all defendant...

#374 Could Have Been Evil (w/ Yedoye Travis)

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Yedoye Travis joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a villain you can hire to be tough in front of, an elderly Japanese burg...

#373 The Best of 2024

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we put together some of our favorite moments from 2024 including, baked bings, our new app idea 'Subway Slobs', the Big Bopper having p...

#372 Crow Likely (w/ Andrew Rosas)

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we welcome back Andrew Rosas on this week's episode where we hear about weird balls that appeared on Australian beaches, why people are we...

#371 It's Basically School

13 Jan 2025

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If you'd like to donate to California wildfire relief, here's some links and a list of mutual aid groups in Los Angeles: https://www.gofundme.com/f/w...

#370 Sleeping Cream

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how thousands fell for a fake fireworks show, why people are being ticketed due to the Star Trek vanity pl...

#369 How Move Horse

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about chess master Magnus Carlson getting kicked out of a tournament for wearing jeans, how a woman woke up with...

#368 Stove Password

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a people laundering money through Pokemon cards, China spying on people through air fryers, a mistaken yea...

#367 Reassuring The Hoes

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a dog fugitive in New Orleans that can't be caught, a bus driver in Italy who was caught partying while on...

#366 Smurf Meat

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about whales wearing salmon as a hat, a woman who hid in the bathroom after sneaking onto a plane, fraud in the...

Patreon Preview: #297 Cybertruck Owners Deep Dive

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we're off this week but check out a Patreon episode from this year where we do a deep dive into the rich world of the Cybertruck owners forum ...

#365 Dat Boi I.P.A. (w/ David Roth)

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Defector's David Roth returns on this week's episode where we hear about a man surrendering 1,000 rats at an animal shelter, how 132 hamsters...

#364 Goot Loader

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how hundreds of stuffed animals were found in the wall of a home, the six words that hackers search for to...

#363 Blue Acorn

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about an 18 story toilet explosion in Moscow, why older birds don't make new friends, why New Zealand is getting...

#362 Burger Bishop

04 Nov 2024

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a bat at a zoo that hid in someone’s jacket, how a council of clams get to decide who gets water in Pol...

#361 The Rise Of Eli

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a pet cockatoo that lived in a grocery store for a month, A New Zealand airport that limits hugging in air...

#360 The Observers (w/ Carey O'Donnell)

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Carey O'Donnell joins on this week's episode where we hear about the dog that climbed to the top of the pyramids, Russell Brand selling a heal...

#359 The Jarer (w/ Jeremy Kaplowitz)

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Jeremy Kaplowitz joins on this week's episode where we hear about why a woman was rejected from a job 48 years later, why King Charles is afrai...

#358 Pam Mode

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why a large baby statue is freaking people out in England, how Will Smith shut the Men in Black set down w...

#357 We're Turkey Brothers

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why the New York Times is proclaiming Strega Nona September, the 5D memory crystal that can allegedly stor...

#356 No Day At The Picnic

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how the governor forgot his ID in Pennsylvania and couldn't buy booze, how squirrels took over a t...

#355 Halloumi's Crimes (w/ Jason Sheridan)

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Jason Sheridan of 'Podcast The Ride' fame joins us on this week's episode where we hear about people paying for mule runners on the...

#354 Caveman's Cough

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how scientists gave a mushroom a robot roby, the couple that was banned from Disney's Club 33, the...

#353 Shambling Around

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how two men damaged an ancient rock formation, a bald eagle that was too fat too fly, why you shouldn&...

#352 Ration Your Goo

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a woman who was arrested after attending a Macklemore concert, a burglar who stopped mid robbery to r...

#351 Sit There And Take It

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the $23 Sabrina Carpenter smoothie, a mass congregation of honking Waymo cars, a roman sarcophagus tha...

#350 Worldwide Experts (w/ J.P. McDade)

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, J.P. McDade joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a LEGO trafficking ring, all black clothes being banned at a Texas school, ...

#349 Cigarette Clothes

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the olympian from Italy with a parmesan sponsorship, why an airline is not longer serving instant rame...

#348 It's Barf Now

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why boneless wings are allowed to have bones, how a broken salsa jar led to $20k in damages at a pool,...

#347 E.T. Au Jus

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about South Korean airport authorities cracking down on everything bagel seasoning, a meteor that caused a l...

#346 Uncle Man

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about scientists breeding the most human mice yet, why people keep hacking the KFC website for deals, a llam...

#345 Boss Bébé (w/ Dan Yang)

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Dan Yang joins us on this week's episode we hear about a Tour de France rider was fined for kissing his wife, the missing French excalibur ...

#344 Touch The Flaps

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a lawsuit over giving the bird to a cop, how a lost civilization's alphabet was found on a social...

#343 Oops! All Dogs

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we're off this week to attend Patty's wedding but we've compiled our favorite dog related stories from the podcast with appearances...

#342 Hot Dog Plate (w/ Carolyn Page)

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Carolyn Page joins us on this week's episode we hear about how a guy accidentally purchased Chinese military secrets. the twenty three sets...

#341 Neptune's Pleasure

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why it's rat guy summer, China being caught having a fake waterfall, people getting clean by swimm...

#340 Bopped In The Peugeot

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a woman who shops in her sleep, the french mayor under fire for going to a fortune teller, the hole di...

#339 Lyle Detected

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about some postmen that were caught racing, robots that shoot tequila, a 70 year old flamingo that laid an e...

#338 The Pope's Tomb

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about what the vatican considers to be supernatural, a man's fake one star reviews against a restaurant ...

#337 R.I.P. In Advance

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a '666' winning lottery number, why the T Rex was as smart as a crocodile, why a vegan croissa...

#336 That's Medicine A Little Bit

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a priest that spent $40k on Candy Crush, Dave & Buster's allowing gambling, a human jawbone found imbedded...

#335 Nice Sheen (w/ Josh Gondelman)

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Josh Gondelman joins us on this week's episode where we hear about an AI priest gone bad, a city in Japan that lost everyones personal data...

#334 Atlantis’ Finest Jeweler

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about Travis Kelce losing his Super Bowl ring in a vat of chilli, an NBA player winning everyone free Chick-fil-...

#333 Date Based Item

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about eye injuries caused by the eclipse, $800k being stolen from a comedy festival, a museum worker who hun...

#332 Show Your Hairline (w/ Lizzy Cassidy)

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Lizzy Cassidy joins us on this week's episode we hear about the guy who was getting a vasectomy during the NYC earthquake, a guy who didn&#...