What A Time To Be Alive
Episodes
#331 Cwime
01 Apr 2024
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a house that was full of mushrooms, if english is just mispronounced french, the government fighting g...
#330 It's Us Now
25 Mar 2024
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the first documented evidence of whales having sex, the government demanding fixable ice cream machin...
#329 Mr. Mushroom
18 Mar 2024
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a man who threw a bunch of coins in a plane engine, a truck full of bobbleheads that was stolen, why ...
#328 Hats & Haircuts
11 Mar 2024
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a guy who brought a horse into the fifth floor apartment, why KIA cars are very easy to steal, a retir...
#327 Mrs. Job (w/ Courtney Maginnis & Casey James Salengo)
04 Mar 2024
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Folks, Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo join us on this week's episode we hear about a horse that's best friends with a sheep, Wendy&...
#326 Funny In Post
26 Feb 2024
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about sushi delivery drones ruining a mountain community, how a forged reptile fossil was forged, a guy wh...
#325 Put Me In The Vat
19 Feb 2024
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about an AI JAck the Ripper might look like, a man's phone number being accidentally included on poster...
#324 Coleslaw Quest (w/ Jordan Morris)
12 Feb 2024
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Folks, Jordan Morris joins us on this week's episode where we hear about. 285 year old lemon, the steroid Olympics, why blue whales have been mati...
#323 Derails My Life
05 Feb 2024
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about an AI clock that lies about what time it is, a donkey being given soda for health reasons, the San ...
#322 No Known Predators
29 Jan 2024
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about Stanley cups having lead in them, a marathon runner disqualified for smoking, a Doordash order that ...
#321 The Freaks Have Won
21 Jan 2024
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about Reese Witherspoon being criticized for eating snow, why the Kum & Go gas station is changing his name,...
#320 Pop A Tootsie
15 Jan 2024
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how Amazon companies are using AI generated nonsensical product names, how a state GOP rep was caught post...
#319 Poo Poo Poo Loans (w/ Tommy McNamara)
08 Jan 2024
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Folks, Tommy McNamara joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a dog that ate $4k in cash, why potatoes may not be a vegetable after al...
#318 Esoteric Insult
01 Jan 2024
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a flight to the Bahamas that mistakenly went to Boston, a body butter that attracts spiders, a child...
#317 The Best of 2023
25 Dec 2023
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Folks, we put together some of our favorite moments of 2023 including: roasting Kath's stinky tea, getting a surgery to look like Krang surgery, w...
#316 Bee-ing Cool
18 Dec 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about British people demanding bad carbonara, a giant seal who held up traffic, a guy who blew up his apartm...
#315 Experience of Milk
17 Dec 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about tourists who sunk a gondola in Venice, a woman who was billed $600k thanks to a QR code error, a guy ...
#314 Grandpa Strength
10 Dec 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how a hacking campaign mess up up people's Spotify wrapped, how feral goldfish are menacing the g...
#313 Cold Goop
02 Dec 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a woman who received over a hundred mystery packages, a dog who threw up in a courtroom, "witch b...
#312 Toasted My Haunches
20 Nov 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why the day after thanksgiving is known as 'Brown Friday', why an AI girlfriend service was s...
#311 Release The Chaff (w/ Kevin Banner)
13 Nov 2023
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Folks, Kevin Banner joins us on this week's ep where we hear about jewel thief who got stuck in a vault, why you can now microwave cup noodles, ...
#310 How Do?
06 Nov 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about green underground slime in NYC, a mummy that looks like Marge Simpson, ancient wine that was discove...
#309 Son's Rights Movement
30 Oct 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a mom kicking out her large Italian son's, a tortoise who ran away from home, a beer bong that was...
#308 Sully Situation
23 Oct 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a dog who faked being sick all the time, glitter being banned in the EU, a man who faked being a manne...
#307 Gremlin’s Bargain (w/ Gabe Mollica)
16 Oct 2023
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Folks, Gabe Mollica joins us on this week's episode to hear about an ancient scroll being read by A.I., a nightmare TV luxury home prize, why a woman ...
#306 Earth Devil
09 Oct 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a husband who built a beach rock sculpture, thieves trying to steal an Uber delivery robot, British co...
#305 Explain The Chain
02 Oct 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a farting dog on an airplane, some drunk people who decided to manage a La Quinta hotel, a guy who got...
#304 Hot Bar Genius
25 Sep 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear a woman named Barbara Oppenheimer, if fake meat is halal & kosher, beer kegs that were installed in a ch...
#303 McDonald's Potion Bar (w/ Bobby Condon)
18 Sep 2023
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Folks, Bobby Condon returns on this week's episode where we hear about an ingredient in cough medicine that doesn't really work, why McDonald...
#302 DNA Damage
11 Sep 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a mysterious god orb from the ocean, how NASA may have accidentally killed some Martians years ago, v...
#301 Turn Stage Left
04 Sep 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode about illegal backyard volleyball gambling, a two hundred year old time capsule, radioactive Chernobyl pigs, a Korea...
#300 Apex Grain (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)
28 Aug 2023
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Folks, Paul F. Tompkins joins us on our 300th episode to hear about fake parmesan cheese being sold in Italy, a snake that was found in a basket at T...
#299 Dumb Junk
21 Aug 2023
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a wine being illegally fermented in the ocean, a mystery creature that caused a power outage, why you shou...
#298 Recycle Moi
14 Aug 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about 'Cotton Eyed Joe' being played during a tennis match, peacocks getting vasectomies, people bei...
#297 Glad We Know
07 Aug 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the discovery of the biggest animal ever, the world record for most walnuts smashed with someone's...
#296 Edward 40 Fins
31 Jul 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a guy finding $50k worth of whale vomit, why 10kg of hair was found in the walls of a house, a woman w...
#295 Please, No Survival (w/ Joe Kwaczala)
24 Jul 2023
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Folks, Joe Kwaczala joins us on this week's episode to hear about a sea otter stealing surf boards, a man who purposely clogged women's toi...
#294 Uh Oh Button
10 Jul 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about Wimbledon banning sex in their quiet room, a guy who carved his name into the Roman Colosseum, a judge...
#293 America's Last Car Phone
03 Jul 2023
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how a grenade was dropped off at Goodwill, a normal guy who entered the NBA draft, a mystery dog who may or...
#292 My Exercises (w/ Kate Willett)
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Kate Willett joins on this week's episode where we hear about Ina Garten's Facebook being hacked, an old viking ruin that was found in ...
#291 Solid Gold Homies (w/ Mike Scollins)
19 Jun 2023
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Folks, Mike Scollins joins us on this week's episode where we hear about the Jekyll & Hyde restaurants PPP fraud, a house that keeps getting h...
#290 Hay Adjacent
12 Jun 2023
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Folks, on this week's out we hear about a royal guard passing out during a musical performance, a bear that swam ashore on a Florida beach, Conor ...
#289 Ethnic Medicine (w/ Kenice Mobley)
05 Jun 2023
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Folks, Kenice Mobley joins us on this week's episode where we hear about Transformers statues in a Washington D.C. neighborhood, why scientists ar...
#288 Doing A Big Night
29 May 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a lady making a $500 salad during a break in, why a man drove a back hoe to the airport, the CDC sayi...
#287 Chekhov's Guy (w/ Dan Wilbur)
22 May 2023
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Folks, Dan Wilbur joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a senior prank school swap gone wrong, new food delivery robots at Wendy'...
#286 - Eating It Loose (w/ Jamie Loftus)
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Jamie Loftus joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a motorcycle that runs on beer, a giant molasses spill, activist penis gr...
#285 Sparka Nota
08 May 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about brawling goats that were arrested, the closing of Christmas Tree Shops, thieves who only stole right ...
#284 Doctor Dictionary (w/ Django Gold)
01 May 2023
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Folks, Django Gold joins us on this week's episode where we hear about an ancient liquid spewing from the ocean floor, why the awful Pinkertons go...
#283 Tiniest Digital Soldiers (w/ Dan Yang)
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Dan Yang is back on this week's episode where why a lot of Miller High Life was destroyed by the Dutch government, why a panda was given th...
#282 Stye King Of Brooklyn (w/ Luke Mones)
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Luke Mones is back on this week's episode where we hear about a guy who had a plane all to himself, why sandwiches cost so much at the airp...
#281 My Little Area
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's episode we hear what chemical is in Easter Peeps treats, why mummies in Mexico are infecting the living, why a bald eagle i...
#280 Wide Foot Pleasers
03 Apr 2023
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a criminal who stole a pair of shoes while being chased, why Joe Biden didn't get to meet another K-Pop...
#279 Corn Town USA (w/ Tom Thakkar)
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Tom Thakkar is back on this week's episode where we hear about a guy who gave a cop a 'Get Out of Jail Free Card', an Owl who got s...
#278 Chicken Opinions (w/ Courtney Maginnis)
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Courtney Maginnis is back on this week's episode where we hear about a Buffalo Wild Wings boneless wings lawsuit, a beloved teachers M&...
#277 Claw Foot Warshtub
13 Mar 2023
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Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about bad bear escape advice, a controversial vanity license plate, why Chuck E. Cheese animatronic robots st...
#276 Wrong Mississippi
06 Mar 2023
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how a entire class of British students had their passports mysteriously destroyed, how a mafia guy escaped jail...
#275 Roy Rogers Rating
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a fake quote attributed to Ed Harris, a fan at an NBA game who ate a lot of chicken nuggets, how former NF...
#274 Touch Tanks (w/ Alex Ptak)
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Alex Ptak joins us on this week's ep where we hear about an the lost zoo owl of NYC, how a sick man developed a mysterious Irish accent, h...
#273 Nepo Baby Green Juice
13 Feb 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about an unfortunate McDonald's sign near a crematorium, how woodpeckers filled the walls of a house with acorns...
#272 Shabbat Shalerm (w/ Gareth Reynolds)
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Gareth Reynolds joins us on this week's ep to hear about a Chick-fil-A that is too popular, how the Apple Watch rescue feature is accidentally ...
#271 Not Legal Advice
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's ep we hear about why Fireball whiskey isn't actual whiskey, how a man was fined for being in a McDonald's for too long, the Flor...
#270 Sh*tty Carl Sagan (w/ Ben Hosley)
24 Jan 2023
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Folks, Ben Hosley (Blank Check, Congratulations) joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a fish who committed credit card fraud, a do...
#269 Billy Joel Pit
16 Jan 2023
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a 95 year old man's Dunkin' Donuts birthday ceremony, the scary VR anxiety treatment, how a pigeon was cau...
#268 Dinocini
09 Jan 2023
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Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about some burglars who called 911 on themselves, how too much melted butter shut down a factory, how scienti...
#267 r/bloomers
03 Jan 2023
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Folks, we kick off the new year with a new episode where we hear about an annoying lawsuit over the movie 'Yesterday', a dog who ate an Elf on the She...
#266 The Best of 2022
26 Dec 2022
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Folks, we put together some of our best moments of 2022 including the controversy surrounding Dobby's grave, the vampire doctor Morbius, Austin Powers...
#265 Let's Goo (w/ Tommy McNamara)
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Tommy McNamara is back on this week's episode where we hear about a giant fruit loop you can buy, scientists making a weed/cocaine plant, Kirst...
#264 A Final Crank
12 Dec 2022
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Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about how twins beat accusations of cheating on a medical school test, how scientists found danc...
#263 Bird Warden
05 Dec 2022
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a World Cup player still has his mom make his bed, a new lick-able video game for dogs, the scandal surrounding...
#262: All Gravy Thanksgiving
28 Nov 2022
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the Smokey Bear ballOon at the Macy's Thanksgiving parade turned people on, the giant goldfish that was ca...
#261 Gummy Eddie Barzoon (w/ Mac Blake)
21 Nov 2022
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Folks, Mac Blake joins us on this week's episode where we hear about Coor's new nail polish, how a man found a giant check made out to Haribo Gum...
#260 Rough Shape
14 Nov 2022
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how UPS lost a bunch of SAT tests, the secret to a 101 year old woman's long life, the new robot shoes that mak...
#259 All the Feathers (w/ Andrew Rosas)
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Andrew Rosas joins us on this week's episode where we hear about the first female crash test dummies, the Jackdaw bird terrorizing a British to...
#258 Just Shellfish Things (w/ Tommy McNamara)
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Tommy McNamara joins us on this week's episode we hear about the best dead body actor on Tik Tok, a multi course tasting menu for dogs, the dem...
#257 Jazz Gland
24 Oct 2022
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a woman causing a rat infestation with bird seed, a Japanese man who crashed his car into an old toilet, t...
#256 Dodo Tendies
17 Oct 2022
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about the horse mascot that pooped on a football field, the goose that landed on the field during a playoff game, how...
#255 Barfkathlete
10 Oct 2022
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about the giant new type of bassoon one man invented, why an NFL player was carted off the field so he could poop, th...
Patreon Preview: #217 Savory Individual
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're off this week but check out last week's full Patreon episode for free instead. We hear about how one man is hoarding the contents of an o...
#254 Hurling Section
26 Sep 2022
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how an alligator got in a pool's lazy river, why you need to stop dropping your kids off at GameStop, the unfor...
#253 Intersize Friendship (w/ Dave Ross)
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Dave Ross joins us on this week's episode to hear about a coyote that got into a families bathroom, a food delivery robot that interrupted a cr...
#252 Daintiest Pilgrim
12 Sep 2022
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear why a man climbed on top of a pub in desperation, the escaped chimp who got caught in the rain, how the royal bees le...
#251 Ring My MP
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a lot of catfish that were stolen, how rabies vaccines are being air dropped to wild raccoons, the large a...
#250 World's Top Goon
29 Aug 2022
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a man who sailed a giant pumpkin down a river, how the guys from Britains famous 'the lads' meme received ...
#249 Habitual Bungler
22 Aug 2022
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a Pomeranian who took on a bear, the house cars can't stop crashing into, the controversy surrounding corn...
#248 Pazuzu Nicklesworth
15 Aug 2022
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about an overturned truck full of Bud Light, how a baseball player lost his phone mid base slide, how a guy hid ...
#247 Pallet of Bossypants (w/ Vanessa Gonzalez)
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the hilarious Vanessa Gonzalez joins us on this week's episode to hear about a mystery ice cream freezer that washed up on a beach, a new speci...
#246 Dirtbag Arts (w/ Andrew Orvedahl)
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Andrew Orvedahl joins us on this week's ep to hear about some pickpockets who stole a fake watch, how an expensive dog was stolen from a pet st...
#245 Reconsidering My Soups
25 Jul 2022
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a missing dog who won a ribbon at a dog show, the mystery surrounding the robot toddler from 'Twiilight', the c...
#244 Raw Cable (w/ Shalewa Sharpe)
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Shalewa Sharpe returns to the show this week to hear about a cat stuck in an airport, a guy who lost his phone in a volcano, a woman caught wri...
#243 Stay In The Shell
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, this week's ep is a bit of a mish mash as we combine 2/3 of a regular with 25 mins of our live show that we were able to record. That's kinda f...
#242 Land Of $10,000
04 Jul 2022
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about Delta's giant flight reimbursements, how a threesome started a huge brawl on a cruise, a Nigerian politician fa...
#241 Salt The Sensors (w/ Josh Gondelman)
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Josh Gondelman returns to the show this week to hear about how one woman cleaned up at the Virginia/Kentucky district fair, how a slug caused a...
#240 Shrek Deep Fake
20 Jun 2022
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Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a guy who tried to flee the country on a jet ski, the frog breeder on Tik Tok disrupting the Florida ecosystem,...
#239 Clutch Of Eggs
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's ep we hear what weird insult a British guy said to a judge in court, why you shouldn't fling a bird scooter down expensive Spani...
#238 Slimes & Slops
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about the Lion in China with gorgeous bangs, why you can lo longer have your Vegas wedding offic...
#237 Doll Steps
30 May 2022
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the possum that was caught in a Brooklyn dive bar, the man who is throwing 1,000 air punches in celebratio...
#236 Thinking Man's Keg Stand
23 May 2022
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a guy calling 911 too much, a kid who accidentally ordered 31 cheeseburgers, why scallops really love disc...
#235 Hot Slide
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about the world's most boring playground, why sea turtles have no idea where they're going, why ...
#234 What Are Batteries? (w/ Alison Leiby)
09 May 2022
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Folks, Alison Leiby returns to the show this week where we hear about a guy who did a drunken night mow on a neighbors lawn, why NASA is sending nudes...
#233 Luscious Homies
02 May 2022
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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how they're adding certain sensations to VR headsets, how many bears were found chilling under a vacation ...