What A Time To Be Alive

#232 In The Crucible

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about a pigeon that interrupted a championship snooker match, a woman who got stuck behind a cou...

#231 Bread Journey (w/ Anthony DeVito)

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Anthony DeVito joins us this week where we learn about the Japanese cafe that forces you to get work done, how an empty, driverle...

#230 Cosmic Boba

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a Japanese wrestler who refused to break kayfabe after saving a child, the controversy over the most cost effec...

#229 Lawnmower Juice

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we dive into the Morbius fever that is sweeping the nation while hearing about the teacher who's students started a GoFundMe ...

#228 Lore Dump (w/ Sam Evans)

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Sam Evans joins us on this week’s episode where we learn about an old guy who built an illegal pickle ball court, how scientist...

#227 Potato DNA

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about the new Chilean president being gifted a Squirtle from Japan, how a world record potato turned out to be a gour...

#226 Giveaway Fraud

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after hearing a story about the most bizarre comedy show hecklers ever, we hear about the guy who released a bat during a screening of 'The Bat...

#225 Hat Larfin (w/ Tom Thakkar)

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Tom Thakkar returns to the podcast where we learn where the horny little Venus of Willendorf statue was traced to, how a woman in the UK failed...

#224 Beetle Pleasure (w/ Alex Ptak)

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Alex Ptak joins us on this week's episode where we guess which Spiderman actor wore a fake padded ass, how Magpie's have learned how to remove ...

#223 Bozo Nabbed

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about a serial Tanuki statue thief, how an angry dad took out internet access for his entire neighborhood, ho...

#222 Try The Wedge

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we learn about the woman who won a vacation to her hometown, why German weasels love eating car parts, why 2016 Mazda's ...

#221 Back From The Brink

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we find out which beloved 80's character Javier Bardem had a crush on, why Build-A-Bear is offering a sexy option for th...

#220 Bopped In The Chevy (w/ Luke Mones)

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Luke Mones makes his triumphant return to the show where we learn why someone mailed a snowman to Florida, why a West Virginia politician showe...

#219 Nude Chips

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the crows taking over a California town, how a real 'Weekend at Bernie's' scheme was foiled, the expensive...

#218 Flim Flam Man

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why french dressing was just deregulated, how a badger found some very rare Roman coins, the anti COVID vaccin...

#217 The Bus Rider’s Promise

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we're back together again as we hear the scientific reason why dogs were given an MRI, the Tennessee poltician who tried to pants a ref at a hi...

#216 Dr. Jim P. Knutson (w/ Maggie Maye)

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Maggie Maye joins us on our first episode of 2022 where we hear about our first butter theft, the squirrel who injured eighteen people during a...

#215 The Best Of 2021

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we've compiled some out favorite moments from the pod once again (and some from Patreon) including someone being "held hossum", the influencer ...

#214 Dame Más Havelinas (w/ Bobby Condon)

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Bobby Condon joins us on this week's episode where we hear about why the mayor and city councilman of a town in Brazil had an MMA match, why fo...

#213 RE: The Slab

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we're joined by L.A. Eli this week to learn how a you can get workman's comp from a work from home fall in Germany, why Camel's are being given...

#212 Leave Me Out Of It (w/ Pat Sirois)

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Pat Sirois joins us on this week's ep where we hear about very different experiences of people getting snowed in, how envelopes o...

#211 Long Packet

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's post Thanksgiving ep we hear about Canada releasing their maple syrup reserves, a woman complaining about a speedy Aldi cashier,...

#210 Held Hossum

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a woman held hostage by a possum, why you shouldn't throw pretzels at opposing fans when you're married to...

#209 Renowned Car (w/ Christian Finnegan)

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Christian Finnegan joins us on this week's episode to learn about why a trampoline was found in the middle of the woods, why Tik ...

#208 Sick Of Blimpie's

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about an Instagram model who is too beautiful, a juror in the Elizabeth Holmes case who was caught playing Sudoku, ho...

#207 Brief Roll Around

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we hear a surgeon taking a substitute teacher nap, NFT nerds paying to touch a tungsten cube, how you can save money by eatin...

#206 Sue Your Mom (w/ Dan Licata)

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Dan Licata joins us on this week's episode to discuss what item we'd like to thrown into the Grand Canyon, why the UK might be pu...

#205 On Holiday In Hospital

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why you shouldn't call 911 just because you have to pee, a fun prank involving a shark tracker, why one man de...

#204 Bald Hat

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a 27,000 year old ancient toilet, how the details of a French military tank were divulged on an internet forum,...

#203 Beyhan, No!

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about why a record setting catfish catch was disqualified, Shakira being attacked by wild boars,...

#202 Shoving Acrylics (w/ Juila Claire)

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Julia Claire joins us on this week's ep as we hear about the start of Fat Bear Week 2021, how a new white paint could mean the en...

#201 Greek Punishments

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we investigate the phenomenon of overly hyper kids before hearing the nicknames featured in a mob bust, why cows were toilet trained by scienti...

#200 Capybara Madness

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how polar bears beat up walrus's in the wild, the priest who married a satanic author, the capybara's reclaimin...

#199 Two Big Mans

06 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we learn why cows were airlifted in Europe, an anti-Semitic mix up over a plane banner, why a cube of chicken meat went ...

#198 The Frankensode

30 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, due to a technical error we are starting this episode at #3, and to make it up to you, we're adding on this week's Patreon bonus episode onto t...

#197 Like A Gargoyle

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about the Rockies pitcher who heroically pitched through diarrhea, why a Canadian couple couple had pizza burgers at...

#196 Herbian Sermit

16 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we learn why an elderly, British tourist hated her trip to Spain, olympian Tom Daley's lovely knitting, the highway accident ...

#195 Burger Rage

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we've got exclusive Olympics coverage involving horses getting scared of sumo wrestlers, a massive chicken fat spill in Mississippi, why you ca...

#194 Jonathan Livingston Bean Goose (w/ Andrew Rosas)

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Andrew Rosas joins us on this week's episode to hear about the record set by a losing 'Jeopardy!' contestant, the upside down flying goose, why...

#193 Welcome To My Math (w/ Dan Yang)

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Dan Yang joins us on this week's ep as we learn about how you can destroy historical property by swerving to not hit a squirrel, ...

#192 Gator Water (w/ Jeremy Levick & Rajat Suresh)

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Jeremy Levick & Rajat Suresh join us on this week's episode to learn why jumping off abridge is a bad way to beat traffic, the goats assign...

#191 Double Income No Kids (w/ Dylan Gelula & Broti Gupta)

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Dylan Gelula & Broti Gupta from the 'Lecture Hall' podcast join us on this week's ep to get an update on the lost British walrus, some myst...

#190 Null Admin

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how a sex doll can be confused for a dead body, how one woman woke up to a negative bank account amount in the ...

#189 Driving Ankle

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why you shouldn't start a Subway-themed weed dispensary, why Stephen A. Smith doesn't like the Westminster dog...

#188 Elephant Drive By

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we talk about the dog who got a job after being yeeted out of a car, the U.K. man who is allowed to visit the pub while ...

#187 Dark Chrom (w/ Dave Weigel)

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Dave Weigel joins us on this week's episode where we learn about the terrifying, suspended, glass pool in London, why a porn link was placed in...

#186 Cheeseburger Jail (w/ Carolyn Page)

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Carolyn Page joins us on this week's episode to hear about a large amount of vibrators were stolen from a bar, a hedgehog without...

#185 Ruble Rate (w/ David Rees)

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Host of 'Election Profit Makers' & the creator of FXX's 'Dicktown', David Rees joins us on this week's episode to learn about Siberia's grave digg...

#184 Rat Rankings

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we find out how many pints each Brit must drink to save all their pubs, why Italians were offended by Elon Musk's Wario, why ...

#183 Barking Method

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after Kath takes over Eli's rant corner we talk about the Japanese town that spent it's stimulus money on a squid statue, the kid who bulk orde...

#182 Important Blood

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about an old hermit being kicked off an island, a beaver who kicked everyone off the internet, a mayor who wants his ...

#181 Threat Display (w/ Luke Mones)

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we conclude Better Show Month with a list of stories curated by show favorite Luke Mones. Including but not limited to: how a missing rented VH...

#180 Destination Bathroom (w/ Jason Concepcion)

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Better Show Month rolls along with Crooked Media’s Jason Concepcion as we hear about the Florida draw bridge jumper, Japan's fake girl motorcycle en...

#179 Kid Not Know Swim? (w/ Griffin Newman)

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Better Show Month continues with Griffin Newman, cohost of 'Blank Check with Griffin & David' as we talk about the demise of Yahoo! Answers...

#178 Baby Wig (w/ Katie Nolan)

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks we kick off Better Show Month with ESPN's Katie Nolan to hear about how a worm tornado in New Jersey may be affecting Katie personally, why Fren...

#177 Apophis Returns

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode, we hear about a little jockey who did a lot of cocaine, a local stop sign that nobody stops for, why one dog kept steal...

#176 Self SWAT

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a rich guy that can't stop crashing luxury cars, why people in Taiwan are changing their last name to 'salmon',...

#175 Reginald Footsucker

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this 'What A Time To Be Alive' we learn about the foot centric owners of a U.K. shoe store, how a cat on top of a train delayed everyone, th...

#174 Kilostrikes

08 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we learn why big tires will not get you out of a speeding ticket, why a sword will not net you a lot o...

#173 Hair vs. Fur

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we learn about a lost sheep that was in desperate need of a shearing, which celeb wax statues you can eat a steak dinner...

#172 Strega Nona Face

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after finding out what T.V. show is scaring Kath & Eli, we learn about how not to get the city to plow your street, the best disguise to ge...

#171 Ancient Bobo

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after giving it up for senior citizens we learn why one elderly man is very pissed off about his internet connection, the Koala that caused a m...

#170 Born With Haters

08 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we learn why you can't smuggle succulents into New Zealand, what Apple product a man swallowed while shoveling snow, by ...

#169 Alleged Allegations

01 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after learning who kidnapped Eli in a recent dream we learn about why Subway's tuna might not actually be tuna, why wombat poop is actually squ...

#168 Human: The Forbidden Meal

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's ep we learn what state is starting Bigfoot hunting season, a misunderstanding over some horny horse names, why one barbershop is...

#167 Cocktail Milk (w/ Avery Moore)

18 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Avery Moore joins us on this week's episode where we get an update on the hacked dick cage before learning about an ancient pig c...

#166 Catholic Staircase

11 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we recap the big man getting banned from Twitter, the hamster that braved a blizzard for some candy, wh...

#165 Dragon Ball Cooper

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we kick off the new year where nothing bad will happen by hearing about the kid who held a rave in his school's bathroom, the fast food restaur...

#164 The Best Of 2020

28 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we've compiled some of our favorite moments from the pod this year (and a couple from Patreon) including England's Bussy Bear mascot, the monke...

FREE Patreon Ep #96: Toilet For Virgins (w/ Stefan Heck)

25 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off the first week of BETTER SHOW MONTH with the hilarious Stefan Heck, to talk about our biggest bar orders, how big Shaq's toilet is, why th...

FREE Patreon Bonus Ep #99: Cookout In Progress (w/ Tom Scharpling)

25 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The hilarious Tom Scharpling joins us on the week's bonus ep as we close out BETTER SHOW MONTH by learning why one Philly resident was tricked into ea...

FREE Patreon Ep #98: Puberty 2 w/ Karen Kilgariff

25 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

BETTER SHOW MONTH just keeps getting better as the hilarious Karen Kilgariff joins sus as we discover how the French desperately need cigs during the ...

FREE Patreon Ep #97: Roughing Up The Suspect (w/ Jesse Farrar)

25 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We continue BETTER SHOW MONTH with the hilarious Jesse Farrar, to talk about the pizza delivery robot, how the wife of one town's mayor broke his quar...

#163 Cliff Guy (w/ Chris James)

21 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Chris James joins us on this week's episode where we learn why grasshoppers will not help you poop, one man's victory over his lo...

#162 Apex Ike (w/ Ike Barinholtz)

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Ike Barinholtz returns to the show where we learn about the wrong way to use an extension cord for Christmas lights, the latest i...

#161 Maximum Pleasure

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after Kath and Eli commiserate over 'The Mentalist', we learn about how government officials secret dumpling racket, a penis shaped ice asking ...

#160 Lad Mag Meetup

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after dealing with parental tech problems, we hear why you shouldn't do massive car burnouts indoors, the world's biggest fake ketamine bust, w...

#159 Virtual Shillelagh (w/ Tommy McNamara)

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, Tommy McNamara returns to the show where we learn about how one man became rich off of a crashed meteor, how an elderly Chicago man fought off ...

#158 Tinker Tailor Black Gay (w/ Jon Gabrus)

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the hilarious Jon Gabrus joins us on this week's episode where we learn about how a 25 ft. pine tree was stolen, why you shouldn't impersonate ...

#157 Dry vs. Wet (w/ J.P. McDade)

07 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The hilarious J.P. McDade returns to the show as be bask in Donald J. Trump's election defeat before learning about Japan's questionable politics-them...

#156 HOA's Mad

02 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we're still spooky on this week's episode where we learn about the extremes of Halloween decorations, the criminal catching lawn mower robot, w...

#155 Underground Trash Bank (w/ Luke Mones)

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Well, he's back folks. Luke Mones returns on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' as we learn about the ferris wheel you can work out of, the raccoon...

#154 Christian Software (w/ Bill Hanstock)

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Writer Bill Hanstock joins us on this week's spooky episode where we hear about the unnecessary censorship that took place in a museum, the race to tr...

#153 Orgy Of Influences (w/ John Cullen)

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The hilarious John Cullen joins us on this week's episode to recount too many Weird Al songs and learn about the goat who walks like a human, an attem...

#152 Kath's Move

03 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's episode we talk about some pertinent news events involving the novel Coronavirus before hearing about a man that dumps eels in P...

#151 House Chain

28 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after celebrating the announcement of #FatBearWeek, we learn about the great Oregon whale explosion is being commemorated, how a titan of indus...

#150 Baby's Gift

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after a hot debate about planet shapes, we hear how many anti-quarantine songs Van Morrison has written, the new soft drink that will put you t...

#149 Peckish Punter

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we hear about the fly that destroyed a French mans home, the latest in chicken nugget #fakenews, what ...

#148 In The Crypt

07 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, our dogs are barkin' this week as we hear about the alleged jet pack that invaded air space in L.A., a literal snakes on a plane scenario, the ...

#147 Definitive Dandy

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we hear about goats who took over a police car, the theft of a very peculiar painting, what a taxiderm...

#146 Autofellazione (w/ David Roth)

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The hilarious David Roth joins us on this week's episode as we learn about Dennis Quaid's similarly named cat, the lengths a woman took to sve her hus...

#145 Monkey Junkyard

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we learn how a fat guy in China got stuck in a well, why a London zoo is now home to the ugliest pigs ...

#144 Nude As Hell

10 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after reviewing the very nasty Facebook Marketplace, we take a look at what cannibal animal is on the loose, how you can own the contents of a ...

#143 Karaoke Prison

03 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, the soundboard is back as we hear about why a bar had to ban two emu's from it's premises, why you shouldn't plant mystery seeds that show up a...

#142 Three Big Car Guys (w/ Josh Gondelman)

27 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The hilarious Josh Gondelman returns to the show this week as we learn why a man pretended to haunt a cemetery, the mysterious deep blue hole off the ...

#141 Luscious Human Teeth

20 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after forcing open the chamber door to Eli's rant corner, we see why the U.S. is in the midst of a nut glut, how teens re using pandemic masks ...

#140 Witching Jar

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after diving into the Hollywood Reporters exposé on 'The Floor Is Lava' and revealing some new Patreon goals, we see what steps Japanese amuse...

#139 Button Duty

06 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, after discussing the honorable tradition of the hot dog eating contest, we learn why Vanilla Ice cancelled his concert in COVID-filled Texas, w...

#138 Monkey Zone

29 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we're here yet again as we learn why South Koreans are thrilled about green onion cereal, the sex-crazed macaques that continue to take over Th...

#137 Nature's Tear Gas

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn about 'Sloth Bot' and it's surveillance opportunities, why a man used his farts as a weapon aga...