What A Time To Be Alive
Episodes
#136 Treasure Finder
15 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a man being terrorized by unwanted pizza deliveries, the treasure chest found in the Colorado wilderness, ...
A Message From WATTBA
08 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
No episode this week, but here are the links we mentioned: PODCASTS TO CHECK OUT What’s Eating You https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/whats-eatin...
#135 Hog Techniques
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're hot off our successful reverse telethon as we learn about what marine creature pooped for the first time in two years, why a man broke in...
#134 Karth Barbadarbo
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn about how you can use onions to get back at your ex, the mystery of the sacred math cubes, the ...
#133 Intestinal Slurry
18 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're here and gonna be ok as we learn about how a restaurant is using mannequins to improve dining during Covid, the odd reason a Japanese pol...
#132 Baby Pants w/ Whitmer Thomas
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the hilarious Whitmer Thomas joins us on this week's episode as we learn about the mystery of the alligator beaver, why getting jumbo, fake Air...
#131 Happy Birthday Everyone
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we are absolutely still here as we learn how the return of a missing tomato rocked a small town, the dangers of Tik Tok's venga boys challenge,...
#130 Moron’s Advocate
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're at it again this week as we find out how some construction workers found themselves in a 'one thing we didn't want to happen' scenario, t...
#129 Hack The Pwanet
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're still in ‘tine and still poddin' as we talk about how our favorite video game has been infiltrated by cryptocurrency, how some lawyers ...
#128 Bring Back Humours
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we learn about a Guitar Center that refused to quarantine, what inedible item was found in Healthy Choi...
#127 The Go Button
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're back again as we learn all the ways getting magnets stuck up your nose can ruin your life, why a pit bull can't drive you home, the water...
#126 Some Kind of Arctic Dog
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're once again scattered across the globe in quarantine as we find out what athletic feat Britney Spears allegedly accomplished, how one crim...
#125 Bailamos
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're at it again in quarantine as we see what food item is definitely NOT soap, why the the German need to be more careful with their old nati...
#124 Keep Beepo Safe
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we brave the Coronavirus from our respective apartments (brave, heroes) where we learn how the pandemic is affecting scavenging monkeys in Thai...
#123 Chows Of Manhattan
11 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's episode we hear Mr. Bean (an impersonator) is doing coronavirus propaganda, why William Shatner was awarded some prized horse cu...
Mones On Mic: A Retrospective
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we'll be back with a new episode on Wednesday, but in the meantime, the honorable Luke Mones recorded something to hold you over until then. We...
#122 Mini Mike DLC
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we learn what waterfowl is fighting locusts in Pakistan, why there are no benefits to stealing a hearse...
#121 Snake Knowledge w/ Alex Ptak
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the hilarious Alex Ptak joins us on this week's episode as we learn something about weird alien signals, the failure that was the coronavirus t...
#120 Finally, An IPA
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're back together again as we find out how a fox got into parliament, why a man brought a firearm to a brewery, why penguins may actually spe...
#119 Bed Friendly Food w/ Courtney Maginnis
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The hilarious Courtney Maginnis returns to the show as we learn how a rescued owl got so fat, mini Mike Bloomberg's weird week, even MORE Florida igua...
#118 Nude McNugget
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the gang’s all here again as we learn about the new exciting way to divorce your spouse, Gabe Kapler's alarming lunchtime habits, how you can...
#117 Jamming The Signal w/ Luke Mones
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the hilarious Luke Mones joins us once again as we dissect the video of Al Pacino meeting Guy Fieri, the horny tortoise who saved his species, ...
#116 Papa Points
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we get an important Willie update before learning what awful contents were in an Antiques Roadshow vase, Papa Johns ’50 pizzas in a month’ ...
#115 Frankie Space w/ Mike Abrusci
30 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the hilarious Mike Abrusci returns to the show while we learn about a very good reason to be taken to jail, an ingenious way of blessing people...
#114 The Best of 2019
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, 2019 is coming to a close and this best-of has everything: Renner, Tendies, Bean, Gump, Mones, & Turtles. And we love to see it We are on Patr...
#113 French Oh No Soup w/ Nicole Conlan
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the hilarious Nicole Conlan joins us on this week’s episode as we learn why it’s safer to drive with a fancy cake, a drunk German raccoon, ...
#112 Felt Droopys
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week’s ep we find out what specific hat is being placed on pigeons in Seattle, the Japanese man who called customer service too many ...
#111 Actually, We Hope Baby Yoda Dies w/ Alison Leiby
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the hilarious Alison Leiby joins us on this week’s episode as we learn about all things ‘Roundball Rock’ before we hear about the Iguanas...
#110 Boner Steam w/ David Tveite
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the hilarious David Tveite joins us on this week's episode as we learn about the piss-sucking plane doctor, the Faygo theft of the century, Elo...
#109 Tough From Far Away
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, this week we're talking about a baby being born in the damn club, some punk judges who hate authority, why you shouldn't test the rope bridges ...
#108 Grecian Location
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, after revealing our bad college dorm posters, we find out what false drug bust some cops made, the fish with a human face, Quilty, the shelter ...
#107 Best Regards, Dean Bergeron
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week's episode, Eli is still watching 'Criminal Minds' and we learn about some raccoons that took over a library, what witch-related it...
#106 Cool Frogs
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, it's a semi-spooky episode this week as we take a look at ahorse that can play dead, the fake sponsor of the New Mexico Bowl, what illicit drug...
#105 The Full Cleveland w/ Luke Mones & Alyssa Limperis
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, this we're joined by celebrity power couple Luke Mones & Alyssa Limperis as we learn about the human skin phone case, the massive cheese theft ...
#104 A Patinkin Thing w/ Rob Delaney
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hilarious Rob Delaney joins us this week as we get into the disaster that befell a bagel truck, what one Missouri town is doing about its dog turd...
#103 Most Valuable Place
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, after dealing with the fallout of Eli shaving his beard, we learn about some thicc hibernating bears, the goose that hates taxi cabs, a cat tha...
#102 Lateral Thinking w/ Tom Thakkar
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
When Patty's away, the soundboard Eli shall play. Folks, the hilarious Tom Thakkar joins us on this week's episode as we learn why a drunk guy called ...
#101 Cookie On The Straw w/ Dan Chamberlain
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, the hilarious Dan Chamberlain makes his return to the pod as we learn what obscenity was not written on a guy's wife’s sandwich, some drunk d...
#100 Big Time Smushed
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we did it, 100 episodes. We celebrate our momentous occasion by learning about a young man with a bad old man disguise, a dangerous fake cartoo...
#99 Big Thanks To Me
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks we're back together this week to learn about a mini horse on a damn plane, how one living man avoided paying rent, why you should NOT hug chicke...
#98 Spaghetti Head w/ Nick Turner
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hilarious Nick Turner joins us on this week's episode to talk about his new podcast Get Rich Nick before we learn about what trouble Gallagher (ye...
#97 Goblin Stance
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After learning what the very powerful name of this episode means, we find out about some weird art in New Zealand, an Instagram influencer's motorcycl...
#96 Lance De Buboes
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, after breaking down why having diarrhea is worse in NYC, we talk about the giant bug that terrorized an entire train car, a raccoon caught in a...
#95 Worm Bake
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're getting into some serious stuff this week as we investigate the gurgling Florida beach hole, the crabs also terrorizing the sunshine stat...
#94 The Thin White Claw
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks Eli's back from his wasp-filled wedding as we take a look art the herd of goats that escaped, the Australian Ooshie debacle, one man's wine stor...
#93 Bonus Boys w/ Josh Gondelman
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hilarious Josh Gondelman joins us on this week's episode where we meet the world’s most annoying Tesla owner, why you shouldn't give Cognac to a...
#92 Filthy Little Waddlers
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we brave through the heatwave and the giant fly in the studio to bring you this week's stories, including the undercover cops who arrested each...
#91 Good To Grab/Bad To Grab
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, the Iguanas are still causing havoc in Florida, how a man's bodily functions led to his arrest, a te...
#90 Hootin' On A Jug
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's What A Time To Be Alive, Eli shares his new favorite show that happens to star The Rock, before we learn about a dumb reason to file a ...
#89 Hate To Touch A Worm
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we learn a little about British baseball before we learn about a pretty big hot dog, a Google Maps detour from hell, a fat cat named Layla, why...
#88 Big Beautiful Wario
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, this ep has it all we learn about the seagulls that terrorized an elderly couple, what cartoon character was found on some Chinese MDMA, one ma...
#87 Jim Broadbrent
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After we get into some belated Game of Thrones takes, we learn about a cool, new octopus city, what weapon a historical man replaced his hand with, bo...
#86 Pivot To Ladybug
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After some Car Talk talk we find out about the trials of Stuckie the dog, what insects were mistaken for a cloud, parent-teacher drama at the Sidwell ...
#85 Scurvymo
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we've locked ourselves in our windowless studio again to bring you this week's five stories including a missing giant chicken fingers order, a ...
#84 Froggy Yum Yum Yum
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*Before you tweet, Kath's mic comes on at 2:55* Folks, we're back for another week to see what a suburban woman got her head stuck in after breaking ...
#83 LIVE From Stand Up NY w/ Luke Mones
22 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*NOTE* There was an issue with Eli's mic but it is fixed at the 22 min. mark before we start this week's numbers The Bonus Mones himself joins us LIV...
#82 Bread City
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's What A Time To Be Alive we discuss the horrors visited upon some young 'Detective Pikachu' viewers, what a crazy streamer decided to ea...
#81 Here It Is, A Raccoon w/ Tommy McNamara
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We reminisce about some bad recent concert attendees before we investigate a bomb-resembling Chef Boyardee can, what object a man had to dig out of hi...
#80 Potato, Use "Roll"
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After a very important update on the teen who RKO'd his principal we find out what item from McDonald's a cop mistook for a cellphone, whether or not ...
#79 Best Of: Oops All Crimes
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we've got a great best of for you this week featuring some of our favorite criminals we've talked about on the show, including: the tattoos sco...
#78 Podcast Toxins
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn what wrestling move a high schooler used on his principle, the worst possible use of a QR code, what p...
#77 Bloody Knuckles: NY Style w/ Shalewa Sharpe
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Shalewa Sharpe joins us on this weeks episode too learn about a thief who didn't let drywall get in his way, what large reptile someone is managing to...
#76 Congrats, You're Going To Jail
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're back together this week to see what not so exciting musicians are being made into holograms, the ingenious way one woman snuck some things into ...
#75 Salad Island w/ J.P. McDade
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We continue to bring back your favorite tall boys as J.P. McDade joins us on this week's What A Time To Be Alive to talk about a new Garfield themed r...
#74 What Happened To Fonzworth Bentley? w/ Luke Mones
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The iconic Luke Mones joins us once again on What A Time To Be Alive for an episode chock full of animal news, including: a goat who was elected mayor...
#73 Live No Más
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we find yet another ancient elixir that we want to drink, a man mistakes himself for a hipster, a billionaire ...
#72 Randy Lacount
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're together again on this week's What A Time To Be Alive to cover what animals were stuck in manhole covers, what mysterious item keeps washing up ...
#71 Big Hootin' Moms w/ Patton Oswalt
26 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The great Patton Oswalt joins us on this week’s episode as we find out the best way to find your son a date, a giant bee that may rival rats, what i...
#70 Far Side Explained
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're all together again on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive as we look at the rat who got loose in a damn McDonalds, why we need to send a comed...
#69 Do It For Dick Assman w/ Alex Navarro
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by the hilarious Alex Navarro this week to find out what marine life was turned into a bong by an Australian man, what OTHER marine life ...
#68 Boomerang County
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with our "big game" episode with even more Australian spider news, an explosive update on Rand Paul's neighbor, the terror of California El...
#67 LIVE From Stand Up NY w/ David Cross
29 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hilarious David Cross joins us for our first live podcast at Stand Up NY as we examine a "mysterious" rock formation in the Scottish Highlands, th...
#66 "The Two Kinds"
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this weeks What A Time To Be Alive we take a look at the sexy Bigfoot statue, how one man got drunk to save his life, an awful story involving body...
#65 Year Of The Pig King
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with some SPOT ON Ariana Grande and Gigi Hadid impressions and news about an ugly Hallmark movie family, a sushi libertarian, more big pig ...
#64 Gimme Da Gorbage
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week on What A Time To Be Alive, we dissect every possible aspect of the Taco Bell/sauce experience before getting into some horny toad news, a m...
#63 Lunks & Hunks
31 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s end of the year What A Time To Be Alive, we look at the kid who called 911 over some Christmas snow pants, some great news for nunchu...
#62 Holiday Best Of: Oops! All Animals
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're scattering to different parts of the country for the holidays but we wanted to give you a little gift: a collection of some our favorite animal-...
#61 Don't Hurt Boris
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a mostly international What A Time To Be Alive as a we take a look at why the Gucci Priest is no longer on Instagram, why a man was stuck in a gr...
#60 Tactical Jimmy Buffet
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The gang’s back together as the Emu & Donkey love story somehow has a happy ending, we take a look at some ancient thigh-highs, find out what Hawaii...
#59 Hank Hill Ass w/ Courtney Maginnis
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Courtney Maginnis joins us on this week’s episode to break down the dark side of the Cameo app, our farting, knife wielding hero of the week, more c...
Patreon Preview: Beanus Goes To Boarding School
21 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving, we're giving your this week's Patreon bonus ep for your travels! On this week's episode, Kath loves her new sound effect, David Ar...
#58 Don't Like It? Tackle Me w/ Paul F. Tompkins
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The hilarious Paul F. Tompkins joins us on this week's episode as we look into the great dart fart controversy of 2018, a theft of Red Lobster’s nam...
#57 Banned From The Sky
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
All three of us are allowed to be here as we get into some strange love in the animal kingdom, the rowdiest restaurant patron ever, a pole dancing pri...
#56 Avatar: My Last Slam
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're all here and definitely awake as we look at Avatar and its decades-spanning sequels, a classic fighting Florida man, Red Dead Redemption porn, a...
#55 Ogre Blood
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're back and we're spooky as investigate a fire started by an adult son, the escalation of the 50 Cent-Ja Rule feud, why Post Malone is actually Pos...
#54 Behead Me Kween
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're all here for once as we investigate how 22,000 steel balls terrorized Seattle, how a Swedish girl discovered a beach sword, the depolorables com...
#53 Bedelia Insurance
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we tackle a lot of stories this week, including what giant animal once snatched a Neanderthal child, what old west tool the cops have turned in...
#52 George Thoroughly Good w/ Ike Barinholtz
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The hilarious Ike Barinholtz joins us on this weeks episode to get into some Village People lore and talk about his new movie 'The Oath' before we tak...
#51 Piss Island
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on What A Time To Be Alive we find out the dangers of throwing a gender reveal party, the useless junk found on Facebook marketplace, why yo...
#50 Slippery & Gamey
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a wildlife filled What A Time To Be Alive as we take a look at a baby whale in a dumpster, some lobsters who may or may not be getting high, a ba...
#49 Put Them In The Pit
19 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The old three are back together again to find a missing school bus, ponder how Roseanne's character will die on 'The Conners', how a toddler helped pu...
#48 Make Krav Maga Again w/ Luke Mones
12 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Fellow tall boy Luke Mones joins us on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive to drink some Body Armor and get into how a big red ball terrorized Toled...
#47 What A Time To Be A Clip Show
05 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We weren’t able to record this week for reasons that may or may not include thousands of flies, so we put together a bunch of our favorite stories t...
#46 Dolphin Lipstick w/ Mike Abrusci
29 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Comic Mike Abrusci joins us on this week’s What A Time pod to talk about a certain Puerto Rican Rattlesnake that won an MMA fight, that clearly fake...
#45 300 Billboards Outside Pimpri Chinchwad
22 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're all here for the second week in a row to find out how scientists got to the bottom of the mysteries of Red Bull & vodka, an Indian man wh...
#44 Ghost Beef
15 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The gang’s all back together this week for some additional goat news, the harsh consequences for filling a water cup with soda, what spilled all ove...
#43 Strong Cloaca Energy w/ Kate Willett
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Patty is away in lipstick city but the hilarious Kate Willett joins us this week as we find out how 'Rick & Morty' is annoying the world this week, wh...
#42 Bang Foot Bus
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, we investigate the aquatic heist of the century, the best way to put out a fire in public, why the Heaven's ...
#41 Troop Juice
25 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Meatballs are back in the news on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive when an intruder decides to do some cookin', a catfish terrorizes the German c...
#40 Crab Dabs
18 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The team is finally back together again as we meet the vaping pilot who panicked a flight, an escape room burglar, the status of Paul Ryan's car, a sl...