EP12: Richard Osman

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What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty 1h 18m 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What is the main premise of the podcast?

Max Rushden 0:02
Podcasts, there are millions of them.
Some might say too many. I have one already. I don't have any, because there are enough.
Max Rushden 0:14
Politics, business, sport, you name it, there's a podcast about it, and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day.
But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared? Too afraid of being censored by the man? No.
Max Rushden 0:30
Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters. We try and say it at the same time, Max. What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday. Nothing more.
Day before yesterday, Max? Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life?
Max Rushden 0:49
Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushton. And I'm David O'Doherty. Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? Hello and welcome to episode, is it 12, David? Yeah. 12, wow.
We've gone once around the clock.

How did Richard Osman start his day yesterday?

Yeah. Do you know what I always say, Max? A stopped clock is right once all 12 episodes of What You Did Yesterday. That was from with now than I, wasn't it? They said that. Hey, do you want some feedback? No, I've got a great welcome. Welcome to what you do yesterday, listeners, the podcast where you eventually we're going to get to you. I think eventually we will get to everyone because my theory is that we're going to have eternal life because we will become so successful. We'll just be able to keep our bodies going like that American CEO guy who looks horribly ill. And then we will run out of my friends. We will run out of them soon. And then we'll run out of your friends and then all the big celebs.
And then it's just going to be punters. And then we'll go through all of them. So if you're listening to this, eventually you'll be on it.
Max Rushden 2:00
So are you suggesting that everyone has eternal life or there'll be this weird moment where just the really big hitting podcasters are granted eternal life? So there's us. We're in a four-bed dorm with Joe Rogan and Micah Richards. And Tom Holland. Osmond Holland. They're down the road with your CEO man and Jake Humphrey. And then we all meet for breakfast, living forever, talking about our podcasts. Shut up, John Sopel and Rory Stewart. We're trying to have our beans. Louise says, the Hoover attachments. This is why I love this pod. It really gets down to the nitty gritty. I enjoyed the Hoover discussion with Jamali Maddox. It was a moment where I thought, this is where the other podcasts will move on quickly.

What interesting activities did Richard do during the day?

Max Rushden 2:56
And oh, no, my friend Bethan messaged me to say that she bought a Hoover on a whim. I knew others would.
The way that Jamali Maddox described his Hoover, though, is was that almost like a sort of submachine gun. There was the nozzles were somehow you didn't have to. So my nozzles are all in a bag on top of the washing machine, whereas it seemed like his nozzles, whatever problem he encountered, it would just be like click, click.
Max Rushden 3:22
Click, click, click, click. Yeah, yeah. Kirstie says, hi, Max and David. I couldn't tell whether or not it was a joke, but I just had to email you to beg you to get Stefan Edberg on the podcast. Please, please, please. I need to know what he did yesterday. Thank you for your consideration. Stefan, if you're listening, we are very interested. I mean, what we'll do is we'll do it comedians to start with, to sort of bed in.
Yeah.
Max Rushden 3:45
Then I think if we went straight to tennis players of the 90s, I think there could be a rich theme. Henri Leconte. That's who I want. Guy Forgé. Not so good. Kez. I've no idea who Max Rushton is. He sounds like an old 80s DJ. Let David do the talking. At least he's funny. Let me do the talking. Yes. And LinzXZ. And actually, I find the three-star reviews sort of more damning than the one-star reviews. Totally.

What unexpected event occurred with Richard's pets?

Max Rushden 4:17
It's odd to give something three stars, isn't it? Like you love something or you hate it and you go, right, I'll review this. But someone is like, I don't mind about this.
In stand-up comedy, the worst review is the three-star. At least with the two or the one, you can kind of be like, well, this person is just an idiot.

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