S3 EP1: Sooz Kempner
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What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty
1h 11m
3 speakers
3 chapters
transcribed 3 months ago
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What is the main question of the podcast?
Podcasts, there are millions of them.
Some might say too many.
I have one already.
I don't have any, because there are enough.
Politics, business, sport, you name it, there's a podcast about it, and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day.
But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared? Too afraid of being censored by the man? No.
Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters.
We try and say it at the same time, Max.
What did you do yesterday?
What did you do yesterday?
What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday. Nothing more.
Day before yesterday, Max? Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life?
Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushton. And I'm David O'Doherty. Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? Hello and welcome to today's episode of What Did You Do Yesterday? There's David O'Doherty. Hello, David O'Doherty.
Welcome to today's episode of What Did You Do Yesterday? Who's it with, Max?
It's with Suze Kempner, another person that I've booked for the show. Somebody who I tour with regularly and see her on the circuit. For the tape, we have just finished recording. And, yeah, there's some real firsts in here. Yeah. There's two or three. We've never had this before, which is very exciting because you sort of, you know, I don't ever think we'll run out of new stuff. But, you know, it's nice that it wasn't just another comedian who just sat on their phone all day. Yeah. Sipping a latte in Brighton.
No, although Brighton does figure.
Of course it does. It could not. And actually, we didn't really pick up on that as well as we should have done. Now you mention it. When Brighton appeared, we were like, oh yeah, fair enough. That's just what everybody does. Tell the listeners about Suze and where you can find her, etc.
Suze is at rarest of things in comedy because she is a comedian who's actually talented, a musician, a proper singer of all things. Check out her podcast, which is called Mystery on the Rocks. She is working on a new show at the moment that is going to be excellent. It's called Suze Kempner is Ugly and opens at the Edinburgh Fringe in August. She's been in Doctor Who type spin-off stuff recently. Suze is great.
Suze is great. And this is what she did yesterday.
Suze Kepner, welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday?
Hi, guys. Thank you.
It's a pleasure to have you.
Suze, I would ask you how you are, but that's a today question and it's not relevant. So let's just move into the past.
And also I discovered today, while what counts as research, that you voiced the three times table on number blocks. I may have heard that 55,000 times.
Do you want to hear it again? It was like operatic. And then they went, could you do Northern? So I literally had to do this three times. So we're going one, three, three.
And you got them all right. And it really was.
I had to read it. I had to read it every time. I'd never memorized that times table.
Okay. Let's get down to business, Suze. What time did you wake up yesterday morning?
I woke up at about quarter past six because my mum, I live with my mum. And when she gets up, she makes so much noise that I wake up when basically when she's like banging around.
Pots and pans? The drums?
She's just quite heavy footed. And it's quite a small house. So you'll just hear, there's a door, there's a door. And sometimes I last till she leaves the house, which is the front door. But that would only be like quarter to seven. And I'm above the front door. Why is she up so early? She works with horses and they need you from very early. Whoa.
this is a good start now i like this 6 15 also divisible by three just if we keep the three it'd be interesting if everything in your life now corresponds to uh the three times tables yeah i have a question which is is there an age whereby you don't just yell mom shut up
I think the last time, I know the last time I did, it was like, because she wakes up during the night all the time and then watches stuff on her laptop.
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