S3 EP13: Helen Bauer

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What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty 1h 8m 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What is the unique premise of the podcast 'What Did You Do Yesterday?'

Max Rushton 0:02
Podcasts, there are millions of them.
David O'Doherty 0:08
Some might say too many.
Max Rushton 0:10
I have one already.
David O'Doherty 0:11
I don't have any, because there are enough.
Max Rushton 0:14
Politics, business, sport, you name it, there's a podcast about it, and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day.
David O'Doherty 0:20
But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared? Too afraid of being censored by the man? No.
Max Rushton 0:30
Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters.
David O'Doherty 0:35
We try and say it at the same time, Max.
Max Rushton 0:37
What did you do yesterday?
David O'Doherty 0:38
What did you do yesterday?
Max Rushton 0:38
What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday. Nothing more.
David O'Doherty 0:45
Day before yesterday, Max? Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life?
Max Rushton 0:49
Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushton. And I'm David O'Doherty. Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? Hello and welcome to today's episode of What Did You Do Yesterday? My name's Max Rushton. Alongside me for life, whether he likes it or not, is David O'Doherty. I think he likes it. Podcasts, there are millions of them. Yeah, there are. Some might say too many. Afraid of talking to the man. Surely everyone fast forwards that bit.
David O'Doherty 1:20
Yeah, but it's still... Yeah, still there. Hello, listeners. Hello, Max. Boy, do we have a special What Did You Do Yesterday today with Helen Bauer. One of my great friends from the world of comedy. Helen is also a friend of mine. We just did the Edinburgh Fringe together. She's on tour with her show at the moment. Her new podcast that we touch upon during the episode is Helen's Log. And I believe it's episode three. You can listen to that if you want to get more background to this episode that we have on now. And this is what Helen did yesterday.
Max Rushton 2:09
Helen Bauer, welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday.
Helen Bauer 2:11
Thank you for having me.
David O'Doherty 2:14
I tried really hard to get Helen and she was always busy doing other things because I think she's made for this podcast. I've never said this about a guest before.
Max Rushton 2:24
You're expecting big things. This is going to be a goat episode.
David O'Doherty 2:27
Top five.
Helen Bauer 2:29
Oh my God.
Max Rushton 2:30
Top five.
Helen Bauer 2:31
That was supposed to be a compliment to me and immediately I'm livid and upset with you. I feel like there's pressure put on me.
Max Rushton 2:38
Do you know what though? What's exciting is because I got the time wrong, I've just done a two kilometre sprint, which feels like how... the high-performance podcast world works.
Yes.
Max Rushton 2:49
That you have to have just come straight from chin-ups. Don't worry, Helen. I've really got this. Like, I've never been readier to podcast. Oh, my God. I'm instantly taking the pressure off you by being exhausted.
Helen Bauer 3:02
Yeah, I appreciate that. Do you do a two-kilometer sprint, actually?
Max Rushton 3:06
I was at a cafe and David sent a message going, I'm here. And I was like, why is he there 40 minutes early? And then I remembered it was 9.30, not 10, because you have other commitments as David already established a very busy person.
Helen Bauer 3:18
I have therapy at 11 and we cannot have me missing that because I will go full mental.
David O'Doherty 3:24
Helen, I didn't want to say you therapy because that was too personal. So I was just like, she's got an important meeting. It is an important meeting.
Helen Bauer 3:32
I think it's an important meeting if I didn't do it every single week. And at the moment, I'm in that point of therapy where I'm just constantly being like, do you think I'm done? Do you think I'm done? And she's like, no.
Max Rushton 3:42
What could be good is if we overrun, the therapist just joins the call and she starts by saying, just maybe tell me what you did yesterday evening. It's sort of win-win. And then we leave and then you get down to the serious stuff.
Helen Bauer 3:56
If she joins this, then she's going to be recorded.
David O'Doherty 3:59
The reason I'm on the back foot here is the last time me and Helen hung out was the day when I had two breakfasts that were both kind of Turkish eggs and then had to go to the park to blast off a load of farts, which Helen videoed me just rolling around on the grass, blowing wind out of my ass.
Helen Bauer 4:23
It was... fucking disgusting i'm not even like anti-fart like live your life but it was dehumanizing so what time did you get up at yesterday it was pathetic and it was also the employment he was receiving from each dude

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