WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
episode
What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty
51 min
3 speakers
6 chapters
transcribed 3 months ago
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What did David do yesterday?
podcasts there are millions of them some might say too many i have one already i don't have any because there are enough politics business sport you name it there's a podcast about it and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day but nobody is covering the most important topic of all why is that are they scared too afraid of being censored by the man Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters. We try and say it at the same time, Max. What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday. Nothing more.
Day before yesterday, Max? Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life?
Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushton.
And I'm David O'Doherty.
Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? What Did You Do Yesterday? Hello and welcome to Midweek Mayhem. From the people that bring you What Did You Do Yesterday? I'm Max Rushton. Over there is David O'Doherty. Hello, David.
Finally, I have put my shovel in the ground and cheese has started to emerge from it. The clock is ticking now down to the... reveal of the o'doherty family christmas cheese board to the point where today we did the whatsapp message where you go who's doing turkey who's doing carrots who's doing roasters etc etc right so was there a possibility that you wouldn't be doing the cheese ball and this year it would be like your brother yeah your brother's cheese board would be the game we play My 35 year old nephew steamed in and said, you know, because it's a low stress one that you just have to buy some stuff, you don't have to figure out how to make bread sauce or whatever, cook sprouts and make them not awful.
And so he went straight in. I'll do the cheese. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. So I've wrestled the cheese back from him. In the interest of content, yeah. That's not why I mentioned this. I was at a Christmas market in the Fumbly Stables in Dublin last week. I left. And as me and the helicopter were walking up the lane away from it, a woman ran after us as if I had stolen something. Yeah. You know, you hit your pockets. Did I? Am I a thief? And she handed me two beautiful artisan cheeses from the Lost Valley Dairy and Creamery. And she said, they're just normal cheese.
Oh, beautiful.
Yeah. But it does open another can of worms, which is, are people just going to be giving me cheese for the next few weeks in the hope that they end up- That they make it onto the board.
What is the significance of the Teddington quiz?
Onto the board. Because they saw the graphs. They saw the graphs of all of those cheeses from last year.
Of course. The sales have rocketed. And does that mean you have to declare those cheeses to the Inland Revenue? Is that-
The price of goats have gone up to half a million quid each because of our cheese chest.
And the trouble is, of insider trading, before we started this podcast, we sold all of our worldly possessions between us and just bought goats. And we're going to go to prison for artificially inflating the cost of goats. But listen, it's been worth it for the ride. No one suspected us, but I just had to come clean. Now, David, feedback wise, there's only really one subject. Because last week, the Teddington quiz ended in a dramatic fashion. Who knew? Who knew that's how Rufus Hound, it was producer Will. Because there was a real possibility that producer Will wouldn't be on the record. And then he wouldn't have guessed Rufus Howard. And then the quiz could be in another world, in Back to the Future 2, in the non-almanac version of the world.
This quiz is still going on. There is an alternate reality where people are still enjoying this quiz. And our listeners have been sold short. That's what's happened.
How is the Christmas cheese board being organized?
Yeah, for all your anti-clue chat, you did give a big old clue.
I made a big mistake and I was sort of trapped. It was a honey trap. N Teddington Now was a honey trap. They did so well. They did so well.
So to anyone who doesn't know, I mean, how far back do I go with this?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What did David do yesterday?
0:06–3:00
2
What is the significance of the Teddington quiz?
3:00–4:18
3
How is the Christmas cheese board being organized?
4:18–8:13
4
What happened at the Christmas market David attended?
8:13–12:24
5
What was the outcome of the Teddington quiz?
12:24–26:50
6
What are the reactions to the Teddington quiz ending?
26:50–51:40