WDWDY #65: Max & David's Woke Daydream

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What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty 54 min 4 speakers 6 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What did Max and David do yesterday in Melbourne?

Max Rushden 0:06
podcasts there are millions of them some might say too many i have one already i don't have any because there are enough politics business sport you name it there's a podcast about it and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day but nobody is covering the most important topic of all why is that are they scared too afraid of being censored by the man Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters. We try and say it at the same time, Max. What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday. Nothing more.
David O'Doherty 0:45
Day before yesterday, Max? Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life?
Max Rushden 0:49
Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushton. And I'm David O'Doherty. Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? Hello and welcome to Midweek Mayhem from the people that bring you What Did You Do Yesterday? My name's Max Rushton with my normal voice alongside me, David O'Doherty. Welcome, David.
David O'Doherty 1:09
It's good to have you back, Max, particularly after Morgan Freeman filled in for you last week.
Max Rushden 1:16
James Earl Jones.
David O'Doherty 1:19
Didn't listen. It's the most off-brand Midweek Mayhem we've ever done. Like, so Max... I had been on the Raz the night before, it's fair to say. I'd got up at six in the morning and had the voice of a different person. And it was almost hard to get your head around because your yesterday was so unlike. It was like an episode of Antiques Roadshow where at the start they all took ketamine. You know what I mean? It was just... But this is all wrong.
Max Rushden 1:50
Bruce and a K-hole. It was all nice, posh old men trying to get her out with antique hooks. People loved it. Rosie Wyatt said, for the love of God, Max, enroll with OnlyFans before your voice mends. You'll make millions. LJ says you should bulk record some podcasts now before you lose that. Peng, that voice is amazing. Now I see why your wife keeps waking the boys up so early. She just wants that. Carla says, I played this to get to sleep. Confronted by Husky Max. Did I enter Patreon levels? Yeah. Peter Paul said, Max, doing something normal is so unusual. Wow, that's harsh. That is tough, isn't it? The funny thing is, is I start talking and you're so giddy. Your laugh is so giddy as soon as you hear my voice.
Max Rushden 2:30
But there is a controversy here. We might have to bring Miles Burr in on this. Hayley says, at 27 minutes and 28 seconds into this recording, does someone release an almighty wet fart? Excuse me, everybody. D. Goff says, I can't hear it now. Has it been cut? Arbol says, at 2743, did someone fart? What? TNG, I've discovered the latest generic Man 3 game that's been covertly introduced, namely Spot the Fart. Each episode will have a carefully conceived guff that needs to be detected. So I listened back and I couldn't hear one. Now, you know, I wasn't in total control of myself at that time. So like all fingers are pointing to me at 6.27am last week. But Mars Byrd, was there a toot and did you take it out?
Miles Burr 3:14
I didn't take it out, definitely. And I went back and listened off the back of various messages and emails in case I did miss a fart. Yeah. I think there was a noise that you made with your mouth, Max, that might have sounded vaguely like a fart in the middle of a sentence.
Max Rushden 3:31
I wasn't in control, really. It wasn't really my mouth. So that is a possibility. I mean, I'd like to think as an honest podcast, David, we wouldn't edit it out if it was to happen while recording.
David O'Doherty 3:41
I mean, this is just what happens when you go out with your celebs on a 12-hour bender. Maybe Coach Beard was in the background on a second mic and he drunkenly decided it'd be really funny if you just pop a few guffs in throughout the episode there, Coach. Yeah.
Max Rushden 3:59
Or he was just on the recording and 27 minutes, he said nothing for the whole episode, but 27 minutes and 13 seconds in, he shouts himself. He said, I will do the pun. I'll just do it in a slightly different way. Lots of love for the Bilal Zafar episode. Andrew says, if you haven't been to Instagram, I don't know if you've done this yet, David, and read the comments.

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