If I Ruled the World: The One Where Everyone Tries Crack
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What should everyone try before they die?
i believe everyone should try crack before they die but like in a perfect world you would know right before you die i would i would do it in hospice guys if you're going out go out with a bang but i don't know crack pop bang no i don't think crack is the best hospice drug what would you choose heroin yeah yeah but they give you that anyway yeah they give you that's what i'm saying though because they are trying to figure it out yo let me ask you something i'd want to do have you seen somebody do crack and then like not be like more mobile than they were Crack heads keep jobs. That's what I'm saying.
Fentanyl kills.
So I'm saying hospice should have crack. But these people aren't going to be working. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Hospice will just have a different swag to it. This one is like an end stage thing. I'm not saying crack for the people. I thought you were saying crack for the people.
No, I'm saying crack when it's done.
When you're old and dying. When crack when it's done. Like, you know when an airplane is going down and the masks come from the ceiling? It should be a little crack as well. That's what should be in the mask.
A crack pipe? Yeah, that's what should be in the mask. Plane's going down, crack pipe comes down from the top, and then it's like... And then you're like, man, it's not so bad. They'll hold the plane up themselves.
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We'll hit the other two votes on it. And if you get a majority or if you get two people, then your vote is passed. So, Josh, Christiana, do you want to start? Yes.
After you, Josh.
Christiana, you're the only person I think who's had one passed.
I know, and I want to be the one that has it again. Now I'm my competitive state.
I feel like that's why she offered for me to go first, because it's like she knows mine will be bad. Okay, Josh, you go first. I think that if I ruled the world, everyone, every citizen of the world, after the age of about 22, potentially 25, would have to, at some point in the rest of their life, have at least one psychedelic experience. Wow. Have to. You have to. And you don't have to do it at 22. I say 22 because between 22 and 25 are the years where the brain of a human really... So you're waiting for the brain to settle? Yeah, because I'm not trying to offset where anyone was going to go without this. And I want everybody to be able to be themselves. But then I think that afterwards it's probably one of the things you can even save it until you're old and if you die yeah but that's what I was going to ask what if people die before
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