Meet Wil Sylvince - My Favorite People

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What Now? with Trevor Noah 2h 24m 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Trevor Noah 0:00
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Wil Sylvince 0:50
I felt like I always thought out the box. Does that make sense? Kind of like, because I was very close to my grandmother, right? Because my dad used to always tell us like, everybody's equal, right? There's no such thing as gender roles. You learn how to cook, clean, wash, You know, also you learn how to fix electrical appliances. You learn how, if a socket is broken, you learn how, what to do. You know, also my dad, my dad used to do this thing where, so you know, you know the, when the gas come into the house. Yeah. Right. And there's a meter that. Yeah. Okay. So my dad figured out how to, to, to beat the company. He would just unscrew the thing and turn it backwards. And so now the meters would run the other way.
Wil Sylvince 1:41
But he made sure they didn't go all the way down. I'm like, what, you guys didn't use any gas? You guys used anti-gas? Yeah. You guys used negative gas? Right. So he knew just the amount and the gas, our gas bill was pretty low. And he knew how to, also with the electric, the cheap and the, he used, so these different fuses, he'll get the ones with certain amount of resistance and, you know.
Dave (producer/side host) - likely Dave Chappelle? 2:08
No wonder the white people didn't want the black people doing these cartoons. Look at what they're doing with their engineering knowledge.
Trevor Noah 2:22
This is What Now? with Trevor Noah.
Trevor Noah 2:36
The difference is... But I'm saying, did you see what you did there? Yeah. You said, is Haiti still in the World Cup? Yeah. I said, Haiti. Then you were like, why'd you say it like that? Then you said, Dave, is Haiti in the World Cup? Then he said, Haiti. Then you said, why'd you say it like that? Right. Then Sanaz said, did you take Iran's spot?
Unknown 2:54
And then you said, Iran? Why did you say it like that? Because I know what you're talking about, a personal place.
Wil Sylvince 3:00
You thought you were talking about a person? There's people named Iran.
Yeah.
Wil Sylvince 3:05
So I wanted clarity. Haiti's in the World Cup. For the first time in 50 years. Is that a question or a statement?
Unknown 3:12
Congratulations.
Trevor Noah 3:12
Congratulations. Thank you. Congratulations. You guys did not hear about that? You barely heard about it.
Wil Sylvince 3:19
Do you even watch soccer? No, I don't. That's why I wanted to know. I don't watch soccer, but I heard the whispers. If you're from a small country like Haiti, you should just support everything they do. I do.
Dave (producer/side host) - likely Dave Chappelle? 3:28
I do. I do. That's why I'm like, you know. You know what's cool about Haiti being in the World Cup? Is that it's almost like you decided as a country that, guys, Being a country is hard, but I think we can get back in the World Cup. Do you know what I mean? Like, if we use our... There's too many... Do you know what I mean? There are too many pieces. But it's like this particular... It's just to get in the tournament.
Trevor Noah 3:57
I just want to apologize and say, this podcast was not supposed to start like this.
Wil Sylvince 4:01
Oh, I know we started.
Trevor Noah 4:02
Yeah, we started.
Wil Sylvince 4:03
I thought it was the abadabadon.
Trevor Noah 4:04
No, that's what, I mean, we're always yabba-dabba doing. I thought I was going to start this from like a really sincere place and we're going to get into it. But then as usual, when we're in the same space, things devolve and they go off track. You know what's actually going to be really interesting, Dave? Maybe you'll let us know if this throws you off as the man on the street. Is it at all weird for you that Will has himself on his shirt? Cause it throws me off. I'm not going to lie. It is very weird that I'm talking to a person. And then I, when I look down, cause you know, sometimes when you're talking to someone, you don't look in their eyes, you look away, but then I look down and then he's looking at me as well.

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