What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin
Episodes
Knackers and Clackers
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol sits up straight, Nick breaks into a run and they help with a spoiler and with molecules.
Sheep sharing
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol roots around in the bottom of the bag, Nick hears about the devil and they help with tipping and with a snoring husband.
BBQ Wars!
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol cancels a holiday, Nick searches for one he can't afford and they help with a nice smell and with a bad one.
Mickey Rourke has gone too far
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol unloads the dishwasher, Nick takes out the rubbish and they help with a potential serial killer and with what to get for the co...
Talking sheep
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol tries to go somewhere, Nick thinks she'd be better where she is and they help with tormenting pets and assist a man who walks l...
Air kisses
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol fights for the arm rest, Nick fights for the foot well and they help with a polo neck and an icontinent friend's best friend.
Fearlessly eating filth
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has advice for your immune system, Nick is not taking it and they help with a friend's partner and with a massive pylon.
Controversial roasties
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol contemplates the end of the internet, Nick recalls his least favourite teacher and they help with a parking problem and disagre...
Grumpy and Frumpy
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol and Nick dissect a weird accent, help with a school prom problem and with a garden room
All shook up
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode,Carol has a seismic event, Nick has a near death experience and they help with a family argument and with a trip to Paris.
The idiots.
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol looks at the Side Bar of Shame, Nick looks for Carol on there with no luck and they help with a wedding dress and with some ser...
Checkin' the settin's
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol says she is right about everything, Nick thinks she's wrong about that and they help with someone who is being ignored, with li...
Bad careers advice
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets square eyes, so does Nick and they help with an "avid" listener and with a wannabe artist.
Elephant trousers
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol finds some uncool clobber, Nick also disapproves and they help with artificial intelligence and with annoying tourists
A Second World Problem
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has just got off a flight, Nick welcomes her back and they help with not looking like a swot and with a WFH issue.
The Hot Box
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol doesn't care, Nick doesn't care that she doesn't care and they help with a family breakfast and with going to bed angry
The Festival of Sickness
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has a complaint, Nick is not very helpful and they help with "that woman again" and with someone's drawers.
Letting one go
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol behaves badly and gets called in to see the boss, Nick is outraged and they help with breakfast and with moving from Florida
Kicking the ice bucket
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol celebrates a birthday, Nick sings the song and they help with a lack of headphones and with parking a car.
Trick lips
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is angry at a cloud, Nick is mystified by it and they help with a holiday itinerary and with a centre parting.
Big mistake...huge
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick makes an error, Carol is not pleased and they help with a sniffy dog and with opening a bottle with one hand.
The Death Wish List
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets an offer she can refuse, Nick thinks she should take it and they help with a lemon tea and with what to do with your face.
Totally No Recall
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol enjoys a lounge, Nick is sat sitting at home and they help with a plug and with a fashion issue.
The cash cow
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol finds something she likes in pink, Nick has had one already and they help with something weird in the garden and with a tit.
Soup is very dangerous
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol stinks out the carriage, Nick gets his money back and the help with an apostrophe and how to open a wine bottle.
Lady wants a gun
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carol gazes at bins, Nick tries not to touch the kitchen and they help with sunsets and mix tapes.
Replaced by a button
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick is on his worst behaviour, Carol is too and they help with a tour schedule, a dodgy connection and they watch a triple...
Posting a nudie
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick gets caught at the checkout, Carol takes a snap and they help with demanding friends and with how to be a boyfriend.
Grim down south
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol embarks on a job, Nick advises against and they help with a crush and with a late boyfriend.
The wrong bag
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick has a new book out, Carol is thinking about writing one and they help with a postcode and sort out the "I or me" issue
The sex scene issue
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is turning Japanese, Nick does it American style and they help with the weekly shop and with improving a music collection.
The Special 300th Bumper Issue
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are 300! In this special episode Nick and Carol celebrate your milestones.
Ogling the fire people
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is fighting with her net, Nick is outraged at his rating and they help with a new job and a Christmas card issue.
The debilitating madness of procrastination
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is sad about donkeys, Nick spots a flying milk criminal and they help with a snack choice and with a drunk dad acting sober.
Alighting while merry
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol wants to have a competition, Nick feels like he wins straight away and they help with a grammar issue and assist with a letter.
Bezzies
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol goes woke, Nick shares too much and they help with buying presents and negotiating the buffet.
Celebrity Street
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick looks up Carol, Carol checks with the Mary and they help with house paint and fight with AI.
Act normal!
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick is having a technical issue, Carol is having a 'mare and they help with some Christmas lights and with a long commute.
A paralytic cooker
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick has a film crew in, Carol speaks French-ish and they help with selecting a death bat and with some trick glasses.
Pink jobs and blue jobs.
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets in some new wine, Nick has had enough cookies and they help with a wrong order at the Chinese takeaway and assist with bei...
The Nightmare Lounge
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick does a lot of singing, Carol wears a bin bag and they help with a negative Nancy and advise on how to spend a lot of money.
Cutting the fun in half
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol orders her in-flight meal, Nick thinks she'll stay hungry and they help writing a dissertation and with sorting out the sock dr...
I can see you!
17 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol takes a nightmare trip, Nick is unprepared for what he can see and they help with breakfast and a loud pair of jeans.
A 4.5 Rupiah million bar bill.
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has thunder, lightening, very very frightening and they help with a cooker and a racist Nan.
In-flight starvation
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets short-changed, Nick is almost sympathetic, there's tales of paradise and they help with queuing and hair dye stains.
Hangin' on the telephone
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is waiting for a chat, Nick is disconnected and they help with table manners and with interrupting celebrities.
Quack, quack, oops.
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol makes makes a slip, Nick tries and fails to save her and they help with a classic TV series and a heavy-handed wife.
Husky Do
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick spots a Christmas tree and so does Carol and they help with the number zero and with where to sit on a dog sled.
"If I was a woman..."
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick keeps the cap attached, Carol doesn't and they help with a Drag Race fan and a very expensive dentist.
Little'un Large
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol goes undercover, Nick has a problem with a cloud and they help with boomeranging children and twisting pants.
Respect the dongle!
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol goes to pick something up, Nick wants to know what it is and they help with the menopause and with splitting logs
Venus is a hottie
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is late for an appointment, Nick has a new addiction and they help a grandad who doesn't like the name and a person who needs a...
The Detritus!
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has a delivery, Nick makes an horrific discovery and they help with a parent's annoying friend and with a couple who don't see ...
When to skip lunch
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol takes an opportunity when Nick can't hear her and they help with a language dilemma, a poster issue and with shedding pounds.
A job lot of clobber
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol steals some sachets, Nick has a morning revelation and they help with an idle relative and with what to do with a wedding dress...
Worryingly agreeable
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick and Carol help an Australian who is bored of Australia, assist with a wedding anniversary and with a first time buyer.
The Mad Axewoman of Hampstead
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol returns an odd item and they help with a pushy friend and mastering small talk.
The Celebrity Slaughtering Machine
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick and Carol help with a smelly vacuum cleaner and with what to see on a big trip.
Butty derangement syndrome
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol puts her blue jeans on, Nick wears a badge and they help with knotty bread issue.
Turning your pants inside out.
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick checks the electricity, Carol is late back from holiday and they help with the sheets.
The jeans fetish
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol attacks punks, Nick misses a superstar, they get some angry advice and help with a wierd job.
Staggering around the village
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick struggles with a new computer, Carol gets a comment from a local and they help with a restaurant dilemma and on how to cope with...
Spicy, not smelly
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol spices up her nuts, Nick finishes his lunch and they help with describing yourself on dating websites
User error
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Carol finds she is not the account holder, Nick discovers he is not the administrator and they help with hiding valuables and ordering pizz...
Meeting Mr Blobby
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick is mad for it, Carol disapproves, they look into a bucket hat, help with a cat problem and advise on spam calls.
The Vestment Divesters.
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick suffers a carmageddon, Carol neglects hers, they come up with a money making scheme, help someone who's podcasts won't...
Nick and Carol are murderers
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick and Carol play travel agents and they help review a TV show that neither of them have seen.
Gnaaaarrrrgh!
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has a problem with her box, Nick as an issue with some tools and they help a nurse who wants a particular day off and...
I was a teenage slut
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol checks for an infestation, Nick assists with the packing and they help a Taylor Swift sufferer and choose where a nomad should settle...
Puppet Porn
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol fails to spot Tom Cruise, Nick objects to a turn of phrase and they hear about an embarrassing family incident they caused and help w...
The Plastic Flower Person
12 Aug 2024
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In this episode, Carol has a fruit problem, Nick tells her what do with them and they help with an accidental dinner invite and an offensive wedding l...
Knock, knock...
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick has the builders in, Carol complains about being balmy (not barmy) and they help with a family food dispute and an inc...
So Solid Who?
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets into a celebrity spat, Nick gets the belt and they deal with a sarcastic husband.
The Box and Bush
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol loses a loved thing, Nick kills an Acer and they help with a maintenance issue and with a rude sister-in-law.
The Blah Blah Lane
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol gets her feet out, Nick sends an emoji and they help with in-flight etiquette and with a tardy new friend
The chat line
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol organises her handbag, Nick chooses a password and they help with a shouty delivery man and with how to get in to a gym
The telepathetic episode
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol takes a peek inside, Nick visits a psychic and they help with a chatty neighbour.
Carol wins first prize
19 Jul 2024
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In this episode, Carol promises evidence of her misbehaviour, Nick calls in sick, they bid on some auction items and help someone who keeps winning th...
The ChatGPT query
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is on her worst behaviour and so is Nick and they help with surviving World War 3 and are quizzed by a computer chip.
The word is "taboo".
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol orders a picture of herself, |Nick looks forward to his present and they try to stay out of an unfaithful relationship and ther...
The Ruined 250th Episode
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol agrees with Nick, Nick can't believe it and they help with a jealous friend and with buying stuff for a new flat-share
This episode is OK!
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets bitten, Nick is revolting and they help with being added to a WhatsApp list and a father who needs a new car.
The Groovy Hip Swingers
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is offered a seat, Nick has an issue at the barbers and they help with a canvasser and what to do on holiday in the rain
What's Carol worth?
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, there's some fake news about Carol and they help with an attraction at work and with what a 13 year old should be listening to.
Knobbling a judge
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick corrects a mistake, Carol gets her timing wrong and they help with a football non-fan and a couple who can't decide how to spend a win...
Somewhat tardy.
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol is cross but it's not Nick's fault, why would anyone think that? They help with shopping on a Bank Holiday and with a fantasy about a...
A nap between feet
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol is in the cellar, Nick contacts her husband and they help with moving house and taking a driving test.
Low IQ Pandas.
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol has an updating issue, Nick gets a compliment and they wonder at wildlife and give advice on throwing out old clothes.
Is my package in your box?
10 Jun 2024
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This week, Carol is desolated, Nick is wrapped in wool and they help a concerned flier and a disgusted dinner guest
Not sure about the frogs.
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol is at the end of her tether and it's not Nick's fault, mostly. They help with technology misbehaving and a height issue.
Who's Mike?
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol goes to a B&B, Nick goes to Glastonbury in his mind and they help to distinguish between a friend and an acquaintance.
Proper jobs
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick has a fantasy about a bodily function, carol is not impressed and they help a worker who has been called back to the office and with a...
Taking pictures of pants
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol paints her toes and Nick has an idea on how to speed that up, someone gets their snaps taken off Instagram and they h...
The one-footed pigeon
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Carol puts a member of the family in a bag, Nick looks at daytime television and they help with being outside and ordering a takeaway
Woozy inducing
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Carol gets giddy, they advise a mother whose children put her on speaker phone and help with an earworm.
Carol tolerates Nick's inadequacies
17 May 2024
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This time, there's hubble bubble toilet trouble, they help out with a house guest and Carol prepares for Armageddon.
Joanne's banned!
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, there's a lot of Lidl action, Carol thinks about reading out loud, they help a foreigner with some English expressions and Nick is ho...
Asking for directions
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Nick thinks about changing his tone, Carol picks a fight with van men and they get confused by Human Resources.
Everyone's a winner
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Carol has a theory about the Queen, while Nick does not and they help with negotiating a salary and with a couple thinking of taking the ne...
Yes "it" is
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is so furious her ears popped, Nick is just as understanding as usual and they help with an ABBA related injury.