What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin
Episodes
Big mistake...huge
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick makes an error, Carol is not pleased and they help with a sniffy dog and with opening a bottle with one hand.
The Death Wish List
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets an offer she can refuse, Nick thinks she should take it and they help with a lemon tea and with what to do with your face.
Totally No Recall
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol enjoys a lounge, Nick is sat sitting at home and they help with a plug and with a fashion issue.
The cash cow
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol finds something she likes in pink, Nick has had one already and they help with something weird in the garden and with a tit.
Soup is very dangerous
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol stinks out the carriage, Nick gets his money back and the help with an apostrophe and how to open a wine bottle.
Lady wants a gun
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carol gazes at bins, Nick tries not to touch the kitchen and they help with sunsets and mix tapes.
Replaced by a button
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick is on his worst behaviour, Carol is too and they help with a tour schedule, a dodgy connection and they watch a triple...
Posting a nudie
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick gets caught at the checkout, Carol takes a snap and they help with demanding friends and with how to be a boyfriend.
Grim down south
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol embarks on a job, Nick advises against and they help with a crush and with a late boyfriend.
The wrong bag
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick has a new book out, Carol is thinking about writing one and they help with a postcode and sort out the "I or me" issue
The sex scene issue
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is turning Japanese, Nick does it American style and they help with the weekly shop and with improving a music collection.
The Special 300th Bumper Issue
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are 300! In this special episode Nick and Carol celebrate your milestones.
Ogling the fire people
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is fighting with her net, Nick is outraged at his rating and they help with a new job and a Christmas card issue.
The debilitating madness of procrastination
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is sad about donkeys, Nick spots a flying milk criminal and they help with a snack choice and with a drunk dad acting sober.
Alighting while merry
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol wants to have a competition, Nick feels like he wins straight away and they help with a grammar issue and assist with a letter.
Bezzies
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol goes woke, Nick shares too much and they help with buying presents and negotiating the buffet.
Celebrity Street
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick looks up Carol, Carol checks with the Mary and they help with house paint and fight with AI.
Act normal!
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick is having a technical issue, Carol is having a 'mare and they help with some Christmas lights and with a long commute.
A paralytic cooker
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick has a film crew in, Carol speaks French-ish and they help with selecting a death bat and with some trick glasses.
Pink jobs and blue jobs.
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets in some new wine, Nick has had enough cookies and they help with a wrong order at the Chinese takeaway and assist with bei...
The Nightmare Lounge
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick does a lot of singing, Carol wears a bin bag and they help with a negative Nancy and advise on how to spend a lot of money.
Cutting the fun in half
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol orders her in-flight meal, Nick thinks she'll stay hungry and they help writing a dissertation and with sorting out the sock dr...
I can see you!
17 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol takes a nightmare trip, Nick is unprepared for what he can see and they help with breakfast and a loud pair of jeans.
A 4.5 Rupiah million bar bill.
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has thunder, lightening, very very frightening and they help with a cooker and a racist Nan.
In-flight starvation
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets short-changed, Nick is almost sympathetic, there's tales of paradise and they help with queuing and hair dye stains.
Hangin' on the telephone
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is waiting for a chat, Nick is disconnected and they help with table manners and with interrupting celebrities.
Quack, quack, oops.
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol makes makes a slip, Nick tries and fails to save her and they help with a classic TV series and a heavy-handed wife.
Husky Do
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick spots a Christmas tree and so does Carol and they help with the number zero and with where to sit on a dog sled.
"If I was a woman..."
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick keeps the cap attached, Carol doesn't and they help with a Drag Race fan and a very expensive dentist.
Little'un Large
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol goes undercover, Nick has a problem with a cloud and they help with boomeranging children and twisting pants.
Respect the dongle!
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol goes to pick something up, Nick wants to know what it is and they help with the menopause and with splitting logs
Venus is a hottie
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is late for an appointment, Nick has a new addiction and they help a grandad who doesn't like the name and a person who needs a...
The Detritus!
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has a delivery, Nick makes an horrific discovery and they help with a parent's annoying friend and with a couple who don't see ...
When to skip lunch
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol takes an opportunity when Nick can't hear her and they help with a language dilemma, a poster issue and with shedding pounds.
A job lot of clobber
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol steals some sachets, Nick has a morning revelation and they help with an idle relative and with what to do with a wedding dress...
Worryingly agreeable
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick and Carol help an Australian who is bored of Australia, assist with a wedding anniversary and with a first time buyer.
The Mad Axewoman of Hampstead
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol returns an odd item and they help with a pushy friend and mastering small talk.
The Celebrity Slaughtering Machine
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick and Carol help with a smelly vacuum cleaner and with what to see on a big trip.
Butty derangement syndrome
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol puts her blue jeans on, Nick wears a badge and they help with knotty bread issue.
Turning your pants inside out.
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick checks the electricity, Carol is late back from holiday and they help with the sheets.
The jeans fetish
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol attacks punks, Nick misses a superstar, they get some angry advice and help with a wierd job.
Staggering around the village
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick struggles with a new computer, Carol gets a comment from a local and they help with a restaurant dilemma and on how to cope with...
Spicy, not smelly
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol spices up her nuts, Nick finishes his lunch and they help with describing yourself on dating websites
User error
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Carol finds she is not the account holder, Nick discovers he is not the administrator and they help with hiding valuables and ordering pizz...
Meeting Mr Blobby
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick is mad for it, Carol disapproves, they look into a bucket hat, help with a cat problem and advise on spam calls.
The Vestment Divesters.
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick suffers a carmageddon, Carol neglects hers, they come up with a money making scheme, help someone who's podcasts won't...
Nick and Carol are murderers
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick and Carol play travel agents and they help review a TV show that neither of them have seen.
Gnaaaarrrrgh!
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has a problem with her box, Nick as an issue with some tools and they help a nurse who wants a particular day off and...
I was a teenage slut
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol checks for an infestation, Nick assists with the packing and they help a Taylor Swift sufferer and choose where a nomad should settle...
Puppet Porn
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol fails to spot Tom Cruise, Nick objects to a turn of phrase and they hear about an embarrassing family incident they caused and help w...
The Plastic Flower Person
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol has a fruit problem, Nick tells her what do with them and they help with an accidental dinner invite and an offensive wedding l...
Knock, knock...
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick has the builders in, Carol complains about being balmy (not barmy) and they help with a family food dispute and an inc...
So Solid Who?
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets into a celebrity spat, Nick gets the belt and they deal with a sarcastic husband.
The Box and Bush
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol loses a loved thing, Nick kills an Acer and they help with a maintenance issue and with a rude sister-in-law.
The Blah Blah Lane
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol gets her feet out, Nick sends an emoji and they help with in-flight etiquette and with a tardy new friend
The chat line
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol organises her handbag, Nick chooses a password and they help with a shouty delivery man and with how to get in to a gym
The telepathetic episode
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol takes a peek inside, Nick visits a psychic and they help with a chatty neighbour.
Carol wins first prize
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol promises evidence of her misbehaviour, Nick calls in sick, they bid on some auction items and help someone who keeps winning th...
The ChatGPT query
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is on her worst behaviour and so is Nick and they help with surviving World War 3 and are quizzed by a computer chip.
The word is "taboo".
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol orders a picture of herself, |Nick looks forward to his present and they try to stay out of an unfaithful relationship and ther...
The Ruined 250th Episode
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol agrees with Nick, Nick can't believe it and they help with a jealous friend and with buying stuff for a new flat-share
This episode is OK!
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets bitten, Nick is revolting and they help with being added to a WhatsApp list and a father who needs a new car.
The Groovy Hip Swingers
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is offered a seat, Nick has an issue at the barbers and they help with a canvasser and what to do on holiday in the rain
What's Carol worth?
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, there's some fake news about Carol and they help with an attraction at work and with what a 13 year old should be listening to.
Knobbling a judge
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick corrects a mistake, Carol gets her timing wrong and they help with a football non-fan and a couple who can't decide how to spend a win...
Somewhat tardy.
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol is cross but it's not Nick's fault, why would anyone think that? They help with shopping on a Bank Holiday and with a fantasy about a...
A nap between feet
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol is in the cellar, Nick contacts her husband and they help with moving house and taking a driving test.
Low IQ Pandas.
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol has an updating issue, Nick gets a compliment and they wonder at wildlife and give advice on throwing out old clothes.
Is my package in your box?
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol is desolated, Nick is wrapped in wool and they help a concerned flier and a disgusted dinner guest
Not sure about the frogs.
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol is at the end of her tether and it's not Nick's fault, mostly. They help with technology misbehaving and a height issue.
Who's Mike?
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol goes to a B&B, Nick goes to Glastonbury in his mind and they help to distinguish between a friend and an acquaintance.
Proper jobs
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick has a fantasy about a bodily function, carol is not impressed and they help a worker who has been called back to the office and with a...
Taking pictures of pants
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol paints her toes and Nick has an idea on how to speed that up, someone gets their snaps taken off Instagram and they h...
The one-footed pigeon
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Carol puts a member of the family in a bag, Nick looks at daytime television and they help with being outside and ordering a takeaway
Woozy inducing
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Carol gets giddy, they advise a mother whose children put her on speaker phone and help with an earworm.
Carol tolerates Nick's inadequacies
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, there's hubble bubble toilet trouble, they help out with a house guest and Carol prepares for Armageddon.
Joanne's banned!
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, there's a lot of Lidl action, Carol thinks about reading out loud, they help a foreigner with some English expressions and Nick is ho...
Asking for directions
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Nick thinks about changing his tone, Carol picks a fight with van men and they get confused by Human Resources.
Everyone's a winner
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Carol has a theory about the Queen, while Nick does not and they help with negotiating a salary and with a couple thinking of taking the ne...
Yes "it" is
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol is so furious her ears popped, Nick is just as understanding as usual and they help with an ABBA related injury.
The danger element
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Carol gets a bad Elvis, Nick bags a bargain, there's an incident in a yoga class and they help a builder with annoying clients
A pre-used lover
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol tries to try on some sunglasses, Nick storms away from a pub and they help a friendship with benefits and an issue with plane s...
Huey who?
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, there's a brief echo problem, after which Nick and Carol play "where are they now?" and wonder about the nostalgia of the future
Touching the thongs
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Carol sings and Nick doesn't, they help out with a pastry dilemma and with a seating problem on trains.
Playing havoc with her 'do
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Nick hears of a clothing item with a special feature, Carol plans a trip, they advise on a car modification and help an ageing kitty.
The Rock 'n' Roll Wake
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol gets disciplinary, Nick receives some news and they help out with a licky dog and repackaging returns.
A Flobby Meal Deal
08 Apr 2024
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In this episode, Carol has a near death experience, Nick has an issue with his ringtone, they help a man with his award winning dentist and assist in ...
She's got the builders in.
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick and Carol are suffering some noise, they help out with a copy-cat, a girlfriend's difficult family and assist a lady who needs to sit ...
A taptastrophic tilemageddon
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol reads an article about one of her marriages, Nick says 'no thanks' to a cookie and they help out with a problem in the bedroom
Rocking by the sea
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Nick and Carol help out on the promenade, advise on a computer issue and assist with hill etiquette.
Living on the edge
25 Mar 2024
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This time, Carol is having a run-in with the government, Nick has an issue with a bank, they help out with a neighbour's delivery and advise a gym-goe...
Big jobs
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, a pervert stares at taps, Nick gets amused at the dentist, Carol measures herself against James Bond and they help a person who is hearing ...
A bloke walks in to a bar...
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Carol gets some grief, Nick finds a problem with a supplement, they help a passenger on a train and assist with some picky technology.
Sprinkled with Tinker Bell dust.
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Carol goes to a fantasy land, Nick pretends to be doing something at work, there's a brief encounter in an airport and they...
Noddy Holder's pool cleaner?
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick and Carol have a fashion fail, they help a man who can't stand work and assist with someone's teeth
A perfectly normal visitor
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Nick and Carol help someone who wants to get naked on TV, they share a money saving tip for a trip to Paris and assist with an unexpected g...
Sticks with knobs on
04 Mar 2024
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This week, Nick and Carol watch farmers doing something unmentionable in fields, Carol comes under attack, Nick gets a weird order at the bar and they...
The one hit wonders
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick takes a peek at Carol's room, Carol swerves the make-up counter, they help out with too much packaging and try not to break anything
So much expertise!
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, Nick and Carol compare hats, they help a compulsive worrier, hear about a nightmare and have an appointment with the drug doctor.
Hey sexy lady!
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Carol does/doesn't complain about the weather, Nick has a plan to get a free holiday, they get taught about hotel cleanliness and tackle ag...