What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin
Episodes
Problem...something...solution
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nick and Carol talk about Steve Wright, they go shopping for c**p, express their love of butter and help out a man whose wife eats funny.
Carol McGiffin is hot!
16 Feb 2024
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This time, Carol throws some shade, Nick goes to the Olympics, they help out a person with bathroom noises and check how much footballers earn.
A real game of cat and mouse
12 Feb 2024
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This week, Carol gets a visit form the gendarmes, Nick gets confused by fruit, they help a man with is name and pick sides in a neighbours' dispu...
Spanish ones are pants
09 Feb 2024
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This week, Nick weathers a storm, Carol has a beverage, they complain about their restaurant tables and decide to plump their pillows.
Blue sky thinking
05 Feb 2024
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This week, Nick makes the mistake of checking his bag, Carol flings things around willy-nilly, they help a man with his coat and run a few ideas up th...
The most relaxing thing ever.
02 Feb 2024
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This week, Nick gets asked something in the street, Carol explains her feelings about the London mayor and farming, and they help out with the issue o...
A bit of a lag
29 Jan 2024
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This episode features a built-in delay, Nick collars a billionaire, Carol goes all "Judith Chalmers", Nick finds out a famous person bought ...
A newfangled episode
26 Jan 2024
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In this episode, Carole drops an E, Nick takes a trip up a canal without a gondola, they help a person with their name and give good telly a...
Problems with stools
22 Jan 2024
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This week, Carol refuses to do the ironing, Nick picks on Easter, they help out a man who does everything and one that wants to leave the country.
No great shakes
19 Jan 2024
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This week, Carol refuses to cooperate with the police, Nick tries bathroom basketball and they help out a chap who claims he isn't normal
Fascinating extractions
15 Jan 2024
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This week, Nick and Carol look into the future, Carol has an energy failure, Nick takes a selfie, they peer at Brad Pitt's face and fight ab...
Oi! What's your problem?
12 Jan 2024
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This week Nick and Carol connect a gas cannister, get confused in a trade shop, go on the attack and take a look at Ed Sheeran.
We're Back!
08 Jan 2024
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This week, in part one of our new twice weekly podcast, Nick and Carol have a fight with the technology, they help with the dishes, pick a p...
The delivery man always rings twice
18 Dec 2023
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This week, Carol buys some shoes, Nick defends his furniture, they avoid the Ikea trek, help out with a charity outrage and assist with the oven.
A bit woozy
11 Dec 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol pour their drinks down the loo, have weird dreams, clean the carpets, get scared by Chat GPT and take care of the pets.
Carol takes a trip
04 Dec 2023
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This week, Carol has some money saving advice, Nick tries to un-hunch his shoulders, they help out with the Tooth Fairy, plan the buffet strategy and ...
She's got things on the go
27 Nov 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife an...
A stickler for the rules
20 Nov 2023
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This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where H...
The eight foot fake
13 Nov 2023
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This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship acto...
The Dump Button
06 Nov 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework
The Fat Day
30 Oct 2023
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This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long d...
Doughnuts, crisps and lard
23 Oct 2023
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This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial i...
KFC or Wimpy, Ibiza or Benidorm?
16 Oct 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol are over at Becks' place, they have breakfast out and help with a cat, a bat and some awful grandchildren.
Coming round
09 Oct 2023
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This week, Carol sets her alarm, Nick takes advantage of a window of opportunity, they are both brave little soldiers when visiting the dentist, they ...
Face ache
02 Oct 2023
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This week, Carol complains a lot, Nick leaves the hotel shampoo, they help out with a water problem, peer at bugs and wonder at scaffolding.
I'm doing the effin' podcast!
25 Sep 2023
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This week, Carol gets bothered by her husband, Nick refuses to rate the service, they help a woman who's husband is turning into his dad, there's trou...
Inequality Street
18 Sep 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol try not to get any water on them, get bored with other people's grand-kids, Carol takes up an instrument and Nick rumbles a ...
Five courses of pasta
11 Sep 2023
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This week, Carol ponders doing something frightening on TV, Nick orders from the 1970s menu, they avoid a shower of spittle and splash the cash.
Umming and ahing
04 Sep 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol try shaking hands, Carol cooks up a storm, Nick has it out with a gym goer and they help put things back together
Repelling the tourists in Brighton
29 Aug 2023
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This week Nick crosses the border into a militarised seaside resort, Carol thinks of selling pictures of her feet and there's a problem thats quite ha...
Overdosing on orange.
21 Aug 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol help to make the bed, Carol goes all 1970's, Nick cracks a Russian code and they try to remember that funny bloke from the t...
Drugs in chips
14 Aug 2023
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This week, Carol washes her trainers, Nick talks about tails, they fix Netflix and have a bash at cheering someone up.
The Leaf of Death
07 Aug 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol follow the weather, avoid bears, help a holidaymaker and check their blood pressure.
A bit of a domestic
31 Jul 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol are on their worst behaviour, try on Napoleon's hat for size, help out on a roundabout and check in as a singleton
The Bouncing Boobies
24 Jul 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol have a heated debate, Carol tries to call the government, Nick sees an incident with a dog and there's a huge pair of lips.
Literally, OMG, do you actually know what I mean?
17 Jul 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol get a pest drunk, Carol gets an offer she can't accept, Nick gets a grammar lesson and they argue about lunch.
The apology issue
10 Jul 2023
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This week, Carol shows a part of herself on television, Nick takes action against the sun and they help out with puppy love, air conditioning and inve...
Mellow yellow
03 Jul 2023
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This week, the class system question is solved, Carol gets attacked mid-podcast, Nick feels like an idiot and there's a problem in the loo.
Mooses in the hooses.
26 Jun 2023
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This week, in a festival of assistance, Nick and Carol weigh in at the airport, fail a job interview, Carol threatens her husband and Nick fails to ge...
The Class Issue
19 Jun 2023
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This week, Nick sees a shag in Brighton, Carol goes over the Shard, they argue about class, coffee, sandwiches, salads and maths but agree on queuing ...
Carol bites her lip
12 Jun 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol want to know if you're OK, Carol has a mouth related accident and Nick picks a fight with the Hells Angels.
Not in MY loo!
05 Jun 2023
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This week, Carol forgets where she's just been, Nick gets assaulted with a cassette, they help someone with a boring stalker and have a great idea abo...
Wotzizname?
30 May 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol give some sensible Scilly advice, forget who just died and assist with an incontinent dog.
Elton John's wardrobe
22 May 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol talk telly, Nick looks up a hotel he can't afford and tries clothes that don't suit him, Carol goes to butler school and fai...
A Horrible Hellhole
15 May 2023
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This week, Carol gets abuse and goes viral, Nick turns off daytime TV, Carol refuses to go to somewhere awful, they help a man with a dog bed and rate...
Fun with sausages
08 May 2023
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This week, Carol makes an error, Nick is remarkably understanding, they get lost in a car park and talk to a robot.
My wood is no-one's business
01 May 2023
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This week, Carol has a rendezvous, Nick dreams of pudding, Carol gets a winkle and they talk Oxford Street, David Bowie and having a clear-out.
Language Alert!
24 Apr 2023
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In this ruder than usual episode, Nick is put on hold, Carol picks a fight with Robocop, they help a man with his emails and they both fail to evolve.
Getting away with a wig
17 Apr 2023
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This week, Carol claims to have powers, Nick begs to differ, they peer at the King, order a really small coffee and try to park
Worst. Bond. Ever.
11 Apr 2023
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This week Nick has a code id his doze and Carol is just as sympathetic as you would expect. They talk super-spies, ask for a receipt and help someone ...
How big is Brad Pitt?
03 Apr 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol get ready to go out, point at good looking people, help a man who hired a moron, keep track of the kids and measure Brad Pit...
Just one squirt
27 Mar 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol help out a bored teen, try to get a mouse out of the house, eat banas and shrimp and have a fire emergency.
Carry On Killing
20 Mar 2023
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This week, Nick is slightly hung-over, Carol is in no mood for nonsense, they dress in gym clothes and talk sausages and ping food.
Dionne Warwick was my dinner date
13 Mar 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol search for perfection, Carol gets a quick medical, Nick gets up for a full English, they compare dinner dates and find a ter...
Getting flushed.
06 Mar 2023
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This week, Nick gets followed by Google, Carol has an issue with her face, they help out at the hairdressers and give excellent advice for t...
It was the chair!
27 Feb 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol accidentally ignore a question about the Magic Roundabout, Nick goes in search of a pastry, Carol takes a selfie i...
Minding our P's and Q's
20 Feb 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol have to be on their best behaviour, they try to sing in an English accent, peer at the kids' hairstyles and try to open a bo...
What's the recipe today Carol?
13 Feb 2023
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This week, Carol puts on her pinny, Nick takes charge of the toothbrush and everyone forgets everyone's names.
A science experiment
06 Feb 2023
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This week, Carol finds out what not to order at the bar, Nick gets something exciting in the post and we conduct an experiment with sound.
It's a bar-tastrophe!
30 Jan 2023
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This week, Carol gets her kit off, Nick has a special delivery, they go moron spotting and look up something they shouldn't in the dictionary.
Things that go pffft in the night
23 Jan 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol smell nice, get bored in Belgium, check their credit card statements, order something in French and clean the house.
Talking rubbish
16 Jan 2023
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This week, Nick and Carol compare their waste, help a vegan, do a runner and plan a stress-free year.
Carol does Southampton
09 Jan 2023
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This week, Carol recounts her triumphant quiz show appearance, Nick has a problem with his new air fryer, a lady in France has an issue with garlic br...
The Big Christmas Special
19 Dec 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol pack the podcast full of festive assistance. There's family squabbles sorted, the decorations untangled, the dinner fixed an...
A series of holiday nightmares
12 Dec 2022
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This week, Carol goes on a sunny holiday with disastrous results, Nick sits at home freezing his bottom off, they root around some department stores...
The eating issue
05 Dec 2022
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This week: Carol preps for a flight, Nick spots a nappy in Blackpool, they earwig someone's call on a train and spot a hair issue at the World Cup.
Who dealt it?
28 Nov 2022
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It's a whodunnit this week and Nick and Carol try to get to the bottom of it, they also tackle a pizza, get a piercing and share some gum.
Let's get ready to rumble.
21 Nov 2022
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This week, Carol has a compliant, Nick gets festive early, they help a disappearing woman and sort out a lists addict.
What's going on?
14 Nov 2022
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This week, Carol goes to Lapland, Nick is hot in bed, there's advice on rating your old employer and what not to eat on a plane.
The problem with problems
07 Nov 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol abuse an electric toothbrush, cross a river the expensive way, iron the sheets and are amazed at the genius of trees
The Good News Week
31 Oct 2022
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This week, Carol loses her iPad, Nick breaks into a run, they smell the roses and refuse the sex chocolates.
Carol gets a boost.
24 Oct 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol dial 999, tell the neighbours to keep it down, peer at swans and make a scene in WH Smiths.
A Woman on the Edge
17 Oct 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol order breakfast, give an IT man a one star review, fail to make friends at work, think about joining a commune and choose b...
The Boinking Gnomes
10 Oct 2022
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In this week's globe-trotting issue, we take a trip round Carol's French garden, Nick gets disappointed in a bakery in Soho, there's a family problem ...
The delivery man buzzes twice
04 Oct 2022
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This week, Carol has a fight with a washing machine, Nick gets picked up in Los Angeles, there's an issue with a bad boss and an incident with a rec...
A problem with cheese
26 Sep 2022
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This week, Carol is a pain in the neck, Nick imagines people naked, there's some unpleasantness on a Zoom meeting and they get the feeling they're be...
A Thai massage and a bag of chips.
20 Sep 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol talk about competitive emoting, Carol loses her numbers, there's an encounter with Taylor Swift and something unpleasant abo...
Pill packet rage
12 Sep 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol help out on Southend Pier, have an issue with drugs, find problems filling up and watch a festival of cheating.
The bums episode
05 Sep 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol get to the bottom of it, Nick has an incident on a boat, Carol appears on the news, they identify a problem with sports fans...
Carol does the dance
29 Aug 2022
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This week, Nick is in a rush, Carol gets on stage, they cling to old friends, navigate a roundabout and almost make a pizza.
The flashing gnome
22 Aug 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol pick a fight with computers, Carol shares too much about her decor, there's a unique way of eating Jaffa Cakes, Nick still ...
The Lost Tape
15 Aug 2022
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This week's is the one that should have gone out last week, that we thought had been lost but was found thanks to the nice people at Zencastr. Carol ...
The rise of the chipmunk
02 Aug 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol go star spotting, listen to a hospital machine rocking out and hear of some unpleasantness at a tourist attraction
Never next to a pool
25 Jul 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol actually give some pretty good advice about renting or buying a place to live, Nick goes on a controversial night out and Ca...
Bopping in the shop
18 Jul 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol get up on the good foot, Carol promises not to behead her waiter, Nick decides where not to go on holiday and they help out ...
Rethinking dogs
11 Jul 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol hitch a lift, Carol gets her fur rubbed the wrong way and Nick admires vandalism.
Carol’s got a code id her dose
04 Jul 2022
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This week, Nick gets a drink in prison, Carol makes a stink and they compare plastic surgery and star signs.
Nick and Carol do art
27 Jun 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol take in the view, Carol makes a legally enforceable promise, they help with the ringing in your ears and avoid watching snuf...
The Restaurant Incident
20 Jun 2022
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This week, Nick gets crowded, Carol has a long lunch, they both give surprisingly good holiday advice and suggest where not to stick a camera.
Fun with candles
13 Jun 2022
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This week, Carol makes a smell, Nick tries the juice of the jungle, they help someone who doesn’t know whether to speed up or slow down and have an ...
Warning lights flashing
06 Jun 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol fix a car, sympathise with Wills, hear noises in their heads and figure out why we are here.
Talkin’ proper
30 May 2022
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This week Nick and Carol help with diction, assist with a broken mirror, decide on a big move and find some lost sunglasses.
A holiday expert speaks
23 May 2022
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This week, Nick goes on about his holiday, Carol gets bitten by a thing and there’s excellent advice on getting away from it all.
The Breast Stroke Issue
16 May 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol get their certificates, help out a student with his Latin and give great advice on attending an awards ceremony.
Birds, cats and rats
09 May 2022
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This week, Carol tries to please her fans, Nick gets patted on the head, there’s problems with birds, cats and rats, they have too much choice and g...
Blowing in the wind
03 May 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol explain when it is acceptable to have a small personal accident in front of your partner, Carol gets stuck in a festival, Ni...
Artificial unintelligence
26 Apr 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol decide whether not play tennis or golf, Carol gets assaulted at the airport, Nick sleeps in late and they both get some pael...
That’s a fat cat!
19 Apr 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol order a low alcoholic beverage, help and insomniac, peer at a dripping tap and have trouble on a train.
Peanuts stuck in your teeth
11 Apr 2022
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This week Nick and Carol help out with a dental problem, wonder whether to risk a holiday and Carol fails to hit an important button.
Rocking, not rolling
04 Apr 2022
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This week Nick and Carol share a lack of love for Shakespeare, construct a forbidden playlist and help out on the school run