What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

The danger element

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This time, Carol gets a bad Elvis, Nick bags a bargain, there's an incident in a yoga class and they help a builder with annoying clients

A pre-used lover

26 Apr 2024

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In this episode, Carol tries to try on some sunglasses, Nick storms away from a pub and they help a friendship with benefits and an issue with plane s...

Huey who?

22 Apr 2024

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In this episode, there's a brief echo problem, after which Nick and Carol play "where are they now?" and wonder about the nostalgia of the future

Touching the thongs

19 Apr 2024

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In this episode Carol sings and Nick doesn't, they help out with a pastry dilemma and with a seating problem on trains.

Playing havoc with her 'do

15 Apr 2024

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In this episode, Nick hears of a clothing item with a special feature, Carol plans a trip, they advise on a car modification and help an ageing kitty.

The Rock 'n' Roll Wake

12 Apr 2024

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In this episode, Carol gets disciplinary, Nick receives some news and they help out with a licky dog and repackaging returns.

A Flobby Meal Deal

08 Apr 2024

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In this episode, Carol has a near death experience, Nick has an issue with his ringtone, they help a man with his award winning dentist and assist in ...

She's got the builders in.

05 Apr 2024

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This week, Nick and Carol are suffering some noise, they help out with a copy-cat, a girlfriend's difficult family and assist a lady who needs to sit ...

A taptastrophic tilemageddon

02 Apr 2024

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This week, Carol reads an article about one of her marriages, Nick says 'no thanks' to a cookie and they help out with a problem in the bedroom

Rocking by the sea

29 Mar 2024

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This time, Nick and Carol help out on the promenade, advise on a computer issue and assist with hill etiquette.

Living on the edge

25 Mar 2024

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This time, Carol is having a run-in with the government, Nick has an issue with a bank, they help out with a neighbour's delivery and advise a gym-goe...

Big jobs

22 Mar 2024

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This time, a pervert stares at taps, Nick gets amused at the dentist, Carol measures herself against James Bond and they help a person who is hearing ...

A bloke walks in to a bar...

18 Mar 2024

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In this episode Carol gets some grief, Nick finds a problem with a supplement, they help a passenger on a train and assist with some picky technology.

Sprinkled with Tinker Bell dust.

15 Mar 2024

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In this episode, Carol goes to a fantasy land, Nick pretends to be doing something at work, there's a brief encounter in an airport and they...

Noddy Holder's pool cleaner?

11 Mar 2024

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This week, Nick and Carol have a fashion fail, they help a man who can't stand work and assist with someone's teeth

A perfectly normal visitor

08 Mar 2024

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This time, Nick and Carol help someone who wants to get naked on TV, they share a money saving tip for a trip to Paris and assist with an unexpected g...

Sticks with knobs on

04 Mar 2024

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This week, Nick and Carol watch farmers doing something unmentionable in fields, Carol comes under attack, Nick gets a weird order at the bar and they...

The one hit wonders

01 Mar 2024

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This week, Nick takes a peek at Carol's room, Carol swerves the make-up counter, they help out with too much packaging and try not to break anything

So much expertise!

26 Feb 2024

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This time, Nick and Carol compare hats, they help a compulsive worrier, hear about a nightmare and have an appointment with the drug doctor.

Hey sexy lady!

23 Feb 2024

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This week, Carol does/doesn't complain about the weather, Nick has a plan to get a free holiday, they get taught about hotel cleanliness and tackle ag...

Problem...something...solution

19 Feb 2024

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This week, Nick and Carol talk about Steve Wright, they go shopping for c**p, express their love of butter and help out a man whose wife eats funny.

Carol McGiffin is hot!

16 Feb 2024

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This time, Carol throws some shade, Nick goes to the Olympics, they help out a person with bathroom noises and check how much footballers earn.

A real game of cat and mouse

12 Feb 2024

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This week, Carol gets a visit form the gendarmes, Nick gets confused by fruit, they help a man with is name and pick sides in a neighbours' dispu...

Spanish ones are pants

09 Feb 2024

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This week, Nick weathers a storm, Carol has a beverage, they complain about their restaurant tables and decide to plump their pillows.

Blue sky thinking

05 Feb 2024

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This week, Nick makes the mistake of checking his bag, Carol flings things around willy-nilly, they help a man with his coat and run a few ideas up th...

The most relaxing thing ever.

02 Feb 2024

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This week, Nick gets asked something in the street, Carol explains her feelings about the London mayor and farming, and they help out with the issue o...

A bit of a lag

29 Jan 2024

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This episode features a built-in delay, Nick collars a billionaire, Carol goes all "Judith Chalmers", Nick finds out a famous person bought ...

A newfangled episode

26 Jan 2024

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In this episode, Carole drops an E, Nick takes a trip up a canal without a gondola, they help a person with their name and give good telly a...

Problems with stools

22 Jan 2024

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This week, Carol refuses to do the ironing, Nick picks on Easter, they help out a man who does everything and one that wants to leave the country.

No great shakes

19 Jan 2024

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This week, Carol refuses to cooperate with the police, Nick tries bathroom basketball and they help out a chap who claims he isn't normal

Fascinating extractions

15 Jan 2024

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This week, Nick and Carol look into the future, Carol has an energy failure, Nick takes a selfie, they peer at Brad Pitt's face and fight ab...

Oi! What's your problem?

12 Jan 2024

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This week Nick and Carol connect a gas cannister, get confused in a trade shop, go on the attack and take a look at Ed Sheeran.

We're Back!

08 Jan 2024

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This week, in part one of our new twice weekly podcast, Nick and Carol have a fight with the technology, they help with the dishes, pick a p...

The delivery man always rings twice

18 Dec 2023

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This week, Carol buys some shoes, Nick defends his furniture, they avoid the Ikea trek, help out with a charity outrage and assist with the oven.

A bit woozy

11 Dec 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol pour their drinks down the loo, have weird dreams, clean the carpets, get scared by Chat GPT and take care of the pets.

Carol takes a trip

04 Dec 2023

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This week, Carol has some money saving advice, Nick tries to un-hunch his shoulders, they help out with the Tooth Fairy, plan the buffet strategy and ...

She's got things on the go

27 Nov 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife an...

A stickler for the rules

20 Nov 2023

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This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where H...

The eight foot fake

13 Nov 2023

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This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship acto...

The Dump Button

06 Nov 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework

The Fat Day

30 Oct 2023

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This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long d...

Doughnuts, crisps and lard

23 Oct 2023

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This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial i...

KFC or Wimpy, Ibiza or Benidorm?

16 Oct 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol are over at Becks' place, they have breakfast out and help with a cat, a bat and some awful grandchildren.

Coming round

09 Oct 2023

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This week, Carol sets her alarm, Nick takes advantage of a window of opportunity, they are both brave little soldiers when visiting the dentist, they ...

Face ache

02 Oct 2023

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This week, Carol complains a lot, Nick leaves the hotel shampoo, they help out with a water problem, peer at bugs and wonder at scaffolding.

I'm doing the effin' podcast!

25 Sep 2023

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This week, Carol gets bothered by her husband, Nick refuses to rate the service, they help a woman who's husband is turning into his dad, there's trou...

Inequality Street

18 Sep 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol try not to get any water on them, get bored with other people's grand-kids, Carol takes up an instrument and Nick rumbles a ...

Five courses of pasta

11 Sep 2023

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This week, Carol ponders doing something frightening on TV, Nick orders from the 1970s menu, they avoid a shower of spittle and splash the cash.

Umming and ahing

04 Sep 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol try shaking hands, Carol cooks up a storm, Nick has it out with a gym goer and they help put things back together

Repelling the tourists in Brighton

29 Aug 2023

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This week Nick crosses the border into a militarised seaside resort, Carol thinks of selling pictures of her feet and there's a problem thats quite ha...

Overdosing on orange.

21 Aug 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol help to make the bed, Carol goes all 1970's, Nick cracks a Russian code and they try to remember that funny bloke from the t...

Drugs in chips

14 Aug 2023

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This week, Carol washes her trainers, Nick talks about tails, they fix Netflix and have a bash at cheering someone up.

The Leaf of Death

07 Aug 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol follow the weather, avoid bears, help a holidaymaker and check their blood pressure.

A bit of a domestic

31 Jul 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol are on their worst behaviour, try on Napoleon's hat for size, help out on a roundabout and check in as a singleton

The Bouncing Boobies

24 Jul 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol have a heated debate, Carol tries to call the government, Nick sees an incident with a dog and there's a huge pair of lips.

Literally, OMG, do you actually know what I mean?

17 Jul 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol get a pest drunk, Carol gets an offer she can't accept, Nick gets a grammar lesson and they argue about lunch.

The apology issue

10 Jul 2023

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This week, Carol shows a part of herself on television, Nick takes action against the sun and they help out with puppy love, air conditioning and inve...

Mellow yellow

03 Jul 2023

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This week, the class system question is solved, Carol gets attacked mid-podcast, Nick feels like an idiot and there's a problem in the loo.

Mooses in the hooses.

26 Jun 2023

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This week, in a festival of assistance, Nick and Carol weigh in at the airport, fail a job interview, Carol threatens her husband and Nick fails to ge...

The Class Issue

19 Jun 2023

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This week, Nick sees a shag in Brighton, Carol goes over the Shard, they argue about class, coffee, sandwiches, salads and maths but agree on queuing ...

Carol bites her lip

12 Jun 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol want to know if you're OK, Carol has a mouth related accident and Nick picks a fight with the Hells Angels.

Not in MY loo!

05 Jun 2023

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This week, Carol forgets where she's just been, Nick gets assaulted with a cassette, they help someone with a boring stalker and have a great idea abo...

Wotzizname?

30 May 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol give some sensible Scilly advice, forget who just died and assist with an incontinent dog.

Elton John's wardrobe

22 May 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol talk telly, Nick looks up a hotel he can't afford and tries clothes that don't suit him, Carol goes to butler school and fai...

A Horrible Hellhole

15 May 2023

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This week, Carol gets abuse and goes viral, Nick turns off daytime TV, Carol refuses to go to somewhere awful, they help a man with a dog bed and rate...

Fun with sausages

08 May 2023

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This week, Carol makes an error, Nick is remarkably understanding, they get lost in a car park and talk to a robot.

My wood is no-one's business

01 May 2023

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This week, Carol has a rendezvous, Nick dreams of pudding, Carol gets a winkle and they talk Oxford Street, David Bowie and having a clear-out.

Language Alert!

24 Apr 2023

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In this ruder than usual episode, Nick is put on hold, Carol picks a fight with Robocop, they help a man with his emails and they both fail to evolve.

Getting away with a wig

17 Apr 2023

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This week, Carol claims to have powers, Nick begs to differ, they peer at the King, order a really small coffee and try to park

Worst. Bond. Ever.

11 Apr 2023

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This week Nick has a code id his doze and Carol is just as sympathetic as you would expect. They talk super-spies, ask for a receipt and help someone ...

How big is Brad Pitt?

03 Apr 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol get ready to go out, point at good looking people, help a man who hired a moron, keep track of the kids and measure Brad Pit...

Just one squirt

27 Mar 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol help out a bored teen, try to get a mouse out of the house, eat banas and shrimp and have a fire emergency.

Carry On Killing

20 Mar 2023

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This week, Nick is slightly hung-over, Carol is in no mood for nonsense, they dress in gym clothes and talk sausages and ping food.

Dionne Warwick was my dinner date

13 Mar 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol search for perfection, Carol gets a quick medical, Nick gets up for a full English, they compare dinner dates and find a ter...

Getting flushed.

06 Mar 2023

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This week, Nick gets followed by Google, Carol has an issue with her face, they help out at the hairdressers and give excellent advice for t...

It was the chair!

27 Feb 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol accidentally ignore a question about the Magic Roundabout, Nick goes in search of a pastry, Carol takes a selfie i...

Minding our P's and Q's

20 Feb 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol have to be on their best behaviour, they try to sing in an English accent, peer at the kids' hairstyles and try to open a bo...

What's the recipe today Carol?

13 Feb 2023

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This week, Carol puts on her pinny, Nick takes charge of the toothbrush and everyone forgets everyone's names.

A science experiment

06 Feb 2023

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This week, Carol finds out what not to order at the bar, Nick gets something exciting in the post and we conduct an experiment with sound.

It's a bar-tastrophe!

30 Jan 2023

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This week, Carol gets her kit off, Nick has a special delivery, they go moron spotting and look up something they shouldn't in the dictionary.

Things that go pffft in the night

23 Jan 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol smell nice, get bored in Belgium, check their credit card statements, order something in French and clean the house.

Talking rubbish

16 Jan 2023

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This week, Nick and Carol compare their waste, help a vegan, do a runner and plan a stress-free year.

Carol does Southampton

09 Jan 2023

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This week, Carol recounts her triumphant quiz show appearance, Nick has a problem with his new air fryer, a lady in France has an issue with garlic br...

The Big Christmas Special

19 Dec 2022

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This week, Nick and Carol pack the podcast full of festive assistance. There's family squabbles sorted, the decorations untangled, the dinner fixed an...

A series of holiday nightmares

12 Dec 2022

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This week, Carol goes on a sunny holiday with disastrous results, Nick sits at home freezing his bottom off, they root around some department stores...

The eating issue

05 Dec 2022

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This week: Carol preps for a flight, Nick spots a nappy in Blackpool, they earwig someone's call on a train and spot a hair issue at the World Cup.

Who dealt it?

28 Nov 2022

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It's a whodunnit this week and Nick and Carol try to get to the bottom of it, they also tackle a pizza, get a piercing and share some gum.

Let's get ready to rumble.

21 Nov 2022

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This week, Carol has a compliant, Nick gets festive early, they help a disappearing woman and sort out a lists addict.

What's going on?

14 Nov 2022

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This week, Carol goes to Lapland, Nick is hot in bed, there's advice on rating your old employer and what not to eat on a plane.

The problem with problems

07 Nov 2022

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This week, Nick and Carol abuse an electric toothbrush, cross a river the expensive way, iron the sheets and are amazed at the genius of trees

The Good News Week

31 Oct 2022

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This week, Carol loses her iPad, Nick breaks into a run, they smell the roses and refuse the sex chocolates.

Carol gets a boost.

24 Oct 2022

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This week, Nick and Carol dial 999, tell the neighbours to keep it down, peer at swans and make a scene in WH Smiths.

A Woman on the Edge

17 Oct 2022

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This week, Nick and Carol order breakfast, give an IT man a one star review, fail to make friends at work, think about joining a commune and choose b...

The Boinking Gnomes

10 Oct 2022

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In this week's globe-trotting issue, we take a trip round Carol's French garden, Nick gets disappointed in a bakery in Soho, there's a family problem ...

The delivery man buzzes twice

04 Oct 2022

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This week, Carol has a fight with a washing machine, Nick gets picked up in Los Angeles, there's an issue with a bad boss and an incident with a rec...

A problem with cheese

26 Sep 2022

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This week, Carol is a pain in the neck, Nick imagines people naked, there's some unpleasantness on a Zoom meeting and they get the feeling they're be...

A Thai massage and a bag of chips.

20 Sep 2022

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This week, Nick and Carol talk about competitive emoting, Carol loses her numbers, there's an encounter with Taylor Swift and something unpleasant abo...

Pill packet rage

12 Sep 2022

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This week, Nick and Carol help out on Southend Pier, have an issue with drugs, find problems filling up and watch a festival of cheating.

The bums episode

05 Sep 2022

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This week, Nick and Carol get to the bottom of it, Nick has an incident on a boat, Carol appears on the news, they identify a problem with sports fans...

Carol does the dance

29 Aug 2022

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This week, Nick is in a rush, Carol gets on stage, they cling to old friends, navigate a roundabout and almost make a pizza.