What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin
Episodes
Eating dirt does you good
28 Mar 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol watch something stupid, there’s advice about chewing gum and keeping your hands smooth and Carol’s hubby gets an indecen...
Shooting potatoes
21 Mar 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol help with other people’s dogs, get pedantic about grammar and make a racket walking down the street.
Snogging in the coal shed
14 Mar 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol help a Nigel, Nick finds it hard to remember anything, Carol shares too much and they learn when you can’t have any puddin...
Chucked out of parliament.
07 Mar 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol help a dissatisfied radio listener, battle a big fly, accept cookies and go (separately) to have a drink in the Houses of Pa...
Don’t swallow that gum!
28 Feb 2022
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This week, Nick ad Carol protest that they ain’t done nuffink, Carol buys something huge by mistake, Nick admires the view from the edge and they bo...
Fun with dairy!
21 Feb 2022
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This week, Carol is back from her holidays, Nick gets an offer he might refuse, they help find a person’s mojo and there’s party fun with the cont...
The problem with babies
14 Feb 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol get updated, Carol defends her wardrobe, Nick is attacked while driving and they have excellent advice for friends of new mo...
The least helpful episode of all
07 Feb 2022
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This week, Carol paints her nails, Nick drives round Croydon and they compare there’s a guessing game about holidays.
You saw a mouse? Where?
31 Jan 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol help someone who takes their life in their hands driving through Croydon, deal with rodent issue, remember the last time the...
A tip: Don’t tip twice!
24 Jan 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol help a person with a LOT of problems, get shown to a bad restaurant table, discuss forcing people to watch Carol on the tel...
The 100th Episode!
17 Jan 2022
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This week, Nick and Carol go shopping, help an unread writer, discover something weird about Nick and about Carol’s pen pal. Plus, their favourite c...
A bit too much happiness
10 Jan 2022
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On the 99th episode, Nick and Carol make someone laugh at a vaccinator, help a worker whose colleagues are too cheery and another whose flatmates are ...
The Proper Stopper
20 Dec 2021
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In this week's Christmas special Nick and Carol are full of festive spirit and help a LOT of people. No, really.
Doing stupid things
12 Dec 2021
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This week, Nick remembers not to turn left and Carol goes under the influence, they help with a mother's texting, hiding the presents and chopping dow...
The latest f*****g episode.
06 Dec 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol go to the doctors, bleep out the rude bits, suck water out of the air, advise an old thrill seeker, choose a table in a rest...
Don't tell your boss!
28 Nov 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol think you should keep some things to yourself, decide not to go to the theatre, plan an escape from jail and Nick gets cold...
50 years too late
22 Nov 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol help someone who needs a time machine, over-share, crash into things, spot a James Bond lookalike, try not to pick fights wi...
Drifting
15 Nov 2021
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This week: Carol overindulges, Nick gets done for going backwards, they take a trip round a festive tat sale, help someone addicted to calling the rad...
The Land of the Frozen Poop
08 Nov 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol send their pizzas back, help with some winter blues, get asked to go on Strictly Come Dancing, find the best place for your ...
Don't eat that bun!
01 Nov 2021
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This week, a dive into Carol's CD collection, getting the other half to rake the leaves, being weird while shopping, paying a ransom for your doodle a...
Snogging the boss
26 Oct 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol talk about being inappropriate with the management, getting wound up, Punch and Judy shows, old James Bond films, insulting ...
An offer you shouldn't accept
17 Oct 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol accept rides from strangers, help someone say "missing you", appear to be married and have fun at the dentists.
Telling your boss what you think
11 Oct 2021
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nick and Carol are back and just as helpful as they ever were. This week, getting off Fortnite, boozy lunches, telling your boss what you shouldn't an...
The unreleased practice session
03 Oct 2021
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This week there is no new episode, instead this is the tape from June 2019 of the first time we got together after decades apart to try out what becam...
Not ordinary, extra-ordinary
26 Sep 2021
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Nick and Carol attack the breakfast buffet, pack for Belfast and sound drunk but it's not their fault.
A bad influence
19 Sep 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol affect someone's behaviour, help with a toilet issue, knit their own blanket and discover the new Victor Meldrew.
Nick and Carol for dinner
12 Sep 2021
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This week Nick and Carol get invited to dinner but no food for them, worrying news about Thailand, the pregnancy minefield and being intolerant of int...
The Nickers Issue
06 Sep 2021
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This week, Carol is getting ready for her tour but has forgotten something important, Robert Redford tells a joke, there's tips on buying a house and ...
The Kiss of Death
30 Aug 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol are a danger to celebrities, discuss not doing dogs and how to be more rock'n'roll playing the piano
Nick's Birthday Special
23 Aug 2021
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This week, what ghosts wear, the boredom of being a barrister, blaming your parents, having an accident and Carol's late for lunch.
Can you hear me? A History with Nick and Carol.
17 Aug 2021
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In this bumper summer edition, Nick and Carol talk drinking on a plane, falling asleep with a stranger, ghosts, fizzy pop, getting your bus pass and t...
Lying about your age
09 Aug 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol give advice on telling the truth on dating sites, cutting your sandwich in half, selecting a password and arguing with frien...
So, it is what it is.
02 Aug 2021
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This week Nick and Carol get uptight about language, help a man with a dentist habit, attack a spaceman and forget everyone's name.
The things you can find in a library!
26 Jul 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol's hair goes flat, they root about in the picture box, contemplate a breakfast sausage, refuse flip-flops and Carol gets disc...
Chucking bottles with Sophia Loren
20 Jul 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol jump into a hot tub, hob nob with a major film star and buy a yogurt.
Back to front
12 Jul 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol drive on the wrong side of the road, can't start laughing or stop laughing and take the end and stick it at the front.
Rooting through the bins
04 Jul 2021
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This week, Carol is back in France and still complaining, we tackle Sunday builders, fail to water the plants, sing along to the kettle, are forced to...
The Whacky Waving Inflatable Tube
28 Jun 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol skip sports, get stared at by a baby, spot a Boris Johnson look-a-like and don't like likes.
Picking the wrong queue at the supermarket
20 Jun 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol endure multiple shop nightmares, get a little something in the post and take a lesson in pronunciation.
Unwrinkling your pants
14 Jun 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol iron their smalls, exercise under the desk and try to get the world's most annoying song out of their heads.
Walking naked through a restaurant.
06 Jun 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol suffer a wardrobe malfunction (actually, just Carol), an anonymous helper steps into the light, they help a wallflower mingl...
A tattoo of what on your where?
31 May 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol get floored by perhaps the best email yet, drop their biscuit in their tea and swear A LOT.
Pudding for breakfast
24 May 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol get their eyes fixed, forget where they put their keys, find the booze shelf bare and go on a sausage hunt.
Where's Cher?
17 May 2021
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This week Nick and Carol turn their phones very off, talk cruising, almost hang out with Beckham and Clooney and have a mild disagreement about...ever...
Sailing close to the wind
10 May 2021
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This week Nick and Carol finally unravel The Great Red Ball Mystery from last week, find an unflattering thing to say about new cars, try to remember ...
The Great Red Ball Mystery
03 May 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol fix Saturday Night TV, select some casual wear from the Grattan Catalogue and investigate the hidden device that you didn't ...
Didn't we do well?
26 Apr 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol congratulate us all for being good little conservers, Carol refuses to take a call, Nick gets drowned in paper, they eat in ...
Bond...Mr and Mrs James Bond
18 Apr 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol get cosy with a super-spy, spot a listening device in their homes, plan to avoid a pub garden and get bored of their friends...
What species is that?
12 Apr 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol get light headed, groan a lot, swerve Zoom and help a man who doesn't know what his problem is.
How this all started
06 Apr 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol remember how they met, forget what it is like to see street life and experience a Japanese toilet.
Nick's never gonna give you up!
29 Mar 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol help a kid with his homework, spend too long in the bath, fight with the census and enjoy lock-in a little too much.
Carol hums!
22 Mar 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol help with expressing sighs of contentment, playing spot the witch, try edible maggots and definitely don't repeat themselves...
My brain's all shook up.
15 Mar 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol go rollercoasting, catch cows, fight with a kettle and ask the internet for free money.
Welcome to the future!
08 Mar 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol have helpful advice on finding out passwords with an axe and a power tool, marvel at the date and find out how to get maximu...
Learning to love again
01 Mar 2021
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This week Nick and Carol bring people together but also pull people apart, find something to do under lockdown and help bring a little grumpiness into...
Someone famous is following me
22 Feb 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol forget what they are supposed to be doing and fail at their jobs, try on some very old clothes, look themselves up on the in...
Slip sliding away
15 Feb 2021
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This week, Nick gets stuck on the ice, Carol finds out where she works, why the TV news always sends weather reporters outside in storms and who is wo...
Filthy habits
08 Feb 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol clear some cupboard space, practice good dental hygiene, tackle armed police and do mental arithmetic
Nick and Carol do electrical engineering
03 Feb 2021
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This week, Nick & Carol get schooled on science, give weight loss advice, peek behind the scenes of a huge TV and groom a pooch
Excellent names for a rock band.
26 Jan 2021
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This week, Nick and Carol come up with some names for a rock'n'roller, fail to tip the removal men and leave the dishes in the sink.
How to be not funny
18 Jan 2021
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This week Nick and Carol wonder how the world would ever get on without us humans, advise someone who tries too hard to please and say something insen...
The word is: "ritual"
11 Jan 2021
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This week Nick and Carol swap recurring dreams, help out a chap whose friend has the hump with him and then compare seats.
A Christmas Carol and Nick
21 Dec 2020
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In this extra long festive edition, Nick and Carol talk baubles, help a man who sees his girlfriend as a fish and stop two brothers fighting in the ba...
Getting your tubes cleaned
14 Dec 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol have their homework marked and are told they must do better, find out what goes on in Norfolk and have a major dispute about...
Too much googling
08 Dec 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol join the Flying Squad, send a message on a machine from another age, talk Saturday Night TV and help a desperate man in a pu...
The all singing episode
30 Nov 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol suffer through a blast from the past, help people that don't really need helping and go riding in their cars. Please subs...
Breakfast in a tin
23 Nov 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol start the day the old fashioned way, discuss the desperation of Britain's most famous couple, get a thumbs up from outside t...
Where to find love up a country lane
16 Nov 2020
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This week Nick and Carol actually do help someone who has a problem with his car being unattractive to the opposite sex, Carol has technical issues, N...
Winning the National Lottery!
09 Nov 2020
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This week, someone's numbers come up, a chocoholic needs a fridge door lock and drinking rocket fuel. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick a...
The sizzling sex episode
02 Nov 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol are at the end of their tethers, Carol picks a peck of peppercorns, Nick has a fight with a leaf blower and they both end u...
Caught short with nowhere to go
26 Oct 2020
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This week, Nick throws a fit in Greenwich, Carol defends herself against criminal charges and they both pick a fight with estate agents. Also, some pe...
Neighbours that go bump in the night
19 Oct 2020
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This week Nick and Carol tell those next door to keep it down a bit, try to prevent a domestic incident and don't give up anything for Stoptober. P...
Carol does her nut
12 Oct 2020
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This week, Nick fails to help Carol with a travel issue, Carol goes into plumbing, they both hunt for Nick on the internet and choose the best place t...
Carol gets corrected
05 Oct 2020
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This week, Nick is asked a fundamental question, Carol receives WAY too much information about airports and they tackle the booze cupboard. Please ...
Is everybody happy?
30 Sep 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol have a refreshing cigarette break in the surf, help the world with philanthropy and end up back in the toilet again. Plea...
Sausages and dingleberries
21 Sep 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol agree on a couple of safe words, help a man in a boring occupation become a superhero, finish doing thedishes and answer the...
Saved by the banana
14 Sep 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol go caravaning on water, help a man in Barnsley who has a problem with China and deal with a pain in the neck. Please subs...
Over or under?
07 Sep 2020
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This week, Nick and carol are stuck in the toilet being the paper police, Carol goes cruelty-free and they are asked the most profound question of thi...
Caravanning with Mother
31 Aug 2020
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This week Nick and Carol try to help a person that won't say what the problem is, they get locked out but it wasn't their fault and its off to the car...
Gone fishing
24 Aug 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol bait their hooks, Carol catches a goose and Nick ends up in hospital, there's a dash to the airport and there's a little lig...
Toilet roll origami
17 Aug 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol inspect a bathroom, say where they thought they'd be in the future when they were younger and less beautiful and they attack...
Everyone annoys me!
10 Aug 2020
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This week Nick and Carol help someone who is irritated by absolutely everyone after being locked in for so long, tackle the tricky love life of the ne...
Throwing your pint in someone's face
03 Aug 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol get an uncontrollable urge, recieve some whining at about Millenials and Carol finds she has a doppelganger, someone exactly...
The fresh air between my sheets
27 Jul 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol refuse to work harder, dance like no-one's watching, pop into a pub and find a use for the cardboard tube in a toilet roll. ...
One word: MASSIVE!
20 Jul 2020
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This week, after a peek behind the scenes, Nick is subject to a personal attack and Carol answers a woman complainin' about dropped g's, while droppin...
Are you after some business?
13 Jul 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol get an indecent proposal, suffer the heat in Hong Kong, plan a surprise birthday party and help out a Hi-Fi hoarder. Plea...
Shut that drawer!
06 Jul 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol come to the assistance of a person who knows a Carole with an "e", that is not as funny as our Carol without an "e", they sm...
Letting out gas on a plane
30 Jun 2020
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This week Nick and Carol help a man who has got too used to his lockdown life, fail to assist a person with a neighbour problem by going on about the ...
To shave or not to shave
22 Jun 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol help a man who thinks his girlfriend has an underarm landscaping problem, we attack backpack wearers on trains, advise on s...
Keeping tabs on your stuff
16 Jun 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol try finding out which accent is funniest without offending anyone, help someone whose partner keeps moving things around and...
The perfect excuse
08 Jun 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol shout down from upstairs, drive a forklift over men in black hard hats and tackle boring parents. Please subscribe and re...
We can see up your nose!
01 Jun 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol help a person who is having their peace disturbed by a Wendy House, ponder about whether bad people know they are bad and th...
Spelling "HELP" with Alphabetti Spaghetti
25 May 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol assist a person who wants to be a good neighbor, disagree about food in interesting shapes and aid a man who wants to choose...
Who to leave your cow with
19 May 2020
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This week Nick and Carol tackle music blasting through open windows, where not to travel to and which accents are the most trustworthy. Please subs...
Donald Duck's got no pants on
11 May 2020
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This week Nick and Carol help a man who has moron problems, there's naked cartoon characters and how to stop your nails growing. Please subscribe a...
Millions of screaming kids
04 May 2020
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Nick and Carol "help" a person with boundary issues, discuss experts and assist a desperate man with chat-up lines. Please subscribe and review! ...
Winging it
27 Apr 2020
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This week Nick and Carol assist a woman with a bingo problem, we investigate suing a whole country and help out with a wierdo-magnet. Please subscr...
A cat leaves a present for a dog
20 Apr 2020
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This week Nick and Carol help out with a Death Metal problem, assist a person with a very short issue and Carol is accused of historical abuse (!) ...
Guess who else is coming to dinner
30 Mar 2020
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This week, Nick and Carol go into the bathroom together, experience an unexpected guest or two and take their feet off the seats. Please subscribe ...
A little too much adorableness
24 Mar 2020
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This week Nick and Carol look into a puppy's eyes, there's some finger-wagging and some high anxiety. To be helped, send your problems to nickandcarol...