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Will & Rusty's Playdate

he caught me with my fly down

Wed, 12 Feb 2025

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Rusty panics about a mistake he made at dinner, Will fangirls over MJ Lenderman, and Lauren relives a weed nightmare in the dining hall. The boys also talk about how songs are associated with certain memories, cool versus evil professors, powdered alcohol, and New Girl. Finally, they do one of their favorite segments—country songs that don’t exist—and think of ways to tell their friends their fly is down. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/  HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate 00:00 Intro 00:14 Chance the Rapper 04:55 Rusty’s “Fatal” Error 10:34 Will Broke -18 15:40 Evil Teachers 23:50 Traveling Abroad 28:58 Will’s Exciting Plans! 34:26 Getting Too High 46:33 Roadmap 50:05 Pitch Submissions 01:05:39 Pitches 01:07:41 Teach Me Something 01:13:36 This Guy Rocks 01:17:35 Country Songs that Don’t Exist 01:25:34 Ways to Tell your Friend their Fly is Down 01:27:48 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What mistake did Rusty make at dinner?

12.703 - 14.403 Jack

Played it. Played it.

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16.784 - 16.744 Brett

79, 79.

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17.965 - 30.951 Carolina

Ooh. Sorry. What? Look at the channel from 79. What's that? Chance the Rapper. He grew up on 79th Street, so he references a lot in his lyrics.

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31.291 - 32.431 Jack

That's pretty cool. I'll be on a kick.

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32.551 - 33.592 MJ

Chance the Rapper episode.

34.127 - 60.248 Jack

I don't think there were 79 streets in my town. Like total? Yeah. Yeah. But I think there's at least one in the south side of Chicago. Right. So, yeah. I remember I visited Chicago once when I was really into Chance the Rapper and I almost went there. Isn't that like Oblock? What's Oblock? It's like a project. Very bad area of the South Side. No, he didn't grow up there.

60.528 - 75.276 Jack

His dad was an assistant to Barack Obama. Oh, okay. Wait, you almost like went? Yeah, I was so into the music. I was like, I'm going to go see 79th Street. I think I had caught myself. What were you going to do when you got there? Nothing.

75.436 - 79.1 MJ

What about 65th and Ingleside? That is one of my favorite chants.

79.12 - 84.385 Jack

That one hadn't come out yet, I don't think. What do you think his fixation on streets is?

Chapter 2: Who is MJ Lenderman and why is Will excited?

92.212 - 93.413 Carolina

I'll burn a bed.

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95.468 - 113.347 Jack

I feel like a lot of people talk about that J. Cole album is like a street. I guess I just don't know a lot about Chance. Now the only two lyrics that I know are No, you know, you don't want no problem with me.

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115.973 - 123.776 MJ

What about... We don't do the same drugs no more. We don't do the same drugs. That is... I love that song.

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123.956 - 143.965 Jack

That song is awesome. I never got into him. He's amazing. He's awesome. I'm sure he's amazing. I just remember the one song that was kind of making its rounds in my circle growing up. It just didn't hit with me. Which one was it? I think it was Sunday Candy or something. Sunday Candy didn't hit?

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144.446 - 154.553 Jack

I liked it for... No, I liked it for like a week and then I was like, it just... His stuff kind of makes me sad for some reason. Or like it gives me a headache.

154.633 - 158.136 MJ

It has a feeling of nostalgia, I think.

158.736 - 169.964 Jack

No, it's great. I just think, you know those songs that you associate with like long car... Like I remember just hearing it in the car one day when my head hurt and I was like... Like I didn't like John Mayer for a while because I remember...

170.825 - 187.853 Jack

We had a CD of it, and we played it so often, and my mom's new car smelled so, like, new car-y that I had a headache the whole time, and I started, like, not being able to listen to John Mayer without having my head hurt. I guess that's fair. We got to be careful talking about artists.

Chapter 3: What are the characteristics of evil professors?

188.093 - 204.081 Carolina

The guys that we talked about on the last episode, do you remember? It was, like, your Teach Me Something, or You Have This Guy Rocks. It was, like, them singing, and then... We all said, like, oh, that was great, and then progressed to maybe, like, something about those kind of people can be insufferable.

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204.461 - 206.742 MJ

Like, I was just talking about, like... That wasn't specific to them.

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206.843 - 224.853 Carolina

No, but I just felt like big groups were, like, they just all get together and, like, sing and, like, I don't know. But it was honestly probably I was jealous. But then I got a text from my friend, Carolina, that was, like, that was my friend from high school. And she sent me his... He had posted on his Instagram story and been, like, yeah, I guess we're insufferable. Yeah.

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226.014 - 247.136 Jack

And so then I swiped over, I was like, I'm sorry, dude, I didn't mean that. He's like, no, I was joking. I didn't, I, it wasn't, you're totally fine. It was totally fine. I don't think it was anything. I don't think I granted, I don't remember the full conversation, but I thought it was like, those guys rock. But in our experience, guys that do that can be a lot sometimes.

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247.636 - 250.278 Jack

It was that, but it was, yeah, it was funny.

Chapter 4: What funny stories are shared about traveling abroad?

250.358 - 257.964 Carolina

He was, he had a good, but it made me, I forgot it. Sometimes I forget it that this is going out to all these people.

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259.565 - 267.551 Carolina

Sometimes I just say like off the cuff stuff. Like I'm off the cuff. I'm a, I'm a boundary pushing comedian. And sometimes I, you know, cross the line.

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269.583 - 287.346 Jack

Yeah, man. You have your pedal to the metal. You have your foot all the way down on the floor. If you're on the cutting edge, sometimes you're going to slip over. Sometimes you're going to spray some people with some dirt. Don't come to the rally track if you don't want to get willy blasted.

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287.737 - 289.178 Carolina

Write that down for next sayings.

289.779 - 315.198 Jack

Don't come to the rally track if you don't want to get Willie blasted. I made just a fatal, a fatal error at dinner last night. Twice. I feel like, I feel like sometimes you lead into these stories with like really, we'll see. Like, exaggerating? I sexted someone.

315.338 - 340.494 Jack

It's like, that wasn't... It's like, I think if it happened to you, you would agree, but I don't know if I'm going to be able to convey the gravity of the situation, or how it felt in the moment. I'm ready. let's start it off with a role play just to see how you would have handled this. So you're me. I'm my girlfriend. Okay. We're sitting across the table from each other having a lovely dinner.

342.036 - 343.978 Jack

Her burger just got there. My steak just got there.

344.608 - 365.755 Jack

hey baby girl okay well uh so she it was too big to eat so she was kind of like deconstructing it and like eating it with a fork and knife right and that's some shit girls do right but she was like do you want to try i was like of course because we had been looking it up all day i was really excited apparently it's like one of the best burgers in los angeles it was but she like put the fork out

Chapter 5: How do songs trigger memories for the hosts?

439.9 - 444.281 MJ

Flan. No, he's already said her name. Cran. Cran.

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444.762 - 449.468 MJ

Cran. We knew it was going to be an exaggeration.

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449.508 - 452.97 Jack

No, I'm missing details or something.

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454.571 - 456.331 MJ

Something really insane happened.

456.672 - 457.692 Jack

She said she's in a meeting.

457.712 - 459.773 Carolina

Yeah, that doesn't sound bad at all.

459.933 - 462.555 Jack

I feel like that's fine. I must be missing a detail.

464.352 - 486.043 Jack

it was like it was wait or come over and like try to take a bite off of no detail could you miss it just made me want in the moment it made me want to like crawl out of my skin that like maybe people had that she didn't want to do that she said she can call me in 30 that's way too long um she's gonna be calling her and freaking teach me something teach me something

Chapter 6: What are some fictional country songs created by the hosts?

707.307 - 711.929 Jack

I got like 845 or something, maybe. We had Kava right before.

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711.969 - 713.83 MJ

That might have been... Oh, so you did get Kava.

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713.87 - 734.501 Jack

And I liked it. And I was wrong. Yeah, we got Kava. Because something about Rusty Featherstone is that when he's wrong, he admits he's wrong. It's true. Sometimes. Then one time I've been wrong. The PTO, when you thought people get paid for PTO. Because I still don't... I still think I'm right. I know. That's what I mean. That's exactly my point.

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735.729 - 750.881 Carolina

If there's a definitive... There's been definitive evidence. We've had multiple sources, online sources, in-person sources. We've asked Motts. We've asked Edge. We looked it up online. There's absolutely no way you're right. And you still think you're right. That's exactly my point.

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750.921 - 754.184 MJ

I mean, I was on his side until we kind of dove deeper into the conversation.

754.204 - 756.185 Carolina

Exactly. Yeah.

756.946 - 757.166 Jack

Yeah.

758.007 - 758.247 MJ

Yeah.

Chapter 7: What humorous ways can you tell a friend their fly is down?

758.584 - 763.627 Jack

You're right. This argument for the viewers at home, because I don't think this was ever on the podcast.

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763.927 - 769.911 Carolina

Yeah. Was that it's the dumbest. This is the dumbest. This is the kind of shit we get in arguments about.

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770.011 - 772.312 MJ

If you get paid out at the end of the year for not using your PTO.

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772.332 - 782.238 Jack

Yeah, if you don't use days in your PTO, do a lot of companies pay you out for that money or for that time, which would be like double money.

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783.769 - 785.049 MJ

Yes. I mean, I thought it too.

785.49 - 797.894 Jack

I'm going to start a company that does that. I'm going to have one employee and I'm going to do that just to be right. We went bowling yesterday during the middle of the day. You went bowling? Oh, for... Could be the move shoot. And Bobby...

798.914 - 824.388 Jack

got beers because it was supposed to be like a super bowl thing and so we all had like two or three beers and then i tried to come back to the office and like get back into like the swing of things and we're just like nope that's funny yeah i was wondering i feel like you normally say bye and i was like i texted you and you were like no i'm home i felt like buzzed i was just like this isn't good to be around yeah i knew i was buzzed too because i would kept i talked to i went into like everyone's office yeah

824.648 - 848.123 Jack

i was like okay you're being too social right that's low-key me on adderall i like go go around and just want to talk to everyone 56 and um do you guys ever you ever like singing a song in the car and you're like cool right what else um and you like fuck up a lyric so bad that you just have to like skip the song you're like there's no recovering from this by yourself no

849.484 - 869.8 Jack

I was rapping around town yesterday on the way home, and I just completely fumbled a lyric. And instead of trying to recover it, I just skipped. No more rap for me. What song? What? What song? I don't know. I only wear shorts with no pockets. Ah!

Chapter 8: How do the hosts navigate their friendships?

871.395 - 895.349 Carolina

um i was raining yesterday yeah it was pouring i had to but we had this shoot for aftv and uh it ended and i had to bike home and it was dark out it was like eight o'clock and it was pouring rain and it was soaking i got so soaked it was the soak it was the most soak fest man the most soaked i've ever been it's just like it's so like

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896.98 - 900.362 Carolina

You take... Like, I don't even look at the weather here, really. Yeah.

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900.522 - 925.623 Jack

And then it... I didn't even have that on my weird spot because the city is not built for... Like... Yeah. In other cities where they would probably fix things that, like, turn into puddles. Yes. Like, everything's a puddle here because it's never an issue. Yeah. It was... I was, like, a total soak fest. And I had to go up big hills. It was horrible. We should have a play date soak fest.

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926.044 - 935.633 MJ

Yeah, I don't like the rain, but last night when I was walking in the parking lot, I kind of had a little moment when I was walking. I'm like, this is nice. I was romanticizing the rain. I love the rain. It's my favorite thing in the world.

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935.673 - 938.355 Carolina

I like it if you're not in it and cold.

938.696 - 938.916 MJ

Yeah.

939.837 - 945.202 Will

Yeah, but you're coming in like a little wet and like getting under the covers and being like, oh, everybody.

946.633 - 951.359 Jack

Yeah. Do you watch Harry Potter? Have you seen Harry Potter? No. What happens?

953.682 - 954.623 Carolina

Well, you know, Malfoy.

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