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Playdate episode 105. Come on. We did it.
David Wright. Who's David Wright? One of the Wright brothers? Yeah. He would be 105. Was he? If he's not number five, I'm a really bad guy. Can you Google David Wright? I might be a really bad guy. Oh, thank God. Okay, yeah, David Wright. He wore five? Well done. He's the greatest man of all time. You don't know David Wright? No. He's the greatest man of all time. I find that hard to believe.
Of our lifetimes, for sure. Really? He was our captain. Wait, go back. It says his average is zero. In the 2018 season. I don't think he was on the team. Or he was, like, hurt that whole time. Yeah, he stunk in 2018. He was ass that year, man. Speaking of the Mets, Andrew, me and Willie went to a Mets game in the beautiful Chase Field in Arizona. Phoenix, Arizona. We were there.
Yeah, we just went to the Mets on Tuesday. Oh, dude, we were sitting on the first baseline. You know, there's, like, a woman... Or a man.
Or a man. Or a man.
Ball boys, ball women can be men. Yes. And she was like, if a foul ball comes, she gives it and then she gives it to a fan. And Will's cousin Evan was like, hey, the next one, can I grab it? And she was like, yeah, totally. And this little girl came down. who had already gotten one. She'd already gotten a fucking ball and asked for it again. And so Evan gave her the second ball.
And the woman was like, what do you say? And she was like, thank you, Evan. And it went up. And then the woman who had been completely normal and nice the whole time was like, she's pretty cute, a little young. And we were like, all right. It was like a child. It was like a seven-year-old girl. We were like, what? But then Jeff McNeil hit a foul ball. She scooped it up, dished it through the net.
I actually have it in our office. I should have brought it with us. It has stories to tell. It's got a scuff mark on it that Will's going to be able to tell his grandkids about. He's going to say, Jeff McNeil squibbed this one right off the bat. I'm going to put it right up here.
I think Will picked these seats because we were as close to Juan Soto as we could get, and he kept in Spanish being like, Juan, te amo. I love you. And I was in the greatest Spanish student. I always thought that was because there is... No, I was saying te quiero. Te quiero. And I always thought that was like the I'm in love with you one because it sounds like it's like I want you. Quiero is want.
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