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Will & Rusty's Playdate

we auditioned for a reality dating show w/ nut

Wed, 23 Apr 2025

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Video creator, comedian, and nectar host, Nut, joins Will and Rusty to talk about facing vulnerability, funerals for squirrels, and who would win in a fight against 100 Barbara Corcorans. They also dissect Will’s goal of getting married by the end of 2025, the logistics of traveling by Floo powder, and the enigma that is X Æ A-12. Plus, they read wild pitches from the Playmates and draft pickup lines and dating shows that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW NUT: https://www.instagram.com/nutstar/ WATCH NUT ON NECTAR: https://www.youtube.com/@lovecommanectar/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/ #MANDOPOD 00:00 Intro 04:37 Washers & Dryers 10:37 What Nut’s Listening To 13:30 nectarhouse 20:56 Dating 29:26 Roadmap 36:15 Pitch Submissions 51:36 Pitches 01:16:02 Teach Me Something 01:21:59 This Guy Rocks 01:27:15 Pickup Lines that Don’t Exist 01:30:13 Dating Shows that Don’t Exist 01:33:46 Rusty’s Song of the Week #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What did Nut experience while parking?

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We were outside and Nut's like paying his parking meter. And the guy behind him was like, are you in that Subaru? He's like, you're paying for the wrong meter right now. So we backed it up into a different spot.

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Also, yeah, I drive a Subaru because I care about the environment.

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Chapter 2: What music is Nut currently enjoying?

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I respect that.

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Chapter 3: What is the concept behind Nectar House?

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You care about the lesbians, dude. That's what everyone says.

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Chapter 4: What are the dating experiences discussed?

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They're an unrepresented group.

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Chapter 5: What wild pitches were submitted?

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my sister's a lesbian my sister too they should hang out that would be well she lives in spain oh oh i'm going to spain like a week wait i should meet your lesbian sister that would be sick she she is dating a spanish pop star pop star is a big word she's in like you know the band yes okay not them they're like the the spanish version of heim okay and they make like lesbian pop music Nice.

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Chapter 6: What unique pickup lines did they create?

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Love that. Jaime. Yes, Jaime. Jorge.

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Chapter 7: What are some dating shows that don’t exist?

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My sister was dating a lesbian pop star as well, and my mom... No way. Yeah, my mom, after we had tacos the other night, went to... This is his Andre 3000 moment?

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Chapter 8: How does Will plan to get married by 2025?

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No, they're not... She's not, like, they're not super famous, but it's a band called... And my mom was... She's a bit of a sweet tooth, and so she went to get an ice cream cone after we had dinner, and she said she was in line behind the whole band and, like, couldn't remember where she knew them from, and then was like, oh, Kara used to... Wait, where? At the ice cream shop? Salt and Straw.

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I love their ice cream.

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I love their ice cream.

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Are we going, Lauren? Play date, episode 99. J.J. Watt. Wayne Gretzky.

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Was I supposed to do a guy?

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You know anyone else who's number 99?

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Aaron Judge. Or a 99-year-old. No, isn't he?

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Do I know a 99-year-old? Dick Van Dyke. Nice.

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I think he's 98. You're the first guest to ever get it on his first try.

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