Will & Rusty's Playdate
we auditioned for a reality dating show w/ nut
Wed, 23 Apr
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Video creator, comedian, and nectar host, Nut, joins Will and Rusty to talk about facing vulnerability, funerals for squirrels, and who would win in a fight against 100 Barbara Corcorans. They also dissect Will’s goal of getting married by the end of 2025, the logistics of traveling by Floo powder, and the enigma that is X Æ A-12. Plus, they read wild pitches from the Playmates and draft pickup lines and dating shows that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW NUT: https://www.instagram.com/nutstar/ WATCH NUT ON NECTAR: https://www.youtube.com/@lovecommanectar/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/ #MANDOPOD 00:00 Intro 04:37 Washers & Dryers 10:37 What Nut’s Listening To 13:30 nectarhouse 20:56 Dating 29:26 Roadmap 36:15 Pitch Submissions 51:36 Pitches 01:16:02 Teach Me Something 01:21:59 This Guy Rocks 01:27:15 Pickup Lines that Don’t Exist 01:30:13 Dating Shows that Don’t Exist 01:33:46 Rusty’s Song of the Week #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What did Nut experience while parking?
We were outside and Nut's like paying his parking meter. And the guy behind him was like, are you in that Subaru? He's like, you're paying for the wrong meter right now. So we backed it up into a different spot. Also, yeah, I drive a Subaru because I care about the environment.
Chapter 2: What music is Nut currently enjoying?
I respect that.
Chapter 3: What is the concept behind Nectar House?
You care about the lesbians, dude. That's what everyone says.
Chapter 4: What are the dating experiences discussed?
They're an unrepresented group.
Chapter 5: What wild pitches were submitted?
my sister's a lesbian my sister too they should hang out that would be well she lives in spain oh oh i'm going to spain like a week wait i should meet your lesbian sister that would be sick she she is dating a spanish pop star pop star is a big word she's in like you know the band yes okay not them they're like the the spanish version of heim okay and they make like lesbian pop music Nice.
Chapter 6: What unique pickup lines did they create?
Love that. Jaime. Yes, Jaime. Jorge.
Chapter 7: What are some dating shows that don’t exist?
My sister was dating a lesbian pop star as well, and my mom... No way. Yeah, my mom, after we had tacos the other night, went to... This is his Andre 3000 moment?
Chapter 8: How does Will plan to get married by 2025?
No, they're not... She's not, like, they're not super famous, but it's a band called... And my mom was... She's a bit of a sweet tooth, and so she went to get an ice cream cone after we had dinner, and she said she was in line behind the whole band and, like, couldn't remember where she knew them from, and then was like, oh, Kara used to... Wait, where? At the ice cream shop? Salt and Straw.
I love their ice cream. I love their ice cream. Are we going, Lauren? Play date, episode 99. J.J. Watt. Wayne Gretzky. Was I supposed to do a guy? You know anyone else who's number 99? Aaron Judge. Or a 99-year-old. No, isn't he? Do I know a 99-year-old? Dick Van Dyke. Nice. I think he's 98. You're the first guest to ever get it on his first try.
Thank you. And the age especially. Very funny name. It's such a funny name. I met him one time. You met him? Yeah, when I was 14, my parents brought me on vacation to LA. You checked in? It was in the hotel of our lobby. I'm not even kidding. It was in the hotel of our lobby. And my dad was like, holy shit.
that's dick van the van and his name is really holding shit it's holding together you know you're old when like the the google notes of when you google yourself is are you still alive yeah that's the oh yeah all right we have a very special guest today i would say one of our bigger gets we have our good friend nut is that true Of course it is. Of course, man.
That can't be. You guys are just, like, hogging me right now. Other than LeBron, you're probably top. You looked LeBron on the video? Yeah. Briefly. Yeah, we did. Actually? Yeah. Did he, like, call in? No, he was here in prison. He was right here. He sat right where you're sitting. You're hogging me right now. Is that a term?
You're hogging me, man. Quit hogging me. We're hogging you. Nut is a comedian. Nut is a host of some of my favorite shows. I don't know if Will's gotten to know him. That's definitely not true. I swear to God, I watched all of Nectar House. I watched all of the swiping ones. That's my jam. You're such a good guy. I've never seen any of them.
See, I respect that. I believe him. Why do you not believe me? No, I believe him. I believe both of you. If you knew me, it's right up my alley. He's obsessed with Temptation Island right now. I love Temptation Island. We do a segment each episode where we pitch an idea. A business idea. I think he probably told you about this. There was talk of this. He has twice...
pitched cousin island i want to make it like a month apart he pitched the same thing that's about like will they won't they fuck their cousin no i feel like they would probably just do it it's no he's he's underselling this it's a hundred just smoking hot singles but here's the catch each person has one distant cousin in the mix how distant you want them to fuck yeah oh that is that even an that's what i'm saying it's like it's not it's not
Well, I don't think I would do it if I found out. Do they know each other?
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