Happy Thanksgiving, Playmates. Willy talks about meeting Matty Healy at an SNL after-party, the gang dives into the heartbreak of finding out about Santa, and they assess what it might be like to grow up famous. They also share what they’re thankful for this holiday season and wrap it up with a draft of Thanksgiving dishes and traditions that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. GO TO HTTPS://WWW.LUCY.CO/FRIDAY AND USE PROMO CODE FRIDAY FOR 20% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. WARNING: THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NICOTINE. NICOTINE IS AN ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL. F*%K YOUR KHAKIS AND GET THE PERFECT JEAN 15% OFF WITH THE CODE PLAYDATE15 AT www.theperfectjean.nyc/PLAYDATE15 #theperfectjeanpod HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. (00:00) Intro (02:51) Blacking Out (06:14) Willy’s Time in New York (16:03) Rusty’s Killer Night (21:23) New York cont. (27:10) Holidays (30:49) The Algorithm (41:53) Roadmap (43:37) Pitch Submissions (49:25) Pitches (54:03) Teach Me Something (59:36) This Guy Rocks (01:07:05) AITA (01:23:15) Thanksgiving Dishes that Don’t Exist (01:27:45) Thanksgiving Traditions that Don’t Exist (01:31:24) Expressing Gratitude
Chapter 1: What hilarious impressions do they share?
Thanksgiving episode. Happy Turkey Day. Happy Turkey Day, Will. Happy Turkey Day, Lauren. Thank you, guys. Hey, Lauren, do you want to hear Will and I's impression of a colorblind guy at a stoplight? Yeah, let's hear it. I'm in the car in front of Will. Will, honk at me because I'm not going. Honk. What? It's gray. I think it isn't like the most common type of colorblind.
It's red, green colorblindness. That feels like an oversight. Yeah, who decided Greens Go? Is it just because it sounds like it? Well, no, I think it's probably like a naturally occurring thing. Like the trees are green. Right, right. Green is good. We're not beating the they need to make podcast equipment more expensive. Someone commented that on our British one.
I thought that was my favorite clip.
I didn't get it. I don't understand those comments.
Chapter 2: How did Willy's Thanksgiving in New York go?
They're basically saying like a higher bar for entry for people to get podcasts because there's so many useless podcasts, which is fair. Agreed.
It's fair, but people listen. People like it.
At least a handful. My new favorite podcast is called Talking About Talk Tua. Have you seen these guys on? It's like two guys, and they break down really in-depth... of the Talk Tua podcast. The best part is that they always hold little gimlets. I can never tell what's in the drinks, though. It's like colors that don't exist.
There's this video I've been going around, and I've never been tagged in something more. It's a guy... And he's in like some mountain town and he's right next to a bear and he's just not afraid of it. He's like filming it and like growling at it.
Yeah.
And I've gotten tagged in it a hundred times saying it looks like me and I don't think it looks like me. So you guys tell me. Well, we did say you're a bear. Oh my God.
Saying the bear looks like you?
No, the guy filming. The guy that said, oh yeah, I mean, that is some shit you would do. They're saying leave him alone, like there's not a bear in the city. Yo, what the fuck? It's not like he's minding his own business. He's in a city. Why is no one afraid of this bear?
Yeah, I don't understand.
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Chapter 3: What funny stories arise from their SNL experience?
Oh, I was listening to Cole on the way here. Yeah. He had a show in New York on Saturday night. So then he texted me after I met up with him and his band and stuff. And Will came. So it was me and Angus. I'm like, bars don't close at two in New York.
yeah so all of a sudden i look down it's like 3 30 and but we had flown in from la that day so it was like my body clock you know what i mean like anyway so they got pizza and then ended up going to this got got the invite to the cessna after party we didn't get there till like four or something who invited you uh like through like agents i'm unbelievably jealous and i i wasn't me it was through other people wait who else was there
Well, I'll get there, but I was going to say that when we... Like, I don't understand how all these fucking people are up at 5 a.m. I understand what you're suggesting, but, like... I think I know exactly how. They do that every week? Yeah, so Chester and I were talking about this yesterday. Lorne Michaels is 80. Yeah. He's there at 5 a.m. It looks like a million bucks, though.
I would say the way you do it is you're blowing off a week's worth of steam in one night. They've been working so hard for five days straight that it's just... Chester was like, oh, I would just go to bed after. And I think it's like... The emotional rollercoaster of, like, that adrenaline of doing a live show like that. Yeah.
And you haven't been able to party all week, and then they just fucking let loose. But I guess I'm thinking about not the cast, even. Like, Jon Hamm was standing right next to me.
That guy's like... Wait, who? I don't know.
Brothers gotta be 50s or 60s, right? Yeah, what's wrong with that? I'm just saying, like... I mean, you don't just, like, stop having energy at 50, right?
No, that is kind of wild.
Being up at 5 a.m., Jack, I don't think I've done that in a year. I don't even want to realize. I couldn't tell you the last time I was up at 5 a.m. And these guys are doing it every week.
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Chapter 4: How do they feel about growing up famous?
Chapter 5: What are their Thanksgiving dishes that don't exist?
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There we go. I was in the bathroom at Hanano's and you don't even just like forget. You forget that like outside the bathroom, like probably other people have to go. I was just in there peeing and watching TikToks and like cracking up.
at like whatever i was watching and some guy had come in because i think they thought i was like pooping like a huge line had accumulated and so he came in to check and he could just hear me like hysterically laughing on the other side of the door and the guy was like dude come on and so i came i came out and i was like i'm so sorry i got really distracted in there and footy was in the line it was like yeah dude you were facing like a full scale like mutiny
Chapter 6: What Thanksgiving traditions do they invent?
Yeah.
And when I came out, yeah, they were ready to fucking riot. That's hysterical. I talked him off. I guess footy was, like, going to bat for me. Yeah. Like, no, no, no, he's a good guy. That is funny. Like, what would they have done? Stormed the bathroom? No, I think it was like they were ready to kick my ass when I came out. Yeah, that would have sucked.
And that lock that holds the Hanano bathroom shut is holding on by a thread. So if they decided to... Any amount of pressure... They could torture you. That lock is more of like a formality. It's like illegal. Oh, I was just remembering, too, on my flight out to New York City. Right. I would get off the plane.
Well, first of all, one of those stupid fucking cars pulled up and like dropped someone off. So I was like, clearly there's someone like. It's me. Pretty famous. Yeah, I was. I was like. I'm not even on this flight. I was like, yeah, you just wanted to say what's up. He just came and dapped me up and then leaving it back in the car.
Chapter 7: What are they thankful for this holiday season?
I was like, oh, there's probably someone like pretty famous on this flight. Obviously, I now know, you know, the bar is a lot lower than. I mean, it's kind of only a Lester's. And then we were getting off and I, I, I sniped it or I go to the bathroom and I walk up to a urinal as a guy's coming out of it and I take his urinal and it's like, holy fuck. It was Ron Howard. You know what it is?
No.
Chapter 8: How do they express gratitude in their lives?
Ron Howard? The basketball player? He's the narrator in Arrested Development, but he's from Happy Days. Oh, nice. But the funny part of the story is that I was like, is that fucking Ron Howard? Because I barely know what Ron Howard looks like. He's like a Hollywood legend. And then I go over to the sink, and he has a monogrammed backpack. That's awesome. It has his initials right there.
So I was like, oh, perfect. That's cute. That answers that. Yeah, exactly. I was like, I feel like if you're him, you wouldn't want that. Wait, did it say Ron Howard or did it say RH? RH, RWH. Yeah, I think that the Delta car still holds up. It's kind of only A-listers. I know, right? That is a good look for you.
Yeah, did I tell you who it was between the time I... It was between me and the woman who... The wife in Talladega Nights. Oh, yeah, I think he did say that. So it does... Because it is... Who the hell is that, though? Who's the wife in... No, that's kind of the point that I'm getting at, is it's like... I guess it's mostly for...
people that are still able to fly commercial you know what i mean like ron howard is like a a list but i guess to your point it's like he's he's super famous but you most people might not be able to like immediately be like i know him from that i think old people would okay because he was a star of happy days which i think was like yeah it was before our time though yeah yeah but i yeah i mean i got it over lethal shooter so who's lethal shooter basketball coach
Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about Lethal Shooter. I was watching football on Sunday. Nice! That's guy shit right there. Yeah, I'm back into football. You know how we were like not... I'm not into it.
I feel like last week you were shitting on football.
That's what I'm saying. It's like I'm back into it now. I went two Sundays without watching much. I watched a couple games, but they do this thing before the games start where it's like an in-the-lock... Point to us? No, it's like... It's like an in-the-locker-room camera of the players getting ready, and they're getting ready to go to battle.
And I took a video of it, but they are showing each player, and they're taping their wrists, and they're picking out what cleats they're going to go. And then it goes to Caleb Williams, and he's cracking up at a TikTok on his phone. That's awesome.
Look at this. That's so funny.
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