what REALLY HAPPENED at The Sobers | Ep. 246
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Why are the hosts obsessing over pants and ‘wingo mode’ at the start?
You get new pants?
No, but let's talk I mean, I was I was worried about it. Um, so let's just get it out in the open. I am trying to wear less navy pants. Wow. Cause I just wear 'em every fucking day. And I was like, I not There was a part of me and I know I obviously know I'm not one of these guys and that's why I was like, I need to stop doing this, is like I feel like all the guys that think they're like the smartest guy in the world get one outfit. They like get rid of their whole closet. Didn't Steve Jobs got like r he like only wore black Shirts and jeans. David Dobrik. David Dobrick. Yeah, I don't wanna like I mean I'm just not one of the Yeah. I'm not one of the goats, so I can't Zelensky. Zelensky. Like I can't I I'm not maybe I mean, maybe I'm the fourth.
Maybe I'm you might
be top
five.
But like Mild CEO did that and it was like Mild CEO. Yeah, mild
Mild CEO is like I'm sorry, that's not even funny. Mild CEO is like uh I mean increase your old value if you want. Yeah. It's not gonna be it. It's honestly it's not the end.
Go if we want, we can make money. Yeah, we can like make money if you want.
This episode is brought to you by Bearbell. Rusty, show me your bearbells. Speaking of mild, I went fucking wingo mode again last night and my body. You ate wings again? I texted you this time. Oh, I for in my mind it was the third time. No, that would be fucking crazy. And I was sitting on the toilet last night going like Are you the dumbest fucking guy in the world? Right. And then in the middle of that, Will texted uh Andrew and I goes, uh, are you guys aware of the definition of insanity? And I felt like a fucking idiot. Where I was like, Yeah, why did you do it again? I just Andrew or uh Jacob was eating his fucking leftovers and I was like, that looks pretty good. And it was the wing stop leftovers. It was wingstop.
But I was like, I know I don't like it, so I'm gonna go B dubs. And I sat there on the toilet and like cursed my own name for and then I this morning I came in Fuck Rusty.
What’s the story behind being ‘pants‑less’ during the Sobers challenge?
Everything okay in there, man? Fuck Rusty. Fuck you. Fuck me. Rusty I hate me. Pussy Rusty. Um and I d I've had like I mean, I don't wanna get into the nitty gritty, but it's been it was it was a f it was a tough it was a tough like twelve hours.
I mean, the picture you sent, it looked like you had just like flung your You guys are getting a little
performative
with these photos.
I swear I do that. I do that regardless of how painful it was. The reason they were that far away was I was like, I don't know how bad his clothes were talking about. My clothes were on the other side. About fifteen feet to the left of the toilet. Yeah. Um big bathroom too. What? You got you got a huge bathroom. Oh my god, that was y that didn't even do it justice. Really? It's like two it's like like I wish more of it was my bedroom. It's a waste of it's a waste of space. That they allocated this much. Have you seen
his toilet? He had to get like a separate thing 'cause it's so big that he just falls in. Yeah. Oh you see, it was like a separate seat that goes like It was like a separate seat that goes
like inside the seat. The guy lived the guy that lived there before us was like huge, I guess. And so he had like the the really wide one and my ass, I have a little ass. Oh, okay. And so my ass would go and like my balls would touch the water. And so yeah, Will's right. We had to get I had to get like an insert uh so that my balls didn't keep touching the poop water. You got assed. You got bowl. No, no, that's real. Um But yeah, so that's what I that's what I've been dealing with. And then I I walked out of my office after lunch today and I said, I think Chipotle is back because I had a really good Chipotle ball. And Kendra goes, Let me get this straight. You came in this morning and were complaining about going wingo mode and how much it hurt your stomach and then you had Chipotle.
And I was like That's a good point. Wait, Kendra's worked here like a week?
Yeah,
she's we're getting really comfortable with that. Poor lady. Well, she's sit she sat next she sat right next to Dumb and Dumber.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are the hosts obsessing over pants and ‘wingo mode’ at the start?
0:05–2:09
2
What’s the story behind being ‘pants‑less’ during the Sobers challenge?
2:09–4:37
3
How did the Jack Harlow concert photo‑shoot go wrong?
4:37–8:13
4
What’s the deal with the Hullabaloo fight song and Yell Leaders?
8:13–44:00
5
What protein bar and soda are being promoted at the start of this segment?
44:00–50:24
6
How did the hosts discover a Mets pitcher following them on Instagram?
50:24–56:04
7
What controversial policy change involving bestiality is being debated?
56:04–1:03:13
8
What absurd fantasy‑football punishments and made‑up fall traditions are suggested?
1:03:13–1:33:05