Humiliating Moments, Below Deck & Rasputin

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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis 50 min 2 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 hours ago
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Tom Davis 0:00
It's time Yo, yo, for Yeah. The wolf And ow And ow podcast in your ears and eyes and in your soul. In your sensory glands. Mm yeah, sure.
Unknown 0:18
Yeah Yeah what you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws, whatever's preferred. Just kidding, every word in his songs about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog.
Tom Davis 0:30
How are
Romesh Ranganathan 0:30
you, Tom? Good brother. Yeah.
Tom Davis 0:33
Looking good at the double denim, got the old Canadian tuxedo on.
Romesh Ranganathan 0:36
Well, that's how I roll. This is my look now. It's yeah, this is the cowboy. It's autumn, so cowboy Tom is here. Uh might I take Uh might I take
Tom Davis 0:44
the op this opportunity to give you s uh a small bouquet of flowers? What for? How you look in the gentleman. Oh well, okay. Is it's the most sexy I've ever seen. Really? Yeah. And I've seen you sexy.
Romesh Ranganathan 0:56
I think I I think I've I might I I worry I was too thin at that point.
Tom Davis 0:59
Do you? Yeah. Yeah. I'm happier now in this Yeah, you look better now, sorry. Yeah I'm not sure. It's the second most sexy I've seen you. That's the problem with paying compliments. And look, compliments can be a burden. Yeah. Can't they? You can you can't. Well, 'cause if 'cause if somebody says to you, You look really great, then you go, Well, they've never said that to me before. Yeah, yeah. And now I didn't.
Romesh Ranganathan 1:22
But but I was very yeah. I I've I've had a lot of anxiety about the fact that that those scenes wouldn't make it. It's not like you. Yeah. It's my whole life. Getting a job's the easy part. It's it's then
Tom Davis 1:33
It's pa do you think maybe you should trumpet about it less on your Instagram and stuff like I remember like when you when you were filming you were going, Oh, there's a big dog in town.
Romesh Ranganathan 1:42
Yeah, I I don't think I think everyone's shocked 'cause I haven't mentioned No, you haven't mentioned it. Okay, of course. Then why would you? So that would That line. Sorry,
Tom Davis 1:52
mate, do you know where Autumn Manor is? Yeah, it's just down there on the left. Do you know I did so I years ago, I did uh I can't remember what the panel show is called, but it's just channel four panel shows when I really, really first started, right? Yeah. And you know when they you get 80 quid to go and turn up to a desk table read through or whatever, or like a a a test out of the thing. And it was I I think it was Richard Iowa, David Mitchell, Mickey Flanagan, they were the regulars on it, right? So Yeah, big hitters. So
Romesh Ranganathan 2:18
I turn up By the way, you surpass them all now. Don't
Tom Davis 2:21
say shit
Romesh Ranganathan 2:21
like that. No, that's what you say. What? You say a hero is only a hero until I'm stepping on them.
Tom Davis 2:27
Yes. Um with apologies to Chris Rock Chappelle. Uh Richard Pryor. But you're coming for the sorry guys. But you're coming for the There's a new dog in town. Um, no, so I turn up to the read through.
Romesh Ranganathan 2:43
Yeah.
Tom Davis 2:44
The de like the tryout and um it just went really well for me, right?
Romesh Ranganathan 2:48
Crushed it.
Tom Davis 2:49
I didn't crush it, but it went well. Yeah,
Romesh Ranganathan 2:50
yeah.
Tom Davis 2:51
So then they obviously had a drop out and they've obviously been sat down going, shit, we've had we had a last minute drop out. W who should we get? What about that guy that came in and did 'cause I'd done nothing at that stage. So they go, Oh, let's get him in.
Romesh Ranganathan 3:04
Socraim?
Tom Davis 3:04
Oh d mate, please d I get but I still get PTSD about Soccerum. Yeah, but
Romesh Ranganathan 3:08
had you done Socraim?
Tom Davis 3:09
I don't maybe Maybe. But I don't think that was I don't think anybody involved in my career was using on the old resume. That's the that's the w I think what would more frequently happen is the guy from Socorro No. The covered No, don't be so racist. That was a different brand comedian. Um That was Ramesh Ronga Nathan. There's nothing wrong about that guy on Soccer M. He was hilarious for the first time and then for some reason they brought him out of the cupboard another three times. Um They um so they phone me and they go, Can you do it? Like but it was the same day, so it must have been proper last week dropout. But anyway, regardless, amazing opportunity. I'm like, Of course. I go down there and obviously as soon as I so th all these big hitters, the guests I can't even remember who the guests were, and then I walk out to just fuck obviously people are like, Who the fuck is this?

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