Stupid Stories: The Pledges Edition
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What is the Stupid Stories “Pledges Edition” intro and who’s hosting?
That's stupid. I think you should get your head examined if you expect me to believe a stupid story like that. Live from the Y-94 Stupid News Headquarters, it's Stupid Stories in the Y-94 Morning Playhouse. And today. Alright, we're gonna make some pledges today. I shouldn't say we. I should say, you know, just the world in general, like us together. And we start with one actually that's more Columbia, but I think everyone can't behind. The uh sportswear company, great Columbia, has has made a pledge to flat earthers that if they can find evidence that the earth is in fact flat, if they can do it, if they can if they can prove it, they get the company.
How does Columbia Sportswear’s CEO challenge flat‑earthers with a crazy pledge?
Here's the CEO talking about just. I'm Tim Doyle,
I'm the CEO here at Columbia Sportsware. And this message is for flat earthers. You guys claim there's an end to the earth? Well just go snap a picture. Send it to us and you get the assets of the company. All of it. No paperwork, no lawyers, no catches. Um Tim, there is some paperwork.
What are the rules and jokes in the flat‑earther challenge (photos, paperwork, edge‑of‑the‑earth gear)?
Hey, we're giving you all this, this, and all of that! Hey flat earthers, do me a favor. If you're going to the edge of the earth, wear Columbia. You'll need it.
There you go. You got it. The challenge is out there. Now let's move to one. Another pledge, if you will, when it comes to the holiday season.
Why do the hosts ask listeners to pledge against holiday‑light vandalism and what’s the Washington‑state story?
Can we all pledge to not vandalize any sort of uh community, city light displays, or just lights in general? Just leave the lights alone when it comes to the holidays because it seems like we have this story yearly. Now, this is out of Washington State, where a city community had their $30,000 uh display basically vandalism. And here's the city's manager. Everybody loves it. This is just such a beloved program. We weren't sure if we were gonna be able to do boars lights this year. Can't describe how demoralizing that was for the staff that spends so much time to set this up for the community. We have extra patrols, we have cameras up, we're watching.
How does the episode wrap up with the final “Stupid Stories” sign‑off and call‑to‑action?
And if we find the person and we will, if it happens again, they're gonna be prosecuted. Yeah, yeah. It's it's why does that story have to happen every single holiday season? I don't know. So let's let's all just pledge, lay off the lights. All right. Stupid stories. Always a click away. One outd four dot com.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the Stupid Stories “Pledges Edition” intro and who’s hosting?
0:01–0:36
2
How does Columbia Sportswear’s CEO challenge flat‑earthers with a crazy pledge?
0:36–0:57
3
What are the rules and jokes in the flat‑earther challenge (photos, paperwork, edge‑of‑the‑earth gear)?
0:57–1:15
4
Why do the hosts ask listeners to pledge against holiday‑light vandalism and what’s the Washington‑state story?
1:15–1:53
5
How does the episode wrap up with the final “Stupid Stories” sign‑off and call‑to‑action?
1:53–2:08