Ari Matti Goes To Barcelona, Spain | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

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Ari Shaffir 0:00
Good morning trippers. Welcome to a brand new episode of You Be Trippin'. The sun is as light as my spirits. A bit cloudy. Uh today we got Ari Matti back on today's episode. He is uh prob maybe the most returning guests of this podcast. He's a great traveler. In stand-up comedy, he's one of the best in terms of travel. He's also absolutely hilarious. And today he's gonna be talking about Barcelona. Guys, if you want to support the show, there's no better way to do it than click subscribe wherever you're watching or listening. If you're on Spotify, hit the subscribe button right now so you'll be notified of new episodes coming out all the time. And if you're on YouTube, do the same thing. Click the like button, leave a comment.
Ari Shaffir 0:38
It's the best way to support this show, and it's the best way for you to be notified when New episodes come out, but right now look no further than Ari Matti Barcelona. Let's start. That is an Eastern European or like poor country like Cuba. I saw like a like a just a thrown out like baby stroller try and some guys like fixing the wheels and it's like, Well you can't get a new baby stroller. So like, I'll just make this one work. That's that straw. They're like, No, I'll figure it out.
Unknown 1:03
Where you've been and where you going? This is our east travel show, yeah. We're gonna talk about travel today. It's you be tripping.
Ari Shaffir 1:17
Okay, so Yeah, let's talk about all that stuff. This is a good this is a good idea. It's a good one for 'cause it's like a setup of it. I do like types of travel. Uhhuh. Some is just like like um Melania Vintrobe. She did like um and who's the big Irish comic? Older?
Ari Matti 1:35
Calling Tommy
Ari Shaffir 1:37
Tommy Tiernan. Tommy Tiernan. So those two went for like aid aid work stuff, which is like a type of travel too. Yeah. You know? Sometimes it's like or musical travel. Like I'm gonna go see Queens of the Stone Age in Sweden. Mm-hmm. So that's like it's a reason to go do something. And then one of them is You you just get and get the last flight back after COVID.
Unknown 1:57
Yeah. I mean yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. I have I have some of the things. Yeah, and
Ari Shaffir 2:00
so that's where you're sitting. I've heard all these stories and you've heard all these stories. Yeah. Uhhuh. And then we can get to you. But like my favorite couple was one was like this guy missed the last flight out of Vietnam.
Unknown 2:11
Uhhuh.
Ari Shaffir 2:12
He just didn't get there and he's like, Fuck Well, they were like, Hey, we got about three days left to get back if you're gonna get back and then it's like one day left and then he just didn't get it. And he goes, Fuck, what the fuck am I gonna do? And then it hit him, it's like Oh my VN. I'm gonna live on twelve dollars a day. In Vietnam. I have already rented my motorcycle. Yeah. He's like, Oh my God, this is the best possible place to be.
Ari Matti 2:34
So funny, dude. Yeah.
Ari Shaffir 2:35
One of Bert's employees was got stuck in Turks and Caicos.
Ari Matti 2:39
Whoa.
Ari Shaffir 2:40
No tourists. Yeah. Just him. Uh huh. This chick. Uhhuh. And another chick. And they start having threesomes every night. And like and like um freediving in a place that should be overrun with tourists because it's so beautiful. And he's like, It's just ours for two months.
Ari Matti 2:56
Are we already recording?
Ari Shaffir 2:57
Yeah, I think so.
Ari Matti 2:58
Should we?
Ari Shaffir 2:59
Yeah, they're they're they're running. Everyone's eating in the booth. What about you? What have you heard about? Well, like a great one like that.
Ari Matti 3:04
Oh so oh well the um I had a dear friend Andrew Packer, he's a Canadian comedian. Uh-huh. He was with his um
Ari Shaffir 3:12
Fudge Packer.
Ari Matti 3:14
I got
Ari Shaffir 3:14
him. Okay.
Ari Matti 3:21
He was in uh he was in Indonesia on one of the islands. Yeah. And you know Indonesia Indonesia ran like a b crazy dictator. So he was on the island, he proposed to his girlfriend on the island.
Unknown 3:31
Okay.
Ari Matti 3:32
And then COVID came, full lockdown. He was on that island for eight months 'cause they shut it down so much that they were like, You ain't going nowhere and same thing, first week panic sets in, What the fuck? You're calling a pan, we can't get home and then you realise I'm on this and all the tourists are gone. So every time I you know, I'm starting
Ari Shaffir 3:53
to get to know people.
Ari Matti 3:54
And at the time I'm in Estonia, I'm not going back to Canada.

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