You Wouldn't

Will's Worst Week

15 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to Will’s nightmare week, our debut movie live stream and Will was right about the Oscars.Will’s Hospital ExperienceFirst Spooky StreamOsca...

Will Has A Stomach Ache the Whole Time

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Pat gives his expert opinion on the Oscars, and the boys look back at the viral MacGill blowup. Sam Smith and Sienna SpiroMacGill Blow UpThe Osca...

Tiarna’s Side of the Central Coast Breakup

08 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

As requested by the You Wouldn’ters, Pat’s girlfriend Tiarna joins the pod to spill the teaaaaa. Find out how they met, what Tiarna thought of Cen...

Pod Mogging

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join the new tier of patreon now for only $15/month for 2 extended pieces of content per month plus much more! Willy G is back in the studio. Pat come...

EP 300 - We're Not Celebrating It

01 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a milestone, but we’re not celebrating it.Pat’s LetterboxMAFsLooking Back at PredictionsYW Knowledge QuizMacca Bay Maggots GFStory Submissi...

Will Is Positive Now

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Will’s got a new outlook on life, coming in with what he’s grateful for. Pat sees what it would take for Will to find a girl attractive.Gratefulne...

Defining Big Words

22 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Pat attempts to define some big words and Will gets roasted by a listener.Will’s Spa DebacleNRL DraftCheesecake FactorySaw TrapWill Does Standup in ...

Someone's In My Boot

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Pat rants about his recent parking fine, and Will explain the awkwardness of collabing. Kyle comes up with the new egg game.Regional Tour Coming SoonP...

PH Levels

15 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Will has a VERY exciting visit to the Academy Museum, and the boys make up some quotes on gratefulness. The boys put their thinking hats on and discus...

The Weeknd's Overrated

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Will is live from LA, ranting on his travels. There is a very special surprise poem from Pat. The boys try to figure out who the most overrated band i...

Generational Hotlines

08 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Pat breaks down whether or not you can read Braille and the boys do their best to improv poetry.Can you read Braille?Will’s Red FaceWedding CringeSa...

Removalists Ripoff

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Pat gets ripped off by a removalist and Will claims Pat is his 3rd meanest friend. Can Pat defend himself in the hottest. Will exposes himself in one ...

LA Cougars

01 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys call Tom from Hello Sport to organise an Olivia Dean concert Christmas Party. The boys recount their drug experiences, and Will’s awkward g...

Kyle Has An Offer

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle brings one of the biggest offers in You Wouldn’t History to the table. Will gives an update on his American guy and the boys break down the bes...

Magic Mike Not A Stripper

25 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Magic Mike Not A Stripper joins the bus and blows their minds. But, can Pat trick Mike with his own magic trick?Opera House ShowPat’s Magic Show As ...

pRIMcess Pat

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Will has moved on from his recent rejection and moves onto his new guy, flying him across the country before he’s even met him. Pat wonders how he w...

Religion Maxxing

18 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Will prepares for his colonoscopy, and Pat prepares for his V02 Max test. Pat breaks down religion, and whether or not he’s gonna get into the pearl...

Back 'n Beggin

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back and angry at the world. Will and Kyle have a new favourite venue, the boys review the podcast AACTA nominees and Will is down bad al...

Best of 2025 - Part 3

11 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy the Best Ofs for 2025!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“I think we’re done” w/ Aleks Milinkovic

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Aleks is back on the pod, chatting about how comedians should be able to walk off stage whenever they want, and medical diagnosis. Check out Aleks’ ...

Best of 2025 - Part 2

04 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy the Best Ofs for 2025!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2026 Bing-goals

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year Ogers!! Time to review last years resolutions and bingo cards and predict what’s going to happen in the New Year. EnjoyyyyyValley Pat...

Best of 2025 - Part 1

28 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy the Best Ofs for 2025!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HO HO HO!!

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Link to Skye’s Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-skye-to-get-her-life-back?attribution_id=sl:a96a3dda-f4eb-4afb-a1ec-a969fff014cd&l...

Bing Boy w/ Danny Phillippou

21 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danny is back to take us through his Adelaide favourites, and Pat auditions for Danny’s new movie.Haunted Adelaide HouseSeafire ScandalBing BoyPat’...

AirCon-Artists

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys break down the numbers behind stinging aircon and Will bombed at Christmas Carols.Pat’s Just Woken UpAircon StealingFailed SmoothiesBombing...

Niche Pet Peeves

14 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did Pat’s uncle hitchhike with a notorious Aussie killer, and what are your worst niche pet hates?Boys Out at EastysSantasNiche Pet HatesArm Wrestle...

Spotify Crapped

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back from tour and recap the chaos of tour and the night of nights - The Ogescars 2025! Tour RecapOgescarsWill’s Festival Experien...

Will and Pat talk a lot of sh*t on people

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will and Pat sit down for a proper rant on the TikTok awards and influencers.TikTok AwardsArguing with FriendsP*rn Dreams Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Our House is Haunted

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat and Will join you from their haunted Adelaide accomodation to tell you why they got no sleep the nigh before and give a wrap on the tour so far.Ha...

Rip My Face Off

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will wants to rip his face off in front of the servo lady and Pat tries to convince Will he’s not autistic.Bonnie BlueSchoolies in GoldyWill’s Pet...

Stumps w/ Jarchy

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jarchy is back!! He weighs on the big debates: whether your bridesmaid should get turkey slapped and the billion dollar question.The Married ManSchool...

Virtual Dating

23 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will exposes his secret virtual dating life. The boys talk about a new sport they got to see.Lani’s Bday PresentsCharlotte’s StoryKilling Christma...

Cringe Texts

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of the greatest episodes as the boys expose their own cringe text messages from when they were younger, and Kyle gets exposed for his drunk TikTok...

Bikie Gang

16 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will recounts his most Pat Clifton moment, and thinks he’d be an unreal stripper.Clovelly GirlsPacking on TourWalking HomePat’s New BikeWill’s S...

Couple Ciggys

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boyssss come to you on a glorious Thursday morning. The tour is selling very fast. Get your tickets now!!Tour AccomPat’s New FridgeColeslawPat’...

27 Club

09 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The big Willy G joins the 27 club. Listen to find out what Pat did or didn’t dot get for Will. Will gives his take on the saddest foods. Happy ...

Singing Lessons w/ Ruel

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by a very special guest, and friend of the podcast, Ruel. They discuss all things performing, fame at a young age and Will, Pat an...

Turkey Slap

02 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will and Pat discuss their fiancé getting turkey slapped on their bucks/hens night and Pat doesn’t know what a stormtrooper is. PS5 Winner Ann...

Sex Dreams w/ Jaxon Fairbairn

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jaxon and Pat sit down to talk about meeting Jellyroll, sex dreams and Jaxon challenges the king of general knowledge. HalloweenRogue Snapchattin...

Wait, have we spoke about this?

26 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat and Will review the submissions to win Will’s PS5, entries closing tonight at midnight. Pat’s new medication means he can’t feel his penis. ...

Are you gonna f**ken finish that??

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Clitty is moving out of home and has nothing to move. Will has another bad encounter with hospitality. Pat’s scared of flying.Moving Out!!Rainbow Br...

Sniffing Babies

19 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat gives his “What’s worse?” Game for Will, and Will talks about sniffing babies. Eddy joins in on the fun.Pat’s DietThe Tour Hype UpOlivia D...

Drive Thru

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Col calls in to layout the terms and conditions of the swimming race bet. Pat gives us his hack to order more at a drive-thru. Pat’s LookalikeN...

Poo-tein Oats

12 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will’s giving away his PS5 to a bean spiller or Kyle. Pat shat himself in Terrigal and got pranked with some poo in his protein oats.In On SundayPS5...

Rehearsals

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will tells us about his nightmare on set, and tests Pat’s knowledge on the weirdest nrl scandals. Pat recaps one of the greatest grand final perform...

School Hustlers

05 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys reminisce about the school hustlers, and tumble turns. Its riddle timeeeee, Will brings one of the great riddles to Pat and Kyle.Sentimental ...

Grand Theft Snack

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will announces his five-week no snack challenge, and the boys react to Andrew Tate’s parenting. Pat recaps the weekend of sport, and the huge NRL pr...

Tilly Oddy Back

28 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tilly Oddy Black is back on the podcast after a year hiatus. Tilly tells us the story of an encounter with the lizard Mark Zuckerberg, and her Russian...

Sound Effects

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will’s started on his first professional set for ‘Bad Company.’ The boys react to a harrowing prisoner stashing story.Bad Company SetBad Accommo...

Slogans

21 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat starts the podcast with some sad news. Will and Pat discuss the best fast food slogans, break down some suspicious text messages and Will gives hi...

Courts in Session

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tickets are selling fast to the Ogescars tour with VIP Ogescars already sold out. Will lists things he could be instantly good at, with one of them be...

Rattled

14 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are ratttledddddd, breaking down some of the biggest news articles of the year. Will a prank calling challenge help lighten the mood?Ogescars...

Sexting AI

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take Human or Not challenge and starting sexting an AI bot. The couple from the pub call back and demand Kyle’s drunken promises. Will...

EP 250!! (We didn't know) (TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED)

07 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The tour dates are announced laddddd!!! We are coming to you for the Road to the Ogescars!Melbourne - November 27thAdelaide - November 28thPerth - Dec...

Pat's Big Break w/ Danny Philippou

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danny joins again for an episode of chaos. We break down Pat’s decision to blow off a Streetfighter role. Danny reveals Pat and Will embarrassed the...

Corners

31 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back in the studio, Pat gives Will a blind ranking of the trip and Will bets he can take on Pat’s really scary high ropes course.Tour Dates!!Mountai...

1 2 3 (NO) BUNGEE!!

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will and Pat record from their balcony in New Zealand and try to figure out how they would deal with a helicopter crash.NZ SnacksBungee JumpHelicopter...

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHINGGG!"

24 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys act as the other one’s least favourite person.RamblerPat’s Stressed OutNew Zealand ActivitiesLeast Favourite PersonShopping CheckoutsHotl...

Yep

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yep, we are going to New Zealand.New Zealand ActivitiesBaseball vs Cricket betWifi RoutersTiarna’s New VentureUpgradeWill’s Crashout On StageHotli...

Are We Going To New Zealand?

17 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will gives his in-depth review of Weapons which Pat definitely watched. Would you rather your dream house or dream private jet?JunkiesMale Contracepti...

Career Ladder

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Has Pat changed his mind on the age old reclined seats debate? Will learns some new things about microwaves. CairnsWeaponsFlight StoryKyle’s Su...

Sing Me To Sleep Clitty

10 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat exposes his secret singing to Tiarna. The RamblerPat’s Hire CarThe Longest Pier in the WorldPat’s BlissWeaponsHotlines Hosted on Acast. S...

Wagyu Will

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys debrief a night out on the town with the studio after Will’s comedy night. Will overcomes his fussy eating with a ground-breaking new food ...

Kyle's Ackbay

03 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle’s back and recaps his Euro summer: scammed with flights and ten dollar turtles.Kyle’s Euro TourWill’s Failed ReloMoon BootHotlines Hosted o...

Gay Salad From Outer Space

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Will's desperation paid off & Pats fascinated with what foods are gayDateFoodH...

Broden Kelly (Aunty Donna)

27 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

See Aunty Donna: https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=AUNTYDON25Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat ...

Are You Smarter Than a You Wouldn’t-er

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...The boys take on a You Wouldn't-er in general knowledge, Will's been left on read ...

Red Rocket

20 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat's shopping spree, Will is terrified of the central coast, Rugby League 26 revi...

Racka x Jaxon x Racka

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Will is joined by Danny and Michael Philippou (RackaRacka) & Jaxon Fairbarn fo...

Beers & Barbies

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat's potential new challenge, Zach Bryan drama, Over thinking & Is death row ...

Emergency episode w. Danny Philippou

13 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Emergency episode w. Danny PhilippouRackaRackaBring Her BackTalk To MeMovies Hoste...

Pat The Nature Boy Clifton

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Pat and Will react to Shark VS Killer Whale & Talk OriginNatureState OF Origin...

You Wouldn't Propaganda

06 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&u...Will & Pat fill us in on propaganda they're not falling for & blind rank k...

Idsquay Amegay

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the Bean Spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&...

49 Hour Flight

29 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join the bean spillers: https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129&utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&...

First Date Headnoise

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat invents a riddle & Will has first date headnoiseRiddlesGay NudesFirst DatesOgescarsPersonality Test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Nephew Day

22 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat thinks he crushed at the hospital and the boys rank the all-time artists.OriginPat’s NephewLove of MothersHobbiesBlind RankingArtist Tier List H...

Healthy Road Rage

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will looks at Justin Beiber’s crash outs and Pat gives his Top 3 feelings.Justin BeiberOn Par PackageIt EndsTop 3 SoundsActing ChallengeGamingHotlin...

Dangerous Patimals

15 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat and Will review Pat’s perfect movie, Dangerous Animals. Pat’s adopting a rescue dog.Air India Plane CrashDangerous AnimalsEddingtonPat’s Res...

We Discovered ChatGPT

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tickets are selling out for the Regional Tour! Get them now via instagram @youwouldntpodKyle’s New BetHikingAnge PostecoglouFarmer Wants A WifeHalf ...

AI Ring Bearers

08 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys try their hand at the Wavelength game, and rant about the wedding No no’s.WavelengthPrivilege RantSydney Film FestivalRing BearersPat as a ...

Gronked By Our Neighbours

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

GET TICKETS TO OUTBACK OGERS TOUR NOW!! Pat and Kyle are hot off a huge win in the Inaugural Padel and Pins tournament. Will discovers baked beans.&nb...

Riding the 50ft Wave

01 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will’s just come back from an eventful TV show recording, and the boys draft up a message to respond a year late!Flight FiascoState Of OriginVividTh...

P Clitty Holding Down Fort

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will flees to Melbourne, so P Clitty does a solo ep, talking origin, ranking fast food chains and sports quizzing.Will’s GoneHousekeepingBring Her B...

Hospitals and Hearts

25 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat’s flooded in, and has gone to hospital for heart. Will and Kyle prank Pat with a fake Belgium asteroid.Pat’s Flooded InFastingHeart ProblemsBa...

Almond Mums

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a look into the recent jail-break of 10 inmates in New Orleans, and test their knowledge on world records.The FloodsRosie’s PlaqueAlmo...

Prank Patrol

18 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys try their best to make retail workers laugh on the phone. Prank CallsPat’s VoicemailParentsMath TestHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Padel Ball Betrayal

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are not happy with Kyle after leaving them out of padel ball.The Blame GameWearing Headphones OutBaby NamesLatrell’s Unsportsmanlike Try?UF...

Ogelympics 4

11 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ogelmypics is back with edition 4, with new games Guess the Sound and Shark Tank.New General KnowledgeFamily FeudGuess The Sound ScattergoriesSha...

Saving Endangered Species

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did Robert Irwin ruin the 100 person vs 1 gorilla trend? We, as critics in the fashion world, rate the Met Gala outfits. Robert Irwin Weighs in o...

Wrestlemania w/ Blake Pavey

04 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Blake Pavey joins the boys on the couch.WrestlemaniaAmericansWorst Songs EverHecklingPolitics and that Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Just Need A Massage

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will gets mad over at an old lady who can’t figure out her phone and Pat is on a roll in his influencer career. Old Woman CallingMissed Therapy...

Therapy w/ The Inspired Unemployed

27 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for our therapy session with The Inspired Unemployed. Nude ParksAnger in SportDangerous CountriesLoveJack’s Nightmare in Amalfi CoastBr...

We're Back In Studio

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re backkkkkkkkWill’s New GameTwins InterviewAppalling Marriage ProposalRehearsalF*cking on the First DateMoviesPranked Hotline Hosted on Acast....

Escape From Alcatraz

20 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pat joins from the recently moved-into Clitty Cave. Normal in-person episode from next episode!Pat In The Clitty CavePlane Crash HypotheticalMoving Da...

We Apologise For This Episode

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do not listen to this podcast… it is genuinely the worst of them all. Weekend In SportFlee Or SeeVampiresDo You Want To Live Forever?Pat’s Mo...

Who Wants To Be An Oger-aire?

13 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can the boys take home $1 million by answering 15 general knowledge questions in a row. Taiwanese Army ConscriptionScots TattooCouch to 5kNRL w/ ...

Camping with Crocs

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the top 5 conspiracy theories? And can you sleep in a crocodile enclosure?Day in the Life TikTok’sRanking Conspiracy TheoriesApril Fools Re...

Lu's on the Pod

06 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lu joins the boys on the pod and causes a ruckus. Will has a freaky sleep paralysis experience. Politics and that.New CarLuAnna Paul Drama UpdatesHosp...