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Chapter 1: What entrepreneurial insights does Pat share from his past?
to set up an auto email, Kyle, when you're away.
What's that?
An out of office email.
Yeah.
Oh, you don't just want the login?
I think it's a bit weird if I'm just replying from you. If you just say, I'm out of office, but please direct any emails to Pat. And I'll just have your login as well in case people don't. I reckon that feels like another step. What do you mean? Oh yeah, don't worry. Or I could just reply from your email saying, hey guys, it's Pat. It's a bit scat, isn't it? I don't know. I don't think it's scat.
I know. I hate automatic emails, bro.
It gives me shit. So do I. It actually gives me the shit.
But I feel like actual businesses, that's what they all do. Yeah. But we're not an actual business. No, no, no. But I'm saying that the people who will, they won't get the shits, I don't think. We're on, by the way. It's such a nice thing to get the shits about. I get fucking angry about it. It's infuriating. I might just go without a mic check. Are you comfortable with that? Are you sure? Yeah.
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Chapter 2: How does Will feel about watching Toy Story 5?
Who knows, bread. You can't just find out. Toxic work culture. You can't just say one headline also and just be like, I just feel like you are very quick to attack people who get success for very unique things that I feel like you think they don't earn it or something. Another example. Give me one. Before the whole Dodge coin thing, you hated the Hawk tour girl. No, I didn't. He did.
No, I hated her after when she did the coin. I think you hated her before. No, I didn't. I hated her when she made the coin. I had no reason to hate her before. She just went viral. Yeah, but I feel like you hate people who go viral for something that's kind of like just super random. Give me an example. I've just given you two. No, you haven't. Salt Bae and Hawk Tua.
I just did Salt Bae, so that's not an example. And Hawk Tua was wrong. No, that is an example. No, the example is I just said that. Yeah, I know, but it's still an example. But that's like saying, oh, I hate Pepsi Max. You always hate soft drink. Give me an example, Pepsi Max. It's like, well, yeah, I just said that. Yeah, but it's still an example.
You didn't say give me an example I haven't said in the last five minutes. You can't use the topic to prove that that doesn't make sense. You can, though. You can, because that's what brought up the conversation. In the case of you and things, there's now two examples. Yeah. Okay. One that's the topic and the other that is incorrect.
There's still an example.
It's still an example. Ooh, I hate Sav Blanc. You hate all sorts of wine. Give me an example. Sav Blanc. Yeah. Pinot Gris. There's another one. There's two examples there. Okay. Let's just go back to this. The hot to a girl is wrong. The reason I didn't like her was because she started to scam people using a coin. I feel like there was a bit creeping in before that. Find it. Find it.
I'm not going to go find it right now, am I? Exactly. Exonerated. We'll give exonerated yet again. We'll give not. You didn't even think you could use a fucking example of an example. Something happened in the Uber. I need to tell you something. I swear to God, I'm not even trying to be funny for the pod. I need to tell you something. Your music is too loud in the car. It's not.
Dude, you pulled up to the garage. Yeah. I was standing outside the door and it was like, it was blaring for me. Yeah. And I was probably 80 meters away. Yeah. And your windows were rolled up. Yeah. It's fucked. I love it. It's so loud. Driving down on a fucking Friday morning to the studio. It's like full max. You get back. It's too loud. It's too loud. Just try. Anyway.
I was going to say, speaking of controversies. Oh, yeah. Hit me.
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Chapter 3: What happened during the Uber ride that frustrated Pat?
And I possess the body of his most biggest crush. And I get her to fall in love with him. Okay, then him. Yeah. Get him to fall in love with him. And I make him think that he's literally found the love of his life. And then I slowly but surely tear his entire life apart, leave him heartbroken, desperate, crying. And then I cut in blood. You shouldn't have fucked with Will Gibb.
He doesn't know your name. You shouldn't have fucked with the gay ranger you shot twice in the kneecaps. He's done it to three others. The gay ranger? Yeah. Well, then you shouldn't have fucked with Will Gibb. Google his fucking name. He's a fucking famous cunt. What's going on?
There was a pigeon in the studio this morning.
Bro, there was a pigeon in the studio this morning and I walk in and Kyle goes, I was like, fuck, bro. There's a huge spider. I didn't know what to do. And he goes, there's a pigeon in the studio. And he's like standing, bro. He's like standing in the corner. Like, what do we do? I was like, I don't know. God's a fucking bird, bro.
Are you being serious?
I thought it would just start fucking flying around the place. You were acting very scared of it. Yeah. It was like there was a snake. And he was holding distance like, what do we do? Like almost frozen.
Because I didn't want it to start fucking hitting shit and pooing everywhere.
I literally just walked behind it and ushered it to the door and it walked off.
Yeah, but that was pretty lucky. You did well there.
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Chapter 4: What controversies surround the Michael Jackson documentary?
Oh, there's all this pigeon shit. It was just there.
Bro, it was fucking ridiculous.
Do you guys... Wait, so you knew it was in here?
Last night when Cody was sitting here, he did hear that... Yeah, let's hear the pigeon story.
So last night when I was sitting in here on my own, I was like, I could hear like some ushering almost. Like, I don't know if that's the right word. It sounded like someone was being ushered. A bit of commotion. But like, it just kind of sounded like a bin bag being blown under the fans or something.
And when you hear stuff like that, because sometimes it can be scary, I've kind of just always trained myself to be like, oh, it's nothing. So I'm like, that was probably, I reckon the pigeon came in this back door. You know, sometimes people leave the doors open. I reckon, yeah.
The case of the pigeon. Well, he would have had a good night in here by himself. Out of the cold. Room to yourself. Yeah. Pretty good life. And there's some crumbs around. Well, he's a fucking idiot then. But then Tobler was also in here late at night. That sounds like a fucking thing a guy that dropped a pigeon in the fucking studio would say. You didn't see him.
So maybe he was just cooped up in the corner. Oh, here we go. Now we're fucking getting everyone on. I love it.
No, I just hate it when people talk on podcasts and they're not on mic. It's infuriating. I was here at 9 o'clock until 9, 9.30 around the whole studio and I didn't see him once. But you weren't actively looking. Mums.
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Chapter 5: What are the details of Pat's education and its impact on his career?
He used to yell at us and say, I'm going to send you my medical bill for making me yell. And then one time at lunch, he was just standing face to face with a kid. They had each other by the collar, both with their fists up, their teacher and a kid. Waverly. Yeah, it's such Waverly. He was an onky. Can I tell you something?
My DT teacher cut his thumb off and then cut his toe off to replace his thumb. Funny cunt. And we didn't actually put, but like they surgically.
Yeah, they surgically did it.
I know he didn't fucking cut his thumb and then all of a sudden go, fuck, better do the toe while I'm at it. He has a toe for a thumb. That's pretty cool. What the fuck, brother? That's rank. Give it a rest, cunt. He's the goat as well. Can I get back to what I was saying, Bart? No. I didn't enjoy studies, not for me.
Like, the idea of school, the only way to learn is by sitting down with a book is backwards, and it wasn't for me. So I never studied during year 12. During my exams, I finished them all, but you were allowed to leave after an hour. I would finish before an hour every time.
And by the end of it, the HSC guy from outside, he would come to me on the hour and just pick up my paper and say, have a good day, mate. He wouldn't even ask if I was done. And that's not like a flex. I got it all done in a quick time and I didn't really care. You didn't get it all done.
I did.
I finished every exam. I finished it. The only one that took me longer than the time was English. I took a couple hours. You got to write essays and shit.
That's not an achievement, though, to just finish an exam.
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Chapter 6: How did Pat handle the unexpected pigeon in the studio?
So assuming a 10% return, if you put in 10 grand now, that'll be 11 grand the next year, like 12 and a half a year after that. But look into that if that's your worry. Thank you.
That's actually quite nice.
You don't want to leave the money there forever. Anyway, love you. Bye.
That's very helpful. Thank you. Where are we? What are we up to? What's going on today?
Just touching on the matching tattoos chat. I'm fully convinced that there's a curse with getting matching tattoos. Everyone I've ever met that has a matching tattoo with someone, there's been like a relationship breakdown or a friendship breakdown. And I'm living proof as well. I have matching tattoos with two different people.
Oh, you should have learned after the first life.
And another one, we just had a massive falling out and I basically decided to distance myself from them. But everyone else I've ever spoken to that has matching tattoos with someone, it's like a curse. It all sucks. I don't know if the rest of the listeners have the same experience or what, but you are something to consider, Patty boy. No, I've got two, mate.
I'm good. I've got two already, and I'm chilling. I'm nearly 10 years strong with them.
Hey, lads, first-time caller here. I've got a question for Will, but I'd love to hear your thoughts too. I was seeing backrooms tonight, and unfortunately I picked a Saturday night when the cinema was full of teenagers, and I did something I never thought I'd do.
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