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You Wouldn't

You Would w/ Jeremy Gibb

14 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What insights does Jeremy Gibb share about his life journey?

7.405 - 10.869 Will Gibb

started rolling. We're on. Where are we live? Yeah.

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11.871 - 12.211 Jeremy Gibb

Awesome.

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12.692 - 14.213 Will Gibb

How are you guys? Good.

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14.574 - 16.276 Jeremy Gibb

Fuck it. Fuck it. Let's just roll in.

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17.037 - 18.419 Will Gibb

Don't check your phone on the pod.

18.799 - 19.139 Jeremy Gibb

Okay.

19.54 - 34.138 Will Gibb

We're in the blue room at barrel at the farm. We've popped by. We've popped by. We're in the blue room. We just popped in to say hello. I may or may not have had a shower. That's fair. You're allowed a shower I reckon. And, uh, we're ready to continue our tour. Are you proud of us?

34.996 - 38.374 Jeremy Gibb

Who are you talking to me? Yeah. Aren't you going to introduce me?

38.675 - 51.994 Will Gibb

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'll get there. Jeez, you're amateurs, aren't you? Everybody, please give a massive returning round of applause to a very highly requested guest, dare I say. Very, the most. The most requested, next to Charlotte. Really?

Chapter 2: How does Jeremy Gibb describe his experience with sobriety?

116.504 - 135.283 Jeremy Gibb

No, not this shit again. Not this shit again. Oh, my God. The guys from Hello Sport, basically I felt all the guys that own it were going to use you for six months and kick you out.

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135.343 - 137.065 Will Gibb

Yeah, it's been a long time.

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137.125 - 160.617 Jeremy Gibb

You're still there. So how long ago was it that I was on the podcast? you reckon two or three years ago it would have been over a year i reckon oh well over a year two years i'd say not two i'd say about a year and a half year and a half anyway you're still here yeah yeah clap clap well done but one thing is um i you haven't got any brand deals yet

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160.951 - 176.648 Jeremy Gibb

Hello, we're just fucking... Have you not seen us plug the fuck out of 7-Eleven? Well, they're fantastic, by the way. If you ever want to fill up and you ever want to get a good snack, 7-Eleven is by far... And not just a snack, food. Whatever meal you want. Can I always say something? So we've been saying this at our live shows.

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176.769 - 189.743 Jeremy Gibb

Obviously, we are doing a brand deal with them and they are paying us and we promote them. But that's a one-off brand deal. You've got no other brand deal. We don't have any long-term... I don't know what the Hello Sport guys are still continuing with you, right?

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Because we're growing very quickly.

191.439 - 212.487 Jeremy Gibb

Because you seem... If I was... Firstly, I'd like to ask, what's the name of your podcast again? You Wouldn't. What does that mean? It just means you wouldn't. Like, oh, you wouldn't do this or you wouldn't do that. You know what I mean? Like, you wouldn't have a drink with me today. That sounds shit name, really. No, because you got... What should we call it? You Would. Life's about doing.

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Oh, shit, bro.

215.891 - 233.458 Jeremy Gibb

You Would. The plot twist. Okay? You would do this. What about I wouldn't? You would. You're not I wouldn't or we wouldn't do this. It's you would. No, but it's reverse psychology. It means if you want to get a proper career, the two of you should get a proper career. You would get a proper career. What should we do?

Chapter 3: What are Jeremy's thoughts on relationships and love life?

814.404 - 843.904 Jeremy Gibb

So I'd like to joke, but actually, seriously, you're a great dad. And I think you're bred to be a good father. And I think you should keep breeding because I think you're going to be a great dad. Thank you, Jeremy. That's very kind. I want to go back to accounting. If you hated numbers so much, why did you do it? Well, I didn't hate it. I just felt that I'm better with people than numbers.

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843.924 - 869.113 Jeremy Gibb

I'm not bad. I was good at maths at school. I was terrible at English. I had to do, you know, what is it, remedial English sort of thing. I needed help with English early on. So now you do like recruitment. Well, I enjoy dealing with people. I don't like the sort of, there's a bit of a sales element that I find a bit. I try to avoid that.

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869.233 - 888.958 Jeremy Gibb

If say Will worked for Apple and they were looking for somebody, for example, right? Do you pre-interview people? Yeah, of course I do. And what do you kind of, can we do like, can I be looking for a job? And you interview me? Okay, what sort of job are you looking for? What should it be?

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888.978 - 905.366 Will Gibb

Let's say Pat is looking, he's got three years of marketing experience. Yeah. And he's looking to sign on as the new marketing executive of... Apple. Of Apple.

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905.406 - 907.35 Jeremy Gibb

Yeah. Why are you interested in working for Apple?

907.37 - 910.134 Will Gibb

No, is that how you'd start? Pat walks in the room.

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Yeah.

910.96 - 928.589 Jeremy Gibb

Well, tell me a bit about yourself, Pat, about what, just in two minutes, don't go too much, but just tell me about your highlights of your careers to date. Oh, mate, I've done three years out of university and I know that might not seem like much, but I'm a very high achiever and I had pretty good experience at Google. Right.

928.889 - 946.758 Jeremy Gibb

And to be honest, I think Apple's just a much better product, but I took Google to the max. I could take them. Well, give me some specific examples. Oh, well, we rose 30% in sales in my section. Right. From what number to what number? Oh, so it was from 600 million plus 30% to 900 million. Right. So it was a 300 million increment over the two years.

Chapter 4: How does Jeremy discuss his experiences with autism?

1103.722 - 1105.887 Will Gibb

Mr Gibb, what's going on in the deluxe suite?

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1106.71 - 1123.656 Jeremy Gibb

Pat, I think... Should I use another card? I think, Pat, what we should do is I think you just need a little bit more time in your current role before we present you to Apple. Interesting. And I think that I should go tell your wife about your assistant. So we can come to some sort of agreement here, if you like.

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1123.636 - 1143.286 Will Gibb

Okay, I have a question, genuinely. Yeah. So, what is the, because I remember there was a really good bit of advice again, because obviously you, my dad obviously interviews people for jobs, and you're like a vibe, be real, if you could give your job another title, you're almost like a vibe checker. You suss people's vibes. That's right.

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1143.507 - 1148.072 Will Gibb

So would you ever not hire someone if they were really well qualified but their vibe was off?

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1148.372 - 1150.214 Jeremy Gibb

Definitely. It's all about vibe, I reckon.

1150.234 - 1154.519 Will Gibb

So vibe more than actual credits? 50-50?

1155.14 - 1174.654 Jeremy Gibb

I reckon it's more vibe than experience. Well... Particularly Den's on the job, I guess. Vibe's good and you've got to try and match it. But generally, I find if people are pretty steady and have moved around a lot and... But vibe's a big one. You can tell within, put it this way, I can tell within two minutes, I reckon, if they're right or wrong.

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You said never turn up to a job interview any more than 15 minutes early.

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That's right.

Chapter 5: How does Jeremy reflect on his career and job interviews?

2351.269 - 2369.499 Will Gibb

Guess what? Right. It gets to 270 megabits per second while we're driving down the highway. Right. So we've got fucking Wi-Fi. Yeah. The whole trip down the coast. Yeah. And wherever we stop. And it's the... It is the fastest internet I've ever had. Yeah. Can you finish that compliment you were going to say about me though?

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2370.06 - 2380.523 Will Gibb

You can make fun of Pat all you want for being, for knowing fuck or probably being one of the dumbest people book smart wise. But in terms of being a handyman and street smarts, the best.

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2380.503 - 2408.025 Jeremy Gibb

Well, no. You're a fucking idiot because I'll tell you why. You both are showing how stupid you are. Starlink here is because it's not on the fucking main highway. The main highway from Brisbane to Sydney, of course, is going to have great access. But the barrel is a little bit more remote than the main highway from Brisbane to Sydney. No, we were off. We were like everywhere.

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2408.045 - 2423.956 Jeremy Gibb

We were in the middle of nowhere. We're in the middle of Byron Bay. That's the point of Starlink. Okay, I reckon if you set up your Starlink here, now here. I'll get us at least 200 speed. Okay, well, let's do it. All right, we'll do it. And then you copy it. We'll do it in the Patreon.

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2424.657 - 2425.559 Will Gibb

Yeah, Patreon it.

2425.579 - 2449.98 Jeremy Gibb

Let's go to the Patreon and we'll vlog me trying to do it. Right, okay. What's the Patreon, by the way? It's like OnlyFans, but for content creators. What do you mean by that? So, like, you know what OnlyFans is? I know what OnlyFans is. They're doing a stand show on the girls. Yeah, that pissed me off, bro. They ran the ads on this podcast. I want to get that taken off. What do you mean?

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It's a chat. They ran ads for the show on our podcast.

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The stand show. What's wrong with that?

2454.665 - 2464.235 Jeremy Gibb

It's pretty grotty, isn't it? It's disgusting, bro. It's a show about all these... Like, not just, you know my take on it. I don't care. It's like the Bonnie Blues of the world.

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