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Chapter 1: What spontaneous events led to Tony's smugness this week?
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Hey, Storyteller-y, you don't even know that we haven't recorded this podcast. Well, maybe you know from the content of the previous podcasts and their topical nature, but we have not recorded a podcast together in three weeks.
Yes, that's right. We had a huge fight. We had a huge fight. Me and Cillian had a huge fight after Shane was rushed immediately to hospital. And yeah, so it's, you know, it's good to see you.
I was rushed to hospital because I fought off an attacker. And there was 10 of them.
Chapter 2: What happened during Shane's hospital visit?
And I saved the lads. But I got injured in the process, like my knuckles, things like that. And they were like, let's get him checked out. But the lads then, what did you fight about? Oh, it was about you and the person not being able to operate on you because they were your dad or whatever, or your mother. I couldn't remember. The surgeon was my mother.
And I was just screaming at his face, it's the Hippocratic Oath, it's the Hippocratic Oath.
Yeah, that's what happened.
Guys, let's do some beer garden ambience ASMR.
Yeah, let's do it. Click. I'm having a lovely time. Mace, what have you got there?
Oh, Mace, you have to try it.
It's the new Bulmer's strawberry and lime. It's distinctively crisp, I must say. No way, Mace. I'm having the new Bulmer's berries over ice. Delicious and quite refreshing.
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Chapter 3: How did Killian intellectualize football on sports radio?
What's that you've got there, Tony? Oh, Mace, I got milk. I blew it. Oh, more now, Mace. Next time grab a Bulmer's berries or a Bulmer's strawberry and lime. I'm so embarrassed, Mace. Perfect for summer. Enjoy it with your mace.
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Do you know that lad who was on Drury Street who did the kickflip kind of fighting? It was a viral video of these lads attacking a pub. Yes, I think it might have been Duke Street or South Anne Street. Don't ask me which one because Dubliners will know. Nobody knows the difference which is Duke Street and which is South Anne Street.
We were trying to go to the Bailey, and we didn't, we're going to, and I kind of think to myself, is the same as the strip with Jack Martin's shop on it?
This is Shane's set on, like, Late Night with Seth Meyers. They're like, Shane, make sure you know it's an American audience, so just make sure that it's references that they know.
A lot of streets in Dublin. What is this about driving?
I don't know, which is Clarendon Street, which is Rurie Street. I don't know.
Did you bring back Fade Street?
When does Camden Street turn into Wexford Street? No. I call them all George Street. And Anger Street. You're walking along.
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Chapter 4: What unique experience did Tony have during a sunset swim?
You're barely there. You're barely going.
Anger on jeer.
Hello. Anyway, Shane Daniel Byrne. Thank you so much.
Thank you very much, Seth.
Thank you very much. It's been a pleasure. Thank you.
Yeah. He's just holding up a vinyl for a different band. Shane Daniel Byrne.
I wanted to be the guy who's doing those kickflips and he was attacking some people were attacking a bar and then he was a worker in the bar and he did like a backwards kick some ridiculous kick and it was the coolest thing ever I wanted some video of that to happen of me doing that sure I was like jealous of the attention he was getting and I was like
God, wouldn't it be great if I somehow got in some sort of fight where I was defending the vulnerable and I did some cool kind of cartwheel kickflip thing?
And where are you in this journey of being a really cool acrobatic martial art? Would you say you're halfway there? Would you say you're one step in that direction? I've started doing cat-cow about twice a week.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about spontaneity in their lives?
Yes, exactly. Holy shit. How are we all doing? We've been coming here the last couple of weeks, absolutely buzzing off the endorphins of going to the gym. How have we been now in our fitness journey recently? Forgive me, trainer, for I've sinned. It's been a couple of days since my last gym session.
I actually didn't go this morning because I talked. We had arranged for 9 this morning and then it was changed to 10. And I had cancelled the gym and I could have gone then. But that was, it wasn't your fault really, actually, if you think about it. I was also wrong because you did say we could have the room till later. But that's kind of admin stuff for our own. Can I just second that, Shane?
I was, when the time was changed, I did have the thought like, could have gone to the gym then.
So I'm not saying it's your fault, Tony, for changing the time. You know, I did change the time with like two hours notice.
I did notice you worked very hard on changing the time. And I was thinking, would you not just... I did. I didn't mind. But I was like, you're spending so long thinking about how to change the time. Would you not just come in?
Yes. Well, I mean, to do that, the kids wouldn't have gone to school. So that would have been the only... Should they not walk to school? I mean, look, they're getting on. They should. I'm sure Germany, probably their two-year-olds walking to school holding knives... Yeah. Because they're just trusted over there.
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Chapter 6: What challenges do they face in their fitness journeys?
They're just trusted. And they'd have a glass of wine with dinner.
Yeah. Well, no. Yeah.
They're not French. No. Just I'm seeing, you know, the kind of continental Europe, you know, two-year-olds would be walking to school. On the continent. On the continent. They know how to start a fire. Having affairs. They have affairs. The two-year-olds are jacked over there. Very sallow. Very, very sallow.
And they'd have a glass of wine with dinner at the beach. And they'd have mortgages and pensions. That kind of thing. It's just the right thing to do.
It's very European. I've not really been going to the gym. I'm still taking my steroids, my creatine.
Okay, well, that's messy. That's not steroids.
It is steroids.
It's Crea.
Let him say it's steroids. Okay, it's steroids. He wants to be on steroids.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts navigate social situations in public spaces?
I'm dispelling, I'm just dispelling this stigma or whatever. It does explain your tiny cock. Anyway.
It's the balls. You told us that the balls is shrinking. I could do with the balls shrinking. Oh.
Oh, when you get to my age, son. When you get to my age, son. The only reason I take them.
I'm just trying to reduce my balls a little bit. Fair enough. Anyway, you just have to get back on this. You have to pick a day to get back on.
But I did do something smug yesterday after my gig in Dun Laoghaire. I was driving home and I stopped by. I saw beautiful. It was full tide and the sun was setting. No, you didn't. I'm going to go for a little swim. After your show? After my show, a little sunset swim. You did not.
What time was it over at?
It was over at about half ten and the sun was still setting and there was still some light and it was a beautiful sunset across Sandy Cove. You didn't. And I dipped in and I had a little swim. You did not.
You're sort of at that middle age where it's kind of like if I see a man like you going that late for a swim, people would call the guards.
Yeah.
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Chapter 8: What humorous moments arise from parenting and family life?
Well, it did look suspicious, but I went in my full clothes. Yeah. And we're all like, you know, I used to be cool.
I used to be a hipster.
You were holding two kettlebells.
I was holding two kettlebells, yeah. Just trying to get my workout in. People are like, you okay? And I'm like, no, the clothes add to it. It's resistance training.
I'm pure jealous of that, Tony.
I know. That's really cool.
Do you know what I feel like is part of? I have to tell you. I am. Well done. Thank you. Well done. Bula bus. Where did you do it? Sandy Cove, he says. Sandy Cove. Which wouldn't really be on the way home. It would be on the way home. No? Are you talking about Sandy Mount? Sandy Cove is the 40 foot. Yeah, like you'd have to drive in the opposite direction to your home. Seapoint.
Oh, you'd pass Seapoint easy enough. I'd pass Seapoint easy enough. Where the poo collects. That's sort of, I always imagine that's really where the poo is kind of, when they release it, it gets collected there. I think that is, Tony, that is hurtling towards middle age because I feel like I'm not middle age, but I'm in the bit before it, still young and youthful.
But I feel like, well, I couldn't do that. Somehow I'd be like, well, Raymond would be expecting me at home. Now, of course, if I came home 40 minutes later, Raymond would not know the difference. But I still feel like, well, I must get back to my lodgings. I must take, I feel like I can't be, I'm not as spontaneous as I used to be.
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