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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This show is part of the Headstuff Podcast Network.
This is the start of the podcast. This is the start of the podcast. And just so you know, we have excluded, we were talking about shit and buttholes.
Yes.
And we've excluded, we've protected you from that. This is a high comedy podcast.
Chapter 2: What comedic elements do the hosts use to engage with the youth?
A high culture comedy podcast. Yeah, where art meets comedy. Yeah. You know. A right smile at the world's culture is what I call it. We're just putting the bloody world to rights now. What we do is, we take the world and put it through the filter of our crazy brains.
A little bit.
And shoot it back out in a way that only the young hot guys can do. That's our brand trademark.
They're attractive. They're very attractive. Hot and loud. And a little bit sad. He was the best guy around. Oh, my, oh, my.
Is it hot in here or what? You're an attractive guy. It's the fabulous Tony Cantwell. I'm talking about Shane Daniel Burner.
Idiot soldier boy! Guys, let's do some beer garden ambience ASMR.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about changing song genders?
Yeah, let's do it.
a lovely time.
I forgot it. Mace, what have you got there? Oh, Mace, you have to try it. It's the new Bulmer's strawberry and lime. It's distinctively crisp, I must say. No way, Mace. I'm having the new Bulmer's berries over ice. Delicious and quite refreshing. What's that you've got there, Tony? Oh, Mace, I got milk. I blew it. Oh, more now, Mace.
Next time, grab a Bulmer's berries or a Bulmer's strawberry and lime. I'm so embarrassed, Mace. Perfect for summer. Enjoy it with your mace. Available in shops and pubs now. Get the facts. Be drink aware. Visit drinkaware.ie. The podcast is called... Young hot guys. Yes. But I do like calling us the young hot guys. Yes, me too.
Like, like, Marham Platt, parents would say in the 90s, they're listening to The Oasis. Oh, yeah. Marham Platt. The Fontaines. Well, they were called The Fontaines. Were they? Yeah, until Justin Timberlake said, lose the the. Remember? Okay. As you said that joke. I like it. I like it, okay. And I recall... It went so far funny that you got angry, it seems.
No, it's just that we've definitely done this before. Never, never. It is, because why else would you have said that joke on this podcast? Why would you ever say this podcast? Why would you ever say this podcast? Mate, mate, mate. For the viewers at home, Shane is looking like a very sexy Mills and Boone watercolor. He's got his chest out.
His earring is absolutely glistening because... I have three earrings.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of Holly Cairns in the current political landscape?
He's got three earrings because his sideburns have just... I put in little sideburns. Sideburns there, bringing attention to his fabulous ears, his neck, his chest. The other day there was a discussion around that I might have to shave my whole face, right? And I was like, what will I do? My whole body. Yeah, it'll take me forever. There was a discussion.
And how many people were involved in this discussion? There was a huge discussion. Yeah, lots of people there. Me and Raymond. It was a debate. I want you to be a seal for me. No, we were just discussing. I was like, what if I had to do this for this job? And then he was like, I wouldn't know you.
And then I was like, well, I did shave before for a job, but I've had a moustache for a long, long time and my beard's come and go. So I just shaved everything else to see what my face is like a bit. That's a practice. And then I decided if... In the future, a job comes that I have to be shaven for. I think we do it here on this pot. We will shave you on the pot.
You say that, that sounds strange. But that's what you said. I know, but the way you said that was almost like cattle or something like that. It was almost like shearing. You were saying, I will have to be shaven. Like clean shaven. Well, no, yeah, but that implies someone will be shaving you.
Chapter 5: What are the hosts' thoughts on the new TV show 'The Derogation Girls'?
Not that I will shave. You kept saying, I will have to be shaven. What does that mean? You come here and go, I'm ready to be shaved. They're like, Shane, well, we thought you'd do this at home. Well, it's just that I... Shave me. Shave me live. My thinking would be rather than that you would shave me, rather than I would shave. Yes, I will shave you.
And I would have the microphone away and you would narrate the shaving maybe or something. I didn't think you'd shave me. But now that you mention it, I quite like that actually. I quite like that. I'll hold your arms down. Even though you asked for it. You can practice your Turkish stuff. Can I just float a hypothetical as well? Float anything you like, Mish. Avatar 4 is coming out.
Just hypothetically, if I were to land a certain job and I had to be painted fully blue here,
all over my body I'd like I'd like to do that on the pod okay and if you want to give me kudos for this hypothetical you want to paint you want us to paint you blue I'm just saying if I get the hypothetical role of the only person who is not mocap CG in Avatar 4 and they have to paint me blue I'd like you guys to paint me blue on the podcast just throw that out there I think sometimes in comedy there is a level of physical intimacy required like that we did the Brioche in it the first time and I had a tearaway skirt and
the underwear I was wearing was basically like my whole butt was out. And then I couldn't get my, just before going on, I couldn't get my skirt to tighten up and I was using tape. And then I was getting a bit panicked. And Peter McGann, friend of the pod, enemy of our careers. Sure. Somehow, I don't know what that means. No, no, no, I know exactly what you mean.
Why not?
I wouldn't shave that man. That's all I'll say. Tell you who's looking very trim and sexy, Peter McGann. Yeah. Oh, keep an eye on that.
Queer icon.
Anyway, queer icon, Peter McGann. And then he was like, I'll do it. And I was like, and then I felt a bit uncomfortable. I was like, you're going to have your face in my whole arse. And he's like, yeah, that's fine. And I just thought, like, that was beautiful. What colleagueship and fraternity that he was like, yeah, that's fine.
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Chapter 6: What humorous incident occurs involving Shane's shaving discussion?
Yeah, luckily now Tony didn't insist upon us having bloody brain injections to participate in his Comedy Eurovision Song Contest, namely the Bureau de Change. Why would you be so convoluted? It's okay. So you'd be like, Tony's like, yeah, but just to bring it back, it is a fun event. Yeah, but it's a very fun time. Would you not have a new idea for us, Tony? Yeah, give us another one.
You have the Bureau de Change idea. We love it. You say, do you want to do a podcast? We love it. Would you not have another one for us now? What would we do next? The Bureau de Change Film Festival? The Rochange Film Festival. Okay. Where everyone makes a full feature. Makes a short film. Full feature length film.
But then it's included with a kind of pretentious kind of artist kind of talk as well about it. And that's part of the thing. But it's not as really good as an idea. A talkback. Talk back. Well, there's the Bureau de Change All Stars. Oh, yeah. Which will be... A lot of these sound like... The same thing. Bureau de Change. Okay.
Which is a whole thing, but... Bureau de Change Juniors, where kids play versions of us. Bureau de Change The College Years. That would be a good idea where they're a bit older, you know, they're having sex, but it's implied, but you never really see anything. Of course.
There is, what's the other one that I had was, well, of course, we have our morning TV show, which is going to get off the ground. I'm sure it will. And then I had another one. It was just on the tip of my tongue. We all take our clothes off. And shave Shane? And shave Shane. Yes. No, I had one. Okay. It's gone. It'll come back to me. I had an amazing idea. Okay, well, just keep them coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I will. Avatar 5. Avatar 5. Yeah. Do another one, James. That was my idea. I'm sorry to let you know, but I think they have done the casting and probably the shooting for that film. Nah. For Avatar. Oh, Avatar 5. Nah. They'll have me.
My dream is to somehow be in some, be shoehorned into some piece of IP in a very small role and put out as an action figure that ends up in a bargain bin. That is a genuine, up there with me being a Choice Music Prize winning R&B slow jam artist. Well, the Irish actor Tom Vaughan Lawler, he, or famously Nige, Marhampla, or Father Vincent in The Sacred Vows, all episodes now on RTE.
Stream all episodes now on RTE Player. RTE Player. When you do RTE ads, do you say RTE? I say or because I'm bloody paddy and proud of it. I did a few of them and I just said are because they say are. When I did the ones of the continuity. I changed over to or. I used to say are, but now I say or. When I did them, it was like, stream all episodes now on RTE player. That's good.
Yeah, but I did are. Sorry. I-R-A? I-R-A. No one says I-or-A. I-either-A. I-R-A. I-or-A. You pick.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts react to the idea of painting themselves blue for a role?
Yes, there is Doomsday coming out the same day as Dooms 3. When we were shooting that TV show, someone did ask him that. And I was like, oh my God, leave it. Someone's like, are you in the Doomsday? And I was like... Why are you saying that? It's a great question. I can't remember who it is. It was like in the green room. John Hewson. It wasn't John Hewson. John Hewson, no better than that.
No better. He was also in A Night of the Seven Kingdoms, so he pops up in that. That's right. Definitely room for series two for him as well, I think.
I'd say so.
That character is 100%. Peter Claffey, who only likes Tony. Yes. Refuses to like us. That's fine. Or rather, more likely, does not know we exist.
What?
Also the actor who plays James Bond in the new James Bond video game, Irish Lad. He's bloody brilliant in it. Patrick Gibson. Patrick Gibson. He follows you. He follows me. Do you know what, Shane? There's room for you in A Night of the Seven Kingdoms dressed as you are right now.
I feel like with this sort of open shirt thing, or maybe it's a bit more of like a The Lady of the House kind of, you know, costume drama. It's raining outside. I'm sorry that you guys are intimidated that suddenly there's a new depth to my sexuality. I'm sorry about that.
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Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about their experiences with travel?
Actually, do you know what? I'm not going to apologize for that. What's your stance on this? What is your stance? I apologize and I withdraw the apology, deputy. I withdraw that. I withdraw the apology. I do withdraw the apology. And actually, like, I'm sorry, but I withdraw the apology. Yeah.
I apologize for that.
I apologize for apologizing inadvertently, but it's not my problem if you can't keep up with my raw sexuality that is oozing out of my every pore. Well, we forgive you. And, but.
Okay. Sorry.
Okay. Well, Peter McGann knows every pore on your butt. Yes, he's seen it all. And he's seen it. He's been all up in there. No, I kind of think you're like a Mr. Darcy in a rain kind of. Yes. That kind of thing. That's how Tony described it as Mills and Boone. And then Killian said, what's Mills and Boone? You don't know much.
I thought they were sort of British duo on the BBC in the 70s or something like that. Oh. It sounded like that. Mills and Boone. Saturday night. I guess there is something there. It's Christmas with Mills and Boone. Morecambe and Wise, that vibe. Yeah, that kind of vibe. Anthony Cantwell, you're joining us now. You had something to say a couple of minutes ago. Was it just about Patrick Gibson?
I did. No, thank you very much. Congratulations to Patrick Gibson. Pretty cool. And also, I was playing it last night. It's fucking brilliant. We'll see. We'll see. That's for our spin-off podcast, YoungHotGamers. That's true. Yes, YoungHotGamers is coming up. You don't play the game. Me and Tony are doing a spin-off. It's called chess. Yeah. I don't know.
Also, there's going to be another offshoot because some people have complained. So we're going to do a specific podcast about finding out that celebrities follow us on Instagram. Because I know some of you, that's not very relatable material. So we're going to offshoot that to a different podcast. I still don't know why Isla Fisher unfollowed me.
If people do know why, we will... And we still don't know why Tristan Tate does follow me again from his new account. He followed you again? Yeah, I'm back in. Back in with Tristan Tate. I'm one of the lead Manosphere comedians.
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