Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786
Wed, 20 Nov 2024
Get your original Tim Segura Portrait over at the YMH Store: https://store.ymhstudios.com/products/smooth-operator-autographed-8x10-print Christina just released her brand new shades of lipstick, Atomic Red, Berlin and Madison: https://christinap.com/collections/christina-p-lipsticks SPONSORS: Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code: YMH to receive your first month FREE. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open. Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones. We also have a #YMHExclusive that'll bring a smile to your face and Tom hypes up a jacket. The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode! Your Mom’s House Ep. 786 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the significance of Tom's new beard?
Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House.
Hi, Gene. I'm so happy to be back.
I'm happy to be here.
Looking very natural, very relaxed, very calm. Feeling good.
I got a lot of people commented on the fact that I had a shaved head and a shaved face.
Not just that. You guys had Matthew McConaughey on to Bears One Cave, and the majority of the comments were about your lack of a beard. Right.
overwhelming yeah people were not talking about the oscar award-winning a-lister no they were talking about my face and here's the thing they weren't that nice about it it's weird it was very strange why what were they saying uh not nice things um my favorite comment you told me they're like i think christina gave tom her cancer here here's some of the comments
The beard looks like a baby who grew up fast.
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Chapter 2: What are the comments about Tom's appearance with Matthew McConaughey?
At first, you were like, oh, this is nice. I can see. I didn't know your teeth.
Your teeth are not as yellow as I thought they were when you had a beard.
beardless Tom is post nut clarity in human form oh my god so true that's so true now that is the John Segura Tom looks like an aggressive lesbian no I don't see that how do you like that one and he liked that one is Tom dying from Christina's cancer sure fucking looks that way that's funny Tom without a beard is like seeing an owl's legs Well, that's funny.
Tom looks like the word ringworm. I mean.
That's so true.
Oh, and his reaction when I walked in that day was just.
That's so true. Holy shit. I didn't even know they had legs like that.
Dude, will you chill out?
That's amazing. That is 100% accurate.
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Chapter 3: Who is the hottest First Lady of all time?
17,000 years ago.
It feels like 5 million years ago.
It feels a lot longer. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Yeah.
Anyway, it grew back very fast. My hair on my head grew back.
It's amazing. What have you been doing?
Just taking vitamins, man.
Yeah. You're on a lot of supplements and such.
Supplements and vitamins. I went to the gym this morning. Had one of those protein shakes you like.
Well, they gave you massive farts. That's a problem. I love that people are very upset by your lack of a diet.
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Chapter 4: What was the experience of Christina during her cancer treatment?
They were always super baggy.
Yeah.
Really weird.
And he's not as orange this time around.
He's using less orange.
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Chapter 5: What funny magazines did Christina leave behind at her treatment?
Somebody blended his concealer into his foundation. Yeah. And he stopped tanning so dark. So somebody talked to him. Somebody got to him. I don't know who it was. About the appearance.
Yeah.
Maybe Melania did.
maybe i love her so much oh yeah see the suit's fit now he's he's changing it yeah not as orange he's also 78 yeah he's not young no but you know he doesn't drink he doesn't smoke cigarettes he doesn't do drogas he was to say finally addresses his weight loss what does it say he lost oh 15 maybe 20 pounds yeah that's significant yeah he's 77 there yeah
because he's too busy to eat all right i love that he hired um or he's nominated rfk jr to be the health minister yeah and they celebrated by all having mcdonald's together i don't think anything summarizes donald trump more than that like the the legacy is like yeah here we are here's my new health guy
And you know it wasn't hot and fresh because they're on the plane.
I know.
So it's cold. And that's the worst way to eat McDonald's. Don't eat McDonald's cold.
You got to have McDonald's at McDonald's.
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