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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785

Wed, 13 Nov 2024

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month FREE. Go to https://HelixSleep.com/YMH to get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase and FREE Bedding Bundle with any Luxe or Elite mattress order. Head to http://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 785 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Chapter 2: What special is Adrienne Iapalucci promoting?

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Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House. I am being joined by two great guests. First, I have to say, the return of the Big J, Ari Shaffir, and with him, celebrating the release of her new special, The Dark Queen, which is out now on Netflix. Check out Adrienne Appaloochee, everybody. Give her a hand, and of course...

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You can check out Ari's pod, You Be Trippin' every Monday. Yeah. So anyway, fuck your stuff. Adrian, congratulations.

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Oh my God, thank you.

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On your special. You shot it at The Cellar in New York. Yes. Directed by the one and only Louis C.K.

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Yes, and produced by this guy.

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Produced by me. We cannot wait for this, for the anger to come. God. Is a lot of anger coming? Off the jokes, off Louie. Hopefully I'll get some.

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I think so, you will.

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Get someone even more divisive to shield me.

Chapter 3: How does Ari Shaffir explain his recent facial issues?

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I'm excited. I hope I hope people are upset. Some people like it, but I hope.

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Yeah. Let me tell you something. They are going to. I know they're going to. And I've experienced rage and outrage, and it is coming.

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You're going to get it.

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But here's the thing. I think there's something about the fact that you're not some fucking 22-year-old damsel in distress who's like, La, la, la, everything's fine. You know what you do.

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Nothing's fine.

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You know, but like you know. So I think when it comes, you're going to be like, oh, look, it's here.

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Yeah, that was the point.

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Yeah, you're going to see it.

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It's funny watching people like walk out sometimes at the cellar and they'll be like, you're terrible. And she just goes, you're not wrong. She's like, it's fine.

Chapter 4: What challenges do comedians face with audience reactions?

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Oh yeah, you ignore everyone. You guys have just it all the time.

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I had somebody at the store, I was going back after living in New York for like five years, at the patio, and some black guy goes, he asked me for a dime. I was like, no, man, no.

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A dime?

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Yeah, he got a dime, meaning like, do you have any money? No. And I was like, no. And he's like, really? And I'm like, come on, man. And he goes, can't you just give me the time? And I was like, oh, I thought you wanted money. And he was just like... Yeah, I'm not that, what? I'm not that kind of black guy. I'm just some dude who wants to know what time it is.

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I just don't know if I'm late right now, you fucking Jew. Jesus.

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It's weird to ask for a dime, though.

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No one says that. Well, he said, do you have the time?

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$50?

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I was like, that's crazy. That's a big ass. He was like, how about five? And I was like, still no.

Chapter 5: How do cultural differences affect comedy?

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I mean, he's a Jew, too. If he really loved himself, he would suck his own dick, though. Yeah. He's trying. He's definitely trying.

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He's doing everything he can do. But he's not.

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He's not. If he really loved himself.

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If I met him, that's what I would tell him.

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What?

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If you really loved yourself, you'd suck your own dick. Get some of your ribs taken out.

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Yeah.

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These guys come to you? No. He came here. He came in the studio.

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Was he naked?

Chapter 6: What are the benefits of performing in different settings?

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Sometimes. I mean, like I remember just early on, not like, you know, if you do like a few shows and they go like fairly well, then you're like, I think this is like as bad as it can go. Right. Like you're just like, and then, oh man, doing, I did one of those like cat club shows, like on sunset, you know, it was like 50 people in this room. I don't remember the joke. That's just people going like,

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You're like, oh. Or like, oh, good one. Like those things where you're like, damn. And it's like, I feel, I can remember just feeling stunned just being like, I didn't know people do that. It's like the first time that happens. I mean, this is like year one, year two. Sure, yeah. But you're still like, I don't know if people actually do it. Like, I would never do that.

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Isn't that more of a New York thing? People would come to fuck up shows at clubs?

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I remember going up to like somewhere in Harlem. They had like an urban show, and they let new comics go up. And then if they don't like you, I think there was like a gong or something, and it was like...

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there's old picnic it was so weird they had all inside furniture like outside furniture inside like plastic chairs and picnic tabletops i remember i was dating a guy at the time and he him and the other guy came with both they were like you got to get off stage and i did it and i i didn't i did okay i didn't like get that but i was like that's weird it's weird to just be in that situation where they're like nope next nope yeah urban rooms are for black comics and

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super bad white comics.

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That's very funny because like, I can see that. If you develop your act there as a white guy, you're just developing all these like weird instincts that like are not going to apply to most of the rooms you're going to end up doing basically. Yeah.

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There's almost no club where you're like, DJ, play that. They'd be like, The sound guy, you mean?

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Not a DJ. Like the black club move of like, hey, man, when I get up, play this bullshit, all right? And then they get up and they're like, hey, man, what kind of shit was that? You're like, you asked him to play that. That's your joke? Cut that shit off, man. Ain't nobody trying to listen to fucking Justin Bieber. You're like, okay.

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