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What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785
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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chapter 2: What special is Adrienne Iapalucci promoting?
Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House. I am being joined by two great guests. First, I have to say, the return of the Big J, Ari Shaffir, and with him, celebrating the release of her new special, The Dark Queen, which is out now on Netflix. Check out Adrienne Appaloochee, everybody. Give her a hand, and of course...
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You can check out Ari's pod, You Be Trippin' every Monday. Yeah. So anyway, fuck your stuff. Adrian, congratulations. Oh my God, thank you. On your special. You shot it at The Cellar in New York. Yes. Directed by the one and only Louis C.K. Yes, and produced by this guy.
Produced by me. We cannot wait for this, for the anger to come. God. Is a lot of anger coming? Off the jokes, off Louie. Hopefully I'll get some.
I think so, you will.
Get someone even more divisive to shield me.
That's awesome. This is exciting. Well, they asked me to cut the first six minutes because they want them to get mad right away. They asked you to cut it? The first six minutes because they were like, we just want you to get right to it.
Right to it. The first six minutes was kind of like, hi, and some jokes about our family. They're like, just go right to it.
There was no jokes about my family at all.
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Chapter 3: How does Ari Shaffir explain his recent facial issues?
I'm excited. I hope I hope people are upset. Some people like it, but I hope. Yeah. Let me tell you something. They are going to. I know they're going to. And I've experienced rage and outrage, and it is coming. You're going to get it.
But here's the thing. I think there's something about the fact that you're not some fucking 22-year-old damsel in distress who's like, La, la, la, everything's fine. You know what you do. Nothing's fine. You know, but like you know. So I think when it comes, you're going to be like, oh, look, it's here.
Yeah, that was the point.
Yeah, you're going to see it.
It's funny watching people like walk out sometimes at the cellar and they'll be like, you're terrible. And she just goes, you're not wrong. She's like, it's fine.
The one taping that Louis wanted to do, he was like, we should do a show where nobody knows you're doing a special. And it was the worst show.
Just like a regular cellar crowd, you'll just do it out.
They had no idea I'm headlining and just taping a special, so it's just regular people, and it was so bad. They wouldn't leave. Yeah. And this was taped, or no? We taped four of them. But that was one of them. Yeah, and that was the worst one. Are you using that? Not at all.
No, but it would be funny to put the special next to that. Sure. Remember, Lou was like, there was one joke he did, and someone was like, this is terrible. You can hear it. Right, and then on the other show, someone was like, here we go.
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Chapter 4: What challenges do comedians face with audience reactions?
Oh yeah, you ignore everyone. You guys have just it all the time.
I had somebody at the store, I was going back after living in New York for like five years, at the patio, and some black guy goes, he asked me for a dime. I was like, no, man, no.
A dime?
Yeah, he got a dime, meaning like, do you have any money? No. And I was like, no. And he's like, really? And I'm like, come on, man. And he goes, can't you just give me the time? And I was like, oh, I thought you wanted money. And he was just like... Yeah, I'm not that, what? I'm not that kind of black guy. I'm just some dude who wants to know what time it is.
I just don't know if I'm late right now, you fucking Jew. Jesus.
It's weird to ask for a dime, though.
No one says that. Well, he said, do you have the time?
$50?
I was like, that's crazy. That's a big ass. He was like, how about five? And I was like, still no.
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Chapter 5: How do cultural differences affect comedy?
I mean, he's a Jew, too. If he really loved himself, he would suck his own dick, though. Yeah. He's trying. He's definitely trying.
He's doing everything he can do. But he's not.
He's not. If he really loved himself.
If I met him, that's what I would tell him.
What?
If you really loved yourself, you'd suck your own dick. Get some of your ribs taken out.
Yeah.
These guys come to you? No. He came here. He came in the studio. Was he naked? He tried to. And we were like, no. So he did it in his underwear. What do you mean? Jizz in his underwear? No, he didn't jizz. He just did the show.
Oh, he did the show in his underwear.
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Chapter 6: What are the benefits of performing in different settings?
Sometimes. I mean, like I remember just early on, not like, you know, if you do like a few shows and they go like fairly well, then you're like, I think this is like as bad as it can go. Right. Like you're just like, and then, oh man, doing, I did one of those like cat club shows, like on sunset, you know, it was like 50 people in this room. I don't remember the joke. That's just people going like,
You're like, oh. Or like, oh, good one. Like those things where you're like, damn. And it's like, I feel, I can remember just feeling stunned just being like, I didn't know people do that. It's like the first time that happens. I mean, this is like year one, year two. Sure, yeah. But you're still like, I don't know if people actually do it. Like, I would never do that.
Isn't that more of a New York thing? People would come to fuck up shows at clubs?
I remember going up to like somewhere in Harlem. They had like an urban show, and they let new comics go up. And then if they don't like you, I think there was like a gong or something, and it was like...
there's old picnic it was so weird they had all inside furniture like outside furniture inside like plastic chairs and picnic tabletops i remember i was dating a guy at the time and he him and the other guy came with both they were like you got to get off stage and i did it and i i didn't i did okay i didn't like get that but i was like that's weird it's weird to just be in that situation where they're like nope next nope yeah urban rooms are for black comics and
super bad white comics.
That's very funny because like, I can see that. If you develop your act there as a white guy, you're just developing all these like weird instincts that like are not going to apply to most of the rooms you're going to end up doing basically. Yeah.
There's almost no club where you're like, DJ, play that. They'd be like, The sound guy, you mean?
Not a DJ. Like the black club move of like, hey, man, when I get up, play this bullshit, all right? And then they get up and they're like, hey, man, what kind of shit was that? You're like, you asked him to play that. That's your joke? Cut that shit off, man. Ain't nobody trying to listen to fucking Justin Bieber. You're like, okay.
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