Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809
07 May 2025
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Murky.
Wow.
Isn't that something, man? DJ Suede, the remix guy, he's always just putting out bangers. But that one's from a couple years ago, and I've been listening to it on repeat in my car.
I like when she goes... That girl, I tell you, she really, if anything, she's got chutzpah. I don't know if you remember the Good Morning America performance where she did cartwheel after cartwheel after cartwheel. Can you find that real quick, Josh? It was so alarming that it has made a repass on the meme circuit.
Yeah, yeah.
Whoa!
I win. Again, and she goes in for seconds.
If you don't remember, she did the national anthem.
Oh, boy.
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